04x10 - The Final Chapter

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- ♪ How many times do I have to say ♪
- [text tone]

♪ We're not enemies? ♪

♪ 'Round and 'round ♪

♪ And around we go 'til I ♪

♪ How many times do I have to say ♪

♪ We're not enemies? ♪

♪ 'Round and 'round ♪

♪ And around we go 'til I ♪

♪ It's who I am ♪

♪ Who I am ♪

♪ I know all the things
That are bad for me ♪

♪ I don't really care what they say, ay ♪

♪ I've been this way since seventeen ♪

♪ Eighteen, nineteen
'Til I'm in the grave ♪

♪ I know they don't want smoke with me ♪

♪ Play games, pussyboy, can't hate ♪

♪ I'm not from here
I'm from the streets ♪

♪ Stay on the curb if you wait ♪

♪ Raised from the dirt
Blood on the birth ♪

♪ Paid on the first
Broke on the third ♪

♪ I'm really with it ♪

- [beep]
- [Jamal] Goddammit!

Yes, they work.

I don't get it. Why do you need
security cameras in your bedroom?

Charlize, the question is not

why I need them.

The question is why you don't.

Yeah, I could catch
my creepy neighbor, Derek, peepin'.

You never know
when you're gonna have a home invader

or a pervy peeper
or a cartel on your case.

Whatcha seeing now?

My booty,

and it's lush.

Which reminds me,

congratulations!

You won my prom bracket,
which means in less than 18 hours,

you and your booty
will be escorting mine to prom.

For the record,

there were hundreds of applicants,
but yours moved me the most.

- I sent you a tit pic.
- Like I said.

Yours moved me the most. [chuckles]

And also confirms that you're
gonna present me with the best photo op

for when I'm crowned prom king.

Cool.

Do you ever think about
who you used to be?

Like... maybe you veered off
of a better path by making bad choices?

- Regrets are for pussies.
- Exactly.

Are you tapped into my security feed?

- What?
- Let's get down to brass tacks.

Color scheme. What are we thinking?

- My dress is purple.
- Mmm. That's not gonna work.

- What does that mean?
- The stores open at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow.

You'll have to hit it hard.

Look for something sexy in blue

or cabernet.

- I'm not gonna have time to get ready!
- Well, the internet never sleeps.

You could be shopping,
not talking, right now.

I gotta go.

Is that real?

It's not real. [nervous laugh]

It's not real.

[breathing heavily]

[screaming]

[Jamal] Chivo!

You weirdo creeper!

Where you at?

[Chivo] I'm not a weirdo.

I'm a Gemini.

How'd you find me?

Deduction. I went to your house,
and you weren't there.

- [Chivo] 'Cause I'm here.
- I know.

And you're having me followed!

Stop with the cars and the shadiness!

Lose the Escalade!

[Chivo] Okay.

- Okay?
- [Chivo] Okay.

- Okay!
- [Chivo] I don't have an Escalade.

Chivo, if this is some jealousy bullshit
because I found your cousin...

Cesar found Lil' Ricky.

Then why is your porcelain posse
coming for me?

We have no beef to settle!

No one is coming for you.

But you're stalking me.

It's not me. It's him.

He wants to live with you.

He? He who?

No!

- No way!
- Way.

I don't know what kinda ooky kooky sh*t
you do with these things,

but Spooky Gnomie
is not gonna live with me.

I don't wanna get a ghost!

It's an honor to get a ghost.

Look, if you're feeling like
it's a little crowded here, that's fine.

You keep Spooky. I'll take Juanita.

I can chance getting her ghost.

You might get something from her,

but it won't be a ghost.

Oh damn.

That's a shitty way
to talk about your girl.

You're right. It was shitty.

We're having problems.
She wants an open relationship.

Well, whose fault is that?
You've been trapping her in the house!

To keep her safe.

Okay, this convo has been fun,
but I'm out. Spooky stays here.

No, he said you.

But you don't even like me.

I drove you crazy!

You don't even know me, Gnomie!

Pun intended. Anyway, you're staying here.

