01x15 - Pirates of the Tres Bien

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Hiroshi here.

Sunako is a great cook, and I think that
makes her girlish enough already.

I'm sure she'II be a good mother.

Mom!

Well, I don't think that's entirely false, I guess.

Hey, wait a second!

Remember, what we're trying to make her
into isn't a mother, but a lady!

Waa...

The Road to Motherhood!

The Road to Motherhood!
The Road to Motherhood!

The Road to Motherhood!

The Road to Motherhood!
Waa...

The Road to Motherhood!
Please don't be born!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

Yes, right there! It feels so good.

Anyway, what I was saying was
that it should be okay

if there are no problems found by the field
investigation, but what if that investigator...

Hey, wait.

I have an idea.

Whoopee!

This is great, isn't it?

Yeah, it's not bad to take an
off-season vacation.

Auntie sure gave us a pretty cooI
and fabulous present!

Yeah, no kidding!

Sure, I bet this is a cooI and
fabulous event for you.

A few days earlier...

"I bought an uninhabited island,
so I want you to come visit. "

Uninhabited island? That sounds boring!

You think so?

Hmm...

What's the matter, Takenaga?

Well, it's just the name of the island.

Name?

Neptune Island...

I remember reading about it
in some book before.

Legend has it that a pirate named
Captain Wing died on that island.

Pirate?!

Twitch
Pirate?!

Pirate?!

How romantic!

In order to rescue the beautifuI princess
who's been captured by pirates,

I'II forge ahead into the rough sea and embark
on an adventurous journey alone!

Looming big waves!
A jumbo squid starts attacking me!

Hang in there, princess!

Hang in there!
Hey, so that's a pirates' island, right?

Hang in there!
Does that mean there are tons of
buried treasure there?

Does that mean there are tons of
buried treasure there?

Tons?

Hard to say.

Even if there is, I'm sure buried
treasure isn't all you'd find.

For example, you might find the pirates'
weapons and even their skeletons.

Skeletons?

Tons of them!

Tons and tons!

Tons and tons of skeletons!

I don't like scary stuff.

Wait! Princess, wait!
I don't like scary stuff.

Wait! Princess, wait!
What are you talking about? If we find treasure,
we'II never worry about rent again!

Princess!
What are you talking about? If we find treasure,
we'II never worry about rent again!

Well, treasure aside, it's still not a bad offer!

So, let's go!

Yeah, let's go! Let's go!
So, let's go!

Yeah, let's go! Let's go!

Oh yeah!
All right, it's decided!

Sunako Nakahara, we're gonna
go to a southern island!

Huh? Southern...

Southern... Southern...

Be sure to bring me back some
souvenirs, thanks.

I don't want much, just a skeleton or two.

Or maybe three or four,
no, I want 27 or 28 of them...

And this is how you guys treat me?

Kyohei, is this your luggage?

Are you seriously thinking
you'II find treasure?

Why not? I'II take gold, silver,
pearls and whatever else!

I'II be happy if I find some
dinosaur fossils or something.

Fossils? Dude, you sound like an old man!

When you say uninhabited islands, it's beautifuI
castaway girls that come to mind!

What? I'd rather find some rare animals,
some elusive rare beasts or whatever!

I'd be fine with that as long as they're edible!

Wow! I can see the island now!

So, that's it, huh?

A pirate ship!

Why?!

Don't tell me that's ...
Why?!

Hello, I'm the captain!

That is a floating hoteI which was built
by Miss Nakahara for you to stay at!

We have everything you'II need during
your stay! This way, please!

Wow, Auntie is so well-prepared!

Hey, don't you think it's a little suspicious?

Huh? Why do you say that?

Well, I'II let you guys take care
of the rest! I'm the captain!

He's gone.

See? It is suspicious. Why would he
tell us to take care of the rest?

Huh?!

Come on, don't worry about details!

First we'd better get some food for tonight!

Sunako Nakahara, you come with me too!

Don't make me laugh.

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

How to protect your skin from sun damage!

Here's what you do if you want to
stay fair-skinned all year long!

Sun Block

Sun Block
Wrong!

Wrong!

It's a more effective to apply a little sun
block frequently than a lot all at once!

And taking in plenty of vitamin C at the same
time will prevent you from getting freckles!

Well, if you forget to apply sun block,
all you'II get is a tragedy!

Oh, no... Oh, no...

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Don't be like that, Sunako! This is a vacation
and you're supposed to enjoy it!

Okay, Sunako?

We don't get to do this very often, you know.

Hey, are you listening, Sunako?

Don't worry about me!

You'II say you don't like bright
sunshine or whatever,

but maybe the truth is that you're
scared of water or something!

Th.. That's not true!

Jeez, what a shame!

I can't believe this.

There are a lot of fresh fish and even
some fresh skeletons in the water!

Fr.. Fresh!

Fresh... Fresh... Fresh skeletons...

I'm coming!

I won't share them with anyone!

Whoa! Sunako stood up!

Let's go!

Kyohei sure has gotten better
at manipulating Sunako.

