06x21 - Haulin' n' Ballin'

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time on
Total Drama Island...

We were baking up trouble.

Campers battled each other
for ingredients,

got creative in the kitchen,

and grossed us all out.

Damien tripped,
but in a really good way.

And we even had an old friend
drop by for a bite.

In the end, Axel was eliminated

and dragged
Ripper down with her.

But we've still got more
annoying contestants

to send home, here on...

Total Drama Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
and I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dream
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

[dramatic music]
[birds chirping]

[Damian panicking]
- Oh no!

Oh no, no, no, no!

Come on, come on, come on!

[toy squeaks]

Yes! I got it!

I thought someone
took you from me.

Today, I woke up
to this letter.

"I know you have
the Immunity Idol."

I got no idea who wrote this,

but I need to find
a better hiding spot!

[enraged rabbit growls]
[Damian squeals]

[screeching eagle]
[screams]

[bear roars]

Bad bear! My idol!
Ow! Mine!

- So, this morning,
I wrote anonymous notes

to everyone in the game.

"I know you have the idol."

Doubt anyone's gullible
enough to fall for it.

But... worth a try.

- Morning, Caleb!
- Morning.

You look good today.

- Oh, thanks!

I ran my fingers through
my hair to get the knots out.

[soft chuckle]
[Caleb laughs]

- Well, it looks great.

- And I found a french fry.
So, win-win!

- Nice. Maybe I should run
my fingers through your hair

and see if we could find us
a couple of cheeseburgers.

[Priya giggles]
[Priya]: Okay!

- So, Caleb's pretending
to be into Priya

just to make an alliance.

But Priya's into Caleb for real

and doesn't know his flirting
is just an act,

and I can't tell her 'cause
it'll break her heart.

Not good, yo. Secrets
just fall out of my mouth.

But I think my brain
just figured out

a pretty good solution
to this sitch.

- There you are!

I've been looking
for you all morning!

- Hey!

Sup, girlfriend?
[nervous chuckle]

- Are you... avoiding me?

- Nnn... avoiding you?
What?

[awkward laugh]
No, no.

- So, yes. Look, I am
so over that whole--

[curious music]

...Owen thing.
It's like, whatever.

We make a sick team
and all I want is for--

What the New Jersey is he doing?

- Hey there, buddy.

You doing okay?

I'm asking 'cause
you're eating your pants.

- I know Chef's cooking is bad,
but no one wants to see you

doing challenges
in your undies.

[Zee mumbles]

[coughs]
- I need 'em in there

to stop a secret
from coming out.

It's a big one.
It could tear the camp apart.

Hah! See what I mean?

I've said too much already.

[mumbles]

- We'll have it out of him
by lunch.

- Sooner if we use
a car battery.

[muffled gasp]

[dramatic music]
[both]: Hey, Zee.

Come talk to us.

[gulp]

Let it out.

Just let it out.

[chilling music]

[music stops]

- Oh, man... These secrets
are messing with my head.

If people see me losin' it,
I'll get voted off for sure.

As long as I keep
my pants in my mouth,

everyone will think
I'm fine.

[tense music]

[muffled scream]

- Zee, there you are!

- Uh-oh.
- I need to tell you something.

- Yo, please don't.
- It's about Caleb!

- Man, I don't wanna know.

- He said he's into me too!
Isn't that amazing?

- First kiss episode!

I am so prepared!

I brushed my teeth
three times this morning!

I need our first kiss
to be perfect!

When do I close my eyes?
Once our lips are touching?

No, before that, right?
But not too early.

I don't wanna miss his face or
end up making out with his nose.

That would be gross.
[giggles]

[gasps for air]
- Stop talking.

- Do you think Caleb and I
will make it as a couple?

- Gimme those mouth pants!

- I might not know a lot
about fashion,

but I don't think mouth pants
are a real thing.

[Chris]: All campers meet me

at the clearing for
your next challenge.

Campers, welcome
to your next challenge.

But before we get into it,
I just wanna say...

[dramatic music]

Nope, don't care.

I just wanna say

you've all been tormented
a lot this season.

And... I mean it
when I say this.

It's time for a change.

[beeping]
[mechanical whirr]

[device beeps]

[grunting in pain]

There you go.
Perfect change!

- And here are some helmets

we probably should have
given you first.

[whooshing]

- The coins are connected

to your next challenge:
Human Pinball!

[Chef]: In today's challenge,

campers will have
to carry their coins

all the way up
to Pinball Mountain.

