06x20 - Fun Fight at the O'Cake Corral

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time on
Total Drama Island...

The teams merged and things
got medieval

during ye old canoe joust.

Priya and Caleb searched
for the idol

but found something else

I'm told they're called
"feelings."

Damien shocked Bowie,
and the world

by winning the challenge.

And Bowie was sent packing.

Not a good idea to get
on Julia's bad side,

but I guess
that's her only side.

Whose side are you taking?
Here on...

Total! Drama! Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
and I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dream
Yeah you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

[tense tribal music]

- Huh. Not in this tree either.

It's too bad because it looks
like this would be

the perfect place
Chris would hide the idol.

- Okay, now be careful
climbing down.

Some of those branches
look a little weak.

- Don't worry about me--
[gasps]

[screams]

- Caleb!

[continues screaming]

[grunting]

[screams]

- You okay?
- Yeah. Better than okay.

[romantic music]

[can hisses open]

[fizzing]

- Soda can, shh!

[rabbit squeals]
[MK]: Ugh!

The Immunity Idol's not
in this rabbit either.

Hey. It's not like we're having
fun looking inside animals.

- Yeah. Chris said it would be
hard to find, so this is on him.

I thought you were going home
for sure

at last night's ceremony. Ugh.

That would've stunk.

- Why? Because you like me?

- Wha... what?

No! No. That is--

- You do! You like me!

Hashtag BFF!
[laughs]

[intense gasp]
We should get one of those
heart pendants

where you wear one half
and I wear the other!

Oh! And we should start
a podcast together!

- Hilarious! I hope you get
eaten by something out here.

- You know, Julia is
actually kinda cool

when she's not
destroying your life.

[rhythmic music]

- Hah! I'm so getting
the hang of this place!

Big challenge win under my belt?
Sun is shinin'?

Nothing's gonna bring me down.
Ah!

[sharp inhale]
[exhales]

Hold up!

The Immunity Idol!

With this little baby
in my back pocket,

I could go all the way!
Now I don't have

to be scared of anything!

[air horn blares]
[terrorized scream]

[sighs]
Starting now.

[Chris]: Challenge time!

Campers to the Beach
in five minutes!

Campers! Welcome...

to your next challenge.

[all screaming]

- It's cake!

[squish]

- Rip-off. I thought this place

was finally getting good.

- Today, campers will bake cakes
that look like heartthrob

and highly rated TV personality:
me!

- But since baking is hard work,

you'll be divided
into three teams.

- Not sure baking is quite
as hard as Chef makes it look,

but okay.
- Fair point.

Anyway, because picking
your own teams didn't cause

nearly as much devastation
as we'd hoped,

this time, I picked them myself.

- Oh, this is not gonna be good.

- I know! Like what if I end up
with the hockey boys

right after getting Raj's
boyfriend voted off?

- You will finally get
your much-deserved comeuppance?

- You're really on
a roll today, huh?

- Team 1: Damien, Zee,
Priya, Caleb.

Team 2: MK, Axel and Ripper!

Team 3: Raj, Wayne, Julia.

[giggles shyly]

- Ah, come on! No way
am I baking with her.

- Bro, bro, bro! Think of it
like a hockey trade.

Some jerk from another team
ends up on your team.

Now that jerk isn't
a jerk anymore.

He's your teammate!

[both chanting]: Julia!
Julia! Julia!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!

I think I'd rather
have them hate me.

- I am also pleased to announce
that we have a guest judge

for today's challenge. He knows
a thing or two about cake,

and is a former TDI champion.

Come on out...

Owen!

- Woo-hoo! Alright!

- Wow! Owen!

The first ever winner of TDI.

I've studied his moves
all my life!

- Hi, everyone!

[gasps]

Chef!

[sad music]

[thud]

[Owen pants]
Don't you quit on me!

[blows]
Why does your mouth
taste so delicious?!

- Owen. Buddy. It's cake.

Remember? We talked
about this in rehearsal.

- Oh, right.
[nervous laugh]

- Still can't figure out
how he actually won.

- Owen, welcome back!

It's been so long!
What have you been up to?

- Well, I... let's see.
I, I uh...

I took a nap?

I know I returned a library book
in there somewhere.

- Moving on! Teams must swim
to The Battle Barge

to collect ingredients.

