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01x06 - Episode 6

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Boom Boom Bruno". Aired: December 7, 2023.*
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Bruno is not just any cop. He is Boom Boom Bruno, the district cowboy.

01x06 - Episode 6

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Like at a top restaurant.

Today, I'll do anything you want.

What do you want me to do, baby?

I could be

your naked waiter.

I might like that.

Let's eat something.

I'm in the mood

for something very different.

I'm starving.

I only had a few crackers

before the show.

Okay.

How was it?

What can I say?

The audience loves me.

-Should I be jealous?

-Please don't be.

It's bad enough

that the queen wants to k*ll me.

-Did you fight again?

-Let's not talk about that old b*tch.

Chopsticks?

sh*t, I forgot.

What's wrong?

We'll just eat with our hands.

Dan,

I finally want to go

to a real restaurant.

You know that's not possible.

Of course it is.

You just don't want to.

I'm tired of hiding.

I'll tell Anna when the time is right.

You've said that for months.

Hey.

I love you.

You know that.

Then go tell her.

Okay.

If you're not going to tell her, I will.

What? Come on, baby, that's nonsense.

This is nonsense.

I'll go see your wife

and tell her for you.

Come on, this isn't funny anymore.

I'll tell her when I'm ready.

And when is that, Dan?

When is that?

You won't do it.

You're not destroying my family.

You're the one destroying it.

You're destroying everything!

Baby?

Baby?

No.

No.

All that anger

Why?

They fired me.

I'm not a cop anymore.

And my colleagues

They're all assholes.

They don't give a sh*t.

Oh, Bruno.

You're a good guy, really.

Deep down in your heart.

And the world out there

needs its sheriff.

HOSPITAL

INTENSIVE CARE

Great. Thank you.

Goodbye.

Boss? Solowski woke up.

He's been moved

and is ready for questioning.

That's good news.

Okay, drive down there

and see what he has to tell you.

I I think one of us is enough.

You're drowning in paperwork.

Nonsense, I'm coming with you.

If he's just come out of a coma,

he won't have much to tell us.

We have to go together,

according to protocol.

Listen, I'm going alone, Nancy.

Okay. What's gotten into you?

I'm sorry.

It just gets to me. I like the kid.

I think

it's too much if we both show up there.

Okay. Call if you need anything.

I will.

Good morning.

Here.

Eat up.

It'll help you get back on your feet.

Very good.

I put chili in. It packs a real punch.

Burns upstairs first, then downstairs.

What happened?

I saved your a*s, kid.

It almost backfired badly.

I

I met

Dan.

Chief! Chief, it was Dan.

I know.

Calm down.

Eat something to get your strength back.

We'll take it from there.

Chief?

The letter.

-Dan forced me to

-Don't worry about it.

The letter was taken care of.

I destroyed it. Nobody knows about it.

But Dan made sure they found

Sugar's necklace in your desk.

They still think that you're

the m*rder*r and that I'm a lunatic.

So, what am I doing here?

If Dan finds you, he'll k*ll you.

He's afraid that you might still blab.

What's your plan?

I'll solve the case once and for all.

I've got one more ace up my sleeve.

Meanwhile,

your a*s won't leave this cabin.

You hear?

Oh man, Mike,

when will the rain finally save us?

Sorry, but there's no rain in sight.

Temperatures will climb

above 39 degrees Celsius.

Menu number five, please.

-Sure.

-Thank you.

I'll bring it.

Bruno?

What's going on?

I can't see Mark anymore.

Nobody tells me anything.

Mark is fine.

What does that mean?

Mark is safe. Don't worry.

Mikky, customers.

Ah, there you are!

Well, you old scumbag!

That heart attack did you good.

You look good.

Thank you.

Good to see you, Bruno.

-So, no Thailand?

-No.

It would've been a bit too humid for me.

And how are you?

How is life with the new boss?

Listen, boss

I need your help.

The old hag needs to go.

She threw me out too.

What?

I'm on to something big,

but nobody believes me.

You have to come back.

We're up sh*t's creek.

I need my job back,

so I can settle it once and for all.

Sure, but how can I help you with that?

You're friends

with the police commissioner.

Brown-nose him a bit.

You'll manage.

