03x07 - The Return of Master Monk Guan

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

The Fancy Feet

is no ordinary Wu.

'Whoever posses the Wu'

'can move faster than

anything in the world.'

'It's quiet handy

when chasing an evil doer'

'or running away

from a bully half your size.'

I've always

wanted Fancy Feet.

Hey, I would settle

for just feet.

Guys, we got Wu at 5 o'clock.

Ying Yang, looks like

we have unwelcome company.

Looks like

we're gonna kick Bean butt.

He he. You don't think I'd be

so foolish as to comealone.

Whoa!

It is the Blind Swordsman.

What is your wish, my master?

Would you be so kind as

to get rid of thesepests?

whoosh

This is so gross.

Hey, look, the Bean dude's gone!

'I'm afraid now

with the treasure'

of the Blind Swordsman

he will be even more

difficult to stop.

So what wise saying

do you have for us?

I have none.

Come on, Master Fung,

I'm sure you can whip out

one of those old cheesy sayings.

That we all love

listening to..

I'm afraid I'm out

of old cheesy sayings.

Now, if you want

I can bring your file.

Duh, not that

you'd keep such a file.

I mean, they just

come to you. Right?

'I have decided to send

you to a new temple.'

One better equipped

in preparing you

to face Hannibal Bean.

Dojo will accompany you.

You're sending me away!

Away, away!

Is it because

of the secret file slip?

I assure you that I will

be here when you get back.

That's what my last master

said when he went for a soda

and never returned!

I don't wanna go.

Please, don't make me go.

Strong little lizard.

- Urgh!

- It's okay.

- Let go.

- Come, Dojo.

Are you doing this

because I like polka music?

Because I can change.

Just don't send me away!

crash

Nice view!

You know, when picking a temple

it's all about location,

location, location.

Master Monk Guan!

- How's it hanging, dude?

- Now I'll be a goat's nanny.

I can't believe it.

This is your temple?

That is correct.

Welcome, young monks.

Please come inside.

Don't worry, you'll always

be number one with me. Mwah.

Please take our guests'

belongings to their quarters.

Hey! He stays.

Your training

will begin tomorrow.

You may take the rest

of the day to relax.

I've prepared a meal for you.

Eat and sleep,

my kind of training.

Last one in is a rotten egg!

Yeah!

chomp chomp chomp

Hey, save somethin' for us.

At the end of your training

one of you will be chosen

to challenge Hannibal Bean.

And win back the treasure

of the Blind Swordsman.

I will try to appear

most surprised when I am picked.

But to succeed,

you must remain alert.

Hannibal is out there and always

closer than anyone thinks.

That old man has..

Up and at 'em! Training

out front in five minutes!

- Aaah!

- 'Move it!'

Oh-h, must be a bad dream.

That means you too,

young prince, move it

move it, move it!

I am tough but I am fair.

All I ask is for you

to do exactly as I say.

And never, ever

ask any questions.

Do I make myself clear?

Yes, Master Monk Guan!

Good. Now, any questions?

Have you lost your mind?

What did I say about questions?

- Drop and give me 20!

- Yeah. One-one, one-two..

I can't hear you!

One-one, one-two, one-three

one-four, one-five..

Your time with Master Fung

has made you soft.

But I will make you strong!

Now, let's start with

a five-mile run before we train.

O-oh!

Oh!

'Now, to the kitchen

for your chores!'

Wudai Neptune, water!

splash

Wudai Star, wind!

whoosh

Wudai Mars, fire!

Wudai Crater, Earth!

'We don't have all day.'

When you are done,

you can wash them once more

before nightfall.

But they're already clean

enough to eat off of, see?

That sounded like a question!

147, 148..

Nose to the ground!

Now, what? One, two..

splash

clank clank clank

whoosh

clank

whoosh

Break time!

Master Monk Guan said

we're not allowed to quit

until we fall down.

Well, you're not exactly

on his good side, partner.

Yeah, well, I don't care

what he thinks.

How much worse can he make it?

'Was that a question?'

No! I mean, yes, but..

Hey, I can ask them

questions, can't I? Oops!

Since Raimundo insists

on behaving like a clown

he should have a clown's name.

He will be called Bobo.

Bobo?

You lookin' at me, Bobo?

You can always quit

and leave now!

No, you can't do that.

I got no place to go!

I do not know what to say.

But I am most sorryBobo!

He he he he!

I've never seen this side

of Master Monk Guan before.

He kind of reminds me ofme!

Spear of Guan!

Big Bang Meteorang!

clang

Arrow Sparrow!

kaboom

Yeah!

Poor Raimundo.

There must be

something we can do

to make our

little Bobo feel better.

Well, we could start

by not calling him Bobo.

whoosh

Master Monk Guan,

we need to talk.

About Rai.

We just don't think

he has been given a fair shake.

- Sir!

- I see.

And I agree.

Bobo has failed us.

Because we have failed Bobo.

When one of us fails,

we all fail.

And I do not tolerate failure!

But that is not what we meant.

Since Bobo cannot

learn on his own

I will place him under

the care of my best student

'Omi.'

