01x19 - Battlechicks Valentine

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Hiroshi here.

I've been thinking maybe it's time
for me to start going to a spa

so I can transform myself beautifully, too.

You can go polish all you like, ya b*stard!

If it were that easy to transform someone...

...we wouldn't have this much trouble.

By the way, what exactly were you planning
to do once you become beautifuI?

I'II go win this year's
" Miss MedicaI Mannequin" !

There's no such event!

And you're no " miss" , either!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Year 20XX

The date is February 1 4th!

It is a day when both men and women
are lost in fevered anticipation.

An undeniable restlessness has been
in the air since morning.

Ready?

Yeah!

It's going to be a long day.

I know.

And the name of this sweet
yet horrifying day is...

That's right.

Hey, what do you think you're doing
sneaking around narrating?!

Today is Saint Valentine's Day!

Huh?

Why would you shout something like that
and make us depressed all over again?

Depressed?

Miss Nakahara, you have a package!

This early in the morning?

I-I'II go get the door.

No, all of us will go. All right?

Yeah.

Huh?

Miss Nakahara!

Yes! I'm coming right now!

Yuki!

Help him! Help him!

Could I have your signature?

Thank you.

Look what we're dealing with already.

The smell of chocolate!

Be courageous, Sunako!

Gather all your courage and ask them if you
could please have just a little bit of it!

Please let me have
just a little bit of it.
Gather all your courage and ask them if you
could please have just a little bit of it!

Are you all right, Yuki?

Yeah, barely.

Um, excuse me...
Yeah, barely.

Um, excuse me...

Um, excuse me...
All right, we're going to schooI now!

All right, we're going to schooI now!

All right!

Why aren't they going out from here?

Idiot! Don't use the front gate!

Listen, don't make any noise!
Don't utter a single word!

B-But I'm not a ninja!

What are you so...

What the!

Th-They're here!

That was close!

Who in the world would...

Kyohei!

Yuki!

Ranmaru!

Takenaga!

We know you're in there!

Please come out!

Please accept this!

Look how much chocolate there is...

No matter what happens today we are
going to act as a group, got it?

Chocolate! Chocolate!
Let's go!

Chocolate! Chocolate!

Looks like we managed to get
out of the mansion.

Now the question is whether or not we'II
be able to make it to schooI safely.

Right.

Hm?!

Get out here!

St. Valentinne!

Goth! Loli!

Chocolate!

My feelings!

You can have my body if you want!

Accept anything and everything!

Valentine's Day SpeciaI Bus

Ranmaru, honey!

Take, baby!

Have my chocolate!

In a tour bus...

We're gonna split it!

No!

Yuki!

Takenaga!

Five minutes per person!

Help me!

Hold it right there!

I exist only for Takenaga.
I am Takenaga's heroine, and his only!

Masked Noi is here!

Takenaga, I'm here now, so you're safe!

Now Sunako! Get them!

Radiant!

Take that!

That'II show you!

Help him on your own, will ya?

Are you okay, Takenaga?

Ranmaru!

Ranmaru?!

Hurry up!

Ranmaru
Hurry up!

Ranmaru
Yes, ma'am!

Ranmaru

Good day, everyone!

G-Good day!

W-What the...

That family insignia belongs to the Kikunoi
Family, who run a super-famous conglomerate!

I-I-I'm so sorry for my rudeness!

Ranmaru!

The girls you date are way too much, man.

Date?

Just as I thought, Ranmaru does have
his heart set on another woman...

No, no! This is the norm for him.

Chauffeur!

Yes, Lady Tamao.

Everyone...

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Have a good day.

You womanizer!

What? What'd I do?!

Thank god, I can finally see the schooI!

WAAUGH! WAAUGH!

WAAUGH! WAAUGH!
You cannot bring chocolate to schooI!

WAAUGH! WAAUGH!
Give it back, you jerk!
You cannot bring chocolate to schooI!

WAAUGH! WAAUGH!
Can't you see this is the biggest event for girls?!
You cannot bring chocolate to schooI!

WAAUGH! WAAUGH!
Can't you see this is the biggest event for girls?!

The sweetness of chocolate is our devotionne!

The bitterness of chocolate is our love-nne!

The shapes of the chocolates are
our sensitive virgin minds-nne!

The packages of the chocolates
are our playfuI souls-nne!

Goth-goth!

Loli-loli!

Goth-goth!

Loli-loli!

That's Kyohei and the other boys!

Damn!

R-Run!

Takenaga, take my chocolate! My chocolate!

Noi!

Ranmaru!

Yuki!

Takenaga!

Kyohei!

Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!

Don't you touch it, that's my chocolate!

Damn!

But I'm too scared to go wrestle
my way into that crowd.

