02x16 - The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

I ask for knife

throwing lessons,

mom sends me figure skating.

You never know when it

will come in handy.

Now I feel kind of bad for making

a robot out of her juicer.

That Spicer kid

sure has nice form.

Whoo! Lookie there!

Triple sow cow!

What? Cowboys can't

like figure skatin'?

Come on, homie!

Just because you're built

like a hockey puck

doesn't mean you have

to skate like one.

Jack Spicer, your fancy spinning

may impress the crowd,

but it will not win you

the Gills of Hamachi.

But this will, ice ball.

Jet bootsu!

Whoa! Unh!

The Gills of Hamachi are ours!

Oh

Unh!

Orb of Tornami! Water!

Huh?

Aah!

Dang you, Omi! Dang you!

You're the man!

Your useless prancing

cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu!

I'm and artiste.

I communicate with my feet.

If I had feet, I'd

communicate all over you.

The Gill of Hamachi.

We will be able to

breathe underwater.

Hello?

Clay: What is that?

It's a girl.

Someone should jump

in to save her.

Ooh!

Someone with a lot of body fat.

Hey!

Easy. Let's get you out

of that popsicle pinata.

Unh!

Whoa!

Down where I come from,

girls don't have fins.

A real mermaid.

Been a while since I've

seen one of these.

My name is Dyriis.

And you, you risked this

freezing Water to rescue me?

Well, you know they say

I'm kind of a rebel.

Dyriis!

Oh, no!

Unh!

Glove of Jisaku!

No! They're expl*sive!

Ju-ju-flytrap!

Aah!

Sword of the Storm!

Aah!

Unh! Aah!

What be this?

It be Jack. Jack the impressed.

Let's chat.

Who was that unattractive

and truly frightening man?

His name is Klofange.

He's been chasing me for

as long as I can remember.

Dyriis: The last time we met,

he had me cornered

There was no way i

thought I'd survive.

But then

Aah! Aah!

Dyriis: The avalanche

trapped us, frozen in time,

till you saved me.

But why is he chasing you?

There are other

mermaids in the sea.

Actually, there aren't.

I'm the last one.

That ugly, no-good snake,

huntin' down a--heh heh--

lady like yourself.

Almost makes Jack

Spicer look decent.

Not everyone is such

a true gentleman.

Heh

Well, just slip yourself

aboard the old Dojo express

and we'll get you out of here.

Oh, thank you, but I can't.

I have to stay

submerged in Water.

It's a mermaid thing. Heh.

Ooh!

I am having the most

brilliant idea!

Don't worry.

He brushes every day.

Here, you can use the Orb of

tonami to keep you moist.

Cute and smart.

Is there anything you can't do?

Mm-mmm.

Ahh

What does that one do?

You'll see soon enough

If you don't leave me be!

He takes nothing from nobody--

just like me.

I'm thinking team-up.

You just know we're gonna

bag a ton of Shen Gong--

hear me once.

Don't have no wants

for Shen Gong Wu.

I want only the mermaid.

I think I know where

To find her.

Ooh

OhKimiko.

I just want you to know,

unlike some warriors,

I don't totally love it

around a pretty face.

Of course not.

There's a word for

people like that--

boys.

But you already know that.

You're much prettier than I am.

No.

You think so?

Absolutely.

It doesn't take a genius to

get boys to do what you want.

Want to give it a try?

Kimiko: Omi!

Huh?

What is it, Kimiko?

It's my turn to empty

Dojo's litter box.

Could you do that for me?

But should you not be

doing your own chores?

MmmMy arms are so tired,

and yours are so strong.

OhYes

If you--uh

I could--uh, I will

clean it at once!

That was easy.

You did good, Jack.

He knows my name!

I will rid the world

of the mermaid,

and anyone fool enough

to stand in my way!

Raimundo? Kimiko?

Omi? Clay?

I was going to see if Dyriis

needed more Water in her tub.

I'll take care of that.

I'm taking her a couple

of sponges anyway.

I thought the little lady

could use a late

night fish snack.

Is anyone else feeling

the weirdness here?

Oh, tell me he was

watching that!

Focus, Jack.

Worry about your

special friend later!

Jackbots, attack!

A head-on attack?

That's not Jack's style.

Something here smells funnier

than beans night

at a skunk diner.

Look!

I must save her!

I've gotta save her!

I'm gonna save her!

Fine.

I'll take the robots.

Yay!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Help me! I'm melting!

Maybe I should have taken out

that Fire policy on my jackbots.

I will be the rescuer!

Yeah? You and what army?

Hey, I'm the hero!

Prepare to suffer

a humiliating

Defeat.

Hold on, Dyriis! I'll save you!

Whoa!

Not! Can't let you hurt

the lady, partner--

ooh!

Seismic kick!

Huh?

The mermaid be gone!

But how is that possible?

How could she travel

out of Water?

There be your lady.

A monster.

Perhaps the most dangerous

this world's ever seen.

Whoa! Well, rewind!

If she's a monster,

that means you're a--

a good guy?

But i--you--

need alone time.

