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01x05 - First Love

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Vindicators". Aired: July 23, 2022.*
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A spin-off of "Rick and Morty" focusing on the lives of the Vindicators

01x05 - First Love

Post by bunniefuu »

Last Stand Between Earth and Doom

Vindi

f*ck this

- Hey ouch!

- I'm out!

You've been digging me in the head

with hard rounds for ages.

- I Drizz.

- Noob-Noob.

We were going to fight this

Doom-Nomitron fellow,

then everybody got their

heebie-jeebies about dying.

I got some PhD in brick at us bio-chem.

I tried to tell them:

Give me a couple gallons

of protein and RNA

I'll make something to re-sequence

his DNA in no time

But do they listen?

No, they just stick me with

the skutt like looking for gas

God damn, You're a real

good listener, Drizz.

Thanks, I've been practicing being

quiet when people talk.

- Yes, ma'am!

- My teacher says:

it's easier to listen when

you're not talking.

- You're still in school

- Uh-huh.

- You are graduating soon?

- Not for a gazillion years!

- What are you studying?

- Colors and shapes.

- How old are you?

- How old are you?

You first

Okay, but how young is

- How how young is that?

- I don't know!

- How young are you?

- Oh gee whiz

They're calling me back to the ship

I got a scoot, god damn.