Quality may vary so do not be
the last ones there.

Then you'll race back
in motorboats and select

one of these
Total Drama remotes.

The red "Totally Lost" remote

will allow that team to have
a consultation

with our very own
Chef Hatchett.

[seagull cries]

The blue "O-Dog" remote
allows that team

to choose a competitor
to receive a visit from Owen.

Which almost certainly
will hurt.

A lot.
- Uh, yeah. That's fair.

[munching]

[Chris]: And the yellow
"Kitchen Quake" remote

will allow one team
to really shake things up

for the other two.

[Chef]: Each team will also have
one carton of milk,

one carton of eggs, and one tub
of frosting ready in the fridge.

- Entries will be judged on both
looks and taste, so bake wisely.

The two-hour time limit
starts... now!

[air horn blares]

And remember, you have
a 1-in-10 shot

at a million bucks!

So battle like
your lives depend on it!

- Right now, you're
probably thinking

I'm not a strong swimmer.
Wrong!

The doggy paddle is the greatest
stroke ever invented.

- I got the flour!
[gasps]

- Battle cry!
[Priya grunts]

[splash]

Battle cry!

[effort]
- Ow!

[growls]

- Ah!
[impact grunt]

[grunting]

[screams]

[effort]

- Whoa!

- Dude... This is madness!

- Madness?

This! Is! Drama!

[Axel grunts]
[Zee yells dramatically]

- Ah!
[fighting grunts]

[screaming]
- Ow!

- That escalated quickly.

- And where'd Damien
get a trident?

- Julia! We got what
we need! Let's bail.

- Let's move!

I can't wait to see
what ingredients

you guys picked up.

[laughing]

- Best item on the
whole barge, bro!

- We're really good at this!

- Huh?
- Why?!

- I'm going back to the barge.

You two can swim
the rest of the way.

- Maybe she forgot her wallet.

- Priya, Caleb, Zee!
Let's bounce!

[Chris]: Team 1 has collected
their ingredients.

They're ready to bake once
they get back to shore.

[cheering]

[gasps]
Oooh!

Looks like Julia and her team

get the raw ingredients
that they'll have

to mill themselves!

[Priya]: Which remote
should we choose?

- Not the red one.

As if Chef could help us
in the kitchen.

[all laugh]

[Chris]: Caleb chooses
the Kitchen Quake Remote

as his team takes
a commanding lead.

[thud]

- Alright!
Caleb and Priya?

Grab milk and eggs
from the fridge.

Zee? Find us a hand mixer.

- Okay, we gotta really put
some thought

into which remote we--

- No time!
- Aw, come on!

- Oh! Ripper grabs
the Totally Lost Remote

for his team!
Seems appropriate.

- That means Julia's Team
will be left with the O-Dog!

[weak barking]

- Very good, Owen.

That is the sound a doggy makes.

- "Just add water."

[scoffs]
Deal.

Axel, I need you to--
[intense kissing]

Oh, come on!

Can you two please just
keep your hands to yourselves

'til I'm back?

[scoffs]
- We're not animals.

Well... maybe sometimes.

[sexy growl]

- Guys, I got the water--
seriously?!

- What?! We didn't even
do anything!

- Those hockey dorks better have
started prepping the eggs.

[gasps]

- Betcha can't hit this one!

[grunts]

Back-back, back-back-back,
gone!

- That was our only
carton of eggs,

you clueless, mush-headed--

So, I had to work in
my parents' bake shop

every summer as a kid.

They called it
Sweet Little Julia's.

I only speak to Greg and Judy
through my lawyers now.

...puck-chasing, bird-brained--

- Maybe they should've called it
Mean Little Julia's.

- Okay, I'm gonna start milling.

You two go find more eggs.

Now!

[Chris]: 90 minutes left,
bakers!

[Axel and Ripper munching]

- Open your hatch 'cause
here comes the cocoa bus.

[gulps]

[coughs]

[annoyed yell]
- Trying to focus over here!

[Chef]: Hmm.
MK didn't grease her pans.

That's gonna come back
to bite her.

- It's ironic too since,
you know, her team's so greasy.

[clucking]

- Wait, bro! Didn't Emma say

something about getting
attacked by chickens?

- Bro, my uncle has a farm
back in Saskatoon.

I been catchin' chickens
since before I could skate!