No, he's not.

You can't make me take him.

[screams]

No!

Don't worry. You'll find your way home.

[phone ringing]

Hey... can we talk?

[Jamal] Talking is the problem.

Once Charlize starts to chat,
Baby J retreats.

I've been anxious as hell lately
and constantly on edge,

just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I thought someone was following me,
and when I found out it was Chivo,

I was disappointed. Isn't that messed up?

- What are you talking about?
- Take prom, for example.

- I can't stop thinking about Kendra.
- Kendra?

- When is the last time you talked to her?
- Like a year ago.

When she graduated from home school,
she sent me her yearbook to sign,

but it was mostly photos of her.

But I got class clown,

and her cat was voted
most likely to claw their way to the top.

So cute, right?

I miss that freak
and how she used to freak me out.

She was like
the living embodiment of RollerWorld.

Everything was always unexpected with her.

And then she disappeared like the money!

Where is the RollerWorld money,
and who has it?

Stop dwelling in the past.

Picking a school,
a prom date, a prom theme.

Everything feels anti-climactic.

Like I'm settling.

You say settling like it's a bad thing.

You know what's the opposite of settling?
Unsettling.

Why can't we just have
one perfect high school memory

where no one is overthinking
or triggered or humiliated?

Where everyone is happy
because the night is chill and basic.

You sound like my prom committee.

That's why I had to take the decision
into my own hands.

Wha... You chose the theme without a vote?

- No. We took a vote... and then I rigged it.
- [gasps]

- What?
- So what's the theme?

It's a surprise.
So what's your next treatment?

Nothing, that's it.
I just wanted to clean up my cuticles.

Hmm.

Alright. What else should I be doing?

[whispering] Maybe your eyebrows.

- So this is...
- Yeah.

And you read it?

Every word.

Julia was everything
that you said she was,

and also everything that
you said she was, too, Dad.

She was a contradiction, and she knew it.

She admitted to twisting the truth.

I'm sorry. I thought you hurt her.

Thank you.

She wrote about all of it.

How she never wanted to hurt the people
that she loved the most,

but she always did.

People are messy. Life is messy.

This... this is messy,
but it doesn't have to be.

We can make it make sense for all of us
to come together as a family.

Make a blessing of her death.
I'd love to do that. [chuckles]

Can we?

- [softly] Yeah.
- Yeah.

[Monse chuckles]

I love you guys.

Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

- We love you too.
- We love you.

- Now, can we eat?
- Can't.

- I have to get ready for prom. [sighs]
- I thought you weren't gonna go.

I changed my mind.

Well, who's the lucky date?

Me.

Holy sh*t! What's up with your face?

- You can see it?
- Uh, yeah, it's an aggressive statement!

[Ruby] Ugh! Jamal! Jamal!

Jamal!

[Jamal] What?

- You said you toned it down!
- [Jamal] I did!

- Is this a joke?
- I got my eyebrows done.

The lady said I had highlights in my hair,
and I should color my eyebrows to match.

- Those are not highlights.
- 'Cause this is my mom's mascara.

- To make you look crazier?
- No, this was less crazy. Trust me.

The highlights
were more like frosted tips.

This is a sign tonight's gonna suck.

I can't go. Um, I can't stand on a stage
like this and publicly lose prom king!

[gasps] If I'm gonna be a loser,
I wanna look like a winner,

and, right now, I look like a clown!

Which could be very winning.

I love Cirque du Soleil.

- [gasping]
- Baby, it's not that bad. We'll fix this.

No! The prom already started,
and I have to still pick up my date!

There's no time!

Jamal, that sh*t is not gonna be
my forever photo!

- There's time!
- [Ruby shrieks]

[phone ringing]

- [Jamal] Yo.
- Uh, be ready in five.

It's gonna take us
more like 60 if we're lucky.

Meet us there?

Um... Done. [chuckles]

[Oscar] Hey, you got this, mano.

Don't overthink it.

It's over, under, pull.

Come on.

Come on.

Over.

Under.

Hey.

None of that sh*t.

