02x06 - Sizing Up Omi

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Can't you go any faster?

Maybe you'd like to take over

while I sit on your back.

We just don't wanna miss

finding this new Shen Gong Wu,

the Wings of Tinabi.

Dojo: It lets you

fly like an eagle,

leaving a cool

rainbow vapor trail.

Ooh, I must possess

the Wings of Tinabi.

I want to fly like an eagle!

Yaah!

Aah!

Whoa. Easy there, pardner,

or you'll go down

like a rack of ribs.

Aah!

hmm, hmm, hmm

ah, good, cyclops.

We almost have the Shen Gong Wu.

Look at him.

No depth perception.

Why waste your time on these

lame, old-school monsters?

I happen to prefer the old ways.

There is much to be

said for tradition.

Aah!

Yeah, like it's

totally obsolete.

Here we are,

but it looks like

we've got company.

Hmm?

Har har har!

Heh heh heh.

Give it here before you get

any more slobber on it.

Cyclops, rid us of those pests!

If you accept defeat now,

you will save yourself

further embarrassment.

Rrr

Wanh!

Hah, hunh, hunh! Hie!

Hyah, unh!

Aah! Unh!

Rrahh!

Huh?

Who-o-a!

Aah!

Haa!

Unh!

Bad idea.

Huh? Aah!

Aah!

Rrahh!

You'd better get ready

for a good old-fashioned

butt-kickin'.

All: Dragon X Kumei Formation!

Rrahh!

All: Whoa-oa!

Excellent, cyclops. Use

the Wings of Tinabi.

We have evil to spread.

Har har har!

Wuya! Wait!

Wait for me!

Whew. I thought my

cousin buford was big.

I'd hate to see what that fella

puts away for breakfast.

Omi: We will have

to stand together

to defeat the evil one-eyed one.

You're a tough little

guy, Omi, but face it,

the cyclops isn't exactly

in your weight class.

That's right. If he

was much bigger,

he'd be his own country.

We may never win

another showdown.

That dude is unstoppable.

If only I was big, I, too,

would be unstoppable!

Ah, but strength is not

determined by one's size.

Rather, by the size

of one's strength.

Whoa!

You, uh, really think

you're gonna stretch

your way to being bigger?

As the grass grows

towards the sun.

Ohh!

I weigh one pound less!

Here, try a protein shake.

Maybe it'll help.

Thank you, Clay. I have

already gained 3 pounds!

Uh, maybe I should hold the jug?

Oh, no! So fast!

It is one step forward

and 2 steps back.

Perhaps the secret

lies within the food.

I shall eat until I am big!

You know, we got a

sayin' down in Texas:

You can't put a 20-gallon

head in a 10-gallon hat.

Yeah. You just made that up.

Hey, here's an idea! Watch this!

Changing Chopsticks!

Now you can eat every last bite.

Raimundo, that is the answer.

I will grow bigger backwards!

You got me on that one.

Clay, may I please borrow

the Reversing Mirror?

Raimundo, may I please borrow

the Changing Chopsticks?

Where are you goin'

with this, Omi?

Changing Chopsticks!

Reversing Mirror!

Now there is nothing

I cannot accomplish!

Except perhaps explaining

to Master Fung

about the temple ceiling.

Hah!

Ha--uhh! Oof!

Ohh!

Bleah!

Everybody, hot off the wire!

A new Shen Gong Wu

has revealed itself.

The Glove of Jisaku.

Whoever holds it

attracts other objects,

sort of like a mystical,

magnetic, uh,

uh, uh, whatever.

Ooh, I have been

awaiting this moment

since I was so big.

Yeah, like 2 minutes ago.

All: No! Don't do it!

Too big! Too big!

Can't fly

Or breathe!

Guess you'll have to hoof it.

Just be careful not

to step on anybody.

Here, take my GPS.

It's programmed to track Dojo.

That's why we had

that chip installed.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Rrahh!

Gong Yi Tampai!

Rrahh!

Seismic kick

Earth!

Rrahh!

Come on, Clay! Hold on!

Kimiko: You can beat him!

Reversing Mirror!

Whoa!

Clay!

Ohh.

Omi: What has happened?

I got my hat handed

to me, that's what.

The cyclops is

still unstoppable,

and now because of me

we have lost 2 Shen Gong Wu.

Don't be so down

on yourself, Omi.

I'm the one who

blew the showdown.

Yes, but only because I was not

there to fight your battle.

It is I to blame for your

most humiliating defeat.

Uh-huh.

Excuse me while I

crawl under a rock.

Since you clearly cannot

get along without me,

I will return to regular size.

Changing Chopsticks!

Huh. I do not remember my fellow

warriors being quite so big.

Yeah. Maybe you ought to give

that bronco another ride.

Changing Chopsticks!

Changing Chopsticks!

Changing Chopsticks!

Maybe you should stop

while there's something left.

Raimundo: You know, you

used the Reversing Mirror

and the Changing Chopsticks

to get into this.

I'll bet you need 'em

both to get out.

I'm afraid 'cause of me

we're shy one Reversing Mirror.

I have much thinking to do.

Can you carry me to the temple?

If I walk, I fear it

will take many months.

Most certainly a walk

in the fresh night air

will empty my head of thoughts.

I have traveled

this path before,

but none of it looks familiar.

Aah!

Perhaps my head is

emptied enough.

Waah! Uhh!

Hunh!

Yaah!

Unh!