Now let's get some eggs!

[clucking]

- So you've seen chickens
look at you

like that before then, right?

- Can't say I have.

[tense music]

[cracks eyes]

[both]: Uh-oh!

[screams]

[Chef]: Wow, Julia's made up
for so much lost time!

With that kind of skill,
she could win this thing.

- Oh no!
We gotta slow Julia down.

[beep]

[all]: Kitchen Quake!

[gasps]

- Nooo!

- Aw, crud.

- Yes! Nice one, guys!

Now I just need a pinch of
baking soda,

and our batter is ready
for the oven.

[dramatic music]

- If you mess with my work
station, I mess with you.

Arrow? Meet vinegar.

[sizzling]

- Uh-oh.

[screams]

- Oh! Julia hit Damien
with a baking soda b*mb!

[Raj]: Julia!
- About time-- yikes!

- So many feathers, bro!

- The beaks went...

everywhere!

I think we need the trainer--

- Sorry, no time.
We need milk pronto.

- B-But where do we get that?

- There's gotta be something
you can milk on this island.

- 60 minutes to go!

And two teams still don't have
their cakes in the oven!

- Cram a muffin in it,
MacLean.

- Wow, that Kitchen Quake
didn't slow down MK at all!

She's almost ready
to start sculpting!

[beep]
[dog barking]

- Now we're talkin'!

Julia, who do you want
to sic the O-Dog on?

[sighs]
- MK...

- Am I surprised
Julia would stab

her alliance partner
in the back?

Yeah, no.

Why do I feel 10 degrees warmer?

[gasps]
Oh no!

- Icing!

[rhino growls]
- Dude!

That's the biggest cow
I've ever seen!

We can get a few cups
outta her for sure!

- Easy, Bessie...

We'll be gentle...

[rhino roars]
[screaming]

[effort]
- Give it back!

[burps]
[satisfied sigh]

- Wow! Where'd you guys
get so much?

- Armoured cow.

- Angry armoured cow.

- Uh, I'll take that.
And now, you can grab me some--

[thud]

Great.

I guess I'll just do
everything around here then.

- Ugh! If we can't make
the cakes rise,

we won't have a chance!
- Hold up.

Baking soda isn't the only way
to make things rise!

Hmm. Don't you think
arms overhead

would be a more classic look?
- Huh.

I like it.
Really show off them pipes.

Ripper? Hands up!

- Anything for you,
my doomsday prepping Picasso.

Whoa! What the--

[giggles]

- Thank you!

You've heard of molecular
gastronomy.

Well, this is
fungal gastronomy.

Yeah... don't ask.

- No, no, no, no, no,
they're stuck!

Ugh!
I guess I have no choice.

[beep]

- Oh! MK is...

totally lost!

- So, what seems to be
the problem, here, Chef MK?

- Don't call me that.

And you know
what the problem is.

You've been watching
this whole time!

- Ooh, yeah.

Too bad you can't build
a time machine

to go back and grease
your pans, huh?

[birds chirping]

- What? That's it?!

- Yep. Good luck.

- Wow! Thanks for that
brilliant insight!

How's that modelling
chocolate coming, guys--

[terrorized scream]

[romantic music]

[gagging]

- Yeah... I think
that's gonna be

one of those
scarred-for-life memories.

[Chris]: 30 minutes left!

- Great work, Team. We're gonna
want those cakes to cool

'cause right now,
they are molten lava.

[munching]
Huh?

No, Owen! Don't!

[bell rings]
[screams in pain]

[muffled scream]

[relieved sigh]

- Nothing beats
fresh from the oven!

[Damien]: Aw, come on!
Did somebody get us

with another O-Dog button?

- No. I was just hungry.

- Cool these down! Now!

[both]: Yes, Chef!

[deep inhale]
[blowing]

[Chef]: Uh-oh.
That's a big mistake.

If you don't put icing
between the layers,

your cake's gonna be unstable.

- Well, that's...
one way to stabilize something.

- Heh. I used the same technique
to fix my brother's posture.

- 15 minutes left!

- Guys? Guys!

I think you better have
a look at this.

[gasps]
- We're pooched!

- Maybe not.
Stay with me here:

Chris is an egomaniac, right?

- Understatement of the year.
Please continue.

