06x14 - The Pink Painter Strikes Again

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- Charlie Niner TDI,
holding course to island, over.

We're back!

Last season
was painfully delicious,

and if you missed it,
shame on you!

But here's a very quick recap:

Last season,
on Total Drama Island...

16 new contestants showed up
with the dream

of taking home that
one million dollar prize.

Emma and Chase arrived as EXs.
Then made up!

Then threw up, broke up,
and made up again.

Zee was chill.
Axel was tough.

Caleb was gorgeous.
Scary Girl was scary,

and Damien screamed
the entire time.

"Social media
motivational influencer"

are four words
that mean nothing,

but that's what Julia
said she was.

Then, when we discovered she was
actually a horrible person,

Julia really embraced
her true self!

Wayne and Raj are super tight
hockey bros.

But Raj had a secret,
and while Bowie was the first
to learn of it,

no one was happier
for Raj than Wayne.

Action-film star
Nichelle LaDonna turned out

to be less capable
and far more fragile

than the characters
she plays in her movies.

Ripper showed everyone his bum
on the very first day,

then he used a teammate
as a human shield,

then he tied the world record
for the longest fart.

And that's Ripper. Priya,
the most prepared player ever,

made friends with Millie, who
was only here to write a book

about how teens today
are total failures.

MK found out about the book when
she hacked the confession cam.

But it was Bowie who ended up
using the book

to destroy their friendship,
right before the three of them

faced off in the big finale.

This allowed Bowie to team up
with Priya and take out Millie.

Leaving them
as the last two standing!

It was a photo finish
as they raced down the hill

in their barf-filled ba*ls.

But Priya crossed the line first

and as the new winner
of Total Drama Island,

she took home
one million dollars.

Now, we've got another
stack of cash to give away,

and because people never learn
all 16 contestants

are back to do it
all over again.

Which means this season, I don't
even have to pretend to be nice!

[gasping]

[screaming]

This do-over is gonna be
the all-time grudge match

battle of the century!

Here on... Total!

Drama! Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

[gasping]

[coughing]

- Campers!
How we all doing?

[groaning]

- Does that answer
your question?!

- You can't just dump us out
of a helicopter, you maniac!

- Well, I mean...
Obviously you're wrong.

Everyone meet at the bleachers

once you've recovered
your luggage.

Told you they'd all survive.

You owe me 10 bucks, Chef.

[groaning]

- Wow. You're really
good at fishing.

- So... why would I come back
after I won last season?

Well, my dad insisted I put
the cash away until I'm 40.

So it was either come back here

or keep working
my new summer job.

I'd rather be dropped
from a helicopter

than work at The Weenie Wagon.

- Emma!

Hey, Emma!
- Nope!

- Wait, I was just wondering--
- No, Chase.

- But we--
- No! No! No!

- Okay.
We'll talk later.

Chicks, am I right?
- You're never right.

- Things were great with me and
Emma at the end of last season!

Then she watched episode 10
and saw I actually bailed

on that challenge for pizza
and not love or whatever.

I wonder if I shoulda just
told her the truth?

Nah!

- Oh hi!
So good to see you.

And she's gone.

- No point making friends
with Nichelle.

She'll probably be
the first one voted off.

- Hey guys, isn't it nice
that no one was eaten

by a shark or landed on a rock.

That would not have
brought me any joy.

- Oh. Yeah.
That woulda been... bad.

- Who was that?
- I don't know.

- A lotta people say
I was eliminated last season
for being too scary.

My mom, people on the message
boards, the dog next door...

So this season,
I'm going to be normal.

- So? Are you ready?
- I am so ready.

- Yeah, you are. Woo!

- Woo.
- Woo-hoo!

- Woo!

When we found out we'd be back
for another season,

Priya really wanted me
at my best.

So she made me
a TDI Training Guide.

I never even opened it.

- Apparently, being friendly
betters your chance of winning,

so this season I'm going to make
a real effort to be nicer.

- Hey, Axel, how ya been?

Ah! Ow!

- I'm a work in progress.

- Hey everyone, look, it's me
and Raj from last season.

And Bowie too.