I warn you, large mantis,

you will be shown no mercy.

Leopard strike!

Hah, hunh, hah, hah!

Whoa!

Whoa-oa-oa!

Yaah!

Unh!

This does not appear

to be my day.

Unh! IAmGlued!

Aah!

Omi, what you doin'

out here all alone?

Taking a most restful

walk in the garden?

We thought maybe this

would make you feel safe

until you're back to normal.

Safe! Just because I am small

does not mean I am

no longer brave.

Aah! Look out!

It's an enormous beast!

Oh, that's just a worm.

I meant to clean the

birdhouse out first.

We just don't want

you to get eaten up

by a stray cat or something.

It's only temporary.

Perhaps not.

To normal within a day,

I will forever remain small.

All we gotta do is sneak inside,

find the Reversing Mirror,

and take on a creature

1,000 times our size.

In other words,

same old, same old.

Jack: This is a sad day indeed.

An evil genius on the

verge of world domination

lowered to this.

la la la la

ah, ah, ah. You missed a spot.

Har har har!

Hey, no splashing!

Why do I have to be

the one to bathe him?

Because I have no hands

and there's no time to find

someone who's competent.

Ah--ah--

choo!

Charming.

Wuya: And don't forget

to clip his toenails.

Unh!

Maybe I should wear

protective glasses.

Something's wrong. Check it out!

At least we've got the

element of surprise.

Rrah uh-oh.

Looks like trouble.

When it rains--ohh--

it pours.

Rrahh!

The cyclops looks hungry.

What do you think he eats?

Clay: My guess?

Everything.

All: Aah! Unh!

Uhh!

Come on, guys, we can take him!

Sword of the Storm!

Grr

Aah!

Tangle Web Comb!

Aah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Yaah!

Aah!

Looks like you met

your match, big guy.

You might as well give up.

None of you are a

match for cyclops.

I got to admit. I was a

doubter at first, too.

We'll never give up,

not until we get that

Reversing Mirror.

Of course.

We all want to help your little friend Omi.

Heh heh heh.

So you'll help us?

Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

I guess we'll take that as a no.

But we might be willing

to make a trade.

What kind of trade?

The Reversing Mirror for

all your Shen Gong Wu.

Ah, brilliant, Jack!

I do have my moments.

We can't agree to that!

That's my final offer.

Either that or Omi will

remain tiny forever.

Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

Har har har!

Unh! Hah! Hunh!

Unh!

Whew.

Sorry about the ants.

I knew I left my

chocolate bar somewhere.

No. I must thank you.

Battling ferocious ants is

most valuable preparation

for return to normal

fighting size.

Oh

Yeah. About that?

We weren't able to get

the Reversing Mirror from Jack.

No! I will not allow it!

No matter what you say,

you cannot trade the shen

gong wu for my mistake!

Well, that's kind

of what we did say.

You did?

Uh, yes. I would've

done exactly the same.

I just did not think you would.

Sorry.

Hey, everybody,

according to these oddly

shaped welts on my tail,

we've got a Shen Gong Wu

just ripe for the picking.

We will leave at once.

The cyclops will be there,

and so will be the

Reversing Mirror.

It's too dangerous, Omi.

I live for danger!

I have tiger instincts!

I am still a fierce warrior!

Yaah!

Ha ha ha! It's adorable

how someone so small

can still think they're fierce.

Maybe "adorable"

is the wrong word.

You ok down there, pardner?

Oh, yes. Dojo's earwax

is most convenient.

I do wish it had a better view.

Ah! That is much better.

Better hope I don't sneeze.

No. You have very clean sinuses.

I thank you.

Ohh! When we get home,

Jack will give you a

nice foot massage.

Not if I get that

Shen Gong Wu first.

Wings of Tinabi!

Whoa!

All: Whoa!

Whoa! Take off those wings!

How do you control

these things?!

Can't stop!

Uhh!

Ah. Har har har!

No! He must not get

the Shen Gong Wu!

Hah!

Unh! Huh?

I challenge you to a

Xiaolin Showdown.

My Orb of tonami

against your Reversing Mirror.

Cyclops accepts.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I call for a shen yi bu dare.

I also want to add

The Wings of Tinabi

for the Jet bootsu.

You fool! Very well.

Cyclops accepts again.

The game is a race across

the valley of death.

Let us go Xiaolin Showdown!

Maybe we should change the

name of this showdown

to Xiaolin annihilation.

Yeah. It's like a

tiny little termite

going up against a grizzly bear.

Ahem. You know, I am

standing right here.

Wings of Tinabi!

Come on, Omi. I

know you can do it.

Ha ha--ohh!

Kimiko: Ha! The big oaf.

Can't see a thing.

Huh? Aah!

Aah!

Uh-oh!

Whoa!

I can't watch.

Me, either.

Yeah. I'm done, too.

Yaah!

Orb of tonami!

Ice!

Whoa! Who-oa!

Unh!

Aah! Unh!

All, overlapping: Yay!

All right! Yeah!

You showed 'em!

Well done, pardner!

Unh!

You did it, you fool!

Losing the Wings of Tinabi

cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu!

Oh, right, like your

trusting that one-eyed freak

had nothing to do with it.

When we get back,

how about a nice sponge bath?

Here we go.

Changing Chopsticks!

Reversing Mirror!

Ah.

It's good to be regular again.

Yet why do I still

feel so small?

Just stay the way you are, Omi.

You're perfect.

I know.

I just cannot help myself.