I'm sure he just wants to have
some fun with her.

Yay!

Race me!

Why?
Race me!

Why?
Are you scared of losing?

Are you scared of losing?

Now you're pissing me off!
Are you scared of losing?

Now you're pissing me off!

Whoa-nne!

The signals of Kyohei and the others have
disappeared from the mainland-nne!

It is a grave problem-nne!

They've probably have gone south-nne!

I don't know what's going on, but...

Let's just follow them!

Goth, goth!

Loli, loli!

For some reason, goth, goth...

the boat's heavey, loli, loli.

Hurry up!

Wh.. Wh.. What-nne?!

Noi, I'm heading out to
Neptune Island for a bit
Takenaga

Noi, I'm heading out to
Neptune Island for a bit
Takenaga
Noi, I'm heading out for a bit.

Of course I'm gonna to follow him when he
leaves a note like this all of a sudden.

You got on without paying.

Oh, be quiet! Just shut it!

Hurry up and row! I said row now!

To the south, goth, goth!

Yeah, yeah, loli, loli.

Come on!

Okay-nne!
Come on!

Okay-nne!

Okay-nne!
Put some muscle into it!

Put some muscle into it!

Okay-nne!
Put some muscle into it!

Okay-nne!

Phew! That was fun!

Huh? Where are Kyohei and Sunako?

They looked like they were having
a lot of fun together, huh?

Actually, they're over that way.

Skeletons! Skulls and bones! Skeletons!

Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure!
Skeletons! Skulls and bones! Skeletons!

She thinks she's gonna get all the treasure
to herself, but that's not gonna happen!

Bones! Bones! Empty shells of life!
Tragic and lovely calcium!

Hey, what are you doing lounging around?!
We're gonna dig up some treasure!

Oh boy, I guess I'II go hang out
with him for a change.

Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure!
Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons!

Treasure!
Skeletons!

Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure!

Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure!
It just hit something!

Treasure, treasure, treasure, treasure!

There it is! I've got a bone!

Good morning, Mr. Skele...

Su.. Sunako?

So, she's going to look in the woods next?

Pirates!

Wh.. What's going on?

That noise...

Treasure... Huh?!

Something's coming from that way!

A boulder!

Boulder! Boulder! Boulder!

Boulder! Boulder! Boulder!

Boulder! Boulder! Boulder!

Th.. That was close!

If this weren't a comedy, we'd be dead!

Who's there?

Sunako?

Wait up!

What the hell did she do now?

Man, she's fast!

Where did she go?

Why did she run away from us
in the first place?

Ranmaru!

You saved me!

Ra.. Ranmaru, don't look below you, all right!

Now you make me want to.

You've gotta be kidding me!

Sunako Nakahara, why you...

You pathetic fools who seek the treasure...

What the!

Oh no!

Let me down!

Kyohei!
Let me down!

Sunako, what in the world did you do that for?

What the...

Sunako...

My name is Captain Wing!

The souI of this woman who loves the
skull and crossbones so much

has now awoken me from my long slumber.

I will come back to life
right here, right now!

Sunako!

Ouch! You son of a... Wait!

Kyohei!

I can't believe this is happening!

Pirates!

Captain Wing!

Wing, Wing, Wing, Wing...

Who would have thought this would happen.

Has Sunako been possessed then?

Who're you dazzling at anyway?

More importantly what are we gonna do now?

I don't know, but we need to be very carefuI!

It seems like there are traps set up everywhere.

Hey, don't scare me like that!

Oh, crap!

Jeez, he just told you to be carefuI!

Oh...

We were just talking about this!

Yuki! Ranmaru!

I really need to be carefuI.

Whoa!

We're falling!

How long are you planning to take a break?!

Yell if you want-nne...

but we have-nne...

reached our-nne...

limits-nne.

And while you're here talking, we could get
attacked by a shark or something! Look!

Yeah, yeah...

No way-nne!

Jaws-nne!

Oh, my god, hurry!

Goth, goth!

Speed up!

Loli, loli!

Oh...

It's a baby. We freaked out for nothing-nne!

All right, let's get back to it!

That's the reaI one!

Don't panick-nne! It's times like this
we must ask for the mercy of Hell!

Goth, goth!

Loli, lo...

Oh, we're going to melt-nne!

Melty, melty...

Slimy, slimy...

Oww!

I can be so reckless sometimes
just because I'm young.

Hey, where's Takenaga?

Takenaga!

Noi is here! Teeheehee!

I'm so scared! I'm so scared!

Stop crying! Takenaga is going to bring
some rope or a ladder truck soon!

Don't yell at me!

If only he were a beautifuI girI,
then I wouldn't mind this so much.

I'm here for you.

Oh, you're so dependable.

Come on now...

Oh yes! You are so dependable!

I wish I had a cute little animaI with me now.

Wow, this is so comforting!

Sigh . . .

Anyway, we just have to hang in
there a little longer, I hope.

Huh?

I never would have thought I'd
find such luscious fruit

on an uninhabited island like this!

