Buy Now, Die Later (2015)

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Congressman?

Congressman Manrique
and singer Natasha Baleva.

This is a good scoop.

Perfect timing.

Take it, it's yours!
Good timing!

Die while taking selfies!
Jackass!

Hey, Modesto!

Good morning, Sir.

My morning was good until I saw
you using office hours for pleasure.

- So what happened last night?
- Sir, my camera was snatched.

You were mugged?
How are you?

I'm fine.

Not you, the photos.

Odie, we worked
hard to get that lead.

Don't tell me the photos of Natasha
and the congressman were also stolen.

Dead silence.

Odie, this is your last chance.

You're only here because
you're the son of Manolo Marquez.

Now, if you don't give me anything,
by 9am tomorrow morning,

you're fired!

Yes, Sir.

Good.

What's the matter?
Isn't it good?

Just ticked off at my boss.

I think he's
tripping on me.

You're lucky you're making a
living from this Taste Buds of yours.

No, I just know the right people.

If you're not happy at your job,
why don't you resign?

Why not continue
being a photojournalist?

Your blog is interesting.

I've done everything
to get my blog noticed.

I made a meme, trolled people,
tagged celebrities.

I posed pictures of sexy girls,
but nothing.

The only thing I haven't done
is make a pact with the Devil.

Why don't you?

Just kidding.
Don't say that.

What if... think...

In your current situation,
what would your father do?

I know Uncle, he would do
anything to make things work.

Anything.

Bad luck.

Damn this life.

This is a bad trip!

Beautiful, right?

Santi, at your service.

- How much is it?
- It's not for sale.

That is only for display,
but I don't blame you for wanting it.

It's gorgeous.

Actually it's one of my favorites.

She is gorgeous.

My father took that picture.
When he was alive.

You're Manolo Marquez's son?

Uh... is this a new place?

I've walked down
this street for years,

but this is the first time
I've noticed it.

Really?

Doesn't seem like it.

We've always been open.

Maybe you only noticed it now
because you need it.

This is the new Sonicon camera,
one terabyte internal memory,


taking out of this world pictures.

You will be the professional
photographer you've always dreamed of.

Wow, this is cool.

Can I see it?

Be careful with our items.

If you destroy it,
it's considered sold.

It looks expensive.
Lucky I caught it.

But what would I do with it?

I don't have a subject to photograph.
It's no use to me.

Believe me, Odie.

This is the answer
to all your problems.

Guaranteed.

This is the last stock.

Okay, I'll take it.

Before that you have
to sign a contract.

Contract?

Just three clauses.

Standard stuff,
nothing to worry about.

One, don't tell anyone you
bought the camera here.

We're selective about
our clientele.

Two, take good care
of the camera.

There's no warranty.

Three, you have to
use it when you need to.

Without fail.

How do I know
when I need to use it?

You'll just know.

Ouch!

Is your pen made of blades?

You've been swindled
again, Odie.

Yes Sir, you can use the
photo for the news.

Ok, thank you.

Modesto.

Boss.

Hey.

I hear you got a
big scoop last night.

Why did you post it on
your blog right away?

Sorry boss, but don't worry.

I have other sources,
if there are other scoops.

By the way,
I do have a scoop for you.

I was going to
take it to your office,

but figured you're not there,
but since you're here...

Here.

There.

You should turn on
your privacy settings in Facebook.

This is fine,
but not for my target market.

Don't worry, Boss.

I'll do a survey to see if
it's acceptable to the market.

Here, this is a new wrestler.

Look!

Use it as your wallpaper,
put it in your wallet,

on your cellphone.

Congrats, bro.

Thanks, bro.

What's next for you?

The truth is,
I feel guilty of this fame.

I'm getting these breaks
because Natasha died.

You were just at the right place
at the right time.

That's it.
That's not your fault.

Just between us: you're the
only one Im sharing this with.

Someone is helping me.

Someone brought
me to that spot.

This camera.

Where did you
buy that camera?

In Malate,
near a streetcorner grill.

Think of it this way: it's
your chance to be famous.

Like you're dad.

So what are your plans?

I have a hunch
about the k*ller.

I really need it.

Don't forget what I told you.

Remember my instructions.

Do not disturb me
the whole weekend.

I am very busy.

The new girlfriend
of the boss is hot.

Yeah, hotter than Natasha.

So sexy.

Holy sh*t.

Can't waste this chance.

Gutted like a pig.

I'm telling you, bro,
something weird is going on.

I thought the congressman
k*lled Natasha.

But I saw a shadow
I think that's the real k*ller.

You know what's
really weird?

Getting a lucky break
and refusing it.

It's not your fault, you got
there before anyone else.

You're my idol!

I hope I meet you someday.

Hire me as your apprentice!

