03x05 - Treasure of the Blind Swordsman

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

You are to begin a new quest

and follow this map

to the Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman.

Looks more like

half a map to me.

The rest will reveal itself

along the way

as will your new Wudai Weapons.

Always wanted

my very own Wudai Weapon.

Omi!

Upon completing your journey

you will learn

how to use your weapon.

But remember,

you will not pick it

rather it will pick you.

I am most certain

I will be the first pick.

I usually am.

crack

stomp

- 'Wait!'

- Eew!

I'm so over this!

Whoa, this place is rank!

Smells like wet coyote.

Yep, ain't it somethin'?

How's it going back there,

Little Mary?

I think I swallowed a bug!

Or a bird.

The first Wudai Weapon

will be found

at Rattlesnake Ridge.

Sounds like a nice,

friendly place.

You know what's good

about being a disembodied head?

No saddle sores.

I'm surprised Chase

even let you come along.

Chase doesn't tell me

what to do.

A-anyway, he thinks

I went to a sleepover

with some evil friends.

Come on, we gotta

keep moving if we're

gonna get to the treasure first.

Right, evil posse?

A boy and his toys,

how amusing.

No reason to take a risk

when you have a fool

who'll gladly do it for you.

crackle crackle crackle

plop

slurp

Dojo-licious. He-he. Soup's on.

Whoo-whee!

Those are my favorite words.

I call it,

Dojo's Little Brown Surprise.

splat

I believe we may have found

Rattlesnake Ridge.

'Wudai Weapon at 10 o'clock!'

Yes!

My Wudai Weapon has chosen me!

gulp

Days like this,

I'm glad I don't have feet.

woosh

screech

'Come to papa.'

Looks like we've got a winner.

Crouching Cougar!

Shen Gong Wu Pai!

Sorry, Omi. Maybe next time.

'Well, dudes,

the next Wudai Weapon's'

supposed to be here, at--

The Last Breath Cantina.

Kinda takes your breath away.

slam

Catchy little tune.

Look over there!

My Wudai Weapon

is calling for me!

If you're looking

for trouble, cowpoke

you sure enough found it.

Step aside,

and I will spare you

the humiliation of defeat.

Looks like I'm gonna have to

teach y'all some manners.

Yuck! Ancient spit!

clang

whack

Sorry, Omi.

'Next stop, Cactus Creek.'

The nearest I can tell

this is Cactus Creek..

or Cleveland.

Tough call.

Finally! My Wudai Weapon!

Easy there, partner.

Or you're gonna wind up

with more needles

than Siamese porcupine.

Come here, my Wudai Weapon.

Here, boy! Here!

Come here, boy!

Yes! It has heard me!

Looks like

we've got company.

It's time to show these weeds

who's top of the food chain.

whack

Omi, are you okay?

I have a thousand needles

in my backside!

What do you think?

Wudai Crater Earth!

Come on, Omi. Time to make hay.

My Wudai Weapon!

rattle rattle rattle

Sorry, partner,

but I-I think it's sweet on me.

All aboard!

Next stop, anywhere but here!

I'd say they can't be more than

a half-day's ride ahead.

Dojo, you don't look too good.

It's Dojo's Little

Brown Surprise.

I feel it backing up on me.

I think we've found

your Wudai Weapon.

No! This cannot be!

My Wudai Weapon

is a pitiful stick!

And guarded bynothing.

I am sorry.

I-I did not mean

to hurt your feelings.

crack crack crack

splash

Where are we?

My guess, another creepy cave.

Looks like we hit pay dirt.

The Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman!

Who dares to enter?

Yo, blind dude,

we're over here.

Hai!

We're on a quest to find

the Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman?

You must be the Xiaolin Warriors

who I've heard so much about.

And you must be

the Blind Swordsman.

No. I am the guardian

of the Treasure

protector of its magic

'keeper of all its glory.'

Um, blind and chatty.

Who said that! Who?

How about we take a look inside

your treasure chest, partner?

According to quest rules

your bravest must defeat me

in battle in five moves.

Then the chest is yours.

But I cannot fight you.

You're old and blind.

whack

And I fight dirty!

You have four moves left.

You fight very well

for not knowing where you are.

Who are you? I thought

I was fighting the cowboy!

He is standing behind you.

What? Where?

The oldest trick

in the book.

Master Fung has taught

you well, young warrior.

You have earned the right

to take a look

and behold all its glory.

creak

What up? It's empty!

Sometimes one must look closely

to find what one

is truly looking for.

I'm afraid we came

a long way for nothing.

At least we still have

our cool Wudai Weapons.

Anybody wish to trade?

