01x01 - Burgers for Sale/Night Phony

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

Red, tomato, salami, mayonnaise. Haha.

Very good. But if you're going to be my

sandwich maker, there's one more thing I

must teach you. A do tell. Be polite. If

you treat people with respect, they'll

keep coming back. I'm ready for a

sandwich. One sandwich, please.

Bread, meat, cheese, lettuce, trailers.

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Forget sandwiches. Have an IKA Burger

from a new fast food joint. Here's a

coupon.

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Half off 1 12%.

Pretty good deal, huh? And where is this

located? Downtown where the action is.

Once I'm finished hiring, we'll do 10

times the business. Ooh, the city.

Things are so fastpaced. So much hustle

and bustle and stop lights. You know

what? Once your patrons find out about

my tasty burgers, they'll never be back

unless they want a sandwich.

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Hey, Izzer, are you hiring? Larry and I

would love to flip some burgers and make

some milkshakes. Sure. I could use

someone with a good head on their

shoulders or whatever your head is on

the ground. I guess looks like we just

got jobs in the big city.

When I eat a hamburger, I make sure it's

anka

burger and I eat it in slow motion while

jumping away from explosions.

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Bob and Larry better get here soon.

This place is hopping. Well, then hop to

it. There's no time to waste.

Why does Bob get a clipboard? He's the

crew manager. I need you to get this

crew under control.

Daddy coming through.

I got cheese. I got cheese.

Good luck, Bob. Larry, you take the

orders. Hello. Welcome to Ika Burger. I

ordered my food 6 minutes

ago. This has face all over it. Next.

Now you try. Your priority is to be

fast. Go. Hello. Welcome to Ika Ber. May

I? Faster, Larry. Welcome to Burger. May

I faster? Welcome to Burger. May I? No

messing around. Hustle. I'm timing you.

Order. That'll be it. Um, out with it,

man. Um, hamburger. Hamburger. Money.

Next. Burger up.

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Time. I want faster. The secret to my

success will be great burgers and

lightning fast service. Hop two. You got

it, sir. Burger. Burger coming at you.

Money. Burger. Money. Burger. Money.

Burger. Burger. Burger. Let's see how

Bob's doing. Clean those trays. Go, go,

go, go, go. Coming through. I'm taking

trades. I still had a fry left.

Good. Now clean them, Jimmy. Front,

back, stack. Front, back, stack. Front,

back,

stack. Hickburger is working. Now I'll

finally get what I've always wanted.

More money than I already have. I'm off

to play golf. I'll be back later to

collect my piles of

cash. Woohoo! Everything is going great.

So, how are the burgers? Who cares? I've

never felt so rushed. I left because

they were so impolite.

Impolite? Oh, that's like the opposite

of polite. Uncool.

What? Where are all my customers?

What's your order? Oh, hi you, boss.

Where'd all my customers go? I don't

know. Home. But they should be lined up

for miles. This is a disaster. Please,

sir, may I have a little more ketchup?

What? What am I? A ketchup

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charity? Well, there goes another one.

What could be driving them away?

Mr. Iabzer, sir, I want you to know that

even though business has slowed, the

crew has not

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Hey, Bob, look at these lights shine.

Yeah. Yeah. Great. What do you think? Am

I a great manager or what? Yeah. Yeah.

Great. What am I doing wrong? Why does

Pog Grape get constant business while

I'm dead in the

water? I

know. I'll go undercover and find out P

Grapes secret.

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Welcome. Yes. Yes.

Hello. Now, let's see here. What's your

secret? Grape

grape sandwiches are so good. It's like,

what's the deli? Yo, I love a rice sense

of humor. That's no

baloney, right? Aha. There must be a

secret ingredient in the sandwiches. I

have to find out what it is.

Oh, what yummy looking sandwiches. I uh

I'll have what they're having. Thank

you. Watch out people.

Enjoy. Fast service. H I mean that's a

great trait for a business to

have. H bread, lettuce, tomatoes,

cheese. Come on. Secret ingredient. I

know you're in here. What? Car keys. Oh,

you found my keys. Oh, there's nothing.

Nothing. No secret

ingredient. Hello,

Mr. Everyone is quitting. What? I'm not

good at lightning fast service. It feels

more like lightning rude service to me.

Yeah, I'm tired of being impolite. I'm

so out of here.

I ordered them to unquit, but it didn't

work. You better think of something

fast. That's it, Grape. I need to know

the secret ingredient in these

sandwiches. Tell me. Tell me.

That was you. Please, Grape, I'll pay

anything. Gold. Silver. Gold covered in

silver. Just tell me

there is no secret ingredient.

It's over. Burger is done. Why didn't

you just ask for advice?

Okay, I asked for no pickles and there

are like 30 pickles on this thing. It's

so gritty. What does pod grape look

like? A pickle removal service. Please,

I'll handle this. Ma'am, I apologize.

We'll get you a new sandwich and

consider this meal on the house. We

really appreciate your business. Oh,

wow. Kind words, an apology. What polite

service? Not like at your burger place.

That's it, isn't it? You were polite. I

I don't know if I can do that. I guess

if it's good for business, it's good for

life. People matter to God, and they

should matter to us, too. No matter how

rushed we

are in the rush rush rush, the traffic

and the trouble, the downtown life, the

hustle and the bustle, in the hurry,

hurry, hurry, the scuttle and the furry.

Unplug the hubbub, the flurry and the

worry. Take the time to be kind. Turn

your love light on and let it shine.

Down, uptown, day or

night. Let's love our neighbor and be

polite. Hold on and listen up. In the

rush, rush rush. The traffic and the

trouble, the downtown life, the hustle

and the bustle. I'm calling all veggies

at work or play. To be polite, it's the

veggie way. Take the time to be kind.

