03x08 - Dream Stalker

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

Oh, don't you know

it's bad luck

to wake a dragon?

You want a curse on your head

for eternity?

You must wake the others.

I sense a great evil nearby.

Oh, well, that is just perfect.

Now I'll never

get back to sleep

knowing some kind of great evil

could be around any..

And they call

dragon breath bad.

We thought

we sensed great evil.

Join the club.

We must search the grounds

for signs of trouble.

Raimundo, arise your shine.

There is great evil!

Are you sure

it's great evil?

'Cause if it's just regular evil

I'm sure you can

handle it without me.

'Orb of Tornami!'

Whoa! I'm up, I'm up!

Nothing appears to be

missing from the vault.

We got nothing too

except some

lack of shut-eye action.

splatter

Look, I have found a clue!

It looks like..

'blood.'

Clay, you're dripping ketchup.

I.. Sorry.

There's somethin' about

lookin' for evil

that really works up

a fella's appetite.

You woke me up

for a false alarm evil?

Rai needs his sleepy time.

Yes, I suppose

it would be wise

for all of us

to get some rest

to better prepare

for the unrest.

You call that a proverb?

Fung man could do

better than that in his sleep.

I miss puppy eyes, so..

Moby Morpher!

I must thank my hosts

for being so accommodatin'.

fizz

Fearsome monster, stop at once

or suffer a humiliating defeat!

Alright, you have been warned!

- Puppy Calming Turkey!

- Man Cooking Goose!

- Monkey Reading Shakespeare!

- Hamster Yanking Train!

Coming at you, partner.

Shimo Staff!

- Arrow sparrow!

- Big Bang Meteorang!

boom

Has anyone seen Raimundo?

Anybody else feeling

like a rat in a snake cage?

Where did he go?

Blade of theNebula.

you're a little bit late

to the square dance there, Rai.

What can I say,

he probably just

knew better than

to mess with me.

Oh, you wubby-wubby,

bearsy-wearsy.

I told you,

his name is Ninja Fred

and he's only

a good luck charm.

Master Monk Guan,

who could've been

behind this mysterious attack?

With so many enemies

loose in the world

it could've been anyone.

Would it k*ll you

to get some

reclining seats, Dojo?

Please return all complaints

to their full shut up position

as we approach

our final destination

Jack Spicer's land.

Looks like some evil doer

could use a cleaning bot.

Don't make me bust you up,

little man.

Hah, yeah, whoo!

Look, it is our monster!

Come on, blast him already.

Mommy, save me.

'Yiee!'

I surrender,

take whatever you want

just don't do me ugly!

Don't do me ugly!

Easy there, cowpoke,

we ain't gonna hurt you.

Oh, sure, you just

get your monster

to do your dirty work.

By the way, congrats,

very impressive evil.

Our monster?

But we have also been attacked

by this beast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Then who..

Did my Jackpot just turn blue?

Sapphire blue.

There is only one creature

I know

with the power to turn things

into sapphire statues.

Someone has stolen our

Sapphire Dragon Shen Gong Wu!

And the Shadow of Fear,

as well.

I wish someone

would clue me in.

I've barely even seen this

thing everyone's so scared of.

That is because

the one behind these attacks

is you, Raimundo.

No, Raimundo

cannot be responsible

for the Sapphire Dragon's

attack.

Why, Raimundo, why?

You guys are one taco short

of a combo plate on this one.

I know Raimundo

would never try to harm us.

But he has become

an unwilling pawn

of Hannibal Bean.

Somehow Hannibal Bean

slipped by our defenses

and stole the Sapphire Dragon

and Shadow of Fear.

Or Hannibal was able

to enter the world

of Raimundo's dreams.

Shadow of Fear.

Digging, probing, searching

for Raimundo's innermost fear

he found

what most disturbed Raimundo

and used the Shen Gong Wu

to give it form..

'Sapphire Dragon. Moby Morpher.'

releasing an

unstoppable creature

that will unleash chaos

every time

Raimundo falls asleep.

You mean, the bean dude

is rattling around

somewhere in my head?

That's rank, yo!

Remember, the monster

disappeared

only when you woke up.

He knows if he can

increase your fears

it will one day

grow strong enough

to destroy all of us.

Yes! Solution is most simple.

Raimundo must

never sleep again.

Not..

exactly a long-range plan

there, Omi.

I reckon if Raimundo's fear's

what's feeding the critter

we gotta get his fear

out in the open.

And put it to rest so he can.

Hey, I don't need a bunch

of wannabe headshrinkers

pokin' around in my brain.

Raimundo's right, kiddies.

Leave this to the professional

armchair psychiatrist

slash advice guru.

Dr. Dojo hears your fear..

You have soft hands for a boy.

So we figured out

the little game, have we?

Oh, please, leave them alone.

Pathetic.

Perhaps you need to be

reminded of your place.

During my shift,

I shall be keeping you awake

with a mysterious,

ancient training technique

known as dodge the bucket

of ice water.

'You may need some practice'

even though you will

never be as good as me.

Orb of Tornami!

clang

- Hey, come back!

- Now, then..

Let's get to the bottom

of your problems, shall we?

