Last Stand Between Earth and Doom
- Alan?
- We're out of gas.
I find refueling challenging.
I feel the souls of every creature
whose body was compressed over a millennia.
All need to burn as fuel for those
that do not give thought to their hopes,
dreams and regrets.
Right, so what are our odds of coasting
to a planet where we can refuel?
0.000000000000
- You can stop
- 0000
To do so mid calculation is excruciating
I'll get out and push
- Baby, You sure that's a good idea?
- My mother always said:
pregnant women shouldn't
push anything heavier than a vacuum
This is my error and my shame.
So I will burn my ants as fuel,
one hundred thousand at a time,
Our progress will be slow.
Or I call a train to pull us
toward the nearest planet.
Babe you know I love your trains,
but they're not right for every situation.
Give me a problem I'll tell You how
I can solve it with a train.
- Inseminating your wife?
- What the f*ck
OK, let's try a ghost train
- How long you think this will take?
- Shut the hell up.
Slow, gentle
So You can do.
You know what I used to love?
Trains!
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