The topics in your blog are brilliant!

Upload more pics!
You're my idol!

What camera are you using?

Can you have a meet and greet?

Odie! My favorite photographer!
You know that, right?

You've made it.

You really take after
your father, Manolo Marquez.

Not really.

Maybe I just
have a good source.

Here are the new pictures.

I'm sure these are
front page-worthy.

These are the last, Boss.

Why?

Why?

It's like this.

That Manileno broadsheet
offered me thrice my salary.

Then my boss there is so kind,
even brings me juice.

It's great to work there
because they take you seriously.

So I want to take
them seriously as well.

Odie, please.
Don't be like that.

We're at the peak
of our careers.

Please, Odie.

Don't leave.
I'll do anything you want.

Please, Odie.

Don't embarrass me.

I'll do anything.

Anything?

Yes.

Wait.

Hold it, that's a nice pose.

There.

There. Could you walk on
your knees from side to side,

like a crab?

There.

- How are the models?
- We're ready to sh**t.

Good.

Models, stand by.

Get ready.

Okay.

What's going on!

Who's there?

I need your help.

I think I was the shadow
at the m*rder sites.

Hello, Odie?

Relax.

I'm going to Santi right
now and bringing the camera.

But your camera only shoots movie
stars and prominent personalities.

Where are you?

I'm at the parking lot
of Studio Network.

I hope the person I've
come to see is still alive.

But I've been walking around a
long time and there's no one here.

You're now as
famous as your subjects.

Hello?

Hello?

Chloe Narciso?

Wait!

Listen to me.

We need to leave
or the shadow will k*ll us.

Shadow?

Sari told me that you
would k*ll me.

Wait, Miss!

HEARD

Listen to the
thudding of my heart.

Saying you're my type, baby.

I can't stop
looking at you.

Do you know only
cute boys touch my skin.

You have a
body to die for.

So please don't
k*ll my feelings.

You're so muscular,
my love I want to fly,

so I'll fall for you.

My heart is so alive.

Because I am deadly
in love with you.

The one we've all been waiting for,
our guest.

Please welcome on stage:

Chloe Narciso!

C.

H.

L.

O.

E.

We love you, our Chloe!

Thank you to everyone,
especially to my fans who support me,

and of course Mamou,
thank you for having me.

Thank you for coming on.

And you really look stunning.

Thank you.

I'll get right down to it.

Where does a Chloe Narciso come from?

You know, Mamou, it's funny.

Like everyone else,

I went to an audition.

Hi, everyone!

I'm Chloe Narciso and I will be
The Next Big Thing Season Ten

grand prize winner,
so you better watch out!

I can dance.

And I can act!

Mama?

My mama?

My mama!

How about singing?

I enjoy writing.

I write poems.

Do you sing?

I'm a great speller.

And in third grade
I was on the volleyball team.

And I was the first, second and third
Townsperson in the play,

"Sarah, Sarah,
where did you come from?"

Hey!

They asked if you could sing.

Mom, your cigarette.

Stop it, you're being a pain.

If you acted like that earlier,
you might have been accepted.

What happened to make
them reject you so fast?

Did you tell them your real
age or your screen age?

Were you tongue-tied?

You sang, didn't you?

When the heart beats,
for sure...

For sure this is
your last number.

Thank you!
Next!

But I told them
all my talents!

I have so many!

Why do they insist on singing?

Because you're in the Philippines?

You can tumble and do splits,
but if you can't sing you're nothing.

Just join The Next Big Thing Season


even if the prize is less.

Mom!

What if showbiz is not for me?

Shut up.

Aren't we going home?

What are we doing here?

Come here.

I'm so tired.

I need to rest.

I've had it with you.

We're going to see someone
who can help you become famous

so we can be rich!

Come on!

I'm so tired.

That's a cute anecdote, Chloe.

I hope we can get
a copy of that video.

Oh no, Mamou,
that would be embarrasing.

After that failed interview,
what happened?

We went to consult someone.

A talent coach?

Yes.

Someone like that.

Come on, don't make a fuss.

Don't waste the beauty
I passed on to you.

Look at me.

Here we go again.

I was Miss Cabanatuan Nueva Ecija.

In the 80s.

Winner!

If only.

I would've been bigger
than Nora Aunor and Vilma Santos.

You only want me in showbiz
so you can make money.

Not just me, us.

And don't keep on saying it,
you'll jinx it.

If you don't shut up,
I'll marry you off to that loanshark I owe.

No way.

No way yourself.

Holy sh*t!

Excuse me, Miss.

Are you Santi?

Someone told me that
you can help us.

I think we went to
the wrong place.

We'll be going now.

Maita.

I have what you need.

For you, Chloe.

For a rising star
like you.

