02x17 - The Return of PandaBubba

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

MmmMmmMmm..

Mmm

MmmMmmMmm

News flash, kids.

Today's forecast is clear skies

and a 70% chance that a Shen

Gong Wu will be revealed.

Not during chow time,

little dragon buddy.

Dojo is correct.

The new Shen Gong Wu

has revealed itself

somewhere in Japan.

Behold the

This most mysterious Shen

Gong Wu has the power

to render anyone into

a zombie-like state.

Dude, I would love to have

my own army of zombies!

Rrrrawwwr!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Kimiko: Tokyo, my home town!

Look! Over there!

It's the tohomiko

electronic skyscraper.

Tohomiko

That sounds most

familiar to my ears.

Hello? That's my last name!

Oh. I never thought of

you with a last name.

And that's my papa's building.

Your daddy is toshiro tohomiko,

the video game tycoon?!

Yeah.

I can't wait to introduce

you all to him.

He's super cool.

And super rich!

Did I ever tell you that

you are my favorite monk?

I thought I was your favorite.

There's Jack and Wuya.

I thought I smelled

something fishy.

Oh, yes! Look at

that samurai statue.

It's holding a Zing Zom-Bone.

Thanks for the 411 on

the Wu, round one.

Now meet my crew.

Koibots, attack!

UnhHyah!

Tornado strike! Water!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Ha! Hyah! Huh! Hyah! Ha!

Seismic kick. Hyah!

Lights out, stink box!

Judallet flip! Fire!

My koibots have beenFilleted!

Raimundo: The Zing Zom-Bone!

Hurry!

Wha? Huh? What?

Most curious.

It was here a minute ago.

Nice going, evil boy genius.

You and your lame fishbots

cost us yet another

Shen Gong Wu!

You'll never

understand us artists.

We need to suffer for our art.

Recorded voice. Welcome

to tohomiko electronics.

The scanning process will begin.

Aah! Unh!

Hey!

Hyah! Mhyah! Huh! Unh!

Hyah! Hyah!

Until we meet in battle again.

Papa?

Kimiko!

Konnichiwa.

Welcome home.

These must be the famous

Xiaolin warriors.

Kimiko has told

me all about you.

It is a great honor

to finally meet in person.

Hello? Dragon here!

You must be Dojo San.

You are much smaller

than I expected.

I could say the same.

What a most funny

dragon you are.

Most exciting gadget you have.

Mr. tohomiko.

Thank you.

We are the biggest toy

and video game makers

in all of Asia.

Papa's always been

a kid at heart.

When I was little,

he got me every

electronic toy out there.

I had to beg him

to buy me clothes.

You didn't wear any clothes?

This cowpoke sure would love

to get a look-see at

your factory, sir.

You mean a tour.

Fine. Now, where is this

cowpoke you speak of?

This is our latest product--

the u-bot.

It is a small,

personalized robot

that takes on the personality

and physical form of its owner.

Cool! Cool! How 'bout that!

It also has a

built-in video camera

that records everything.

That's great.

But can it dance?

Whoo, whoo, whoo.

I'm not sure.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

You got me again, funny dragon.

Greetings. I am Omi,

the greatest Xiaolin

warrior ever!

Omi is the greatest

Xiaolin warrior ever.

Ooh, I am most impressed

with your superior

robot intellect.

And I of yours.

It is so nice to finally

have a conversation

with someone so intelligent.

I could not agree with you more!

Oh, Mr. tohomiko, please,

is it possible to keep

my very intelligent new friend?

Of course you can

keep him, Omi San.

Yeah! In fact

I have u-bots for all of you.

Hello, handsome.

You must be Dojo.

Well, I'm not one to brag,

but yes, I am.

I do all the flying around here.

I know, I hear amongst dragons

you are top g*n.

Papa, what's in the boxes?

It is our greatest venture yet.

We're so backed up on orders

I even had to bring in a

new business partner.

That face looks kinda familiar.

Now, which of you

hungry warriors

wants a delicious soba snack?

Ahh, snack! I do!

The most beautiful

word in any language.

Omi: Huh? Aah!

Omibot, where are you going?!

Oh.

Aha!

Don't you ever run

off like that again!

Oh, I cannot stay mad at you.

That was a close call.

Pandabubba!

Well, Mr. Pandabubba,

here's the Zing Zom-Bone

that you wanted.

Now, where are my new

state-of-the-art robots

that you promised me?

Just like we agreed

upon, Spicer.

Ah! Ah!

They're

They're beautiful!

Jack! Hmm?

Did you just trade Shen Gong Wu

for worthless robots?!

Again?!

Nag, nag, nag!

Why couldn't I get a ghost

without an opinion?!

So, Spicer,

from one evil

supergenius to another,

how did you get that Wu?

Funny you should ask, p.B.

Spicer: It was quite simple.

I disguised one of my robots

as a ninja,

and while everyone was fighting,

he snagged the Wu

and quietly disappeared

unnoticed.

Even clown face here

didn't suspect a thing.

Nice work.

When we first met,

i took you for

an incompetent boob.

Well, I do my best.

So now that you've

got the zom-bone,

what's next? Something

evil, I hope.

Of course.

You see, zombie

workers are very good

at following orders.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Aah! Eeee

Uhh unh!

You, steal me some

circuit boards

for my video games.

You, work twice as fast!

You, give me your watch!

And you, get me a tall

half-caf moccachino,

light on the foam!

Rrrrr with a work

force of sl*ve labor,

I will soon control the

entire electronic market!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Ha ha ha ha.