Huh? What did you say? H.. Hey!

What's a panda doing here?
It's a reaI panda!

I can't take it anymore!

Who would've thought I'd find
you in a place like this!

Let me hold you tight!

Ropes... or a ladder truck...
I guess we don't have either.

Ointment and a good luck charm...
I guess I'd need some salt too.

Is anyone in there?
Ointment and a good luck charm...
I guess I'd need some salt too.

D.. Dinosaur?!

Takenaga, I found you!

Noi! It's almost done, so have a
seat and wait just a minute.

Ta.. Ta.. Takenaga is naked
with only an apron on!

D.. D.. Dinosaur! Not only that it's ...

Don't stare at me like that.

This is too much!

I can't take this anymore!

That dinosaur is...

Oh, no! Don't eat me!

Let me eat you!

Where am I?

Sunako Nakahara, are you in there?

So, you came, eh?

The time has come for me to
raise the flag of Wing!

You shall die!

Huh? Have you been possessed for reaI?!

Now is the time for our departure!

Lads!

Huh?

The boss is calling!

I can't take this anymore!

Huh? The boss is calling!

Captain Wing! Captain Wing! Captain Wing!

I'm glad you all made it!

We'II make an offering of this beautifuI boy,
and come back to life!

Captain Wing!

Hey, what the hell do you think you're
doing with those frickin' ghosts?!

Wing!

Sunako Nakahara, snap out of it, damn it!
Let me down now!

What a feisty sacrifice!

In order for us to be resurrected...

Huh?!

Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons!

Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons! Skeletons!
There are so many of them!

B.. Boss...

The boss is rubbing against me!

Yeew!

Why?! I can't controI my body!

Huh? Sunako?

Huh? Noi? What are you doing here?

Well, you left me behind.
That was so mean!

I'm sorry, Noi, but I didn't want
to put you in danger.

This is no time for that!

Huh? What are you guys doing?

Get 'em, lads!

Are you kidding me?!

This is too horrific!

You coward! Untie me!

Shut up! You're not going to live long anyway!

What was that?!

I don't care if you're a pirate or what,

how dare you dress me up like this
while I was unconcsious?!

What kind of a pervert are you?!

You're a little noisy sacrifice!
You wanna be eaten by sharks that badly?!

Don't come near me! I'm Takenaga's girI!

Even if I must fight skeletons,
I will protect you, Noi!

You're awesome, Takenaga!

Ouch...

You're still awesome!

I'm not scared! I'm not scared!

My being surrounded by mannequins
every single day hasn't been in vain!

Now what do you say? This is the end for you!

Come on, I wanna see you jump! If you don't ...

Why? Why am I bleeding from the nose?!

Sunako, wake up!

Don't let a ghost beat you!

Sunako!

How dare you?! I will not give in to you fools!

Listen up, you son of a b*tch!

This girI right here is a hundred times
stronger than your candy a*s!

So, you need to get the hell out
of Sunako Nakahara now!

So... So radiant!

Begone, you Creature of Light! Go!

Su.. Sunako Nakahara!

This sucks.

Why? Why is this woman acting
against my will?

Shut up!

Excuse me?

Step aside, you half-asleep fooI!

I'm the one who's going to k*ll
the Creature of Light!

Whoa! Boss!

Th.. That girI is a frickin' weirdo!

Whoa! So radiant! Skeleton! Pirate!

Sunako!
Whoa! So radiant! Skeleton! Pirate!

Calm down!

Snap out of it!
Calm down!

Snap out of it!

Sunako!

Sunako!

Is she done now?

I guess her will to k*ll Kyohei with her
own hands overcame that ghost?

I don't know if I should be happy or not.

Jeez!

Hi, guys! What did you think?

I got a really good price on the island because
it has some history, but did you all like it?

What do you think about the idea of the
" Pirates' Island" theme? Pretty good, right?

Looks like you guys had a blast down there,

so I think I'm going to turn it
into an amusement park!

Stop blabbing all that nonsense!

This island is cursed!

Skeletons...

You come down and take responsibility
for what happened!
Skeletons...

Paalam na aalis na ako!
[Goodbye, I'm leaving!]

What language did she use this time?

More importantly how are we
going to get home?

Pirates of the Tres Bien

What I managed to obliterate

Was a bunch of blades

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

With felt petals, waiting

I can't see you anymore, waiting, waiting

I just keep on waiting in a sea without you

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

The felt petals, waiting

We won't see each other anymore

Waiting, waiting

I will probably be waiting in a sea without you

Don't pull the rope!

Don't pull the rope?

But this is the Sports FestivaI!

Toss the ba*ls!

Toss the ba*ls?

Like I said, it's just the Sports FestivaI!

Put your blood on the line, Sunako!

Put my blood on the line, you say?

For the last time, this is just
the Sports FestivaI!

Here we go again!

Dream Comes True
Next time on The Wallflower:
" Dream Comes True"

Next time on The Wallflower:
" Dream Comes True"

Do you like gym outfits?

Hey, don't pull that!