- In prehistoric times
when pinball was invented,

cave humans had to use
physical money to play games.

It was brutal.

- To gain admission
to the Pinball Zone,

you will have
to insert your coin

into the giant coin slot
at the top.

Once you have inserted
your coin,

come down to this field

where you will fling your bodies
at all manner of targets,

bumpers and themey do-dads.

Get knocked out of
the playing area

and you're eliminated
from the game.

The player with the most
points wins immunity.

[Chris]: And remember
to play safe!

[giggles]
Just kidding!

That's not a thing.

[air horn blares]

[action music]

- Bro, we can get there first!

All we gotta do is go faster
than everyone else!

- Dude, that's genius!

- Hurry it up, girl!

[laboured breathing]

- I'm... trying!

- Ready to crush it today?

- I sure am.

[flies buzzing]

[panting]
- Okay, time out.

[thud]
[exhales]

In hockey, we only play
one minute shifts at a time.

- Like true athletes.

[heavy resonating thud]

You hear that?
It's like a giant gong.

[gong-like reverberation]

[rumbling]

Uh... game plan?

[yells]: Book it!

[tense music]

[pained groan]

- Shorts, come back!

[grunts]
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[resonating thud]

- How will it end,
heads or tails?

[pained groan]
[bones cracking]

[dramatic music]
[rumbling]

[gasps]

- Don't worry, I got you!

[thud]

- You sure do.

[seductive music]

[whistling fall]

Oh! Ugh...
[bones cracking]

[kissing]

- I think the moment's gone.

- No, it isn't!

[whistling fall]
It's still good!

[double thud]

No, it's gone...

I got hit by the train
to Smoochville.

- Zee, are you okay?

Talk to me.
Tell me everything.

His pants are gone.
Now he'll have to tell me.

[squirrel squeaks]
[Zee grunts]

Hey! You spit out that squirrel
and get back here!

- I'm okay. I mean,
my brain hurts,

but my lips are fine.

Whoo! Oh!
- Here.

It'll be faster
if I carry you.

- I don't wanna slow you down!

[chuckles]
- I could carry five of you.

- Please, you can barely

handle one of... meee!

- Whoo!
First ones here!

- Yes! Who should put
their coin into the slot first?

- Flip you for it.

I call heads!

[effort]

[heavy whooshing]

- I can't look!
Tell me if I win.

- And the winner is...

Uh-oh!

Ow, my back!
Ow, my front!

Ow! Good thing
I wore a cup!

[screams]

[grunts]

[sigh of relief]

[pained groan]

[feeble yell]

[splash]

- Come on, just tell me!

Who won?

Wayne?

Wayner?

Whenever Wayne sneaks off
without saying anything,

it means he's pooping.

[woozy scream]

[groans]

- I don't know how
this'll help me in life,

but I've gotten real good
at falling down mountains.

[worrying music]

[insects chomping]

Ah! No!
No, no, no, no, no!

They're crawlin' all up
in my everything!

[squealing]: Get 'em off!

- This way! Let's go, slowpoke!
[Caleb catches breath]

- I guess this is it.

- Why does it feel like

something terrible
is about to happen?

- Yeah, Chris's face gives
everyone that feeling.

Well, here goes.

- I'm not sure about this.

- It's the way
into the challenge.

What choice have we got?

- Plus, as long
as we work together,

everything will be
just fine.

[rumbling]

[dramatic music]
[Caleb screams]

- Caleb?!
Are your lips okay?!

I'm coming after you!

[Priya screams]

Woo-hoo!
This is kind of fun!

I don't know why
Caleb sounded so upset!

[pained groan]
Now I know.

- Welcome to Human Pinball!

- Bumpin' bumpers gets you
points.

We've also added
hidden motivators

to help keep things moving.

[rabbit screams]

- That looks...
not safe.

- Relax! Rabbits are
supposed to jump.

- Not that high.

- We made it
to the challenge first!

Which means we can start
collecting points

before everyone else.

- Uh, and we also
get to start

collecting pain
before everyone else.

[muffled screams]

- Get back here, Zee!
I'm ready to listen!

- Wayne, dude!

A lot of people are passing me!

[echoing]: If you want me to
go on without you, say nothing!

Okay, cool!

That Wayne really
knows his stuff.

[water splashing]

[relieved sigh]
- There!

Now I just surf back to land!

Cowabunga!

[seagull cries]

Any second now.

