01x01 - The Red Room

[bunniefuu]

Good
afternoon, my twisted friends.

We have quite the
show for you today.

Is it going to be
the fire of Ashes,

or will it be the
chainsaw of Buzz,

or do you want to see the
magic of The Magician?

Who's it going
to be, who's it going to be?

Come on, my darlings - if you want
to have a say in who gets to play,

then get your tips in.

Don't be so cheap,
Majesty is watching.

Time's almost up, my friends.

5, 4,

3, 2...

..and 1.

Great choice.

If you like what you see,
leave your Majesty a tip.

STOP! Stop! What is this?!

No, don't do it!

No, no, no!

It's over.

Believable, right?

I told you I'd bring it!

Woo!

Woo!

Well, that was a uh... a
superfreaky experience,

but uh, it was kind
of awesome.

This is clever. Did you make
this, did YOU make this?

Can I keep this?

No. You were very convincing, but
this is where our arrangement ends.

Yeah, sure. Hey, whoa!

You see, we know where you
live, Mr 22 Brook Street.

We know where you work and we
know where your kids go to school.

Now, disappear.

Understand? I understand.

That's a wrap.

So, how'd we do?

Uh, numbers are still down.

You know, I was thinking -
we should be brainstorming.

We need to come up with some
new ideas, new characters.

What about... What
about a clown?

Uh, there's extra in here.

Just my way of saying thank you.

Thank you.

Look, Max, there's not a lot of
people that can do what you do,

and it's been working,

but man, we've got to find a
way to make our audience grow.

I've got some ideas. I'll
brainstorm while I'm cleaning up.

Do you want help?

No.

No, no - go home.

OK.

Night.

Right.

Let's go make it safe.

Ssh, OK? I've
got to get this right.

Here we go.

What do you think, Hulky,
should we cash them in?

Yeah... not just yet.

Can I help you?

I need to see Jacky.

There's no Jacky here.

Go get my daughter
now, you f*cking idiot.

Listen, b*tch,
there's no Jacky here.

Ever wonder what 50,000
volts feels like?

Pretty please, go get Jacky now.

Jack!

What the f*ck do YOU want?

I want to help you.

It's a bit late now.
I'm working on something

that could change your life.

Can we go somewhere
private and talk?

I have nothing
more to say to you.

Will you at least take
this for protection?

The only thing that I need
protection from is you.

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position:50% All right, guys, that's five minutes!

Let's wrap it up, lock
it up. You guys good?

All right. Uh, ladies,
have a good night.

See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Good night! See ya.

Hey, you - great work today,
really. Really loved it.

Oh, come on, guys!

All right, two
minutes. We've got to head out.

Hey, Margot. Two minutes
- I'm just locking up.

Two.

Everybody gone? Yeah.

So, I've been thinking about it,

and I have a theory why
we're losing our audience.

I think we need to change the
types of victims that we cast.

I know you've been
against it in the past,

but I think we need
to try a woman.

Now, I brought you some
options, they're all great,

all of them believable.

But Amber here, I think
she'd be a great fit.

I thought you said
everyone was gone.

Yeah, I did.

Uh, who's there?

Good evening.

Oh, please, take a seat.

Sit down!

Sit.

It's such an honour
to finally meet you...

..Majesty.

Oh, I'm a big fan.

All that Bitcoin I
put into your pocket.

Well, now I want it back.

What the hell are
you talking about?

This whole operation
is bullshit.

Now, what would happen if
your loyal viewers found out?

I want my money back.

With interest.

So, how much of that
beautiful Bitcoin

has this freak
show earned so far?

Uh...

Uh... uh... "Uh?"

I...

Hm?

How much, pendejo?
I don't know!

I'm a hired hand! I don't
know about the business.

Oh, so, YOU'RE the boss.

What the hell do I need YOU for?

No!

Holy f*ck!

So, boss...

..what's it going to be?

If you k*ll me, you get sh*t.

True.

But what if I k*ll
your daughter instead?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

I just want the Bitcoin.

Now, be a good mommy, and little
Jacky gets to live another day.

Prove to me she's not hurt.

Yeah?

I want to see the girl.

OK.

It's not here.

It's at home.

Shall we?

Come on.

It's OK. It's OK,
stay.

Now, THIS is a wallet.

Your recovery phase, please.

There, behind the picture.

Give me the pass code.

Hey!

Margot!

Open the door.

Are you going to let your daughter
die because of some stupid Bitcoin?

I will do it!

I'm doing it.

Just don't hurt my daughter.

Give me the f*cking
code, Margot.

Give me the f*cking
code, Margot!

I'm sh**ting this f*cking
dog. Put the g*n down!

Give me the f*cking code,
Margot!

Time's almost
up, my friends - 30 seconds left.

Highest tip wins.

Choose your weapon. Which
one is it going to be?

Time is starting to run
out. Majesty wants to play!

Oh, we have a winner!

Grrr-eat choice.

Don't do it.
You're not a k*ller, Margot!

Who
the f*ck are you?

It was your partner
- his idea, not mine!

It was not my idea! It was Max's.
It was his stupid, f*cking idea.

Go look in your
office, he's not there!

Go see for yourself
- he's not dead!

Margot, please!

You f*ck!

f*cking squib.

No, no, no, no!

Please! Please don't. No!

Please don't, please.

Where exactly is my daughter?

She's at Prestige Dry Cleaner's.

It's the dry cleaner's shop at King
and Pine. She's safe, she's there.

How many people
are there? Just...

How many people are there?!

Just two people - your
partner and my guy.

Max and my guy. You don't
have to do this, please don't.

Please don't. We're
not K*llers, Margot.

Don't do this, please!
She's safe! Awww!

Oh, my God!

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Where's Alex?

Well, have you heard from him?

f*ck!

We should have heard from
him by now. You message him?

Just chill the f*ck
out, man, all right?

Your energy is, like,
weirding me out.

Just f*ck' eat something.

Could you just try to
contact him, please?!

Where the f*ck is he?

You know, if we don't get that
wallet, all of this is for nothing?

Just chill, all right?
I'm f*cking texting him.

Hey, guys, it's Crypto Steve,

bringing you guys the latest
cryptocurrency tutorial.

I showed you how to connect
your cryptocurrency wallet

to any computer. I'll show you
how to send and receive Bitcoin.

Let's get started.

Look - he's on his way.

Chill the f*ck out!

After you've copied
the receiving address

from your hardware-wallet interface,
paste it into the preceding window.

Click "send". The Bitcoin will
transfer into your hardware wallet.

Be careful not
copy the wrong cryptocurrency.

If you send the
wrong cryptocurrency

to your hardware-wallet
receiving address,

you can lose the total amount
of that transaction for good.

Alex?

Looch?

Looch!

I'll f*cking k*ll her!

I swear to f*cking
God, I'll do it!

Shut up!
Shut the f*ck up!

How are you feeling, Max?

See, I'm feeling inspired.

I've decided to take the show
in a whole new direction,

a more authentic direction.

See, your good buddy here, well,
he was our highest earner ever.

And our viewers are coming back!

Why do you think that is?

We were never going
to hurt Jacky.

I swear, it wasn't real.

You have to believe
me, OK? It was...

That was a mistake.

I have zero interest in ever
hearing your voice again.

I want you to help me create
something special for our viewers -

no tricks, no bullshit.

Just you and me, Maxy.

Just you and me.

Now...

..let's get the cameras rolling
and make some movie magic.

Jacky?

Don't hang up.

I'm proud of you.

I've left something
for you in the house.

It's in the wall vent
under the stairs.

Go live the life I
couldn't give you.

We both deserve a second chance.