01x13 - Oui, Monsieur!

[bunniefuu]

Hiroshi here.

The production of a new TV show
" Hiroshi the Wallflower"

has been keeping me extremely busy.
I could even use the cat's help.

How can a damn cat help you?! That's not even
in the broadcasting schedule anyway!

We must achieve our originaI objectives!
Our goaI is to...

Turn Sunako into a respectable lady!

Man
Yukinojo
Toyama
Turn Sunako into a respectable lady!

Turn Sunako into a respectable lady!

Yeah, we definitely need to get this
rent problem off our backs!

Hiroshi the Wallflower

Hiroshi the Wallflower
Looks like we made it on air on time!

Hiroshi the Wallflower
You really didn't have to make it happen!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feeI soothing tenderness

Pass through me

Eat this mushroom!

The mushroom she offered the princess
looked irresistibly delicious.

The princess couldn't help eating it
without even thinking twice.

But all of a sudden her rosy
cheeks turned blue

and her once glossy-looking lips
looked lifeless, and finally...

Mushroom Man

Um... Um... M.. Mushrooms...

You saw it, didn't you?!

I'm sorry!

Oops, I forgot them!

Mushroom! Mushroom! Mushroom!

I'm sorry, again!

Sunako's Room

You shouldn't go in her room right now.

Supposedly, she's found some
banned video somewhere.

But like, I heard some laughs coming from her
room, so I thought she was in a good mood!

You're such an idiot.

Haven't you realized that Sunako's laughs
means normaI people's fear?

Anyway, where's the food?

I saw them eating [BLEEP]!

BLARGH!

Anyway, where's the damn food?

The video looked scary, but
Sunako looked even scarier!

Why is she like that?

I know, normaI is the best.

So, when you say " normaI" , you like girls who'd
say something like, " My hobby is baking" ?

Exactly!

Where's the food?

Ranmaru's Maiden Theater

So, what do you think about
something like this?

In the morning, you see the sunlight coming
through the window and her smile.

Good morning, sleepy head!

She stands in the backyard in her white frilly
apron, hanging the laundry out to dry.

How are you today, little birdie?

She pours out tea for me
while I relax at the terrace.

I made some pudding.
Would you like to try some?

I'd like some sweet pudding,

but I'd far rather those
far sweeter lips of yours.

Oh, stop it, Ranmaru!
The bird is watching us!

So what?

No, we shouldn't !

Come on.

Oh, you silly bunny!

I don't give a damn about any silly bunny!
Where's the damn food?

Sometimes I'm more scared of
Ranmaru than I am of Kyohei.

That's cold!

Oh, by the way, Yuki, what made you go
into Sunako's room in the first place?

Oh, right!

Well, I got a whole bunch of free mushrooms so
I was going to ask her to use them for dinner.

Oh...

Mushrooms...

I had some great French dish last week
that used mushrooms.

All right, I'II make it!

Did you hear that, Miss? He said " French" !
What a snobby high schooI kid!

You're right!

So! Was it that good? Make it! Now!
Right now! Quickly! Instantly!

Oui, monsieur!

Gulp...

Sunako, I made dinner tonight!

I'II leave it right here, so eat it, okay?!

Eat it! You eat it too!

I did my best.

Hm? It tastes okay.

okay
Hm? It tastes okay.

Ranmaru made it for us. Let's enjoy it.

Thank you!

By the way, who gave you
so many mushrooms?

Well, you see...

When I was taking a walk this afternoon...

Goth, goth!

Loli, loli! Goth, goth, loli, loli!

Sabato sabatia! Shubizuba!

Humph-nne!

Now that our platinum-colored sweat is
pouring away from dancing so hard,

let's bring the items that we
obtained before Christmas...

The maiden mushrooms-nne!

If we eat these...

...we can instantly metamorphose...

...into girls that all men dream of!

With the power granted by Hell!

Now we shall eat the mushrooms and head to
the castle-nne where our prince awaits-nne!

Huh?

Hey, you forgot something!

You can have them-nne!

That's what happened!

Throw up! Jam your finger in
your throat and throw up!

Hey, you guys are wasting it all!

You'd better throw up too! Why would you
feed us such freaky-a*s things anyway?!

But they gave them to me!

BLARGH!

BLARGH!
Thank you, I'm done.

Thank you, I'm done.

Sunako?!

Did you eat that?

All of it?

Y.. Yeah, I did...

Su.. Su.. Sunako!

She's still breathing!

Snap out of it, Sunako Nakahara!
Live, Sunako Nakahara!

H.. Hey...