Surfing is a lot
like hockey.

Surfers ride on boards,

hockey players crush
people into boards.

If you don't think about it
too hard,

they're the same sport!

[dramatic music]

- How are we only
at 50 points each?

- I don't know,
but we have to keep going.

[squirrel squeals
in terror]

- Ugh!

[exclaiming]
[Priya]: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[bumpers ringing]
[pained groans]

[score dings]

- And Priya shows 'em
how it's done!

[Julia screams]

And now Julia's
in the game!

[bumper rings]
- Ugh...

I'm not sure what
will help me more today,

winning immunity or prying
that secret out of Zee.

I guess I'll just do both.

- Ooh!
- Zee!

Control your roll, man!

You could've hurt
my girl, here!

- My girl? I need to block
my mouth with something else.

[dramatic music]

[muffled screams]

- What was that?

Does Zee have dirt
on Priya and Caleb?

If the secret he's carrying
can rip apart

the tightest alliance
in the game,

I need to know it.

[muffled screams]s

You shouldn't keep
things bottled up!

If it's about Priya and Caleb,
I probably know already!

- Ugh, fine.

The thing is--
[mechanical whirr]
[exclaiming]

- Look out for those
booby traps!

[Raj screams]

[ringing]
[Raj]: Woo-hoo-hoo-oof!

Sweet! Did I win?

- No! And where's Wayne?

- Wayne is pretty talented
around a toilet.

I'm sure he'll be
right behind me.

[snores]

[ship horn blares]

[sleepy whining]
- Five more minutes...

- Let's do this!

[bumpers ringing]
[Raj screams]

[Chris]: Wow!
Look at those scores go!

Priya and Caleb
are way in last place!

- Even though
they were here first.

- That's true, Chef.
Here first, and yet last!

How odd.

- We get it!
I hate to say this,

but we need to get in there.

- Let's do it. Together.

[seductive music]

[music stops
abruptly]

[spits]
- This is it!

It's really gonna happen.

- I'm about to kiss
the girl of my dreams.

Who smells so much
like toothpaste.

[sexy music resumes]

[birds chirping]

[whistling fall]

[Priya screams]

[bumpers ringing]

- Damien is in the game!
With no helmet.

- I had to take it off.
It was filled with ants.

I'll be fine.
[worrying music]

Ah!

[Damien screams]

- For the record,
he does not look fine.

[pained groans]
- Ugh...

Oh, wow! It's the OG power
couple from season one.

Hard to believe
they couldn't work things out.

[Raj]: Ah!
[Priya screams]

[grunting]
[bumpers ringing]

Ooh!

- Oh! Look how well
Priya is making out.

Pun intended 'cause it looks
like she's kissing Duncan.

- Yeah, yeah, we get it.

[screams]

[hubbub]

[squeals]

[grunting]

- Ugh... where am I?

- Are you ready for pain?
[evil giggle]

- Get me away from her!

[jackhammer drills]

[Chef]: Damien takes a big lead!

Was that good luck or bad?
- It can be both!

That's what makes
this show so magical.

[whirrs]

[pained groan]

- He really needed a helmet.

- Damien staggers out
with no idea where he is!

- Whoa!
[Chris]: And Damien's

out of the game! But can
anyone beat his score?

[all screaming]

[action music]

[screams]

[thud]

[bones cracking]

- Raj falls out of the game!

Damien is still
the score to beat!

[Raj]: Wayne,
it's all on you, bro...

[truck beeping]

- Eh, bub! Gotta fish delivery
here for somebody named Chef?

- Thanks for the ride!

- Real fresh this week.

[MK screams]

- MK's activated
a bonus beacon!

[bumpers beeping]
Double score! Triple score!

Quadruple score!
Quintuple score!

How did she figure
that out so fast?

- I'm a gamer.
I know games.

- That's it! That's what
the ground targets are for!

- Priya, time to ramp up
your score.

[beeping]

- Hey...

- But what about you?

- Go on. I'll guard
MK's ground target

to make sure
the lights stay purple.

- But Caleb, I--
- Just go!

I trust you'll keep me
around 'til the end.

- Ohww!

I trust you too.
[pressure plate whirrs]

[romantic music]

[screams]
- That's not what I meant
by just go!

[Priya continues screaming]
[Chris]: Quadruple score!

Quintuple score!

[score dings]

- Must get to my button.

Ow!

- No, you don't!

- Better get outta my way,
big guy.

- I'll take my chances!