Focus.

Oscar,

everything you tried to tell me...

I heard.

I listened.

I'm gonna be somebody.

I'm gonna make you proud.

You already have.

- Hey.
- Hmm.

- Ruby's pants are almost done.
- [Jamal] Take your time.

- And give me a hit.
- Mmm.

I think I'm depressed.

Is it your bad tux?

No, it's not Lenny.

- Your date got the herps?
- Probably. But that's not it.

- Oh.
- At first, I thought it was anxiety,

but it's worse.

I'm sad.

[scoffs] You're too much in your head!

Get out of it.

Go to prom.

Dance. Have fun. Be a cliché.

- So you want me to be basic?
- Yes, like Geny.

That's why she's happy.

She never thinks.

I can't do it. I'm just wired differently.
I need a challenge.

I'm tired of everything coming so easy.

Feels meaningless.

Poor Jamal. He's so popular.

[sighs] Well, being popular sucks.

I don't like the new Jamal.

I want the old Jamal back.

There's this... perversion to the struggle,
and I miss it.

I miss being the underdog.

When I had something to prove,
it wasn't about proving someone wrong.

It was about doubling down
and proving myself right.

I understand.

When I was a pageant queen in Jalisco,
I had a choice.

Become a supermodel
or join La Guerra Sucia.

It was modeling or maiming.

So you know what I did?

I went to w*r

because I'm better at holding a machete
than a pose.

And that story is relevant because...

I don't remember.

Abuelita!

I found buried treasure.

I took down a g*ng boss.

I saved my friend's life.

I had a lot of sex,

and now I'm about to be crowned prom king.

Wha... What's next?

College? It's just gonna be a letdown

unless I can get into
one of those secret societies.

But how do you even get an invite to them?
They don't return calls, texts, emails.

Doesn't matter.

I just don't know what the point
of anything is anymore.

That's the point.

That there is no point?

No. That you don't know.

The mystery!

It's not about the destination.
It's the journey.

But what if I go on the wrong journey?

I need a purpose
to help me find the right one.

That's what I'm missing.

My purpose will help me
find the right journey,

which will lead me to the destination.

No.

Purpose comes after the destination.

Your purpose is the point of the journey,

not the motivation for it.

[chuckles] Purpose can be
a mystery your whole life.

Sometimes it isn't revealed
until you're gone.

Like I said,

[inhales deeply]

you don't go looking for your purpose.

Your purpose finds you.

The way you found me.

[chuckles]

You... and your crazy schemes

have given me a reason to live.

[sniffling]

To keep me fighting in the face of death.

That, and I wanted
to outlive my evil twin sister.

Hmm.

So, my purpose might be a person?

Or the doll which these might fit.

- [Ruby] Do I look like an as*h*le?
- [Jasmine] I don't know. I can't see sh*t.

Jamal, how much longer
with these blindfolds?

Be patient! It's all a part of the theme.

But you can remove them now!

[owl hooting]

- Uh...
- Uh.

Isn't this the greatest prom theme
in the history of prom?

- Is the theme Harry Potter?
- No.

- Uh, ancient Egypt?
- Do you see any hieroglyphics?

Maybe! [chuckles]

It's Unsolved Mysteries.

Close to... far away.

- Stargate.
- [Jamal] Stargate?

What the hell is Stargate?

- I don't know. Something like this.
- It's obvious. Think obvious!

- Uh.
- Um...

- [Charlize] Uh.
- Illuminati Nights!

Turner! Way to slay the prom
like you slay the field!

Appreciate the props, Coach.

Gotta admit, proud Hufflepuff.
I love Harry Potter.

Hey!

Hey! Let's all dance.

Pictures first
before my eyebrows start to run.

No! The sweat is what gives you
that no-filter glow.

Come on, girl.

Yeah, I'm with Jamal.
Dance floor. Hit it and quit it.

Besides, the line to take pics
is too long right now.

[chuckles] Um...

On second thought,
I am gonna sit this one out.

Yeah, it's not my jam. [chuckles]

[Jasmine sighs]

Hey, you may be here alone,
but you're not gonna be lonely.

