01x07 - Bob's Collection/The Cookie Caper

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one must clean rare socks with utmost

care avoid contact with oily hands dry

on low heat then spray tenderly with

sock preserving agent and fluff enhancer

this is how one impresses and befriends

sock experts like the guy from the

saxonian museum saxonian museum it's a

museum for socks they heard about my

collection and wanted to check them out

can you believe it yes I can pretty

easily he should be here any

minute I should have had you do my

laundry I shrunk another pair of pants

what are you going to do with him I'll

just give it to my hamster like

everything else I shrink who needs

clothes

anyway huh there he

is you must be Mr tomato actually it's

pronounced tomato but please call me Bob

The Collection is right over

here oo mhm wow I've seen a lot of great

socks in my time but this is a cotton

Gold Mine we would be honored to display

your socks at the Museum really you want

me and my socks to come to the museum

Well we'd happily pay for the socks cuz

obviously the socks don't go anywhere

without me but we'll happily have you as

well

I would like to offer a job to your sock

collection I mean to

you really would I have to move away yes

but your sock collection will be

respected by every sock expert that is I

mean you will be you will be that's a

tough call but uh I'll do it excellent

here's a train ticket for Tuesday night

my associates and I will be waiting

thank you sir it is a real honor I

believe that this is the beginning of a

beautiful friendship you're going to

move away I know I'm sad about that too

but you've got plenty of other friends

and I'll have my new sock expert friends

sounds to me like he just wants to be

friends with your sock collection that's

not true I'm sorry I'm just a little sad

you're leaving and on Tuesday night of

all nights that sock puppet show night I

know but this is my dream I've wanted

this my whole life a a I'm happy for you

Bob

really socks socks I'm an expert with

socks they're puffy and they're fluffy

and I like them lots I can mold them I

can fold them even tie them in knots

socks socks with socks I rock I might

not be a movie star attracting fans from

near and far a lawyer or an architect

build a rocket or a jet there may not be

a Nobel Prize for loving socks of every

size I love those socks socks socks

socks socks I'm an expert with socks

they're puffy and they're fluffy and I

like them lcks I can mold them I can

fold them even tie them in knots socks

socks with socks I rock socks socks I'm

an expert with socks when they're dirty

I don't hide them I wash them and I dry

them I like socks a lot with socks I

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rock it's today today's the day it's

today

it's today Larry today's the day Tuesday

my big day I know you've been saying it

repeatedly all morning but before I go

I'm going to cherish one last day with

all my friends I can't wait to go to

school and teach

music have one last great puppet show

night with you guys then grab my sock

collection and my luggage and make it to

the train just in

time hey yo 15 minutes

early sounds like a pretty good day all

right I have to go to class see you

tonight

Larry

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good oh good job you guys have improv so

much I've sure loved teaching this class

we're going to miss you so much much we

got you a gift you

did since you love socks and you're our

Music Teacher we got a sock saxophone a

saxophone looks like a normal sock play

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it wow thanks

kids good

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luck h

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ah I can't leave without saying goodbye

to

petunia hey petunia whoa what's going on

hey Bob this little bird got in my shop

and I've been chasing it all day but I

think I've got it under control now be

free little birdie fly

away I can help are you sure I know

today's your big day well I don't want

to miss a chance to help a friend

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this bird is out of

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control I got

it

thanks it's trying to make a

nest B your birth calls never cease to

amaze me

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be free return to your Woodland

home looks like my work here is done oh

thank you Bob you saved the day my

pleasure bye petunia bye

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Bob hi who's doing the show tonight I

shall to be or not to be

that is the

question no no no I got this

hello

oops since it's his last time I think

Bob should do it oh wonderful suggestion

yeah Bob's the best at sock puppets I

have a little more time let's do

it sock sock who's there we live in a sh

we live in a sh that's right we do live

in a

shoe because because they're both socks

socks live in shoes where does he come

up with this stuff puppet shows by Bob

or my

favorite oh I didn't realize what time

it is I've got a train to

catch bye

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saxonian here I

come what a great day I'm sure going to

miss my friends they're the

best Hello friends ready to Sock It Up

where are your socks oh whoops I left

him at home I can go get him real quick

you better no socks no sock sonian wait

you did hire me for my knowledge right

not just for my

socks we got all the knowledge we need

right here I thought we were going to be

friends just go get the socks so we can

get out of

here

no in the Bible it says to cherish your

friends and I just had the best day with

people I cherish I like my socks but I

love my friends what you're turning down

the job of a

lifetime I'll take over the puppet show

I got a great new bit I've been honing

for a while

now hey what stinks smells like a

12 in no feet of strength no what you

walk on the

ground this goes on for another 45

minutes like it so far

Bob what are you doing here uh nothing

there was a mixup but I can do the sock

puppet night now I'm so glad Bob has

returned he is the funniest sock

Puppeteer there is hi hi want to be my

friend sure great so are we friends now

nah changed my mind oh the

end I I I can't

breathe Bob are you

okay they they didn't want me they just

wanted my socks I'm sorry guys I'll be

in my

room oh that is tragic I don't like

seeing Bob like this yeah Bob's the best

we need to do something to cheer him up

I got an idea

oh hi Mr Lunt I don't need you to take

over my class anymore oh good I

literally don't know anything about

music I'm

free what's

this the guest of honor has arrived Bob

tomato thank you for coming to the

saxonian lecture hall you guys what are

you sock Scholars of the world please

welcome our featured speaker Bob the

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Tomato you guys are

amazing give us your sock

presentation well I'm very excited to

present the single most exhilarating

sock collection in modern times

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granny what brings you here I'm giving