This is so embarrassing!
Please let me down!

Ouch!

POl SONOUS

MUSHROOMS

No way...

POISONOUS MUSHROOMS

POISONOUS MUSHROOMS
Poisonous mushrooms?!

Um... Was I that heavy?

I'm terribly sorry. Sniffle!

How creepy...

But she's kinda cute!

Mushroom Encyclopedia

Mushroom Encyclopedia
Ranmaru, if I remember correctly

Poisonous Mushroom
Maiden Mushroom
Ranmaru, if I remember correctly

Poisonous Mushroom
Maiden Mushroom
that mushroom had something
like this on it, right?

Poisonous Mushroom
Maiden Mushroom
Oh, yeah, I remember that because
this part was pink.

Poisonous Mushroom
Maiden Mushroom

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Calm down, calm down.

Just hold on.

Ra.. Ranmaru?

Talk about cheesy theatrics!

It's burning my eyes.

It's gone to my nose.

Thank you.

This way.

Ra.. Ranmaru?!

What a fearsome man!

But... But Sunako...

Lady

Lady
Looked like a lady!

Looked like a lady!

Yahoo! Free rent, baby!

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

I put her to sleep in Auntie's room.

Good work!

Say what?! You mean in that frilly,
ruffly and glittering room?!

She seemed very happy too.

ooooh. . .

You idiot! Stop crying!

I'm just so happy...

I'm sorry, I'm not gonna cry anymore.

But what do we do if she goes back
to her old self tomorrow?

Trifles! Whatever comes out of
your mouth is so trifling!

Sunako, Banzai!

Lady, Banzai!

Good morning.

Good mowning to yew, tew!

I'II bring breakfast right away.

Oh, okay!

Please don't mind us.

Hurry up, will ya?

This is kinda embarrassing, huh?

Just our imagination?

Whatever! Just bring the food!

Whoa! Check out the girly menu!

Not that I didn't like her usuaI
Japanese menu though!

It looks great! Thank you for the food!

YUCK!!

The Road to Womanhood ~ QUIZ!

Quiz
The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood ~ QUIZ!

Quiz
The Road to Womanhood!

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz
Here comes the first question!

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz
You're at a restaurant, and you want to remove
some fish bones or fruit seeds from your mouth.

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz
What would you do?

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz

Kyohe Takano SunakoNakahara RanmaruMor
The Road to Womanhood Quiz
Yes, Kyohei!

WRONG!

Yes, Sunako!

Put them either on the fork or a spoon,
and place them on the edge of your plate!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

That is correct!

But that's actually a bit difficult to do.

In that case, make a fist like this,

and put it inside the fist,
while you hide your mouth,

then put them down on the plate.

Yup! It's a big no-no to take it directly out of
your mouth and put it on the plate!

You're exactly right!

Shut up!

We'II see you next week!

Quiz
The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Quiz
The Road to Womanhood!
NOT To Be Continued

It tastes like crap!

Wh.. What is this?

Why is it bitter?!

Why is this sweet?!

What the?! Gummies in the salad?!
Yogurt in the pasta?!

Oh, you didn't like it?

Go back!

You, go back to your old self right now!

We haven't eaten anything
decent since yesterday!

I... I'm so sorry...

Why isn't she taking a swing at me?!

That's how a normaI girI would react.

Sunako, please don't cry!

I'II remake it all right away!

No, it's okay! You don't have to.

Seriously! I can eat this, if I try hard!

Are you sure? That makes me happy!

That was close.

Well then, I'II go do the laundry now.

Hey, what about the food?! Something good!

Sure is nice to have a girI
around though, isn't it?

Auntie and old Sunako are both women,

but when it comes to a maiden,
it's a whole different story, y'know?

Can I help you with something?

Just our imagination?

Damn it!

Kyohei, you need to stop picking on
Sunako too! She's a maiden now.

Well, that maiden is about to
wash your underwear!

Hah! Maiden my a*s!

Stop it!

I... I'II do it myself!

Okay, then I'II go clean your rooms.

Oh, thanks...

N.. N.. NOOOOO!

There are bad books in there!

I have all kinds of stuff in there!

I... I'II do it myself! Okay? All right?

THROB

THROB
Wow!

Wh.. What am I doing?!

I... I'd better get back to the laundry.

Whoops, I'm soaked.

Oh, I'm sorry!

It's okay...

Where's the food?

I'm hungry.

Kyohei...

What?

A kiss please.

What did you say?!

Y.. Y.. You've been eyeing me
that way all this time?!

No! This is so indecent!

