01x03 - Bandook Aur Hawaii Chappal

[bunniefuu]

Papa, don't you realize that this marriage

is nothing but a political agenda?

A political agenda? What do you mean?

I mean, the SSP who he m*rder*d

belonged to our caste.

The news has started spreading.

His vote banks will soon vanish.

He is mollifying people from our caste

by marrying his daughter to me.

So what?

So what?

Come on man, these pretences by Akheraj

Shut up! Speak of him respectfully.

Mr. Akheraj.

And what the hell is "man".

I'm your father, have you forgotten?

I'm not your friend.

Father, are you okay

with my life being blown to pieces

for the sake

of your respected Mr. Akheraj?

He'll make me his lapdog!

Very good.

From an idiot to a lapdog.

That's impressive growth.

I can't talk to him

when he's like this. Say something.

-Plain or with tobacco?

-Plain.

And, listen,

you think too highly of yourself,

don't you?

What do you think?

He couldn't find a better guy than you

in the entire community?

He couldn't, because there isn't.

I've been acing my classes since school,

and his daughter knows this.

His daughter knows?

Which means the girl took a fancy to you?

You studied together when you were kids,

she fell in love with you.

She was in the same school as you.

Which means

This doesn't have

any political motive, does it?

But I don't love her.

I am in love with someone else.

With Golden?

Mom, we're having a serious discussion.

-Who is it?

-I'm in love with Shikha.

Shikha? Who is she, Agarwal's daughter?

Yes. And let me tell you one more thing,

I won't accept any dowry from her.

She can't afford to pay it, anyway.

I'll consume poison

if Agarwal's daughter

I will k*ll myself before you!

-I'm in love with her.

-With whom?

Hey, don't give us

this soppy excuse of love,

do you understand?

At your age,

I used to fall in love every day.

Go to Bijnor and find out for yourself.

You'll come across quite a few kids there,

a year older and younger

who look just like you.

You'll get tired of taking selfies.

-Dad!

-Mom, will you please say something?

He was quite a stud.

-What the

-He would visit the gym there.

Would you like to say something

on this topic?

Son, all I know

is that you should marry someone

who you love.

But it's better

if you marry someone who loves you.

Oh, God, my life is ruined!

Mom, Dad, please get this straight,

I won't marry her.

And why not?

Oh, you came?

You're here.

He's arguing that he won't marry

if he has to ride on horseback.

-Ask him yourself.

-What were you saying?

Why won't you ride on a horse?

Animal cruelty.

Just because he's educated,

he thinks he is very smart.

Ask him,

the tea that he drinks in the morning,

what is it made with? Milk, right?

He doesn't consider that

as animal cruelty? Ask him.

Listen, the wedding will be done

as per our wishes.

And you will arrive on horseback.

Do you understand, brother-in-law?

Put it away. Bring that here.

You, wait a second.

-This is for you.

-Hey!

There is no need for all this.

The thing is, the press has started

getting a whiff of this wedding.

They're going to hound you constantly.

Anyway, there's been quite a hue and cry

after the SSP's m*rder.

But that

It's been solved. The driver confessed.

My brother-in-law is a good luck charm,

the moment he came into our family,

the issue got resolved.

Vicky is very lucky.

For us, and for everybody else.

All right, arrange for some snacks.

Go and help out.

Hey!

He is just very shy.

-We'll leave now.

-Hey, son.

At least call me uncle now.

We're going to be related now. No?

Mr. Akheraj Awasthi's driver,

Sumant Mishra,

came to the Azad Nagar Police Station

and confessed the crime.

He brought with him a few pieces

of the SSP's uniform as proof.

I was going to drop the SSP home.

I ran a red light, and he got upset.

He scolded me.

I too got upset, so I cut him into pieces.

Life was testing me.

But someone whose brother and father

have g*ns, blades and bombs

cannot be fought with

with bathroom slippers.

My father searched into whole sky

And has brought a moon for me

My father searched into whole sky

And has brought a moon for me

My hands are adorned with heena

My doli is so beautifully decorated

The whole house of my father

is shining so beautifully

My father searched into whole sky

And has brought a moon for me

-Are you happy?

-Yeah.

That's the only thing

that matters, darling. Always stay happy.

If anything else happens,

I will take care of it.

I know that, Dad.

Our sources have confirmed

that Akheraj Awasthi is ready

to marry his daughter

to his accountant's son.

We have heard that Akheraj Awasthi's

daughter and soon-to-be son in-law

used to study in the same school,

where their love story began.

I know you've seen

my missed calls, Shikha.

At least answer the phone.

At least message me.

Please listen to what I have to say.

Shikha?

Shikha, hear me out.

-You haven't been answering my calls

-Don't make a scene here.

At least talk to

The whole town

is talking about your wedding.

