01x07 - Seedha Sa Plan

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Hello, Vikrant?

Shikha, Purva wants to

come to your wedding.

Do one thing, make an invitation card

for Dolly's wedding and send it to me.

And whose name would be

next to Dolly's in that card?

Do you have anyone in mind?

What should I tell Mom and Dad?

That the guy because of whom

we have to be on the run,

without any fault of our own,

has a new plan in mind?

Shikha, please, I just need one

wedding invite to be sent from your phone.

For Dolly's wedding on the 16th,

I'll take care of the rest.

You need a wedding invite, right?

Okay, I will send one.

Yeah. Thank you, Bhaiya.

I spoke to Sandeep Bhaiya.

He said he has a house in Delhi,

and we can stay there.

Dad, did you turn down

Mr. Sharma's son for marriage?

You were the one who turned him down.

And you had mentioned Mr. Bhatnagar's son?

Yeah, they liked your photos.

Their son is in the city right now.

Will they be okay

with a wedding in five days?

I will marry him, Dad. I promise.

So my life was at a crossroads.

Either we leave

for Shikha's wedding before the 15th,

and upon reaching there, Purva finds out

that there is no wedding taking place.

Let's scratch that and try again.

We leave for Shikha's wedding

before the 15th,

but never get there.

Then a few months of mourning,

cutting onions to

fill my eyes with fake tears.

And finally

And they lived happily ever after.

So it's decided.

Purva will have to die before the 15th.

The date can't be changed, man.

To get the work done in the same amount,

it will have to be on the 16th.

If you change the date, it will cost more.

And you want it to be done urgently.

Even Indian Railways

charges extra for that.

How much will it cost?

Where do you want it to be done?

In Bhopal?

-I'll let you know.

-The date?

-I'll let you know.

-So finalize these things first.

And then we'll discuss the amount.

-Give me the phone.

-Hello?

Hello? Are you there?

-Give me my phone.

-Hello?

What's happening? Hello?

Give me the phone.

But the sound is coming through. Hello?

Hey, man, are you there?

What a strange guy. Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Say something, man.

-Hello?

-Give me the phone.

What the

-Yes?

-Govind Agarwal?

-What is this about?

-We've come to drop his car off.

-I'll call him.

-Please hurry up.

Police.

I'll check.

-Govind Agarwal?

-Yes. Hello.

Okay, here are the keys to your car,

and these papers you'll need to sign.

Okay?

FIRST INFORMATION REPOR

Sir, this states

that my car malfunctioned on the highway.

Actually, we had left it

at Ravinder's house.

-That is a very old story now, Mr. Govind.

-What?

The revised story is that

you were never there.

Actually, Ravinder's daughter-in-law

m*rder*d him yesterday,

and then hung herself.

-His son works in the city, right?

-We'll see.

There was something going on between

Ravinder and his daughter-in-law.

Last night, she had a sudden

pang of conscience, and she m*rder*d him.

Don't bother yourself

with such scandals, just sign here.

One second, Dad.

But none of this happened, Sir.

-These people came there.

-What do you mean?

-He came there.

-Hold this. You think you're too smart?

-You think you're very smart, huh?

-Stop it, Yadav!

You better put this in her head,

one word against us,

and she will end up in a whorehouse!

Stop making a scene, and let's go!

Magical.

You should take a little initiative too.

-Listen.

-Yeah?

Can we go somewhere for a few days

before the event in Bhopal?

Just the two of us.

No, absolutely not.

The situation is very tense right now.

No one will go anywhere.

All the arrangements

have been made for your event.

Go to your Zumba event in a helicopter,

surrounded by security, and come back.

Apart from that,

no family member will leave the house.

Fine, we won't go.

How much longer will the juice take?

I've spoken to them on the phone

Give it here. It's okay.

Okay, fine.

If you want to go, then go.

But you guys will stay under the security

of Uncle Jayanti, that's final.

-Dad, please, it's very cold there.

-No, we'll go there.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, let's go there.

Okay. So, how many days

will you stay with Uncle Jayanti?

-Three days

-Four days.

-Four days

-Dolly?

By the way, who is Dolly?

She is a friend.

We have to go to her wedding.

Is she your friend?

Yeah, actually, she's our friend.

Where does this friend of yours live?

-Delhi.

-Delhi.

Send me her address.

We'll have to arrange for your security.

Give them the invitation card.

Yeah, once she sends it.

Shikha, please listen to me.

Take your parents, and for a few days

Vikrant, I'm begging you,

please leave my parents alone.

I can't pay the price

for loving you anymore.

What happened?

Come on, let's go! Let's go!

Tell me.