Yes!

I mean, I'm pleased

to be the best.

Not for your humiliation, Bobo.

Omi will teach you everything.

How to dress, how to eat

and how to sleep.

But Bobo knows

how to dress and eat.

And when it comes to sleeping

there is no one

who sleeps longer.

You're only making things worse.

I do not see

how that is possible.

From no on, when Bobo fails

he will not be punished.

You all will be punished.

What? Why should

they be punished for me?

Another question?

Drop and give me 50.

Come on.

One-one, one-two, one-three--

No! Stop it!

You don't have to worry

about me messing up anymore

because I quit!

Oh!I almost feel

pity for the poor boy.

Well, almost.

'My poor, dear boy!'

'There's no excuse for

how you've been treated..'

bullied and humiliated.

Have you been spying on me?

I've been watching over.

Sort of like a guardian angel.

That's creepy.

Your friends did nothing

when you needed them the most.

I don't need anyone.

Everyone needs a friend.

And I'd like to be yours.

I'm not that desperate.

Anywaywhat could you do?

I can help you get

what you want most..

evil.

Yeah!

I would like that.

Boy, you may still have

a dark future ahead of you.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, man!

Raimundo, what's going on?

Oh! That's what.

- Out of my way, gecko.

- Gecko?

Bobo, put down the Shen Gong Wu

and return to your room at once.

Hey, you're not my boss

anymore, Guano man.

This cannot be happening.

Our Bobo is turning

to the dark sideagain.

The name is Raimundo

not Bobo.

I cannot allow you

to do this to yourself.

Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill

are you doin'?

whoosh

We're your friends!

Yeah, yeah!

whoosh whoosh whoosh

I got all the friends

I need right here.

Come, my boy! Let's celebrate

our new partnership.

- Whoa!

- Shimo Staff!

Hi-yah!

Raimundo, gather the Wu

while the Blind Swordsman

entertains our friends.

whoosh whoosh

boom

Big Bang Meteorang!

clang

Arrow Sparrow!

pew pew

splat splat

crash

Raimundo, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown.

You're on, my Fancy Feet

against your..

what do you have left?

One second, please.

Aahh!

chomp chomp

The Gills ofHamachi.

The game will be

called Xiaolin Sparring.

Last monk standing wins.

With only

the Gills of Hamachi..

Omi doesn't stand a chance.

Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!

Time to do what I do best.

Kick round butt.

I would not count my butts

before they hatch.

Gong Yi Tan Pai!

splat

Fancy Feet!

Fancy Feet!

Fancy Feet!

Fancy Feet!

splash

Fancy Feet!

Poor little Omi's

gettin' kicked around

like a pigskin

at a football game.

Nothing I enjoy more,

than a one-sided battle.

Omi, I know you can win.

I have trained you.

Remember, the fate of the world

'lies in your hands.'

Wudai Neptune, water!

Whoa!

Gills of Hamachi!

splash

Wudai Star, wind!

crash

Poor little guy's

like a fish out of water.

Perhaps you would like

to increase our wager?

In the middle of a showdown?

Okay, we got an official

time-out here.

According to the rule book

that changes like the seasons

one side can go all in

by calling

a Shen Yi Bu all in.

Wow, pretty high stakes.

I will wager

all of our Shen Gong Wu

against the ones you stole.

And the treasure

of the Blind Swordsman.

Not sure..

if that is..

..a wise wager.

I reckon there may be

some wisdom to those words.

I accept your wager.

Your misguided faith

in the cheeseball is touchin'.

End it nowbut make it sting.

Oh, I'll make it sting alright.

Looks like you win.

N-o-o-o!

I was cheated, cheated!

- Way to go, Omi.

- Whoo-wee, yeah!

How did you do it?

I have no idea.

I was cheated, cheated, cheated.

According to the rule book,

it's legal.

In technical terms, it's called

a Xiaolin Showdown Dive.

I assure you,

you have not heard the last

of Hannibal Roy Bean.

Especially you, Raimundo.

Buzz off, Bean breath.

Phoo!

You did well, Raimundo.

As I had expected you would do.

You mean, this thing

between you and Raimundo

was all an act?

Just a little con that me

and the Guan meister worked up.

Well, how come you left

us out in the cold?

I knew Bean would be watching.

If I said anything,

he would've known.

So all along Raimundo

was the one to be chosen?

And notme?

Omi, you have many talents.

But I needed someone

with special skills.

Someone dark, ruthless

shady, rebellious.

Hey, thanks a lot.

I'm just glad to do my part.

Well, looks like

we're gonna need more bandages

or you're gonna need

a smaller head.

Sorry about the butt-kicking.

But I had to make it look good.

I understand.

You did it for a good cause.

And I hope one day,

I can return the favor.

'Raimundo..'

for a job well done

I want you to have this.

Wow, no way!

The Spear of Guan.

swish swish swish

I do not understand.

You gave me

the Spear of Guan.

Well, it's not exactly

the only one I have.

They're numbered.

Three hundred eighty-four

is one of my favorites.

Yah, hah, wah, woo!

'Three eighty-four, baby!'