Having a maiden in our home makes me feeI
like I'm betraying Noi for some reason.

What?

If I have to be so sensitive about everything like
this, then I'd rather have the old Sunako back.

I feeI the same way.

Kyohei, if you kiss her, she might go back
to her old self from the shock!

Then why didn't you say so instead
of beating around the bush?

But you know what?

I don't wanna do it, because free rent is
more important to me than all that!

But you told her to go back
to her old self earlier!

Shut up! I changed my mind, that's all!

You're so perverse! Heartless!

Rent! Rent! Rent!

You mustn't argue!
Please get along with one another!

Sunako wouldn't say anything like that.

The Sunako we know always
stirs up trouble,

and makes things horrorific regardless
of what's going on around her!

And she randomly gushes blood from
her nose and causes us to panic!

I could never forgive such
a horrible person!

DOH!

She'd normally start nosebleeding
if she got that close to us.

I get it! Nosebleed, huh?
So, let's use our sexuaI charm this time!

And speaking of sexuaI charm, Ranmaru!

I got this!

Man, you're fast!

And whatever that is, it smells dangerous.

Hey, why don't you do it, Takenaga?

Huh? Me? Nope! I can't !

Don't worry! Allow the technician
to write the script for you!

I'm starving...

Did you call?

Come closer.

Y.. Yes, sir...

The second page of the script...

Gently take her hand and
pull her close to you!

Come...

And glow right there for no apparent reason!

So radiant...

And hold her! Then lay her down!
Yes, do it! Do it now!

Moron...

He sounds like a porn video director.

I'm sorry, Noi! I've made a mistake!

throb throb

throb throb
Takenaga!

I can't be here! I'm gone!

Don't do anything stupid!

No! Don't stop me!

Then, I'II go too!

Shut up! What you need to be doing
is feeding me right now!

Hey, why are you so self-centered?

Enough of this! I'm gonna take a bath!

Hey, wait.

He's serious. He must be starving to death!

Cripes! This is what makes girls
such a pain in the a*s!

What the hell are you looking at?

Please, Kyohei!

You wanna eat decent food too, right, Kyohei?

Give her a little kiss!

Just a little one!

Come on, come on! Come on, come on!

Will you stop bothering me
when I'm in the bath?

I'II shampoo your hair!

I'II wash your back!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!
Don't you touch me!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!
Ow!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!

Slippery!
DoNotRun!
Damn you!

Jeez...

Excuse me, I've brought a change of clothes.

I... I'm sorry!

Go back to normaI!

How much longer are you
planning to stay that way?

I don't understand what
you're talking about.

Um, please let me go.

If you kiss her, she might go back
to her old self from the shock!

That hurts...

N... NO!

Get the food on now! Hurry!

Jeez, it didn't even hurt.

Huh? Huh?

Sunako!

Y.. Yes! I'm coming!

Wh.. What happened?

What am I supposed to do from now on?

whiff
What am I supposed to do from now on?

whiff

whiff
Hm? This smell...

Hm? This smell...

Thank you for waiting!

I guess it looks a little plain, since
everything's sort of a brownish color.

Now that's the food we're talking about!

Japanese food!

This is it! This is it!

Is this the best or what?

Yes, it is!

Excuse me, would you like seconds?

Um...

It tastes soooooo good!

You did it! You really did a good job!

Hey!

Is she breathing?

Sunako!

It's Sunako!

It's Sunako!

She's back!

Hiroshi, Akira, Josephine, John...

Oh, you're awake?

Here...

Eat it! You eat it too!

You know, I guess you are...

...better this way.

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Oh...

Kyohei, is Sunako up?

Should we try to feed her those
mushrooms again?

Oui, Monsieur!

What I managed to obliterate

Was a bunch of blades

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

With felt petals, waiting

I can't see you anymore, waiting, waiting

I just keep on waiting in a sea without you

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

The felt petals, waiting

We won't see each other anymore

Waiting, waiting

I will probably be waiting in a sea without you

Preppie girI, huh?

Get up! Get up, you preppie girI!

That's tomorrow's ... Oh, I can't say it!

Maiden?

That is my famous scar on the forehead!

That's Saotome's line... I can't say it!

Celebrity?

Big sister!

My little sister... I can't say it!

Now the next episode preview
is all messed up!

Whose fault is that?!

Sleeping Well-Bred Beauty
Whose fault is that?!

Sleeping Well-Bred Beauty
Next time on The Wallflower:
"Sleeping Well-Bred Beauty"

Next time on The Wallflower:
"Sleeping Well-Bred Beauty"

What, another new character?

Is this payback?