The plan is on for the day after tomorrow,

that is 14th January.

Travel is scheduled for tomorrow.

-How much will it cost?

-Three mitcoins.

-And if I want to get two more k*lled?

-Two more?

-When?

-Today.

Okay. It will be done.

How much?

Seventy as in, thousand?

-Lakhs.

-Seventy lakhs?

Do you know how many zeroes there are

in 70 lakhs. Do you know anything?

Don't think, answer me right now!

And what do you need it for?

-I can't tell you.

-You can't tell me?

That's nice, there is a condition too.

Where will we get this kind of money?

From the party's election fund.

What?

You're asking me to steal money?

That too from someone I consider God?

It's not stealing.

I will return the money in a month.

Is that so?

Have you started sh1tting money nowadays,

that you will return it in a month?

I know what I am saying. I will return it.

Of course you know.

You fool, I brought you up

and made you who you are,

and you're teaching me what stealing is?

What did you make me, Dad?

That place is a cage.

Because it is painted gold,

you think it is golden.

Then why were you so desperate to marry?

You should've stood your ground,

and refused to marry.

I should've stood my ground?

Your tongue came down to your knee

out of greed.

One questioned my birth,

the other threatened to k*ll themselves.

And you're talking

about standing my ground?

Fine, then. Thank you very much.

We both did a favor to each other.

We're even.

Do you realize how much trouble

I went through to ensure your happiness?

Not for my happiness, Dad,

for your happiness.

If you bothered about my happiness,

you would've let me live life

the way I wanted to.

Sometimes I feel like you had children

just so you could sacrifice them

at Akheraj's altar.

-Vicky!

-Shut up!

Shut up, you ingrate!

What do you think of yourself?

You were five years old, okay?

I used to stand outside Mr. Akheraj's door

for six hours, you as*h*le.

Just so you could get

a decent education at a good school.

You did stand there, Dad,

but you were not alone.

I stood behind you

in that queue at the age of five years.

And even then I would feel ashamed that

my father was bowing in front of Akheraj.

And since you had begged for my admission,

you should've made my life better.

You threw me right back in that cesspool.

Where you've been

busting your a*s for years.

Hey! Shut up!

Don't forget, I'm still your father.

I haven't forgotten, Dad,

and neither will I ever forget it.

That's why it still pains me to see

my father bowing to Akheraj.

I thought I would leave this city

and go somewhere else,

and build a life there.

Then I would call the both of you there.

After all, you have aged.

You should get to live with respect.

Or are you used to living in disgrace?

At least this time, do something

for the sake of my happiness, Dad.

I'm in a lot of trouble. Please save me.

Please, Dad.

Stop right here, brother!

The money reached the guy.

Who do you want to k*ll today?

My phone's battery is dead.

Can I use your phone?

Honesty is a habit,

which, if cultivated, proves to be great.

Otherwise, it pinches you so much that

there's no option but to be dishonest.

And when an honest man

has to resort to dishonesty,

it's not for the sake of being dishonest,

but to exact revenge with utmost honesty.

-Yes, Didi, what can I do for you?

-Yeah, Kaalikant?

-Who is this?

-It's me, Vikrant.

Sir, how are you?

-I'm fine.

-Did you need something, sir?

Someone will arrive

with a package for your didi.

-All right.

-Keep it with you.

-Okay, sir, I'll keep it. Don't worry.

-Yeah.

-And listen

-Yes?

-Is Bahadur with you?

-No, he has gone for a movie.

Let me dance, let me dance all night long

All I feel like is dancing tonight

-Have you thought of a name for baby?

-Sadavrat.

-What if it is a girl?

-Come on. It's a boy.

Yeah, It's amazing, guys.

Welcome, welcome.

Sit, make yourself comfortable.

Remove it.

Who is this new devil spawn?

Lakhanpal?

-Godji.

-Here's your stuff.

-Behind this mountain?

-Yes.

But you shouldn't

climb the mountain today.

There's a deficit of oxygen here.

You should rest.

If you become breathless

while climbing, it could be fatal.

What's the name of the place?

Chilling.

By the way, Purva,

yak momos are a very famous delicacy here.

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Are these the ones?

No, these are normal ones,

but hopefully tomorrow or day after.

-Right?

-These mushrooms look really nice.

Yes.

How far is Chilling from here?

-That is nice.

-One hour away.

-Let's go there tomorrow.

-What is to see there?

Honeymoon in a monastery?

What is your plan?

The plan was simple.

That man will take his position today,

we will leave for Chilling tomorrow,

and then, one b*llet.

Sorry, Purva.

Your love story will end.

Shikha, our love story will begin.