- Is it me or am I getting stink
eye from like... everybody?

- You knew people
would be mad at you.

We game-planned this.

C'mon, just get it over with.

- A-hem! Last season,
I made some tactical maneuvers

with Millie's notebook that
some may feel were...

- Sneaky?
- Underhanded?

[both]: Evil?

- Questionable.
But that's the game!

So, if you think about it,

I actually taught you all
how to be better players.

You're welcome.
- Was that... an apology?

- You were right!
I feel much better!

- Campers! It is so nice
to have you back.

- Blah blah blah. Just tell us
what the teams are already?

- Actually, we can't.
Because this season,

the teams will be picked...
by two of you.

- Last season, I was
the first kicked off.

So this season,
it's extra important

that I get in with
a good team off the bat.

- Chris? Studies show
that picking teams

creates a hierarchy and can
cause emotional trauma for kids.

- Which is exactly why
I'm doing it.

- Man, I missed this place.

- There will be no carryover
from last season.

It's a clean slate.

- Phew! Being defending champ

could've put
a huge target on my back.

But now, I can keep
a low profile.

- Picking first will be
our victor,

conqueror of losers and brand
new millionaire: Priya!

Champ-e-yon!
Champ-e-yon! Champ-e-yon!

- So much for the low profile.

- And picking the other team
will be last season's

runner up: Bowie.

- Boo, you stink!

- Okay, Priya,
the pressure is on!

- Millie.
- Woo!

- Millie? Millie?!
Look at me!

- Most people would've picked
a strong player, but whatever!

Bowie. You're up.
Take your time.

- Raj.
- Boom!

Knew it! Woo! Ah!

- Now I'm gettin' mad.
- Ugh.

Two sentimental picks.

So many feels!

Gross. Next!

- You remember the chapter
I wrote on alliance building,

so you obviously know
who we should pick next.

- Yeah. I sure do.

Uh, we're gonna pick--
- Emma!

- Emma!
We said it together.

[laughing]
- Yes!

- Okay, now we're talking!

Next!
- Okay, time to get strategic.

Weigh every option, find the
perfect balance of brains,

brawn, cunning...
- Pick Wayne!

[sighing]
- Wayne.

- Woo! Yeah!
[grunting]

I was worried there for a sec

we were gonna be
on different teams!

- Me too. Wayne and I
are great together,

but apart... It'd be like
a bike with only one wheel.

[laughing]
- One wheel.

What would you even call that?
A one-cycle?

- So what are we thinking?

- I looked Caleb up online.

He benches 350 lbs,
got an early acceptance to MIT

and volunteers
at a kitten orphanage!

- Yes. We should pick
someone hot, strong,

and emotionally mature.

- Sorry, kids, looks like I'm--
- We pick Caleb!

- Yes!
I'm happy I got picked.

But 5th?
That's not good.

- I know this pick could
blow up in my face,

but it also might just win me
a million bucks.

Julia.

[all gasping]

- Gotta give Bowie credit.
I'm a smart pick.

I mean, sure, I'll eventually
double-cross him

and make him ugly-cry on TV,

but until then,
I'll bring my A-game.

- I pick Damien!
- Yes!

- Okay. Serious question:
am I invisible?

- Chase!
- Weak.

- Axel!
- Worst pick yet!

Whoa!
- Oops. Sorry.

Totally saw you there.

- MK.

- Thanks.

I like your moves.
- I like your style.

I trust you'll find some sneaky
way to help us this season?

- That's kinda my jam.
And I hope you have a plan

in case Bowie only picked you
so that he and the hockey bros

could make you first
voted off the island.

[gasping]
- I hadn't even considered that.

- Then I guess
I'm helpin' already.

- This could be the start
of a beautiful alliance.

- Priya! Let's go.
- We'll take Zee!

- Sweet!

Take me for what?

Wanna see something cool?

Civil Suit Soda are paying me
to be an influencer!

It's not a million bucks,

but it's better
than a fistful of bananas.

Which happens to be just one
of their delicious flavors.

[sighing]
Wow, that's gross.

I mean... great.

- Okay, bottom
of the barrel time.

Bowie, you're up.

