01x04 - Katnappe

[bunniefuu]

I thought we had a good
thing going here Wuya

you sense the Shen Gong Wu I picked them

up with my solid hands

hello I got hands two of them

stay out of this Ashley

my evil name's Katnappe doofus

Who are you calling doofus kitty litter

Who are you calling kitty litter robo freak

Enough

Cease your bickering

Point is we don't need
her to rule the world

we're doing fine

fine you say?

then where is the eye of Dashi?

where is the two-ton tunic?

funny you should ask maybe

where are the
Golden Tiger claws?

okay so I've had some bad luck

face it you need Katnappe

Please hurry Kimiko

I cannot wait to see the
tiger claws in action

cool your jets Omi

let me get this straight

these claws can transport you
anywhere in the world right?

that's the story

Golden Tiger Claws

Woah what a view

the temple

This so rocks

Now back to the temple

How was it?
Where did you go?

What is it like?

did you bring me a present?

in order tight, mountain top a little

breezy and sorry no

you're up Clay

any words of wisdom before
I give them a whirl?

just decide where you want to go

and the claws take you there and keep

your hands inside the tunnel at all

times

Golden Tiger Claws

Where do you think he is going?

Someplace with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

No place like Billy Bob Texas style
all-you-can-eat buffet

My turn

too slow

Tiger Claws

Hey not fair

you want these

Hiya

Here you go

Front of Omi

behind Omi

To the left of...

Hold your horses partner

Its Omi turn

Give the little fella chance

while I appreciate your help

I must point
out it I am NOT little

I am small bone

my mistake little partner

At last

The Golden Tiger Claws are mine to wield

Golden Tiger...

Stop everything

We gota hot one

a new Shen Gong Wu
has revealed itself

Talk about rotted timing

Rotten timing

That too

Whats with the glowing X?

There chopsticks

the Changing Chopsticks are
a wonderous Shen Gong Wu

They can shrink you down to
the size of a grain of rice

Real scary

The bigger you are
the harder you fall

So the smaller they are...

the lighter they fall?

Yeah thats it

If we're lucky

maybe I use the Golden Tiger
claws on a Xiaolin Showdown

let us remove the lead

get the lead out

That too

Okay Katnappe

you want to find the Changing Chopsticks?

Well check this

Personal robotize army

I didn't bring robots

Just my kittens

Kittens?

What can they?

Did I mention they are genetically
altered super kittens?

No.

That didn't come up.

Delicious Katnappe

Now find me the Changing Chopsticks

I'm so on it

Who is that?

And whats the tacky costume?

yo girl, seen a mirror lately?

hey, these your sticks?

well done Katnappe

it's good to know I
can count on someone

it's not like it's brain surgery

Omi

Yes Wuya, you and your minions
shall not escape with

the Shen Gong Wu
I challenge you

Name please?

Katnappe

Katnappe

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown

okay

Katnappe can't do a showdown she's

Shen Gong Wu less if that's a word which

is why you will give her yours

so not

hand over the Fist of Tebigong

only because I think this
will teach you a lesson

better not lose it

doofus

what's the challenge Omi

Game of tag

Tag?

Let's go Xiaolin Showdown

I must warn you

with my mighty Tiger claws I can

disappear and then reappear
in the blink of an eye

Your fist of tebigong
would be of no use

how do we start this thing?

she doesn't even know how to showdown

Hush boy

We start like this

Gong Yi Tanpai

Fist of Tebigong

Tiger Claws

Tag. You lose.

Look at me.
I won very fast.

What happen?
I blink and missed it.

Well done Katnappe.
Well done.

Well done Katnappe.
Well done.

My dear girl.

There is much evil to teach you.

But I'm your evill favorite.

Not anymore.

In fact, with Katnappe by my side

I don't need you and your
mindless robotic contraptions.

Don't insult them.

they've got emotion chips

Come with me, Katnappe.

Together we will rule the world.

Nice offer and all.

I don't want to rule the world.

what?

well not with you
at least I mean

bossy much and Jack

Whiny little weirdo.

I am not.

whatever I'm out but I will keep these

they accessorize really well

Golden Tiger Claws

No.

well who's your evil favorite now?

Do I hear...

Jack Spicer?

I have failed.

failure is the road I now walk

don't beat yourself up Omi

sure it would have been nice to get
those chopsticks the chopsticks but...

Chopsticks?
Oh yes.

the changing chopsticks

I am upset because I lost them

my sorrow has nothing
to do with the

much more impressive
Golden Tiger Claws

good cover

we completely bought it

the point is you lost

it happens just move on.

on the contrary Kimiko

there are no lessons in victory
but a thousand in defeat.

How can that be true Master?

Don't make no sense to me.

Allow me to illustrate

I challenge you to
steal this elephant from me

if you succeed no chores for one week

Oh yes.

but if you lose you must hand scrub

the floors of the Grand Hall.

those are some mighty
steep stakes Master Fung.

we can do it

no doubt

we accept your challenge

Too obvious.