Turn your love light on and let it

shine. Down, uptown, day or

night. You got to love your neighbor.

Got to be polite. La.

That's right. From now on, Hickburger

will have the most polite service in

town. And I'll try to do better myself.

Same here. I'm sorry, guys.

We are quit. Who wants hamburgers?

Unidentified flying.

One double double burger millionaire

style with a large drink and a side of

fries. Can I get you anything else, sir?

This looks fantastic.

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Good job

everybody. Thank you for coming to

Ikabburgger. Oh, let me get the door my

good

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man. Help me.

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Hang on, Bill. I'll save you. Yeah.

Got him. Hey, no fair.

Wow. Thanks for saving me. How did you

even get in that situation? Have you

ever wondered if the ceiling fan was

made of cheese?

No. Well, it is not.

Your jetpack helped you on that one. But

next time, I'm going to save some

veggies.

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Here. Uh. Oh. Help. Save

me. What seems to be the

problem? Save me from that terrifying

monster down

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there. All better. Yes. Thank you. Hold

on. I'm coming. You missed it. It was a

cat problem. Oh, I love cat problems.

You know, I could have saved all these

people.

I know you could. I may not have a

jetpack, but I got this awesome staff. I

can smack things, block things, uh, poke

things just out of reach.

On my way.

You two saved some citizens from

distress today? We sure did. I saved

Bacon, Bill, Madam Blueberry, Jimmy.

That's great. What about you, Night

Pony? I say Tina, the last slice of

pizza.

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She really wanted it. That's good, I

guess. Good job, both of you. Thanks,

It's not fair. I could have done

everything he did. He just beat me to it

because of his jetpack. God doesn't want

us to be jealous of each other. God made

you special. And that's what makes you

and Junior such a great team. I know. I

just wish I had something better than a

jetpack. Laura, let me tell you

something.

Dream team. Dream team. Like chocolate

chips and ice cream. With a job to do,

there's nothing like knew you'd make a

great dream team. When we toss a ball,

everyone knows takes one to catch and

one to throw. We need the moon, we need

the sun. Two invisible hands are better

than one. Dream team. Dream team. Like

mustard on a sardine. With a job to do,

there's nothing like two. You'd make a

great dream

team. Teammates have no jealousy. They

set aside all rivalry. They go together

like wool on a lamb, a hat on a head, a

glove on a hand. Dream team, dream team.

Like chocolate chips and ice cream with

a job to do. There's nothing like two.

You'd make a great dream team.

I just wanted to feel like a real

superhero.

Where is it? Where is it? I ordered it

two weeks ago. Expecting a package,

boss. Oh, I'm expecting more than a

package. I'm

expecting Cue the music. The helmet of

doom. Thank you. The ultimate super

villain device. When worn, there is

nothing you can't do. Mail's here.

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Bill, bill postcard. Cute baby animals

monthly. Why is there no package?

Oh, there it

is. Oh, those veggies have no idea what

they're in for now that I have this.

Well, that's not how it looked in the

catalog. Try it out, boss.

Um, fire laser. Fire a

laser. This is just a baseball

cap. Oh, where is my helmet of doom?

Yes, my baseball

cap. This baseball team's got some weird

uniforms. Congratulations, Mot. You are

now the owner of the one and only

Ultimate Super Gadget. Oh, I must have

gotten this by mistake. I better turn

this into Larry Boy.

But it did say it's the ultimate

gadget. Maybe I should test it before I

give it to Larry Boy.

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How does it work?

Uh, use retractable arm.

Whoa. Whoa. Put Tree back. Sorry, Tree.

Well, what else can it do? Laser blast.

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Shield do my homework. Eh, worth a shot.

Okay, even though this is a super

villain gadget, as long as I use it for

good, I'm doing the right thing, right?

Junior, your jetpack's got nothing on me

now.

This has to stop happening every

day. Uncomfortable

night pony. That's right. Like my new

gadget? Watch. Laser

blast now. Stop. Stop. Laser off. Las.

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Are you sure you got that thing under

control? Of course. I could save a whole

city with this thing. In

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fact, I think I will.

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Well,

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problem. The thing is out of control.

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Boss. Boss. Look.

My helmet of doom. To the

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[Applause]

city. Anybody know how to stop this

thing?

I do. I read the evil instructions.

Now give me the helmet.

I've been waiting two weeks for

this helmet. Calibrate.

Not so fast, Potato.

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Thanks for destroying the city, Night

Phony. Fly away.

Wait for me, boss.

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Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. But I

should have turned that helmet in when I

had the chance. This is all my fault. I

was jealous of you and this happened.

You don't need that helmet, Night Pony.

You're a great hero all on your own.

Thank you. Now, how about we show Mot

what a little teamwork can do. What

about Larry Boy? Where's he? I think

he's busy. Just got to get the knot tie.

[Music]

So, I guess it's just you and me. Well,

there's no jealousy here. We make a

pretty great team. Let's go.

Jokes on you.

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Well, thank you.

Will I never?

Well, get used to it. That's enough,

Bito.

[Music]

Well, if it isn't the gadgetless doofus

of Calibu, it's no use. With this

helmet, neither one of you has what it

takes to stop me. But together, we do.

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Shield. Oh

n I am safe in the

bar. What? No fair. She'll be gone. You

sure you thought this through? Mommy,

fly. Fly. Fly.

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This thing is the coolest.

You're all out of tricks, but my tricks

are just getting warmed up.

Laser

blast shield.

Who?

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No. Why didn't I use the chin strap?

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Say bye-bye to the helmet of doom,

potato. No, it's one of a kind.

Now it's none of a kind. No.

I couldn't have done this without you.

Right back at you.