Missing our mommy?

Or perhaps bed wetting?

Oh, how Freudian.

Come back, bucket!

I won't hurt you!

Come on!

Work it like you own it!

I think I'm gonna..

just freestyle.

beep beep beep

beep beep beep

I got it, I got it!

Trouble with a stuffed animal.

Those things can get so surly.

gong

mumble mumble

'I know just what you need

to feel better.'

Square dancin'.

Whoa!

Swing your partner

Do-si-do

Bend the line

Circle left

Circle right

Left square through

Circle and turn

Come straight

Allemande left

Post thumb-sucking depression?

Tell me, when did you

suck your thumb last?

Look, the only problem I'm

having is with a nosy dragon.

My throat! Now, all we have

to do is find this nosy dragon.

I got a 7.5 Shen Gong Wu alert!

Dojo, I'll stay with Raimundo

and keep him awake.

You round up the others

and get the Wu.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah.

Right arm turn

Wheel around..

'Wrong way there.'

Do-si-do

Change of plans.

It's an Earth Shen Gong Wu

that's gone active.

Sounds right up my element.

Dojo and Omi already took off.

You can catch them

with the Longi Kite.

I'll watch sleepy boy.

Longi Kite!

crash

So what's the stay-awake plan

now, Kimiko?

'Moby Morpher!'

Sweet dreams, dear boy.

Shadow of Fear!

The Shadow Slicer

is a lesser-known Wu.

It creates

a hologram of the holder

that eludes the enemy.

I would very much like

to create a hologram of me

to elude my enemy

or just to admire.

The Shadow Slicer could be in

any one of these zoo habitats.

Oh, please don't be

in the monkey cage.

Oh, not in the monkey cage!

Over there on Monkey Mountain!

'Do not worry about

stepping on monkeys, Kimiko.'

You are safe here with me.

It's not the monkeys

I'm worried about!

Monkey Staff!

How can you expect to win

if you're afraid to play

a little dirty?

Chumps, meet chimps.

Have a great family reunion!

Ta-ta, losers!

Yee-haw!

A most timely assist!

But are you not supposed

to be watching Raimundo?

No, I left him

back at the temple with..

Kimiko?

Hannibal Bean!

Hey!

whoosh

hiss

What in blue blazes is that?

whizz

Oh!

I must have dozed off!

Well, as long as I'm here

might as well see

what goes on in my head.

Wow!

- 'Hello, Raimundo.'

- What?

So who are you, dude?

If you're my fear,

you don't look so scary.

'Then why are you afraid?'

What makes you think I'm afraid?

BecauseI know you.

I am you.

I'm the part of you who's..

'afraid.'

You're not me, you're just

some figment of my dreams!

Looking at oneself

can be most frightening

when you don't like

what you see.

Oh, man, the last thing

I need is you in my head.

Hey, guys!

Get off of me, tubby!

beep beep beep

whoosh

I can feel your fear

grow stronger.

Perhaps you'd like to see

its powers at work!

Shadow of Fear!

bang bang

Sapphire Dragon!

I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown!

- What?

- Omi?

I don't think

the Sapphire Dragon's big on Wu.

Perhaps not. But he is Wu.

I wager my Orb of Tornami

against your..

self!

whoosh

Okay, did that thing

just call

a Cosmic Clash Showdown?

'Wait, for a dragon that's just'

part of Raimundo's imagination

that lizard knows

its showdown rules.

The game is Jungle Judo!

First team tossed out loses!

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

boom

Gong Yi Tan Pai!

Orb of Tornami!

Steam!

Poor Raimundo.

The last to move up

to apprentice

even lost his way

'to the dark side for a time.'

Always so afraid.

'You're afraid

that you may never be'

'good enough to be a leader.'

I'm not afraid.

Really, I'm not.

Maybe not even good enough

to be a Xiaolin monk!

He made me tell

I wasscared.

How does it feel..

knowin' your growin' fear

is your friends' doom?

Okay, maybe I am afraid

about not being good enough.

But I also know just the cure!

I am good enough.

You must be joking.

No worries, little dude.

I'll take over from here.

Raimundo?

It isn't just fear.

It's the truth!

You're not good enough!

And now your friends

will pay the price

for your weakness.

Wudai Star Wind!

You will pay the price

for picking the wrong warrior

to mess with.

We must not lose!

We can't lose!

I am a Wudai Warrior!

And I am the best!

Wind!

whoosh

bang

Wudai Star Wind!

whoosh

boom

We won?

But how?

I'm guessin' dumb luck?

No, I think we may have had

a little luck from above.

Hey, guys, we had a long day.

Need to catch some Zs.

Oh, this is my inner self.

I couldn't have done it

without him.

I mean without me.

Anyway, sweet dreams.

I desperately need

to wink at someone 40 times.

He means he needs 40 winks

butI'm too tired to tell him.

Good morning, everyone.

Best night sleep I ever had.

You know, I used to really doubt

my ability

to hang with you dudes

but now that I've proven

my greatness

I can't wait to get started!

Right after morning training

let's find some evil

and mix it up.

You know, I think I miss

the slacker Raimundo.