Confucius said, do unto others
what you want others to do unto you.

Just a bit more and I'll be popular!

What are the
terms and conditions of this?

What was that seller saying?

Here.

Terms and conditions.

Term 1.

Do not disclose the place
where the item was bought.

I know.

You're exclusive,
I get it.

Term 2.

Handle the item with care.

Do not attempt to destroy.

Please be careful with my heart.

Don't worry,

I'll protect you.

Term 3.

Do not reply, receive calls or
respond to unknown contacts.

Okay, I get it.

Who's this?

What if this is important?

Or what if it's
some telemarketer?

What if the actor Piolo
Pascual is calling and if I answer

we'll be close friends?

I just panicked, sorry.

I know what you're doing.

You're testing me.

What you don't know is,
I'm obedient.

Wait,
how is this supposed to make me famous?

Because I'm deadly
in love with you!

Hello, welcome back.

It's me Chloe.

This number is
an original song I wrote.

Hope you like it.

I hope your ears are insured.

What's this?

Did someone sing with me?

Can I be your girlfriend?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

What!

Listen to this.

What did you do?

Did you drink a liter
of ginger tea?

Or maybe this is
what's it called...

I did not use Auto Tunes,
I swear.

It's that cellphone.

I don't know what it did
to my voice.

This only means one thing.

You're going to be famous.

Chloe Narciso.

The newest Pinay
singing sensation.

That's too much!

Singing sensation?

I can't take this.

Is it true?

True!

This is too much,
it's crazy.

Chloenatics.

Is there any conflict with fame?

Who are you?

I'm the musician you hired.

The one I hired to
play in my dressing room?

Don't play yet,
get out.

Wait till I call you.

I'm so stressed.

Hey.

You didn't touch the
food I prepared for you.

Don't you have an appetite?

Here, I'm touching it.

Ma, I'm on a juice fast,
remember?

By the way,
don't forget the meet-and-greet with

the Chloenatics outside
after your show.

Then your soap opera.

Are you willing to do kissing
scenes with Justin Castillo?

Of course you are.

Why would you refuse?

I've already said yes.

Then you're invited to the
black light rave at that new club.

And you're invited to lunch with
Natasha Baleva and her friends.

I don't want to go.

You know Natasha is as fake
as the stylist's costume jewelry.

Child...

I'm so tired,
were doing a lot of segues.

Aren't I doing enough
to cover all your expenses?

Isn't it enough?

Chloe, don't be like that.

Be glad you're in such demand.

You have to maintain your fame.

If you flag a little,
you're finished.

Like you.

What's going on?

Why are you talking
to me this way?

Please let me be.

I know I'm here
because of my talent.

My voice.

Voice?

We both know
that voice isn't yours.

If I were you,
I'd do everything I say.

That's all there is.

If I were you.

Well you're not me,
I am.

If you knew how to be famous,
why didn't you become famous?

Because I had you.

Go away!

I'm sure you're thrilled
to have some gossip to spread.

More blind items.

Get out!

That's what real life is like!

What is your problem?

I'll take care of it.

Sari.

Intelligent personal assistant
and knowledge navigator app.

So many hyper-Latin words.

I can't handle this,
it's too high-brow.

Just tap on the screen
and speak.

Hello? Mic test.

What are you, an app?

Yes, I can help you, Chloe.

This cellphone is so great.

Okay, I'll play along.

You'll help me?

Do you know my problem?

You're afraid to be
surpassed by others.

I'll take care of it.

Ready?

Ma, could you take
a different table?

Hi, girls!

Chloe, I'm so glad you're here.

Auntie Maita said
your sked was so tight.

No, I'm free,
that's why I'm here.

We've ordered.

The food here is great.

You should try it.

By the way, girl,
how are things?

I'm kind of sad because there
are so many blind items about me.

I don't know where
they come from.

Who would do such a thing?

They spread the gossip.

Somebody told me that
you were the source.

No, never.

We're like best friends forever.

Beauteam!

Beauteam?

Tell them what we know.

Haven't you heard?

There's going to be a huge flood in Manila,
and you three

will float because you are plastic.

Literally.

You're fakes.

Fake boobs,
fake butts, fake faces.

Oh my gosh!

Let's go, this is so shameful.

Please, I beg you,
don't take video.

She's going to slap you.

Grab her arm.

How dare you!

And this is for all the issues
you invented about me.

And another for being the
mistress of a congressman!

And you know
what I'm also pissed about?

It's because he used public funds
to buy your fake breasts!

Those are my taxes!

Those are my taxes!

You have a lot of nerve!

Chloe, let's go home.

Wait, I got hungry.

Let me eat.

Hey!

Why did you say
it was delicious?

It's awful!

As awful as you
and your manners!