Don't you think it's almost impossible
to give it to them directly?

Nakahara, you deliver them to them!

I can smell it... So many chocolates,
yet I'm not allowed to have even one!

Kyohei Takano! Kyohei Takano, come to
the counseling room immediately!

Huh? I got called! A teacher is calling me!

It's not fair!

No, please don't go!

Student Counseling Office

There you go, Taka...

Wh-What happened to you?

I-I'm saved!

There has been a report that
you were conducting

an unauthorized filming at the
shopping arcade the other day.

Hey, are you listening to us?

I am...

I will listen to you no matter what kind of
sermon you want to give me today,

just please let me stay here.

So...

So?

So irresistible!

Accept my kiss chocolate!

Take my chocolate in the pie crust!

That's enough!

Doesn't matter where I go,
they're all like this.

Infirmary
Doesn't matter where I go,
they're all like this.

Infirmary

Infirmary
Huh?

K-Kyohei.

Wh-What's wrong?

Infirmary

Infirmary
The infirmary has been taken over
by the female students.

Infirmary
Hang in there!

Hang in there!

Don't worry about me,
but you have to help Ranmaru.

Please help Ranmaru!

Ranmaru?!

And give this to him!

Wait!

Whoa, whoa! Does that mean he was messing
around with the schooI nurse, too?!

Um, don't you think this kind of roleplay is
a little too advanced for you kittens?

What should we do to him?

Should we spread chocolate all over his body?

Chocolate?

Where?!

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

This is how to attack a man correctly!

Wrong! A lady doesn't attack men!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Ranmaru, are you all right?

Kyohei!

This is actually a pretty disturbing scene.

If it wasn't all nose blood,
it'd look like a homicide, wouldn't it?

Anyhow, are you all right?

I-I'm scared more than anything.

Hey, I found Kyohei!

I found Ranmaru!

Let's get out of here!

WAAAUGH!

WAAAUGH!

Where... Where do we go?

Where can we find...

...someplace safe?

High-end chocolate, Divav!

The taste of class, Noble Chocolate!

The generaI public's friend, Taisho Chocolate,

and the chocolate that makes you
beautifuI and strong, Glipo!

Oh, I wanna eat them! I don't care which one,
I just wanna eat them up!

Huh?

Why is it so dark?

I wanna eat them! I wanna eat them!

Huh?

Thank goodness, no one's here.

Sniff, sniff! Sniff, sniff!

Smells like chocolate.

So, this is where you were, Yuki.
I'm glad you're okay.

Sniff, sniff! Sniff, sniff!

What are you doing, Sunako?

Um, well... Um...

What?

Where's the chocolate?

Huh? What?

Where's the chocolate?!

We don't have any.

I guess the teachers were keeping an eye
on it in some vacant classroom.

I feeI bad about it, but there's no way
we could eat all that chocolate.

Vacant classroom...

Chocolate... In a vacant classroom...

No, you can't , Sunako!

It's too dangerous to go out there right now!

Ranmaru! Kyohei!

So you guys are okay!

S-Something's poking me...

Something hard is poking me!

What?

That's ... In your pocket there... Um, um, um!

Huh?

Someone must have sneaked this into
my pocket! Do you want to eat it?

So, you like chocolate?

Nod, nod, nod, nod!

Fine, you can have it then.

Thank you so much!

There they are!

Oh, crap!

I still have half of it left!

Don't run away from us!

ExtremelyExplosive
ExtremelyDangerous

That scared the hell out of me!

What just happened?

Kyohei, are you okay?

Did you get hurt? Did you get hurt?

Just get out of here.

Dejected

Should we just ask Nakahara to
give it to them before we go?

I guess that's the best, huh?

Huh? Where's Sunako?

Snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker...

There she is...
Snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker...

Snicker, snicker, snicker, snicker...

Sure, you can leave them with me.

It will be my pleasure to eat them instead!

We... We're sorry!

My chocolate!

Snicker, snicker, snicker...

I had no idea her love of chocolate was
so strong it could take her to the other side.

We've just seen a side of her
I didn't expect she'd have.

Chocolate...

Don't walk around looking like that!
You look scary!

wHAcKt

wHAcKt
World's Divago!

wHAcKt

Kyohei!

This is not good...

Now no one can stop her.

They're here!

Oh, no!

Run!

Noble, noble, noble, noble,
noble chocolate...

I can't ... I can't run any farther.

You guys just go ahead without me!

Yuki, don't be ridiculous!
How could we go ahead without you?

Ranmaru!

Yuki!

They have no sense of urgency, do they?

Jeez! What the hell are we gonna do now?

Can I punch them already?

Go right ahead if your pride will let you.

Damn...