Omi: Kimiko, I am

only telling you

what my own 2 eyes told me!

Kimiko: I don't believe it.

My papa's a good guy!

Ok, maybe a little goofy,

but he would never deal

with an evildoer

like Pandabubba.

Kimikobot: That's

so not like papa.

Perhaps, then, it

was just someone

who looked exactly

like your papa I saw.

Oh, I am so relieved!

We'll sneak inside and

find out what's going on.

Look! People are looting stores!

Raimundo: And they're all

heading for the same place.

Tohomiko electronics!

Rrrrr

Unh!

I have a plan.

These workers

appear most focused

on their work!

And their eyes--

they have that same

"nobody is home" look

as Raimundo does when

he does his chores.

Raimundo: Yeah,

wellYou're short!

And you have a big head!

Omi: Hey!

Pandabubba, stop this!

These workers are

my loyal employees.

No. They're now my

loyal employees!

You, zombie,

get on all 4s!

Roll over.

Play dead.

Ah, if only I could

get Jack to do that.

You lied to me about

who you were.

If I had known you were

the infamous Pandabubba,

I never would have let

you into my company!

Your company?!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nice laugh, p.B.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Oh

Now, where's my coffee drink?

Uhh

Kimiko: We have to

find my father.

Something very strange

is happening here.

Papa

What's going on?

What are you doing working

with Pandabubba?!

You must all leave at once.

You are no longer welcome here.

I've never seen you

act like this.

Are you ok?

I must get back to work.

Papa! Go!

I'm not leaving without

an explanation!

I want you all out of here now!

Go!

Kimiko, there is

much evil at work

in your papa's company,

but I believe it is not

your papa who is evil.

Omibot, where have you been?!

I've got something that

will knock your shoes off.

I think you mean knock

your socks off.

That, too.

Mr. tohomiko: You lied to

me about who you were.

If I had known you were

the infamous Pandabubba,

I never would have let

you into my company!

Pandabubba: Your company?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Zing Zom-Bone!

He turned your old man

and all of the workers

into zombies.

Come on, guys,

I think it's time to go kick

some Pandabubba butt!

Zombies are the coolest!

You think I could borrow

that Wu sometime?

Of course.

Not!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh.

That Wu should've been mine.

Chill, Wuya.

With my new highly

advanced robots,

I can capture all of

the Wu out there.

Mmm

I love that new-robot smell.

Mr. tohomiko,

at last you have

proven yourself

Useless!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahem! Ahem!

Kimiko: Pandabubba

You've messed with

the wrong monks.

Zombies, attack!

Dragon formation!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Hyah!

Unh! Hyah! Ah!

Seismic kick!

Careful, partners.

The zombies are just

innocent people

Who happen to be zombies.

No Wu for you!

Jackbots, attack!

Aah!

Let's hope they fight better

than your lousy fishbots!

You're sucking all

the fun out of this.

Hyah! Unh!

Those are my old koibots

Just reskinned with new teeth.

I've been ripped off!

Double-crossed again

by Pandabubba!

Unh!

Rrrr rrrrr

Shroud of Shadows!

Where'd he go?

I've got a pretty good idea.

Unh! Unh! Hyah!

Pandabubba, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown!

All right.

But we'll have to hurry.

Your father's giving

me a foot massage

in an hour.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My Silk Spitter against

your Shroud of Shadows.

The game is goo zombies!

High score wins.

Let's go let's go

a Xiaolin Showdown!

A Xiaolin Showdown!

Goo zombies 4?

I never finished 3!

HaKid stuff!

Let's go.

Gong yi tan pai! Gong yi tan pai

somebody press start already!

Rrrr rrrr

You should have kept your cap.

Shroud of Shadows!

How is she doing?

Pretty good so far.

But that bubba is

turnin' out points

faster than a henhouse

turnin' out eggs.

Silk Spitter!

Uhh! Uhh!

Ach!

Here we go--

level 2.

Gonna cheat as

usual, Pandabubba?

Don't have to.

Should have kept your cap!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Silk Spitter!

Rrrr rrrr

Uhh!

Unh!

Uhh!

Unh!

It's time to kick some goo butt!

UhhUnh!

Now, now, Kimiko,

you know the bad guy

should always have

an unfair advantage.

Shroud of Shadows!

Huh?

Talk to me. How's she doing?

Omibot: Don't ask.

Unh!

Uhh!

Hyah!

Raimundo: This is it.

Last level.

Unh! Aah! Uhh! Unh!

Whoo-ee! Yeah!

You won't be needing this.

You'll never beat

the creature now.

Your health bar is too low,

and I'm glad.

Glad, I say!

Do you hear me?!

Glad!

Shroud of Shadows!

Silk Spitter!

Unh!

They're power-ups! Take 'em!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Time for the end game.

Silk Spitter!

Well done!

Zing Zom-Bone!

Kimiko

What's going on?

Why am I wearing an apron?

It's a long story, papa.

Welcome back.

Spicer: Aah!

Not so fast.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Aah!

Arrrrr

Arrr

Zombie, huh?

It can only be an improvement.

My darling Kimiko,

you have made this

papa most proud.

Kimiko: I'm just glad

things are back to normal.

And I hop you'll pick

your business partners

more wisely.

Thank you so much,

brave warriors.

I owe you my eternal gratitude.

And to show my appreciation,

I am giving each of the bots

a free upgrade.

But my omibot doesn't

need an upgrade.

He's already perfect.

No, you are the perfect one.

Perhaps we are both right.