I'll take care of you.

What do you want to happen?

I want that fake pest
Natasha to disappear.

Done.

This just in.

Singer Natasha Baleva
was found dead.

Exclusive.

The body was found
in a vacant lot in Manila.

Okay, friend?

That was our last conversation.

She said she was
very supportive of me.

I'm the same with her.

Then that happened.

How sad, she was so young.

What a waste.

You're getting emotional.

We'll take a break
and be right back.

Cut!

Are you okay?

Chloe, child...

Hello, Chloe, how are you?

I told you!

Term number 2:

You cannot talk to anyone
outside your contacts!

How was I supposed to know?

We should just return
that phone to Santi.

Where is it?
Give it to me.

I broke it and threw it away.

I'm using my old phone.

Why did you do that!

What's wrong with you?

That's what we should do
when objects are demonic.

It should be thrown away.

You should've put my
welfare before your ambition.

You should never have
brought me there.

And now you blame me?

Ma, could you leave?

Please?

Chloe, did you miss me?

Stop it! I can't take this!

Natasha is not your problem.

You know who is?

Your mother.

Not my mother, no!

I'll make you even more famous.

Just say when.

The way you told
me about Natasha.

No! I don't want this!

Where is my car?

Daughter, Mommy is here.

No, I'm here.

How will you escape
when I am in your brain?

Run, Chloe!

If you want to be a has-been,
I can arrange it.

Right?

Isn't this fun?

TASTY

It's over 30 minutes.

You're late.

Sorry ma'am.

I got caught in traffic.

But I promise that
this is worth the wait.

It better be.

Hans?

Gretchen?

The food has arrived.

Wait. Later.

Mommy will prepare it.

Please put the food
on the counter.

There?

Ma'am, please finish the cake.

It has to be refrigerated
or it'll melt.

Hans?

There's a problem.

My husband isn't here yet
and he made the order.

He has the money.

Could you wait for him?

He's probably stuck in traffic.

But I have to get
back to the restaurant.

Come on,
we'll take care of it.

I'll give you a big tip.

And it's raining so hard,
how will you get back?

Sorry.

Okay.

You'll look after me.

Sure.

Just call me Tess.

Have a seat.

Yes, Ma'am Tess.

Bad luck.

I guess our guests
aren't coming.

We're the only ones
who will have dinner.

Maybe him.

Sorry, kids,
what's the occasion today?

It's his birthday...

Really?

Happy Birthday.

I hope you like
the cake I made.

As long as
I cut the first slice.

Bro,
looks like the rain isn't about to stop.

You might get stranded
here for days.

Or weeks.

Then if we run out of food,
we may have to eat each other.

Could that really happen?

I saw it on
the Discovery Channel.

Of course we know
who will be first.

Kids.

Dad.

Thanks!

Give me that.

Kids, don't fight over that.

Leave them be.

They should learn to
claim what's theirs.

You're almost grown-up,
remember that.

Sprinklemuffin, this is...

Ato, Sir.

This is Ato.

Ato, this is my
sprinklemuffin, Frank.

Good evening.

Who is that?

He delivered the food.

Oh, he did.

Sprinklemuffin, it's still raining,
maybe he can stay here.

Let's take our seats.

That's mine!

No, mine!

Why would that
be yours, Gretchen?

Because I'm the eldest!

And so?

I'm the birthday boy!

I don't care
if it's your birthday!

Aren't they cute?

No!

That's how it should be.

From childhood,
learn to fight for what's yours.

That's what I did.

Our business competitor
has gone bankrupt.

At last you destroyed them.

Snugglepuff,
I have a surprise for you.

But you've given me so much.

You deserve much more.

Okay.

Go, kids!

Here.

sh*t!

Is that yours?

I may have hit it
when I arrived.

You can't leave anyway.

You know, this is more important.

Sir, what is that?

Just help me.

Get that end.

Sprinklemuffin, you're so great.

Of course, Snugglepuff.

I had a hard time,
but it was worth it.

Can I have a taste, Papa?

Not yet.

Let's wait for the guests.

Is this what we
carried from the car?

Why, what did you think?

I put it in a body bag
so it wouldn't get wet.

Go on, eat.

Wait.

Before anything,

Pictures for Instagram.

Ato, go on, eat.

We can't finish this.

Have some of that,
get some meat on your bones.

Ma'am, what kind of
meat is that?

Human.

Man, we're kidding.

We're making fun of you
and you still don't get it.

Sorry, but don't be so paranoid.

Show him the invitation.

- And you?
- Isn't it obvious?

I'm a manager at the morgue.

Where else would I
get a body bag?

And since he's a workaholic,
he brings his work home.

Drives me nuts.

Cadavers are his hobby.

Don't you see from
our decor?