Have your buddies dig around in the mud.

I'm sure they can find

some dirty little secret

and then it's, "Bye, bye, old d*ke."

Sure thing.

-Well, boys?

-Strong, black coffee.

Green tea for me.

-What?

-Better for the heart.

Remember when I ordered

that sweet little Thai girl?

Sure, yes.

I remember vividly.

Do you know who visited me

when I was in the hospital?

Nobody.

Only Nang came.

Every day.

Listen, Bruno.

I don't do that dirty stuff anymore.

Come on.

Should I sign you up for bingo

at the old folks' home?

My treat.

Take care, Bruno.

Take care.

You'll be a fine cop one day.

A good policeman is a real man.

A real man is not afraid,

never complains,

and makes decisions.

f*cking pussies!

Jerks! b*tches!

Dickheads!

-Chief?

-Leave me alone, kid.

This whole world is going to the dogs.

The toughest ones are getting castrated.

I'm the only one left with ba*ls!

Mrs. Solowski?

-Yes?

-Dan Meier, Mark's colleague.

Yes, of course.

Did something happen to Mark?

-Oh, God, please

-No.

Mark ran away.

-He just disappeared.

-What?

-Is he with you?

-No.

Do you have any idea where he might be?

I don't know.

Friends who might put him up?

I don't know his friends.

Mrs. Solowski

Did Mark say anything

or do anything different than normal

before he

He ate his fruit loops, as always.

And before that

He went fishing before that.

Fishing? Who with? Bruno?

Yes, that's right. With Bruno.

Where?

I don't know.

Mrs. Solowski,

if he gets in touch with you

or you remember something,

please call me.

That son-of-a-b*tch.

I'll finish him off!

He's been f*cking with me for too long.

Here, sh**t.

Chief, I've been thinking.

You kidnapped me.

I mean, they're looking for me.

I should turn myself in

and make a statement.

Dan tried to k*ll you.

Now sh**t.

We'll only make things worse.

If we testify

and tell them Dan did it, then

They won't believe us.

Now sh**t!

I'll get him.

I'll catch him

and squeeze the truth out of him.

Even if I have to cut his ba*ls off.

That's insane.

You're going to bed, while I keep watch.

Tell me,

do you prefer antique pink

or fir green with gray for the pram?

I don't know. You pick one.

Okay.

Did you get the car seat?

No, I'll do it tomorrow.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm busy.

You fight with Bruno,

you're always home late,

you behave strangely.

-Why are you snapping at me?

-I'm busy, goddammit!

Here.

Your baby.

Healthy as a horse.

You missed the ultrasound.

sh*t.

Anna

I'm sorry.

I don't know what's going on with you.

But if you want to talk

I'm there for you when you're ready.

Things will be normal again soon.

I promise.

I've got to go.

We're looking for Mark.

I might be home late.

Don't stay up for me.

Mark?

g*dd*mn you,

you stubborn little steed.

Mother?

Baby.

Where did you come from?

Let me make you a smoothie.

Oh, because

Did you know those fruit loops

contain far too much sugar?

Far too much

sugar.

It's okay, Mother. I'm back.

Go sit down.

Thank you.

So what happened?

The police are looking for you.

Who visited you?

Wait.

Here.

Dan.

Listen, Mother, we might not

see each other for a long time.

I'm going to the police station.

I have to clear things up.

I don't know what will happen.

And

I'm sorry for causing so much trouble.

No, I'm sorry.

For being such a terrible mother.

You're not all that terrible.

Mom?

Come on, hop in.

Have you gone

completely out of your mind?

What part of "stay in the cabin until

I've solved it" did you not understand?

Is there a fur ball in my mouth?

Do I speak Chinese?

No, but I do. Mandarin, to be precise.

-You think that's funny?

-A little bit.

Chief, I'm trying to do the right thing.

I'm not a child. I have to make

my own decisions, even if they're wrong.

What do you think will happen

if you go in there?

That you'll get a fair trial

and justice is served?

That only happens in the movies, kid.

Grow up!

You'll rot in jail

while Dan keeps up

his happy little family act.

They found the necklace

in your desk drawer.

They want you to be the k*ller.

But go and do whatever you want.

Just walk on in there.

Show me you got ba*ls!