Whatever was to be heard,

I have heard it from everyone already.

I can't listen to it anymore.

Shikha, I am telling you

You've been making things up for so long

Sir, I'm Vikrant.

I know. Come inside.

Shikha, do you love Vikrant as well?

You should've told me earlier.

What will we tell Mr. Sharma now?

Mr. Akheraj wants to

get his daughter married to you.

Sir, he is forcing me to do it.

What do you wish to do?

I wish to marry your daughter.

How many girls will you marry?

You're already marrying one.

I am aware of my present situation.

Sir, my love for Shikha is genuine.

And, it'll be a shame

if I don't fight for her.

Dad?

We are already engaged.

It's made of aluminum,

but he'll buy me a gold ring

once he gets a job.

I mean, what options do you have?

If we delay Shikha's wedding

by six months or even a year,

what do you plan on doing?

You cannot say no to Mr. Akheraj,

neither can the two of you elope.

If you elope, you know what will happen

to all of us here, right?

What then?

There is only one way.

Something must happen

that forces Mr. Akheraj

to break the alliance himself.

Do you have any solution?

I have a solution.

Should I find someone else

to quench my thirst?

You won't be able

to do anything, handsome.

Nothing.

Doesn't this dialogue sound like

it's straight out of your life?

You too are unable to do anything.

I am telling you, get married to Purva.

Life is giving you a chance

to dive into

a 5-star hotel's swimming pool,

and you want to swim in a drain.

Did I ask for your advice?

Hey, man, let me watch!

Come with me, I want to talk to you.

Come. Come on.

I'll miss the dialogue.

Dolly's about to cl*max.

Darling.

What is your problem, man?

You're like the cl*max k*ller of my life.

Dolly was about to cl*max,

and you dragged me here.

-Golden, take off your clothes.

-Why should I?

-Take them off.

-But why should I take off my clothes?

Aren't you my friend?

I am, but do I need to prove it

by getting naked?

I have a plan. You won't understand.

Take them off.

Screw your plan. I'm missing the film.

-Are you really gonna do this to me now?

-Why are you getting

-Why are you getting emotional?

-Hey, as*h*le.

I must've gotten beaten up

at least ten times because of you.

Have you forgotten about Chausar Bagh?

When were caught stealing mangoes?

I took the mangoes from you

and stood in front of you like a shield.

Don't forget that

your math distinctions are because of me.

With the math you knew, you wouldn't

have even passed the fourth grade.

Oh, man, you

You always bring up old favors.

Tell me what I'm supposed to do.

-Take off your clothes.

-I'm doing that.

What am I supposed to do?

If I spread this rumor in the media

that I'm g*y,

that I am not attracted to women

Are you not attracted to women?

Imagine what a scandal it will be.

Akheraj will never agree

to such a wedding.

-Oh, man, this wedding has become

-Do one thing, come here.

Bend over here, like this.

Bend over

Hey, man, what are you making me do?

-A little to the front

-Will I have to take off my underwear?

No, no. I'm keeping this here,

it won't show.

Should I smile a little?

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

Be ready.

You be ready. Stay right there.

One, two, and

Why should I bend over? You bend over.

Hey, man, I just explained it to you.

I mean, I understand that

you don't want to get married,

but why should the town call me a twink

because of that?

This is a small town.

People have a narrow outlook here.

The one who does it is spared,

but the one who takes it is judged.

Disgusting folks.

My market value will dip,

and I will become the laughing stock, man.

I won't get girls tomorrow onwards,

and guys will line up instead.

Okay, don't think about me.

Think about yourself.

Shikha will refuse to do it too

Actually, I didn't think of this.

You should just retire

your thought process now.

Our elders fooled us when they taught us

that truth doesn't bow before power.

Here, the truth was shaking with fear.

Golden, can you get me a girl?

Hey, what if mom and dad

find out about this?

Will you go and tell them about this?

Have you lost your mind?

I won't, but what if something goes wrong?

Then I'll marry you.

But, nothing will go wrong.

Come, come.

Very good, yes, good, good, good.

Remove it.

Come, remove it completely.

Come, come, be confident.

Hey, take off your bra. Take it off.

Are you crazy? You want me

to take it off in front of him?

Yeah, because there's no point otherwise.

Is your mind a sink?

Don't you have any shame?

You are the one who has to undress,

why should I be ashamed?

Now, hurry up. We're wasting time.

Listen, leave it on.

-Without it, the video won't be hot

-Leave it, we'll do it like this.

Do what you want.

Just make these changes, okay? Yup.

Dirty pictures

of Akheraj's would-be son in-law

Interesting.

This is called breaking news.

LIFE WON IN THE MIDST OF

THE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS

I'm coming, man.

Idiotic people banging on my door

this early in the morning.