Okay, I'll taste this.

This isn't a gag, right?

Thank you.

Bring out the cake,
I want dessert!

Don't make him wait,
bring it out!

Here, Sprinklemuffin.

Eat up.

Sprinklemuffin, here it is.

Eat that!

All of it.

Ato, have some cake.

I'll pass, I'm cutting down on sweets.

You don't want it?
I'll take it!

Okay, let me get some.

This is delicious, man.

There.

My stomach hurts.

Ma.

I can't breathe.

Is it delicious?

Are you sure this
will save me?

Just obey the contract.

First, don't tell anyone
you bought it here.

Second, take care of the item.

Third, follow the recipes
to the letter.

The more delicious
the food gets,

the harder it is
to find ingredients.

Whatever it takes.

Bring it to that table.

Odie, your order.

Thanks.

Bad trip.

I think my boss
is going to fire me.

Go on, tell me about it.

Eat.

SCENT.

Good night, sweetness, mwah!

I'm here, where are you?

Hi.

Sir, Sir...

Move away,
don't be a pain.

Wait. Pippa?

You were the one
I was chatting with?

Good night, honeybunch,
sweet dreams twiddledums

with a cherry on top.

Would I know that
if I wasn't her?

But on the dating site
you registered as a woman.

In spirit.

Inside is all that matters.

No matter all the photos
you sent are group shots.

I had to guess
which was on was you.

I sent you a selfie.

Taken against the light.

Too bad.

If you were a woman...

Countrymen, this man
is discriminating against me!

Discriminator, discriminist,
discriminal!

Calm down. Sit.

Don't get me wrong.

I have no problem with gays.

Judging by your conversation
I was expecting you to be g*y.

I'm totally okay with that.

I'm... bi.

Bicurious.

Wow.



I like it.

Then what's the problem?

I didn't know that you
were... that kind of g*y.

Look at this guy,
the way he judges!

If I looked like a guy
it would be okay,

but since I dress like a girl...

Chill.

Okay, we can still make this work.

How?

I was expecting you
to be less...

blonde.

And I don't want dates
to be taller than I am.

Heels, no go.

And I don't like boobs that big.

One, two.

You can saute those.

Most of all, I don't like g*y
men who cross-dress.

Wait.

Is this okay?

Your face.

This?

That's it,
this is my real face.

Nothing I can do.
That's a beauty mark.

You can't see it
in a power outage.

Sorry, but I got a text.

It's an emergency.

I'm sorry,
this isn't going to work out.

Work out, work out.

Jackass!

What should I do,
Papa Chuck?

How can I get hot guys
to fall in love with me?

Pippa, you have three options.

Tell me.

One, lower your standards.

Two, learn to love women.

Three, k*ll yourself.

So soon?

Isn't there another way?

I told you not to
listen to that Papa Chuck.

But what can I do, sister?

I think he's right.

People who look like me
have no right to be loved.

That was good,

Oscars-level acting.

You think so?

Clap, clap, clap,
standing ovation!

Thank you.

We can't do anything
about your face.

But you know I love you.

I know that.

Thank you.

Seriously, why are we called twins?

We don't look alike at all.

People never confuse us
for each other.

We look different.

Even your birthmark is cute.

Mine is a map of the Philippines.

We both came
from Mom's womb?

Maybe we got
switched at birth.

Then again, we were both
weaned on fruit salad.

Me on milk,
you on raisins.

Don't push it.

Okay, I'm fine now.

- I'm ready.
- You're ready.

- I'm ready.
- You're ready.

Get out.

Any moment my student will call.

Hey, come with me later
I'm picking up the tarpaulin

I ordered for our
Chloenatics meeting.

Hello?

Hello?

Sister, you don't need that!

Hello?

Hello?

Hi.

Hi Lara.

Dave.

I brought the streamer
you ordered from Mom.

Philip, join our basketball game?

Aldo, I told you my
name is Pippa now.

Sorry.
Pippa.

I got used to the old name.

You know, Lara, your brother and I
used to bathe in the river together.

You silly, don't embarrass
me in front of my sister.

My cheeks are turning red.

I'll leave you, then.

Thank you.

I just realized that
Aldo is like a spoon.

Why?

Because when he approaches,
your mouth opens.

What are you talking about?

Everyone knows you've had a
crush on Aldo from childhood.

Don't deny it.
I read your diary.

You witch!

Bro, I forget to tell you something.

Can we meet later
at the usual place?

What's going on?

You look like an earthworm
bathed in salt.

Aldo texted.

He wants to see me.

I knew it.

My charm hasn't failed me.

Wear the blonde wig.

And the purple blush.

Pippa.

Oh there you are, Aldo.

Pippa, this is embarrassing
because we're childhood friends.