I-I will do your chores.

burp

Hey guys, can we go?

I think I now know the surprise

in Dojo's Little Brown Surprise.

What about the blind old man?

We cannot just leave him here

in this cave.

What? I live in a cave?

Cave, cave, cave..

Outlaw bots, attack!

screech

Well, howdy!

Jack, you stand

no chance against

our most powerful Wudai Weapons.

Shimo Staff!

What do you do?

Uah.

Big Bang Meteorang!

crash

Blade of the Nebula!

pow

Arrow Sparrow!

boom boom boom

Oops!

Perhaps the magical weapons

need batteries.

Excellent work, Jack.

With much dumb luck

and assistance from the monks

you somehow managed to win.

And now, to count my booty.

Hey! Where's my booty?

Anybody got some antacid..

or a bucket?

Okay, eagle eye.

Where is it?

Where's the treasure?

We'll just take pops with us.

We have ways of making

blind swordsmen talk.

Evil ways!

No! You cannot take him!

Sorry, cheeseball. Just did!

Outlaw bots, saddle up!

Hey!

Hey! Who is that? Where am I?

I need to use a bathroom!

What about the treasure chest?

What? That's disgusting!

Youyou were talking to me?

Forget the chest! It's empty!

We got a train to catch.

smash

Once again Jack Spicer rocks.

Time to take

this evil on the road!

Hee-haw!

swoosh

Didn't blind dude say

something about looking close

to see what

you'relooking to see?

Yes, but I do not think

looking is one of his strengths.

But what if he was talking

like the Fung-Meister?

When you're looking

but not really looking.

Maybe if we concentrate

and picture

what we're looking for, ready?

Whoa!

You have summoned the spirit

of the Blind Swordsman

loyal to whoever possesses

the treasure chest.

So, how about showing us

how to use our new weapons?

Open your mind and trust that

'your weapon will

show you the way.'

Shimo Staff!

Hah!

Hah! Hah!

h*-hoo!

My weapon and I

are most magnificent!

Big Bang Meteorang,

do your stuff!

crumble crumble

Whoo! Well, I'll be

a three-legged centipede!

Arrow Sparrow!

sizzle sizzle sizzle

boom

Burn, baby, burn!

Blade of the Nebula!

Hah!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

I got the power

Whoo-whoo

I got the power

Come, Dojo, we must rescue

the blind old man at once!

Bad news, g*ng.

Looks like Dojo's got a dose

of whatever was in the surprise!

I'm afraid I'm grounded!

burp

Man, that just is not right!

Hey! Hey, ghostly dude.

We could really use some help.

Got any ideas?

Look to the treasure chest.

Whoa! Wow!

Whoa! Nice steeds.

What about the chest?

It'll just slow us down.

We'll grab it on the way back.

What's a four-letter word

for idiot?

- Jack.

- Perfect.

I believe this is your stop.

Outlaw bots, attack!

Big Bang Meteorang,

do your stuff!

crackle crackle crackle

Shimo Staff!

Blade of the Nebula!

whirr

bang bang bang

Arrow Sparrow!

boom

boom

Jack, grab the Wu

and let's ride!

First you have to get by me.

I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio.

Come on, let's take 'em!

No. We cannot

dishonor his challenge.

Our Thorn of Thunderbolt

and Silk Spinner

against your Mantis Flip Coin

and the Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman!

The game

is Emperor Of The Train.

Last man standing wins.

toot

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

swoosh

Gong Yi Tan Pai!

Thorn of Thunderbolt!

crackle crackle crackle

Silk Spinner!

No way! How'd you do that?

There are other ways to see

than just with your eyes!

crackle

Perhaps you'd like

to surrender now?

Perhaps you'd like to keep your

disses to yourself, four-eyes!

- He's blind!

- Even better!

Time to double-team,

Mr. No-Eyes!!

Jack's on an evil rant now!

Thorn of Thunderbolt!

Silk Spinner!

Mantis Flip Coin!

Way to kick butt!

Especially when you

can't see butt.

I do not understand.

How can someone

without sight fight so well?

Again with the questions.

It is quite simple.

I use my mind to see

rather than my eyes.

Didn't you hear me before?

That is the secret

to the treasure chest.

The answers to all your

questions lie inside.

You just have to look.

The treasure chest!

We left it back on the trail!

You left it

back on the trail.

Now, if you'll excuse me

I really must find the bathroom.

snap

I believe

it's the other way, partner.

'The Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman is gone!'

This is all my fault

for leaving it behind.

What no good hombre

could have taken it?

I have a pretty good idea.

'With the Treasure

of the Blind Swordsman mine'

soon, the rest of the world

will follow.

Raah!