So cutting his nuts off

and torturing him until he blabs

and you end up in jail

is the better plan?

No, it's not.

What'll we do now?

Why don't you tell me?

Chief?

Trinity

is still my name.

We need to talk to you.

I can't. I'm taking the car

to the garage.

You should make time for this.

My appointment is in 20 minutes.

It's about Dan.

May we?

You might want to sit down for this.

-I don't want to sit.

-Anna

Your husband is not who you think he is.

I don't know how to tell you.

I'm really sorry, but

Dan m*rder*d two people.

What?

Who did he k*ll?

The two drag queens.

Lady Lovelyn and Sugar Candy.

And he tried to k*ll Mark.

Isn't Dan looking for you?

I'm calling him.

First you fight.

Now you come here.

You're all nuts.

Anna?

I can imagine that it must be hard

when you love someone so much

you don't want to see

who that person really is.

When a person keeps changing

and withdraws into themselves

and you don't know what's going on,

but you sense very strongly

that they have a big secret.

On Tuesdays and Fridays,

Dan would always come home late, right?

Police operations.

No.

That's when he'd meet his lover

at a hotel.

Sugar Candy.

He k*lled her.

I'm sorry.

Dan will be home soon.

You have to go.

6 PM at the fishing cabin

at the Waldsee lake.

You'll see for yourself

who Dan really is.

Think she'll come?

She'll show.

Now you just have to tell Sharry

to throw out the line.

Dan will surely bite

and bam,

we'll have our fish on the hook.

We'll have slippery eel for dinner.

What if she doesn't show?

We can't be naive.

If we failed to convince Anna,

it'll be a suicide mission.

We need a backup plan.

If it gets dangerous,

I'll deal with it.

It might end badly.

Yes.

I know.

Go on.

Hey.

What?

sh*t, I had no idea what was going on.

Are you all right?

Yes, I'm fine.

Okay.

I'm so sorry for locking you

in the closet.

That was pretty shitty.

Alice?

sh*t, you scared me.

What are you doing here?

Here.

For the little biter.

Alice

I

I have cancer.

And I'm not a cop anymore.

I have nothing to offer you two.

Hey!

Boom Boom Bruno.

I'll give it to Kasper.

I'm sure he'll love it.

No, Mom, no need to worry.

Thank you.

So?

Sharry is telling Dan

that she thinks we're here.

Well then

Shoo! Off to your hiding place.

Dan's so eager, he'll get here

faster than Speedy Gonzales.

What's this now?

Chief, I didn't mean it.

When I told you

to go die of your cancer.

That's okay, kid.

Who knows, maybe this glorious

head of hair will grow back.

That

That's fantastic news!

Enough.

Stop the girly talk.

Get in position.

Okay, Chief.

So?

Did you find it easily?

Where's Mark?

I was already afraid

you wouldn't show up.

Where is Mark?

It's over, Dan.

Why don't we go to the police

so you can turn yourself in?

You f*cked up big time.

Don't make things worse.

Bruno

This has nothing to do with you.

Now tell me where Mark is.

You can't spend your whole life

hiding from yourself.

We are who we are.

You happen to like guys.

Shut your stupid mouth.

Come on, Dan.

You were seeing him for months.

You gave him that expensive necklace.

It was love, pal.

I know it's not easy

to come to terms with.

What are you talking about?

You have no f*cking idea.

Bruno

Tell me where Mark is

or I'll sh**t you too.

Damn it, Anna, where are you?

sh*t.

I just want my life back.

You still don't get it, do you?

You won't get it back.

You can't get it back,

because it wasn't your life.

You've been living a lie.

You messed everything up.

And do you know why?

Because you can't face

who you really are.

I'm here.

Give up, Dan. The police are coming.

Damn you, kid.

I'm sorry, Mark.

Dan?

Chief, keep it together.

So it's all true?

I didn't want this to happen.

Is it true?

Dan! No!

No! Dan!

Chief?

You've got real ba*ls, kid.

Even if they're g*y ba*ls.

Stop crying, kid.

A grazing shot like that

won't bring down Boom Boom Bruno.

I know.

The guy on the ground is called Bruno.

Boom Boom Bruno.

And this Bruno

is no longer alone.