We said we wouldn't accept
chocolate from anyone.

Why can't they understand that?

I've got a good idea!

SWOllen & Blurry Eyes
OA Eye DrOps

SWOllen & Blurry Eyes
OA Eye DrOps
Eye drops?

Hey, Ranmaru!

Here we go.

I really appreciate it, but I already have
someone I've set my heart on.

Tears?!

I just can't see myself with anyone
other than her, so I'm sorry!

Wow...

Ranmaru, we're sorry!

We're sorry for getting carried away
without thinking about your feelings!

We wish you good luck with that person!

Good luck... Good luck...

What the?!

I had no idea.

That you had someone that
you're so serious about...

No, that's not true! It was just, umm...

Chauffeur.

Yes, Lady Tamao.

I wish you happiness.

What?

Awesome! That's the first time I saw someone
receive divine punishment first-hand!

She totally misunderstood that!

Huh?

Let's do this!

Yeah!

Hey, what are you...

Everyone...

I'm sorry.

I already have someone I've set my heart on.

Dejected

Goodbye...

It was so effective!

Kyohei, you should give it a try!

So, like we were saying, we already have
someone we've set our hearts on.

You sound like you're reading the line, Kyohei.

Which planet are you from anyway?

That's a lie! I know you don't
have anyone like that!

We already know that!

Why am I the only one who gets this reaction?!

If you really have someone like that,
then tell us her name!

That's right!

Yeah!

Yeah, tell us!

Chocolate... Chocolate...

Chocolate is Taisho...

H-Her name is...

Her name is?

Chocolate bonbon... Chocolate bonbon...

H-Her name is...

Her name is?

Almond chocolate has the
bittersweet taste of youth.

Na...

Na?

Sunako Nakahara!

It worked.

Dude...

How is Sunako supposed to feeI about that?

You can't buy 10 yen with a
Chirolin chocolate. Sorry...

We finally made it back home!

I'm starving!

I can't take it anymore.

I just wanna sleep...

Chocolate!

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

How to make home-made chocolate!

You call it " home-made" but you basically
melt chocolate and re-harden it, right?

Wrong! Don't underestimate home-made food!

If you want to make it smooth,
use fresh whipped cream.

If you'd rather something more for adults,
try adding instant coffee or something!

The key is to create an originaI flavor
that accommodates the guy's taste!

In trying to show him how you feeI,
be sure not to put anything other than food in!

Lighter!

Pendant!

Wrong! That stuff's inedible!

It's fun to decorate the chocolate with items
like crushed almonds or cocoa powder, too!

It doesn't matter once it's in your stomach!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Huh?

What's with the chocolate smell?

It better not be someone who
sneaked into the house.

Oh no... It can't be.

Ah !

Ah !
Ah!

Let's all eat this together!

What?!

It's great!

Gulp!

Hey, that's mine! Mine!

Sweet stuff is the best when you're tired.

Yeah, it's good and all, but will you
hurry up and make some dinner?

But that Valentine's chocolate was for me...

Well, we managed to come home
safely in any case.

Cheers!

Man... I didn't know what was going
to happen for a while there.

I hear you.

If Noi hadn't show up, we would've...

I... I forgot! Noi's chocolate!

Phone! Phone!

Hah, what an jerk!

Are you in any place to be
saying that about him?

Exactly! You made the rich girI cry.

Stuff like that happens all the time!

Not like I care!

Nope, couldn't care less...

I gotta go bathroom.

So in the end, the only chocolate we
ended up eating this year was Sunako's .

So what? It was good.

You're right!

It's good!

Noi, I'm sorry about that! No, no, no,
it's not that I've forgotten! Certainly not!

Um, what happened today wasn't what you
were probably thinking! Your butler?

You don't have to call him! Hey, let me just
talk to him! No, I mean... forget about him!

Valentine's Day, come back!

Battletastic Valentine

Your moody yet warm hand
isn't good for my heart

It feels like I'd accidentally drown in your eyes

The sun on the earth that's too bright to look

It gradually changes me,
is this the attracting force of love?

Pull your hair up and dive in boldIy,
it's the world I have never seen before

When did I start having this
much faith in your smile?

There's nothing wrong with love being
your motivation, it's all right

One day I want to catch up

Making your reflection the following wind

Woo, you can changing, you are only one

Woo, you can changing, you can do it, now

I despise you, I curse you!

What happened?

She said someone kidnapped Hiroshi!

Again?!

Whoever did it, please
surrender yourself now!

Even Sunako has a little mercy.

I'II do this... and that... to whoever did it!

Whoever did it better run now!

Trial of Love
Whoever did it better run now!

Trial of Love
Next time on The Wallflower: "TriaI of Love"

Did you do it?

I didn't do it!