But I feel something.

Uh... yes.

Yes!
Yes, Aldo!

- For Lara.
- For Lara?

Yes.
I really like your sister.

When? Why? How?

Where? When? How?

That's it. I also don't know.
It happened all of a sudden.

Things changed and now
I'm bursting with feelings.

Ugly! Ugly!

Fine! I am ugly!

You all have sweethearts
while I don't.

You're all gorgeous.

Phonies!

Perfect Pak! Perfume.

Make Every Boy Your Toy.

Pippa?

I'm off to work.

Late shift at the call center.

Hey!

Are you okay?

When you get home,
go straight to bed.

We have an early
meeting at Chloenatics tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye, sis.

Hey, g*y.

g*y! g*y!

Thank you for reminding me.

I almost forgot that I'm g*y.

You're welcome.

Go away! Go home!

Watch your soap operas!

Excuse me,

I'm not that kind of g*y.

In fact, I play basketball and
my favorite team is the Lakers.

LeBron is my friend
on Facebook.

If I were you, I'd go home and
take a bath because you stink!

You better have hard bones!

Yes and why?

You're going to chase me?

You should play Plants vs Zombies
since you all look like corpses.

Better yet, go to school
because you're stupid.

I bet you can't spell "fuchsia"
because you're wastrels

and the dregs of society!

This one's crazy.

Hello?

Hello there?

Fabulous!

Confirmed!

Are you looking for something?

Yes.

Oh! I've found it.

Are you available, cutie?

Unfortunately I'm not for sale.

For display only.

I'm happy to help.

Your friends?

No, I was looking for your shop
and then those creeps insulted me.

Maybe you provoked them.

No, I didn't.

They want to beat me
because I'm g*y.

That's how it is.

We g*y men are punching
bags for society's anger.

You lose your job and you meet a g*y man,
smack him!

You're stuck in traffic and a
g*y man is next to you, hit him!

Your girlfriend leaves you and you
run into a g*y man, take it out on him.

Why would I care about your girlfriend,
she's not my type.

Perfect Pak! Perfume!

This is the one I
saw in the ad.

Is it really effective?

If I were ugly,
would boys still like me?

Even if I look like a sea monster?

It's guaranteed, ma'am.

But you're beautiful,
why would you need that?

Unless there's someone
you want to enchant.

You don't have to call me "Ma'am".

In case you think it,
it's not for me.

It's for my sister.

Let me guess.

She's pretty?

Yes, but kind of fat.

Happy, fun to be around,
so everyone male or female

is drawn to her?

Yes, how did you know?

Then this is not for her.

There's no rule against
trying it, right?

Have you sold a lot of this?

Many people have bought
things in this shop.

Like them,
you need to sign this contract.

Oh! How fabulous!

Is it this?

The terms are simple.

First, do not tell people
about the perfume's effects.

Second, handle it with care,
don't break the bottle.

Third, don't use too much.

Just one spray a day.

If you violate these terms,
we're not liable for the consequences.

Ma'am.

Ouch!

Oh, you're still there.

Before you do what you want.

Pak!

No effect.

No!

You're so beautiful!

You smell so good!

This is where Chloe is headed
said Queen Mother Maita.

Sis, I haven't seen Aldo lately.

He's looking for Aldo...

No, I just wanted him to
smell something.

- What?
- Nothing.

Mike, help Gelo get the dessert.

Ato?

I'm Philip from your
high school varsity.

Philip the sharpsh**ter!

Good thing you still remember me.

Of course, I had a crush on...

It's okay, our teammates told me.

Why didn't you
tell me you knew?

Natasha!

Is he your friend?

Yeah. This is Odie,
a photojournalist. Philip, Odie.

You're not bad-looking.

I'll just go to the washroom.

Order whatever you want.

I'll be in the kitchen.

I leave you for a minute and
you start flirting with everyone.

So shameful!

Omigod it's Chloe!

Queen Mother, could we
meet Chloe afterwards?

We just want her
to sign this.

Of course. Later.

Take two.

Pak!

Oh, hello.

You're so dirty.

Let's go, boys.

This, I like this.

Slice it.

Excuse me.

Pippa. Can we talk?

Later.

Philip, now.

Boys.

What's going on?

Why are you cold to me?

- Have I done something wrong?
- No.

Then why are you acting so weird?

Your friends in the fan
club say you're not active.

You don't attend meetings.

Then I always see you
with many men.

Why?

Is it impossible for men
to fall in love with me?

I said no such thing.

Right.

You don't do anything.

Things just happen to you.

Now, I'm in the spotlight.

So don't k*ll my buzz.

Let's go, boys.

Wait, I have to tell you something.

Aldo asked me to be the
muse of his baskeball team.

What do I care?