Ruby and I got you all night.

♪ Fast, I'm coming in fast, uh-huh ♪

♪ First place, you coming in last
That's right ♪

♪ I'm hitting that, hitting that gas ♪

♪ I'm hitting that, hitting that ♪

♪ My body ♪

♪ I'm coming in fast, uh-huh ♪

♪ First place, you coming in last ♪

♪ I'm hitting that, hitting that gas ♪

♪ I put it in, I put it in,
I put it in motion ♪

♪ I put it in, I put it in,
I put it in motion ♪

♪ Locomotion ♪

♪ We causing a commotion ♪

Yo! You're the GOAT, Jamal!

Appreciate it!

Harry Potter is lit, bro!

It's Illuminati Nights!

[text tones]

Whoa!

[text tones]

So how about
we dance like nobody's watching?

Which, in theory, is silly
because everybody will be watching.

I mean, look at us. We're fire.

Retweet.

Exactly. So come on.
Come be in this moment with me.

I am. Like here and here.

I'm in both these moments with you.

♪ Lose your mind, it's a free for all ♪

♪ Jump and bounce to the freaky beat ♪

♪ And scream
For the deejay, deejay, deejay ♪

♪ I can't walk away, uh-uh ♪

♪ When the beat got me feelin' like that ♪

♪ I can't walk away, uh-uh ♪

♪ When they keep droppin'... ♪

[groans] We shouldn't be doing this!
We're setting the wrong expectation.

If this is what's happening at prom,
then what's happening after?

I don't know. What's happening after?

- Oh, stop talking like that.
- Like what?

You need to change the tone of your voice!

- What tone?
- The Bone Zone tone.

We need the tone friend zone.

We're just friends escorting friends...
Oh sh*t. Where's Monse?

Ah! Bleachers, on your six.

♪ Am I on? ♪

♪ Deejay let me get it on ♪

♪ Boy I can't walk where everywhere I know
There's a basic jam ♪

Monse, girl, I'm glad you're sitting down
'cause the test came back positive.

You're pregnant.

I am so sorry we abandoned you.

We needed a couple songs
to get everything out of our system.

Eleven. It was eleven songs.

It was my fault. I wore Drakkar.

No, it's mine. I'm the third wheel.

Tsk. You guys stay and have a good time.
I'm gonna head home.

Shut up! What we all need
is to recalibrate and get some touch-ups.

- Your brow could use filler.
- Your cheek could lose its 'stache.

What?

[girls chattering]

[Monse sighs]

Well, prom sucks. [scoffs]

I came so I wouldn't have any regrets,

but I feel borderline traumatized.

Traumatized over this bullshit?
Are you kidding me?

- Come on. You are stronger than that.
- Hmm. Am I?

[scoffs]

God, when am I ever gonna catch a break?

Never. We're not the girls
who catch breaks.

We're the girls that just... don't break.

We're resilient and strong

because we don't let experiences
define us.

We define our experiences.

So instead of saying,
"Oh, the prom sucks,"

say it'll be the best night of your life,
and then freakin' live it like that.

Fake it till you make it, Mama.

Forget Cesar curved you
for that salty b*tch that stole him.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[whispering] Did she hear me?

[Cesar] Made it, guys.

Senior prom.

Hot girls everywhere,
and you're both nominated for prom king.

I have super blue ba*ls.

- Ugh!
- And seriously black brows.

- That's not funny.
- [laughing] Don't browbeat him, Cesar.

Where's Vero?

- Bathroom.
- With Jasmine and Monse?

Now, that's funny.

[banging]

Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll wait
for her to go, and then we'll head out.

She didn't hear you.

I can't chance that.
b*tch might have bat ears.

- Do you have a tampon?
- No, sorry.

At least you know
they're not gonna do it tonight.

- Unless Cesar likes a bloodbath.
- Does anyone have a tampon?

Anyone? [sighs]

Yeah. I do.

- What are you doing?
- Faking it till I make it.

Thanks.