- Guess I'll take the new girl.

- There are no new contestants,
that's Scary Girl.

- Really?
- You won't regret this.

- Too late.
[groans]

- Priya.
You get 2nd last pick.

- Please don't make me
the last pick. Please!

- I'll go with the person who
didn't use me as a human shield.

Nichelle.
- Yes!

- Fart nuggets!

- After I humiliated myself

on the obstacle course last
season, Hollywood cancelled me.

But instead of wallowing,
I spent the past few months

training with the world's
top parkour, kung fu,

and gymnastics experts.

This season,
I'm playin' lights out.

Hiya!

- And just like that,
the teams are set.

Priya. The players you picked
will be called...

Team Rat Face!

- Rat Face?!
[laughing]

- Bowie. The players you picked
will be called...

Team Skunk Butt!

- Yeah, I shoulda seen
that coming.

- Drop off your gear. Then
we'll have our first challenge

and see who's going
home tonight.

- Last season,
I was booted off first,

so this time,
I'm making an alliance early

with the girl who won it all.

I gotcha, champ.

Save your strength
for the challenge.

Oh, okay, but I could... Sure.

- Thanks, Caleb.
We appreciate it.

Now Priya, can we go over

some of your Training
Guide highlights?

Just to refresh my memory.
[chuckling]

- Okay...
This'll take some work.

- Welcome to the first challenge
of the season:

Grandma's Footsteps!

Helping us with this challenge
is a very special guest:

Chef's Grandma.
Granny Hatchett.

- Hello, children.

- Awn!
- So Sweet.

- Rules!
This is my Grandma's lawn.

And she does not like kids
walking on her lawn.

When her back is turned, you can
race for the finish line,

but when she's watching, you
better stand still... or else.

- Or else what? Raptors?!
Rabid tapeworms?!

Tell us already!
- Damien. Whoa.

It's day one. Relax.

If Granny Hatchett
sees you moving,

she'll throw these
paint balloons at you.

If you're hit, you're out.

- Pfft. No way can she throw
hard enough to hit us.

- Man, there's something
familiar about that old lady.

- First camper to cross
the finish line wins immunity

for their team.

- Losing team reports
to the marshmallow ceremony

and votes one of their
teammates off the island.

Game starts in two minutes.

- Okay, team, we can win this
with basic TDI strategy.

Now, when Gran's watching,
stop in a position you can hold.

No balancing on one leg. Millie?

You good?
- Yeah! Just gettin' psyched up.

Ugh. Why didn't I just train
like I said I would!

- Now let's do this!

[cheering]

- Okay! Everybody, listen up.
Strategy time,

we all need to get--
- Strategy?

Dude, you run and you stop.

It's not rocket surgery.

- Right, but we need to--
- On your mark!

- Urgh!

- Get set!

- C'mon, Millie!
Let's get it!

Let's get it!

- Go!
[g*nf*re]

[screaming]
- Whoa.

[screaming]

- Wow. Look at her go, man.

[siren wails]

[screaming]

- Millie!

[screaming]

[gasping]
[grunting]

Millie!
- Priya, no!

- Oh, doctor!
Little chin music there, folks.

- Did we win?

- Two from Team Rat Face
are out!

- Boom!
You two just got axed!

- Axed?!
That's Axe Hatchett!

The greatest pitcher
in the history

of the Women's Baseball League!

- Oh, did we forget
to mention that?

Nice arm, Grandma!

[laughing]

[gulping]

- And I do seem to remember

asking for red paint
in this challenge?

Oh, and it looks like that'll
be an error charged to Sally.

You're fired, so please
turn in your uniform

at the production trailer.

- So there's an extra intern
uniform kicking around?

Interesting.

[siren wails]

- No! C'mon, soda!

Be cool, man!

Ah!

- Zee's out!

Campers are looking
a little nervous.

[siren wails]

- Why am I doin'
all this runnin'

when I can hitch a ride all
the way to the finish line?

- I don't like people
following me.

- I'm not following you,
we're running to the same place!

[screaming]

Time-out. Time-out.

Ow!

- Wow, granny's got
her good stuff today.

And we're down to twelve!