Her cute smile drives me insane

And her blushing cheeks

Are giving me sleepless nights

I want to drown in her eyes

How do I refrain?

There must be many suitors

But all proposals down the drain

So give me your first kiss, baby

Make me your first love

Baby, you won't get this chance again

You write well.

Thank you.

Actually, this is my hobby.

After returning home from work,

I write a stanza before I sleep.

I sat and wrote this last night

since I was meeting you today.

But can I tell you a secret?

When I saw your photograph,

the words just flowed on paper.

It's a yes from my side.

In one song? There are more,

I will sing them for you someday.

Fine.

Just one thing, though.

You wrote in the song that

"Give me your first"

"Give me your first kiss,

make me your first love." Nice, right?

I just wanted to tell you that,

before I met you, I was in a relationship.

Shall we go, son? Are you done chatting?

-Mom, I'll be there in two minutes.

-No problem, dear.

All right.

-Let's go.

-Let's go.

I don't want to keep anything from you.

What your decision may be, I accept.

This changes a lot.

What if we change the last two lines?

We can salvage the situation, right?

I mean

"Give me a heartfelt kiss,

be my first love."

Look, Shikha,

these things don't matter to me.

Everyone has a past.

He was your love, right?

These things happen in love.

Give me a heartfelt kiss

Be my first love

Baby, I won't get this chance again

I will try to improve this.

Thank you.

Family is beautiful and all. But see,

I can't even breathe,

and we're here to spend our honeymoon.

You know, that's why I like beaches.

Listen

Should we try something new today?

Don't worry,

we'll request for extra oxygen.

f*ck, just imagine, it will be so funny.

Oh, yes, baby! I'm coming!

Yes, I'm coming!

-Hi!

-Hello!

-Hi!

-Care for something sweet?

-Are we interrupting something?

-No, not at all. Please come. Sit.

-When do you leave tomorrow?

-No, no.

By 8:00 a.m.

-8:00 a.m.?

-Yeah.

No, I have that dance function.

So I'm watching my weight.

-Okay. Where's the wedding in Delhi?

-The wedding? Where is it, Vikrant?

-What?

-The wedding?

Yeah. Actually, the invite is still

The card is fake,

but the marriage is real.

Bye, Vikrant.

Vikrant?

-Rohini.

-Oh, Rohini. That's too far, isn't it?

-You know my cousins in GK?

-Yes!

-You should meet them.

-We'll call them home. You will meet them.

Honey?

Yes, Mom?

Honey, what I wanted to say was that

you should keep this with you as well.

I've kept enough.

If I need more, I'll let you know.

-Just check whose message it is.

-Sure.

If you want to invite someone

for the wedding, do it.

No, Dad.

I have just one life, Shikha,

and I want to spend it with you.

I'm ready to do anything for it,

if you stand by me.

Love you.

-Whose message is it, dear?

-It's a forward, Dad. I deleted it.

I have to take this with me.

Anything else?

Sorry, I know I should've gone with you.

-But I have a lot of pending work.

-It's okay.

That's all right. Shefali's going with us.

Absolutely.

The light of your life is going with them.

Light?

Hey, listen, shall we take a photo?

-Yeah, sure.

-Sure, come.

You come too. Gerry will take it.

Gerry, take the photo.

-No, one of just the three of you.

-Okay.

Say cheese!

Smile a little.

Rounaq, more cheese.

-This is our favorite Zanskar River.

-This is it?

Yeah. It's completely covered in snow

in the winters.

This is one where the Chadar Trek

used to be, remember?

-Which trek?

-The Chadar Trek?

We're on the way. She is on the right

rear seat, wearing green clothes.

If you ever come here in the winter,

you can go with us.

Good. Most definitely.

So, in Bhopal

The target needs to sit in the front.

No, it's a combination of dance and Zumba.

Okay. Done.

Okay, are you nervous?

Can I drive the car?

I mean, if Purva would sit in the front.

How sweet. Of course.

Michael, stop the car.

Let me help you.

Thank you.

It's getting bigger.

-Are you fine?

-Yeah.

-Do you need help?

-I'm fine.

You're being very romantic.

Honeymoon, huh?

Sir, the road ahead is a little bumpy.

Honk if there's any problem. Thank you.

Stop!

Are you okay?

Vikrant, let the driver drive the car.

Vikrant, she is pregnant,

we can't take a chance.

Is there a doctor nearby?

-There's a health center close by.

-Yes. Let's go.

Ma'am, please sit in the front.

The road is very bumpy.

-Come sit in the front.

-One minute.

Yeah, Shefali, carefully.

Don't sh**t.