[effort]
[chomps]

[screams in pain]

[screams]

[slot machine jingle]

- I can't tell if
that's good or bad.

- You've hit the Multi Ball!

- I still can't tell.
- It's good!

- When Chris says
something is good,

he means for him,
which would mean bad for me.

But Chef said it was good,

so uh, I guess
I'm about to find out.

[dramatic music]

[bumpers ringing]

[score dings]

[screams]

[score dings]

- Just tell me!

- Hey, guys,
I'm finally here!

Wayne is ready to play!

Agh!
[buzzer]

- Oh! And Wayne is out
of the game!

- That was fast.

- Well, it seems Priya's score
has gone higher than

this prehistoric
cave machine can count.

So Priya is the winner
of today's challenge!

- Yes, yes, yes!
We did it!

I still don't get this game,
but we did it!

- You did it, girl.

[romantic music swells]

- Dang!
Get it, girl!

- Yeah, that was sweet.

But it's also
how you get mono.

[shouting]: Priya!
And that is how

you do a kiss episode!
Mic drop!

[toothbrush clatters]
I just dropped my toothbrush

on the floor.
Of an outhouse.

And I don't care!
[giggles]

[romantic music resumes]

[spits]
- Stop!

I can't keep this
in my head anymore!

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Burn it to the ground, Zee,
burn it to the ground.

- Priya,
Caleb doesn't like you.

He's just pretending
so you'll help him win.

[collective gasp]

He told me himself.

- Did you really say that?

- Well, um, I...
I did, but...

I can explain!

[crying]
Priya, wait!

That came out wrong.

- Wow. That was harsh.

I almost feel sorry for her.

Almost.

- That is messed up!
Zee, you knew about this

all along and didn't say
anything?

- But don't you feel better now?
I know I do.

[chuckles]
- Yeah! Hey, maybe I'd feel

even better if I got
the other secrets out.

[collective gasp]

Yeah. Like how you once stole

feather earrings
from your grandma,

or how Raj likes to smell
other player's hockey bags,

Damien hasn't changed
his underwear all season,

MK sleeps with a stuffed
unicorn named Theodore,

Chef got calf implants.

And Chris!
One time, he--

- Okay! I think we've heard
just about enough.

[relieved sigh]

- It felt so good
to get that out.

[dramatic music]

[sniffs]
[growls]

- Wha... I...

I might be going home today.

The worst part is...

I'll never get to explain
myself to Priya.

- Messing with people's hearts?

No way!
That's going too far.

- If I found Bowie was
only pretending to like me

to go further in the game,
I'd be so sad.

- And probably confused.

Because he's a way better
contestant than you.

- Yeah, sad and confused.

- I'm a naturally cold person,

but at least
I'm upfront about it.

Honest and cold-hearted.

- Hey, guys.

[sniffs]

What's the deal?

- What's worse?

Pretending you're falling
for someone

to achieve your own goals?

Or telling on someone
who was pretending to fall

for someone to achieve
their own goals?

We're about to find out.

- Hey, Priya,
I saved you a seat.

[sad music]

- Wow!
So many feels.

Gross!
Now then, Chef?

Remind 'em what horrible
people they are.

- Caleb. You got called out

for being shadier
than an umbrella.

Wayne. No one knows
what happened to you.

You smell like fish.
[sniffs]

And of course, Zee.

You blurted out
everyone's secrets

and neglected to mention
the fact that

some people's genetics
make it really hard for them

to bulk up their calves.

- I think it's clear who's
on the chopping block.

So, without further ado...

Julia, MK, Damien,

Raj, Wayne...

you are safe.

You too, Priya.

Oops! You dropped it.
Here's another.

Priya?
Priya, heads up!

Zee and Caleb. There's
just one marshmallow left.

Whoever doesn't get it
is going home.

And the marshmallow
goes to...

[suspenseful music]

Caleb.

[sighs]

Zee,
you are eliminated.

Gather your sodas and join me
at the Dock of Shame.

[Zee laughs]
[Zee]: Well, I guess

that's a wrap on old Zee.

I messed up by spilling
everybody's tea today,

but at least, Zee's head
is nice and empty.

No more pressure.

The pressure's back!

It's all happening again!

- Zee and his colas are gone.

I'm gonna soda miss him.

Kidding! I can't wait
to boot another kid off.

So if you wanna see
more backstabbing,

double-crossing and tears,

you know where to find us!

Right here on...

Total Drama Island!