You look pretty. [chuckles]

So do you.

[Principal on PA] Attention, Quakes.

It's time to announce
your 2021 Freeridge prom court.

[students cheering]

- [Principal] Everybody, bring it in.
- Let's just get this over with already.

- [boy] Cram it, dude!
- [boy 2] Keisha all day!

[boy 3 laughing] Jamal!

[Jasmine] Whoo! Ow!

- [boy 4] Jamal!
- [boy 5] Yeah!

All right. Come on. Wrap it up.

- All right.
- [boy 6] Whoo! Jamal!

Without further ado,

- [drum roll]
- this year's Freeridge High prom queen is...

- Rona Mercado.
- [students cheering]

Oh my God!

Jesus. I thought
Rona had more common sense.

- She's acting like it means something.
- Right.

When you're announced, just keep it cool.

- Playing it low-key.
- Don't be an as*h*le.

And this year's prom king is...

[drum roll]

Ruby Martinez.

[students cheering]

- What?
- What?

- Congratulations, Ruby. [chuckles]
- [Jasmine] Ruby!

I won?

- Did you rig this?
- No. Mm-mm. No.

[gasping] Holy sh*t! I won!

I'm the king!

I'm the m*therf*cking king!

[Jamal grunts]

[Ruby gasping]

[Jamal] Wait a minute.

Why are you so excited?

I voted for him. [chuckles]

It's now time for the prom king and queen
to have their first dance.

Jasmine.

Will you dance with me?

[students] Aw! [laughing]

Everybody, dance!

[students cheering]

[dance music playing]

♪ Move fast, move on ♪

♪ Move off the wall ♪

♪ And you might see things ♪

♪ You can't unsee it all ♪

♪ Take time, take to ♪

♪ Take it to insane ♪

♪ You are, we are ♪

♪ No one to blame ♪

♪ There must be something in the water ♪

♪ 'Cause we won't stop ♪

♪ Jumping 'til the floor drops ♪

♪ And the bass knocks ♪

♪ I gotta know the way you rock ♪

♪ Baby, let's talk ♪

♪ Talk about all I wanna do ♪

♪ I wanna get messed up off you ♪

- ♪ I wanna get messed up off you ♪
- Well, well, well.

Look who the cat dragged in.

Just couldn't stay away, could you?

Outside?

Sure, let's get some air.

[music distorting]

[suspenseful music playing]

[dance music resumes]

Lil' Mama, it was never gonna last.

You're ceramic. I'm not.

[grunting]

Kendra!

♪ Just right, our night ♪

♪ I thought no one knew me inside out ♪

♪ But you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I know they don't love me way down ♪

♪ But you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ I'm so into you ♪

♪ But I don't know where I've been ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ I just want you to ♪

♪ To take me where your heart is ♪

♪ And you're made... ♪

Hey, I'm gonna go out and get some air.

♪ I would never want you to feel ♪

♪ Like you could never be right ♪

[Jamal] Kendra!

[Kendra breathing heavily]

K... Oh!

Kendra! [breathing heavily]

- Whoa! Whoa!
- [brakes screeching]

Take me! Let her go!

Or don't take me, and just let her go.

I don't wanna join the Illuminati.

Ah! Wha...

[sputtering] Noel Aroma?

- You know me?
- Know you?

Who doesn't?

You're only, like, the youngest
Fortune 500 billionaire in tech!

You have some of my favorite patents.

The Nail Biter Fighter,
the Waterless Fish Tank,

[gasps] and my all-time favorite,

the Frontpack.

"Yes, it was genius," said the genius

about your go-bags
and your theory of going.

You know about that? Who told you?

You did on your podcast.

You listened to my podcast?

- I can't waste any more time.
- I understand.

My time's expensive,
and you're at six million dollars.

Kendra.

I need to telepath a conference call
from China.

Please handle.

We see a lot of potential in you.

We?

I'm Noel's lead intern.

I've been in charge of recruitment
for his incubator for the last year.

I thought, given your narcissism and
inability to see your flaws and failings,

that you had
a great foundation for success.