Perhaps you do not wish to win?

Gotcha.

Come on little doggie...

Well that's dissappointing.

Hey. He broke it.

Can he do that?

How could we win such a contest?

you couldn't

What?

your goal my young dragons
in training was to win

while mine was simply not to lose

that is victory enough for me.

that's one lesson

Where the other 999?

perhaps you'll learn those as you

scrub the Grand Hall floors

don't forget to get in between the tiles.

You are suppose to hand
scrub the floor Raimundo

You're being too literal

beside this is more fun

I don't think skating is one of the

thousand lessons we're
supposed to be learning

Perhaps one lesson is
proper scrubbing technique

I find a circular motion works best

You miss a spot.

Thanks

what's that?

sorry it was just the wind

You missed a spot too. Omi

Thank you Kimiko

I have learned a
lesson in diligence

only 998 to go

oh I feel like I just got off a bull or

bull just got off me

It even hurts to web surf

the soreness is

rushing to my head

hey guys look at this

sure hope this is worth the walk

It is there are a dozen stories on the web

about a girl in a cat costume robbing

stores and then disappearing.

Katnappe.

Wow. What deductive skills.

we must stop her

right after I stop the wobbling in my legs.

You've got a news alert

she's at the Mall of the world.

Dojo.

you want me to take it to
the Mall of the world?

This official Xaolin
business or are we going

to just hang out at the food court?

It most official Dojo.

Katnappe using the Golden
Tiger claws to commit crimes.

What?

Hop on.
We've got a cat to declaw.

Not a bad haul.

Katnappe.

You are misusing the
powers of a Shen gong Wu

You must surrender

Catch me first

Water

Tiger Claws

Omi.
Hang on, kid.

Are you genetically
altered super kittens?

This is why I'm not a cat person.

Fire.

Wind.

Too slow.

Hold on. Katnappe.

Are you going to fight cowboy, or

just stand there?

I'm sorry ma'am but do you have some

male kinfolk I can fight instead?

Come on Clay get her

sorry guys can't do it

I can't fightt a girl

Then this will be quick.

Clay man haven't you heard?

Chivalry is dead

See ya Xiaolin warriors.

I got more shopping to do

except for the parts where she
slapped this silly and got away

I think that went pretty well.

Guys?

Any inspiration?

Not yet.

Fine.
I'll just be flying circles

Don't mind me.

We need a plan to stop Katnappe.

let's start with a plan to find

Katnappe she could be anywhere.

You know back home we have a saying

Want to catch a rooster go where it crows.

She's already been
everywhere I go

toy stores,
music shops, candy stores

but that's you

where would a cat fanatic go?

I'm guessing the dog park is out

got it

Catatonia Land

cat-a-what-a-who-land?

the best amusement park in the world.

scariest roller coasters, fastest rides

and the best cotton candy anywhere

And everything shaped like cats

just as long as it
doesn't smell like cats.

that's where she is

I guarantee it

hurry Dojo

to Catatonia Land

Malls? Theme parks?

You kids sure you aren't
just playing hooky.

Hey. That's mine.

My turn.

maybe I was wrong

I don't see any sign of Katnappe

only because you weren't
looking in the wrong places.

The Nine-lives coaster.

Can I sit this one out?

roller coasters make me barf

We'll be ready for her
when she gets off movie.

How can we win when she has
already defeated us twice?

She packs one heck of a wallop

even without the Tiger claws

There are no lessons in winning,

but a thousand
lessons in defeat.

I've learned that Clay won't fight a girl

I am struck by inspiration.

Back for more?

I like kicking your butts.

It's not our butts that shall be kicked.

Clay.

howdy ma'am

Oh right, you're gonna fight me?

Nope. I cannot, will not, and should not

ever fight a girl,

but technically a
bear hug ain't fighting.

Hey.
Let go of me.

No can do ma'am.

Kitties, attack.

Heads up.

There she is.

told you my bloodhound bots
could track down Katnappe

hand over the Tiger claws

But I just got them.

yeah that's a real tearjerker

Tiger Claws

No.

what did you just do?

I sent the Golden Tiger
claws to the Earth's core.

It's been nice not fighting with you ma'am.

Why did you do that?

That's so stupid.

perhaps.

I will never get to use
the Golden Tiger Claws.

But neither will you.

Get in Ashley.

And that's victory enough for us.

You okay Omi?

You really wanted to
use those Tiger claws

one does not always get
what one wants Kimiko.

Guess that's another one of

Master Fung's thousand lessons

these thousand lessons

I'm not getting them.

I get three maybe four tops

so true

Not getting all the lessons are we?

Then perhaps a refresher is required.

I shall guard this Jade monkey.

If you can steal it from me...

- Pass.
-Ditto.

Wait for me.

I mean no disrespect Master,
but I am so outta here.

I'd say they learned
one more lesson.

never bet against Fung.

Up high.

Down low.