- I'm goin' for it.
- Ha. Right. Wait.

You're not serious.

No, Chase, don't--

[gasps]

I don't believe it.
I think he actually might...

- Oh, no!

- Did not see that coming.

- Granny's tricky curve ball
gets another one out.

[siren wails]
- Whoa!

That was close.
[whimpering]

[screaming]
You're fine.

Just try not to move.

[buzzing]
[whimpering]

Damien, no!

[screaming]

- Oh! Tough break for Damien,

but then, m*rder hornets
are a cherished part

of this great game.

[siren wails]

- On a dime, bro.

- Start and stop
to get to the top!

[gasps]
[siren wailing]

- Can she see us?
- Go!

- Go! Go! Go!

- Yep. She saw us.

- Again! Again!

Oof!

- And it's a grand slam!

Well, I think I know
what'll be leading

the highlight reels tonight!

- Ah-ha! Gotcha!

- You mean, got us!

[screaming]

- And Gran turns yet
another double play.

We're down to four.

Who's gonna get to
the finish line first?

- Sorry, Julia, but after
the next stoppage,

I'm gonna win this thing.

[siren wails]
- Yes! Emma, you've got this!

You're gonna win it for us!

- Woo! Yay, Emma!

- Keep the pedal down!

- Go Emma!

- Bowie might've only drafted me

because he has the numbers
to send me home early.

I need to show my team
I'm worth keeping.

Here I come!
- Julia! What are you do...

[gasping]

- She's an animal!

- Bowie is the last one
on the Skunk Butts

while Nichelle is the last one
on the Rat Faces.

- Bowie!

Run!

[cheering]

- We got this in the bag!

Bowie versus
a pretend action star?

- Champion... Huh?
[gasps]

[gasping]

[siren wails]

[epic music]

- Team Rat Face wins!

[all]: We're number one!

We're number one!

We're number one!

- How did she do that?!

- I think all my training
has worked.

- Wow! After a shocking finish,

Team Rat Face has won immunity.

So Team Skunk Butt,

I'll see you tonight
at the marshmallow ceremony.

One of you... is going home.

[howling]

Okay, it's finally time

for my favourite part
of every episode:

crushing somebody's dreams.

- Chase.
- He started with me

'cause some of you
did even worse stuff.

- You thought you could beat
my Grandma's arm,

but maybe you just got
yourself voted off.

[gulping]
Bowie.

- I know.
- I'm sayin' it anyway!

Julia set you up
for the win and you blew it.

- Chef's right.
I was excellent.

- This elimination's
gonna be tricky.

- Yeah, bro.
Can't vote for Julia.

She totally sacrificed herself
to give us a shot at the Cup.

- Can't vote Bowie off.

- And it's not like
Chase was bad.

- He nearly went end to end!
- Yup.

This is gonna be a hard one.

- And finally, Scary Girl.
- No.

- No?
- Look, I know last season,

some of you found me
a little... scary.

- 100%.
- Terrifying.

- Total freakshow.
- But I worked hard to become

the normal girl
you see here today!

It wasn't easy.

I had to read normal books
and watch normal movies...

I even studied all of you to see
how "normal kids" act.

Sometimes through your windows,

but mostly from your closets
while you slept at night.

And why would you vote me
off for that?

- I think we've made a decision.

- Get a marshmallow,
you're safe.

No marshmallow means
you've been voted off

and will immediately head
to the dock of shame

and be taken off the island
by the drone of despair.

Julia. MK.

Raj. Wayne.

Ripper.

Chase.

Just one marshmallow remains,

it goes to...

[suspenseful music]

Bowie!

- Phew.
- Yes.

- Scary Girl, I'm sorry,
you've been eliminated.

Follow me please.

- This is what you get
for trying to conform

with societal norms: carried
into the sky by a drone.

I didn't even try to hurt anyone
on my team this time!

I taught myself how to smile

Oh! This isn't the last
of Scary Girl.

I'm going...
to make them pay!

[laughing maniacally]

- Ugh. And that is why
you should always

check your closets
before going to sleep, kids!

Join us next time
for more fun and safety tips,

right here on...

Total... Drama... Island!

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