Yes, I hunts her

like she says

But it's to keep her from

destroying the lot of us.

She aims to flood the planet,

ruling it from under sea.

That mermaid beauty's

fooled many a good man.

But when she leaves the Water,

her true form be revealed.

'Tis something no man should have

to see twice in one lifetime.

You were lucky.

We've been robbed!

Looks like she

bagged 3 of our Wu.

The tunnel armadillo,

Golden Tiger Claws,

and Fist of Tebigong.

How did she know

about the vault?

Um, I may have

mentioned it to her,

but she said she never

saw one before.

But wasn't a monk

there guarding it?

She, uh, kind of

got me to convince

one of the boys to hand

scrub all the bathrooms.

She had me fill the

armadillo with seawater.

I figured it was

just a rebel prank.

Now it all makes sense.

Dyriis wanted to know

which Shen Gong Wu

would have the power to

create giant volcanoes

to melt the polar ice

caps and flood the world.

I assumed it was idol chat chit.

HmmYou sure you lot

are the good guys?

But she would still have

to drill close enough

to the Earth's core to

set off an earthquake.

No one could withstand the heat.

Ahem. Uh, did I mention that a new

Shen Gong Wu just revealed itself?

The Black Beetle.

It coats its owner in a heat

resistant black body armor

Like a beetle's shell.

And I kinda sorta told

Dyriis where to find it.

It just came up.

Unh! Aah!

Just tell me where

the beast went,

and I'll--

you must allow us

to make up for our foolishness.

We will hunt the

mermonster together!

Last stop, artic ocean!

Home of the Black Beetle.

AhAh and the common cold.

Choo!

So where is it?

The Wu is less than

a mile that-a-way.

Remember, our foe

is very slippery,

and very evil,

and very, very pretty.

Omi?

Gills of Hamachi!

Dyriis: Omi!

The Black Beetle!

Dyriis: Omi!

Huh?

I hope you didn't believe all the

terrible things that man said about me.

I--you--so pretty.

No, I did not believe.

Too bad!

Huh? No! Huh?

You don't belong

in my world, Omi.

Time to say good-bye.

Unh!

I warn you!

I can hold my breath

a very long time!

Except when I'm talking!

Did you get the Black Beetle?

Does it look like I got

the Black Beetle?!

No, it looks like you lost

the Gills of Hamachi.

I will not be

defeated by a fish!

Even a very pretty fish.

I mark her off your starboard.

That's your right. All: Huh?

Raimundo: She's heading

for the armadillo!

Guess who's back

on the right side.

And by that, I mean

the wrong side.

Uh

I'm with the evil mermaid.

Jack, she's a monster!

She's trying to flood the Earth!

So? She's quirky.

Sharkbots, attack!

Those things are ornerier than

a possum on possum pie day.

Forget Jack Spicer.

We must stop the mermaid!

Aah!

Let me out of this machine!

She'll be gettin'

away from you again!

No, my friend.

The mermaid is loose

because of me.

And besides, she has

something of mine,

and I would very

much like it back!

Serpent's Tail!

Gills of Hamachi!

I've got an idea.

Glove of Jisaku!

Raimundo: Yeah, a bad idea.

They're headin' for us!

Reversin' mirror!

Aah!

Do something!

Aah!

Your evil flood plan

will be unclogged!

Hyah!

Ow!

Omi, how could you be so mean?

Oh

I'm a most sorry.

I--

I can't believe you

keep falling for that.

Huh? Huh?

It is time to separate

the men from the fish.

Omi: Great ghost of daji!

Oh

Where are the Shen Gong Wu?

The Black Beetle!

Back away! It's mine!

No! It is a Xiaolin Showdown!

I'll wager my Fist of Tebigong

against your Gills of Hamachi.

The game is steal the Wu.

Whoever takes the

other's Wu first wins.

And we play it on dry land.

You fool! You can't let

her out of the Water!

When on dry land, she turns

to her true monstrous form!

How bad could she be?

Oh, that bad.

Huh. Let's go.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Gong yi tan pi!

Aah!

Unh!

Aah!

Gills of Hamachi!

Why didn't she grab the gills

when she had the chance?

She's a predator,

likes to play with

her food first.

You've gone and

doomed us all, boy!

Water!

Aah!

Hyah!

Unh!

Aah!

Mmwah!

Clay: Nice going, slick.

Yes!

Girls are very easy to fool.

Uh

Oh, I mean, pretty girls.

Uh, pretty mermaid girls?

You'd have made a

fine beast hunter.

And you are noble

Xiaolin dragon.

Perhaps we could--

avast, ye beast!

Now you've got business

to settle with Klofange!

No!

You know how it must end

for me and the beast.

Aah!

Farewell, brave warrior.

Stranded on the ocean

Alone!

How long before I start

talking to people

who aren't really there?

Aah!

It's happening!

Huh?

Kimiko: Hey, Jack, need a lift?

Oh, Kimiko, thank you,

thank you, thank--

she didn't say you

could ride with us.

Ouch! Ooh! Oh!

Aah! Oh! Oh!

Please! Aah!

Aah!