I have so many men,
I've forgotten him.

Thanks for choosing me.

Well, well, well.

Congratulations, sister,
for winning Best Muse.

Too bad I wasn't there to
give you some competition.

Great costume, demon!

Idiot! This is Maleficent!

Sister, what are you doing here?

It's time to take
what is rightfully mine.

Philip.

Just a moment, Aldo.

Hold on.

Ouch!

Well well well, Aldo.

Come and get me.

This is it!

Come here.

Aldo, what happened
to your face?

Sister!

No, Aldo, I'm not ready.

Shouldn't it be a kiss first?

What happened?

The perfume...

I used too much.

Die!

Wait, not that.

That's expensive
and it holds my whole life.

Use this again.

That's enough!

What's the plan?

I'll try going to the place
where I bought the perfume.

I'll ask for an antidote.

But I don't think I can go out.

I know, we need to separate.

You're leaving me?

We divide the guys between us,
you can't have them all.

Sis, you're so sweet.

I know.
This.

I sprayed perfume on that.

Distract them.

I'll go out the door.

I'll open that door.

Sis, be careful!

Sis

Take care!

I love you!

Boys, come and get it!

I know you want it!

Yummy, right?

LeBron, Facebook friends,
lend me your powers!

No effect!

I feel like a mugger!

Chloe has changed.

Like Manolo before her.

I thought...
I thought it wouldn't happen.

What have you done
to my daughter, Santi?

What have you done?

I haven't done anything, Maita.

From the start,
I explained my methods to you.

Now if you didn't follow the terms,
that's not my responsibility.

Santi.

Santi, please.

Give me back my daughter.

She's all I've got.

That's not true.

You have you.

You have yourself.

Have you forgotten
how to take care of yourself?

Poor Maita.

I know.

Instead of voiding Chloe's contract,
let's make a new one.

Reverse-aging cream.
It'll make you look younger.

I'm almost 50.

My point is, I'm middle-aged. If I put
that on my face, I'll look like a geisha.

You'd be surprised at
what science can do today.

Let's proceed like this.

Think of all the things
you missed in your youth.

You've never went to party.

You've never kissed a stranger
or had a one-night stand.

With these wrinkles?

It might have worked before.

A one-night stand?

I tried it and Chloe is the result.

The terms are simple.

If you follow them
we shouldn't have a problem.

Go on, Maita.

Give yourself this night.

Black Light Rave Party.

Wait, let me call her.

Why not just go to her?

Instead of wasting time thinking.

Maybe she's already there,
having the time of her life.

Happy to have helped.

Wait.

When was the last time
you left this shop?

Soon.

What is this place?

It looks sinful.

Kids, your dressmaker cheated
you and scrimped on the fabric.

My god, your date is taking
advantage of you.

Breathing smoke at me?

Chloe, my child,
are you really here?

Miss, your ticket.

It's okay, she's with me.

Thanks, son.

Son?

Do I look young to you?

Yes!

Let's go party.

Gab!

Girls, how are you doing.

You're pretty.

Girls, this is...

None of your business.

Burn!

Join us.

I'm looking for someone.

We'll look for whoever
you're looking for, okay?

Later.

We'll probably run into her anyway.

So many people.

That's normal.

Drink up.

Too strong!

And watch your hands.

Hey, I was the one
who brought you in here.

Son, I've already thanked you.

That's enough..

And I don't go for guys
who are prettier than I am.

Let's have fun!

Party hard!

YOLO!

Ice!

I've run out of ice.

Hey, where are you going?

I want to go home.

Don't be an old lady.

Is it your sleeping time already?

Don't be an old lady.
Are you?

Don't be an old lady!

YOLO!

Sorry.

I was cranky to you earlier.

If it weren't for you,

I wouldn't be allowed in here.

You should be sorry.

Fine.

I forgive you.

No hard feelings?

Cheers!

Cheers!

Let's dance.

What's happening?

Its effects end at midnight.

There you are.

We've been looking for you.

Sit here.

What happened?

Anyway, we were talking and,
we think you've passed the test.

What test?

You're officially the third
member of The Beauteam.

Congratulations!
Let's take a selfie.

I miss Natasha.

May she rest in peace.

We miss you girl.

But you know,
she had it coming.

I told her not to get involved
with that congressman.

What's wrong with her?

I don't know.

Are you drunk?

It's you.

It's too early.

You're leaving?

Stay.

I can't find Chloe.

I've been waiting for you.

You get drunk slowly.

You lecherous child!

No!

No!

Have pity!

No!

You hit her, Ato!

I didn't, she ran at me.

Let's take her
to the hospital.

If you bring her to the hospital,
what can you do?

She has a contract with
the man who sold me the camera.

Maybe he can solve this.