Hey, man, what happened?

Nothing got printed.

Akriti who is almost 15 years younger

than Daksh Bakhshi.

No point in pushing the buttons

of the remote.

I told you yesterday

to let Sonia undress more.

Our correspondent is present at the spot

where this m*rder took place yesterday,

which has raised many questions

to our nation.

Now that you're here,

at least make me tea.

The old man said that and left.

But the old woman replied,

"City city, bang-bang."

Mr. Mishra didn't get my joke, did he?

I don't understand English, sir.

Don't bother with the English,

understand the English woman.

Oh, come on in.

Good you came at the right time.

Listen, those

-Is the press outside? Okay.

-Yes.

Listen, son, the press is outside.

Go and announce your wedding date.

-I want to talk to you about

-Listen, give a nice interview,

and tell them how you and Purva had dreams

of getting married since you were kids.

Then, you spoke to your dad,

and asked him to talk to me, okay?

But none of this happened, sir.

From now onwards, this is will be deemed

as the real version.

The thing is that you are

going to be a part of our family.

You will have to understand

how politics works, won't you?

Listen, son, in politics,

your image matters the most.

The press is waiting outside.

Go and paint a rosy picture, okay?

I cannot go ahead with this wedding.

Please come, we'll go and talk outside.

You can't go ahead with this wedding?

-Sir, I love someone else

-Why didn't you say that earlier, as*h*le?

You should've told us about this.

Why didn't you?

I never got a chance.

Everything happened so quickly

that no one asked me.

Okay, then. Come and sit.

Sit down.

Who is the girl?

She is not from this city.

She lives in Mathura.

We met on Facebook two years ago.

It's an Internet website.

-Where people hook up, right?

-No, that's a different one.

What do you mean?

Do people not hook up after meeting there?

No, they could hook up,

but this is a different website.

Dharmesh, do one thing.

Tell the press that the boy is a manglik.

-I'm not a manglik.

-But your deeds prove otherwise.

Now that you've done the damage,

we'll have to control it.

Tell them that the boy

turned out to be manglik,

so we'll announce the wedding date later.

-The engagement ceremony will be today.

-Engagement?

The engagement will have to be today.

All arrangements are made.

Invites have been sent,

guests will arrive in the evening.

What will we tell them?

What will I tell Purva?

The engagement will be today.

Okay, look,

we'll break off the engagement

after a couple of days.

That's common, right?

But until that happens,

no one should get a whiff of this.

Purva in the least. Do you understand?

Engagement? What does that mean?

But this news

will spread across the country.

What will I tell my parents?

But I am going to break it off eventually.

What if you can't?

He's not an idiot.

I told him.

He knows that I don't love his daughter.

Mom and Dad are coming back in three days.

I'll have to leave with them then.

Okay, I'll call you back.

Yes?

Come on!

Come on, break it open!

Pallavi!

Make two or three more flower garlands,

for the temple.

Put this all over the house.

Don't worry about the money.

-So much expense?

-You'll always be middle class.

Come here. You've made your mother

so happy. Have some sweets.

-You have it, mom.

-Vicky!

-Come with me.

-Where to?

-Come with me!

-We're putting up lights in every corner.

-Put up black lights.

-What?

He is talking rubbish. Black lights

-Leave me!

-Come on!

Have you lost your mind? What are you

Surprise.

I came here discreetly, just to meet you.

It's very difficult for me

to be discreet, but still

It's such a nice feeling, right?

Are you scared?

Ma'am, please let's go.

Otherwise sir will beat me to a pulp.

I'm coming in a second.

Be there on time,

otherwise I will have you abducted.

Vicky? Hey, Vicky!

-Are you sleeping?

-Yeah.

Okay, sleep. Your story has gone viral.

Which story?

You've received

the Presidential medal for stupidity.

The news about Purva and your wedding.

Damn it! Get your TV fixed.

Look at this. Just look at this.

Even on this channel.

Look at you here, you have gone viral

that too with your clothes on.

You look nice beside her.

Horrifying news coming in

from the Nagra dam,

where the chopped up body of a woman

has been found.

Although, until all the pieces

of the woman's body are recovered,

it's very difficult

to ascertain her identity.

Look at this. Yogesh, come quickly!

Look, Yogesh!

-The woman's hand

-Poor thing.

The woman's left hand,

which has an aluminum ring

in the ring finger,

makes this case similar to

Hey! Vicky!

Vicky! Hey, Vicky!

The divers leaping in

are looking for

the rest of the pieces of the body.

The police has reached the spot.

They'll try to retrieve the body parts.

The police is trying

to look for the corpse with their batons.

Those deep, dark eyes

That blush in your cheeks

That piercing gaze

That doe-like walk

Those deep, dark eyes

That blush in your cheeks