Thank you.

After following you for months,
Noel thought you had the right walk.

- I lead with my hips. Mm-hmm.
- You lead with your hips.

[inhales] Kendra, offer letter.

Sign it.

What am I signing?

It's a contract.

You invent for me. I invest in you.

- How much?
- It's not about the money.

- It's about the opportunity.
- You'll get a stipend for living expenses.

My lawyer will need to look this over.
He's in the gym.

- My offer expires in ten seconds.
- I accept.

[computer processing]

Wait, how do I know where to go
or when to show up?

Yes.

My purpose.

[sighs]

Everything okay?

Yeah, I just never thought
I'd be at prom like this.

Never thought I'd be here at all.

I could never really envision my life
that far ahead.

And now?

I see a future.

Am I in it?

If I'm lucky.

Mm, if we both are.

[chuckles]

- I think I just got a job!
- Where?

In the parking lot. I think
I'm skipping college to work for the man.

The man!

Noel Aroma! [laughing]

Come on. We gotta celebrate and dance.

Can't. Prom's over.

The Hogwarts pyramid
just took down the DJ.

sh*t!

But that's not the last dance.
After-party at my house starts now.

- Really?
- Yeah! Ruby!

Eyebrows be damned,
this is the best night of my life!

- [laughing] He pushed me off the stage!
- I know. I know.

- His little self! His little foot!
- I can't believe the pyramid did this.

[Jamal laughing]

What's going on?

She's gone.

She who?

Abuelita.

What?

- What do you mean she's gone?
- It was peaceful.

After you left for prom,

she passed.

Abuelita's dead?

It's okay, mijo.

Let it out.

[upbeat music playing]

- That's strong.
- This is why Mario's already passed out.

I got the best stuff
in honor of your Abuelita.

It's called the Afterlife. [chuckles]

♪ But time be movin' slow...♪

Who's next?

Me!

♪ I'm a causal man
So I always watch before I tread ♪

♪ I ain't mad, I'm just tryna
Get my a*s up out this desk ♪

♪ It's real hard to ease pressure off
With ties around your neck ♪

♪ It's all good, baby ♪

♪ Just think I need to loosen up ♪

- [Jamal] I don't have time for this. Okay?
- [Geny] I don't get it.

[Jamal] I'm trying to make sure
this service goes right.

[Geny] Jamal, there was a budget.

- I don't understand what happened.
- [Jamal] Ruby made the budget.

[Jamal] If you wanna do it,
you have to talk to your son.

What? Don't tell me to talk to my son!
What happened to the boxed wine?

Abuelita said you'd say that.

She said, and I quote,
"Don't let Geny cheap out on the wine."

Oh! I'm gonna miss that b*tch.

I've been thinking about your new gig.

- I'd be happy to be your business manager.
- Ooh!

What's a business manager?

Well, it's basically like an accountant,
but he gets five to 10%.

Awesome!

No, thanks.

[in Spanish] In a car or in a bed,

Marisol did things
that I will never forget.

And I will never forget
she was almost my grandma,

or as the Latinx would say, "My Abuelita."

She really knew how to hold a baby
and make a stiff drink.

I saw her stiff once.

Floating in the air.

I didn't get probed... but she volunteered.

Interesting.

How'd you know Marisol?

She used my bathroom once.

[Fran] Wow, a woman's college.

Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I really love Mayfield,

so... so I chose Wellesley.

Oh my goodness. Congrats.

Well, for next year.

Yeah. No, this year,
I'm gonna take time off and write a book,

an autobiography of sorts.

Don't you think it's too soon
to write your memoir?

Nah. I've lived a lot of life. [chuckles]

It's amazing how well
Oscar's face works on a baby!

I can't wait to meet her.

I hope they have a diaper-changing
elective at Portland Community

'cause if Isabel lets you crash,
you better learn how to clean an a*s.

- I wouldn't have it any other way.
- Mm-hmm.

[Ruby whistles]

Everybody, please come in.

On behalf of my family, I... I wanna thank
the Orozco family for hosting

and to everyone
coming to honor my Abuelita tonight.