- So what if we decorated
our cake

how Chris thinks he looks?

[Chris]: Five minutes left!

- Come on, tips, frost!
Frost!

- Why... aren't... you...
beautiful?!

- Five, four, three, two, one...

[alarm rings]
spatulas down!

- Boom! Crushed it!

- Piece of cake.

- Yep, I'm dead.

- Julia, let's see
what you got.

Whoa!
[judges exclaiming]

[Owen]: It's impossible
to tell them apart!

I don't know which
Chris to eat!

[sniffs]

- Security?!

'Kay, that's a tough act
to follow,

but let's see
how Damien's team did.

[Owen and Chef]: Uh...

- It's perfect!

It's like looking
into a cake mirror.

I find myself

unable to look away...

but I must!

Last and probably least...

[eerie music]

Oh, MK.
Poor, sweet MK.

Well, let's just hope

it doesn't taste as bad
as it looks.

Okay! First sample?
MK's, um...

"abstract" cake.

[squish]

[gagging]

- It literally tastes like...

[gags]
...garbage!

- Most of our ingredients came

from the garbage,
so that tracks.

- Next up, Julia's team.

[suspenseful music]

Wow! So moist!

- Such depth of flavour.

[munching]
- Need more.

I want... let me!

Just put the whole thing
in my mouth!

- I think one of the judges

having to be forcibly
restrained is...

yeah, a pretty good sign.

- Alright! Well,
that masterpiece

will clearly be tough to beat,

but we've got one cake left
to taste.

[munching]

[♪♪]

I, I can't...

- H-H-How did you...?

- No... words...
Too... beautiful...

[binging]

[Chef]: Oh, so good!

- So I guess...
you like it?

- Yes. Incredible.

[cheering]

- What?! Seriously?

- Well, if their cake wins,

I should at least
get some credit.

- Really? Why is that?

- Well, we had to make
our cake rise somehow, right?

So, we used a...

"natural" yeast?
[nervous chuckle]

- Fresh from the pit, baby!

A little Ripper goes
a long way.

[vomiting]

[gags]

[gulps]
- Wow!

I gotta start using
natural yeast too!

- The winners are...

Raj, Wayne and Julia!
[gags]

You are all safe
from elimination.

[cheering]

[both chanting]: Julia!
Julia! Julia!
- Ow! Ow!

- And thanks again
to our old friend...

[spits]
Owen, for guest-starring

in this episode.

Owen?

- You are gonna love it

at my house, Cake Chef.

[owl hoots]

[clucks]

[dramatic music]

- Wow, what a day!

One of our best challenges yet

and somebody found
the Immunity Idol.

[contestants gasp]

- What? For real? Aw!

I've been looking
all over for that thing.

Yeah! Acting.

- But like usual, it wasn't
all rainbows and unicorns.

Chef? Let 'em have it.

- It would be my honour.
Hey!

- Ripper, Axel!

Knock it off so I can tell ya
how awful you all are!

Now then, MK.

- Me? Naw, just kiddin'.

I biffed it good today.
[chuckles]

- Well, as long as you know.

And Priya. Your team had
a real shot at immunity

'til you...
[gags]

...cultured Ripper's armpit.

- That natural yeast move Priya
pulled was nasty, but smart.

I really hope
she's not going home.

- The votes are in.

A marshmallow means
you are safe.

Damien.

Caleb.

Zee.

Priya.

And... MK.

You are safe.

- Wait, what?
But that means

one of us is going home?!

- And the final marshmallow
goes to...

[suspenseful music]

Ripper!

Axel, you are eliminated!

- Nooo!

No! This can't be right!

What happened?

- What happened? Those two
are the most vile couple

I've ever seen in my whole life.

- Axel was the bigger threat,
we made a judgment call.

- Am I surprised to be
going home? Hm.

Not really.
How do I feel about it?

It's none of your business.

[crying]
- How will I go on? I...

I've never felt
like this before!

- Yeah, been fun.
See you around maybe.

- What?! What do you mean,
"maybe"?

[mechanical whirr]

No! Come back!
- Hey! What are you--

Ripper, let go!
[drone beeps]

- So, double elimination?

Works for me!

Well, meet me back here
next time

to stuff your cake holes
with even more action, danger,

and of course, all the drama
you can stomach

on... Total Drama Island!