away large plates of fresh baked

cookies they're beautiful you're just

going to give them to us why Hebrews

13:16 says don't forget to do good and

to share with others so I'm sharing with

you I only ask that you share them with

others

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too of course thank you so much yeah

thanks a Jillian bye-bye

now so we're supposed to share them yeah

here Bob for you thanks

Larry here you have one thanks

Bob that was so good we should share

another yeah yeah let's share them

all wait where are you going I'm going

to invite our friends over so we can

share our cookies we can share with each

other you share half with me I'll share

half with you silly Bob that's not

sharing that's keeping them all for

ourselves such a

kider if Larry brings Jimmy and Jerry

which he definitely will there goes at

least two cookies then he'll definitely

invite bacon

don't mind me just an imaginary floating

piece of bacon cookies don't mind

if and of course he'll invite it Aizer

tunia up seconds I can't let them eat

all my cookies I have to hide

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them oh that's not going to work

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who wants to come over and have cookies

anyone fresh

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cookies who wants to come over and have

cookies what do we have to do math

physical labor taxes we'll do anything

you needn't do any of that my squashy

fellows these cookies are freely given

and freely shared freely shared cookies

those are my favorite kind I like

chocolate

chip yeah that might

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work

B Larry hi where is everybody oh they're

on their way I invited Jerry kaber

petunia and bacon bill there's enough

cookies for all of them right sure sure

there are hey I have an even better idea

than cookies M crackers so crunchy and

Flaky and

Hearty didn't we buy those crackers at

the 92 Cent Store four years ago didn't

you say that they were so stale that a

snapping turtle couldn't bite through

them that was then this is now all we

need is some dip to soften them up tarar

sauce our guests are

here welcome one and all to our cookie

sharing

Extravaganza

yay I need some cookies in this mouth

right now tomato Bob why not try a

cr*cker

instead these crackers are so hard they

are chew doing on my

teeth what about those cookies you

promised yeah what about cookies oh

there're must be something else to do

besides eating cookies Larry why don't

you entertain our guests you're such a

great host okay let's play Twister

amama left eyeball green right nostril

blue right eyebrow purple

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left ear area red oh none of us are that

flexible speak for yourself old money I

can't hold it any

longer I'm ready for a cookie cookies

are more of a dessert food let's start

with something healthy we've got got

some baby Dills oh look cold pizza hey

it's our lucky day we have leftover hot

dogs too pizza and hot dogs Bob are you

maybe trying to get us to eat all your

unwanted leftovers to avoid sharing your

cookies what

me I came for cookies we were promised

Cookies who's thirsty we have water

cookies toothpaste I have toothpaste

small round desserts you know I'm

beginning to think there were no cookies

all along and this was some desperate

cry for attention no there's cookies Bob

can't we get the cookies now well

cookies cookies cookies okay I will get

the cookies right after I check on my

new Bush I just

planted maybe I can just give them each

half a cookie a fourth one bite each

yeah that works that counts as sharing I

don't have to share all of them I can

just my cookies have been stolen my

cookies my

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cookies Bob why are you looking at a

plant and

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crying someone stole them the cookies

are all gone H now wait a second I don't

you know for two c come over here

somebody whoever took those cookies

needs to be found it's a criminal act do

you suggest we call the police I think

we need someone even more specialized in

solving Mysteries we need Madam

clubber Madam clubber At Your Service

describe the cookies what were they

wearing how tall were they they were

little and round and covered in

chocolate chips did they look like

this that's a fiddler

crab exactly now to find a

clue I think I'm on to something oh wait

that's not something that's nothing I

always get them

confused there I found footprints look

those are our Footprints we've been

running in circles well there's still

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Footprints excuse us coming through

investigation and

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progress case solved you found my

cookies I mean our cookies that we will

share with everyone no but I found my

binoculars

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cookie Clues cookie Clues cookie Clues

well I can't find a single clue leading

to the whereabouts of your cookies not a

single solitary crumb what about the

trail of crumbs right

there Eureka a crumb

Trail maybe we should follow that let us

follow the crumb

Trail clever villain somebody planted a

tree right over the top of our trail of

Crums wait look up there at the

birds my work here is done off to solve

my next

case great the cookies are half eaten

covered in feathers and leaves

and they smell there has to be a way to

save the cookies it's worth a

try a they're ruined how did the cookies

end up outside in the first place it

must have been a Cookie Thief yeah they

snuck in here and took our cookies and

tried to hide them out in the bushes

like buried treasure then the birds got

to them that sounds about right thanks

to them now nobody gets cookies we have

to find out who did it Bob oh it was me

Larry you're the Cookie Thief Bob I hid

them because I wanted them all for

myself even if we'd shared them we would

have gotten more than this now what do

we do I guess we could eat more of these

stale

crackers granny just making my rounds

again did you share those

cookies actually I hid them and they got

eaten by birds thanks to my not sharing

nobody got any oh I have another batch

of sharing cookies right here but will

you share this time

Bob oh yes I will will granny

woohoo remember kids God madees you

special and he loves you very

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much un forgettable they are

incredible oh broccoli veg celery veg G

in the city

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