[inhales] I'm gonna keep this
short and sweet because...

that's what my Abuelita called me.

To an old broad.

Who was never really old.

Who wanted to be celebrated, not mourned.

[murmuring in agreement]

And who showed us all how to live.

- [inhales] To Marisol.
- To Marisol.

[all gasping]

You will be missed.

[crowd chattering]

♪ We was getting closer ♪

♪ Do what's right ♪

♪ I know you got my number ♪

That was so beautiful.
Meet me in the pantry in five?

- You know how I feel about canned goods.
- Oh, I'll crack some open.

[Monse laughing]

♪ I said what I said
And you might change your mind ♪

♪ You're set and your mindset
But I'll waste my time ♪

Look familiar?

♪ ...I'm sold
But you might change your mind ♪

♪ You're set and your mindset
But I'll waste my time ♪

It feels so long ago.

- And like yesterday. [chuckles]
- [sighs]

Thank you, compa.

For what?

Believing in the unbelievable
when no one else would.

Finding RollerWorld,
which led us to Lil' Ricky.

Without you...

I wouldn't still be here.

So again... thank you.

- Thank you for thanking me.
- [Ruby] Really?

- What?
- That's how you're gonna respond?

Wait. Let Jamal have his moment.

Thank you. Listen to the lady, please.

- What lady? Where?
- Wow, why you still doing that?

Then don't write about us.

Nah. The world needs to know
what you do with your socks.

Oh!

[all laughing]

So, Monse,
how do you think our story ends?

- [Jamal] Ooh!
- [Ruby] Mmm, okay!

Um... I don't know. [chuckles]

Oh, now that we're all together,
My abuelita left us something.

Oh, open it.

What does it say?

[Jamal scoffs]

It's a map! She made us a map!

A map to what?

What?

Oh my God!

[gasps] Okay. I'm gonna volunteer.
I should take lead on this one.

- Wait, is this RollerWorld again?
- No. No.

- Yes, it's RollerWorld again!
- I have to go to college. I can't do this.

- You could go to college...
- While you're figuring that out...

- Hey!
- No, no, no.

- You can't be in charge.
- Where's Jasmine?

I'm thinking first we...

Monse you went to Mayfield!
You forgot your hood cred.

Wait. Why you raising?
Why you raising your voice?

- I'm sorry you want...
- Rock, paper, scissors. Come on.

Okay, go! One, two, three.
One, two, Jamal!

Thank you. What're you talkin' about?
I found it first!

Jasmine, come get your man!

♪ On my block
It's like the world don't exist ♪

♪ We stay confined to
This small little section we livin' in ♪

♪ Oh my block
I wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ 'Cause I love
These ghetto boys and girls ♪

♪ Born and raised on my block ♪

♪ We're cueing all the time
Playin dominoes ♪

♪ Keep the Swishers Sweet down
Until my mama goes back inside ♪

♪ Then we can fire ♪

♪ Pass it around a few times to get high ♪

♪ On my block ♪

♪ Where everything
Is everything fa sheezy ♪

♪ My block ♪

♪ We probably done it all
Homey believe me ♪

♪ My block ♪

♪ We made the impossible look easy ♪

♪ Fa sheezy ♪

♪ I'd never leave my block
My... need me ♪

♪ My block ♪

♪ Where everything
Is everything fa sheezy ♪

♪ My block ♪

♪ We probably done it all
Homey believe me ♪

♪ My block ♪

♪ We made the impossible look easy ♪

♪ Fa sheezy ♪

♪ I'd never leave my block
My... need me ♪

♪ On my block ♪

♪ Everybody business ain't ya business ♪

♪ What's goin on in this house
Is stayin here, comprende? ♪

♪ On my block ♪

♪ Ya had to have that understanding ♪

♪ 'Cause if ya told Ms. Mattie
She went and told Gladys ♪

♪ And once ya mama got it
It was all on the wire ♪

♪ And when the word got back
The set yo' a*s on fire ♪

♪ On my block ♪