Come on, help me.

Ato, don't kid like that.

Help me.

Let her go!

Odie, maybe this is
a nightmare to you,

but to me it's my dream.

I don't understand you.

What do you mean?

This.

I signed a contract
and I don't want it voided.

Why do you complain?

Look at yourself,
you're famous now.

We're the same.

You're right,
we're the same.

We're both K*llers.

Bro, could you
smile for my camera?

Look this way.

Ready?

No, bro, we're friends.

One.

Two.

I never imagined the day would
come when I run away from boys!

There are too many of you.

That's my bottle.

Effective!

I may not be very beautiful,
but I'm very intelligent.

I deserve a round of applause.

No, son, don't!

Hey! What are you doing?

Go away, g*y!

So it's you.

Are you okay?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Pippa?

You know me?

We've met?

You too?

Sis?

Oh my god, you're alive.

Yes, I'm fine.

Why are you emotional?

What?

No!

Hello?

Hello!

Blasted phone,
she ran out of credits.

What happened?

My sister read on Twitter that our
idol Chloe Narciso is in the hospital.

Here.

#ripchloenarciso.

Those horrible bashers!

It's trending!

Why?

Hey, calm down.

Did they say what hospital?

Holy Care Hospital.

Where are you going?

To the hospital,
where else?

No wonder you're so gung-h*,
you're a Chloe fan, too!

No, she's my daughter!

Kidding!

After all I've been through tonight,
I believe you, Queen Mother.

It really is you.
Let's go!

Taxi!

Stop!

Miss Chloe, don't be afraid.

I won't hurt you.

I just have to tell you:
we're the same.

The nurse said your injuries
from the car are minor,

but you've been traumatized.

I'll call the nurse to explain it.
I'll be right back.

Nurse?

Nurse?

Yes, it's me.

Chloe, what happened?

Let's get out of here.

Miss Chloe!

Chloe, my child!

Who are you?

Miss Chloe, she's your mother.

She's Queen Mother.

Where are we going?

To Santi.

Pippa?
They're looking at you.

Is it your perfume?

The garbage smell
must be fading.

Wait, why aren't you
affected by it?

I'm sure we're the same.

You're g*y, too?

No, dummy, the contract.

Do you still have the objects?

Here.

Did you all sign the contract?

Yes.

I know.

We'll exchange objects and
beat him at his own game.

Welcome back.

How can I help you?

Take away this blasted curse!

Come on, it's not that easy.

Too bad.

You paid so much
for those objects.

You paid with your lives.

No return, no exchange.

Collect the blood,
for the soup.

Clean the innards, the body
and boil the head until it softens.

Santi, what am I doing here?

Is this my reward?

What's the main course?

Rule number 3:

Chef's Special.

What's special about it?

The Chef is the dish.

What are you talking about?

Santi, I don't want to end our contract,
why are you doing this to me?

Let me go!

Rule number 3:

Follow the recipe,
to the letter.

Haven't you read it?

Last page.

Last recipe.

Which one?

I don't remember.

It says here, you, Ato
will be the meat.

Santi, don't.

Sari, stop it!

Go on, Chloe, run!

Sis, lucky you're here.

Help me!

Not that, this chain!

You always wanted to be the heroine,
now you're the heroine!

And the heroine plays martyr.

Sis!

Chloe?

Pippa?

Maita?

I can't see.

Chloe?

Mom?

I can't hear.

Is the curse broken?

What did you do?

Rule number two:

You said we couldn't
destroy the objects.

But you didn't say other
people couldn't destroy them.

Don't do that.

My things.

You'll pay for this.

Stop that!

Your breath smells so bad!

He gets his strength here
let's destroy them!

The contracts!

Find the contracts!

Santi!

Santi!

Leave her alone!

Odie, let's go.

Let's leave.

Go while he's weak!

I have to make
sure he can't follow!

Take care of my daughter.

Santi!

Maita!

Here are the contracts.

Take them.

Go leave!

Queen Mother says run!

Mom!

Lets go!

Let's go straight here.

Follow me!

Hurry, the flames
are getting higher!

Ms. Chloe lets go!

- My contracts!
- Santi, it's done.

You've lost.

My daughter is safe
from your curse.

You'll pay for this.

Chloe, we're so glad you've
signed up with our network.

You inspire us.

We love you, Chloe!

Thank you!

Hey, are you tired?

Just the usual stress.

And then, where are we going?

Oh there's Odie.

The driver's been
honking his horn.

Can't you hear it?

Your driver has been honking,
can't you hear?

I'm sure your
Queen Mother is happy.

Let's go.

Ten little fingers,
ten little toes,

two ears, two eyes,
a pretty nose.

- Is there a problem?
- No.

Odie, lets go.

Are you buying?