01x05 - Feast of the Beautiful Creatures

[bunniefuu]

Yes, I'm Hiroshi, can I help
you with something?

Anyway, everyone's been all over my friend
Sunako, trying to turn her into a lady.

Is she going to be okay?

Hey, you stand out too much!

I'm at that age, you know.

What age is that?!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

Okay, are you ready?

I'll do my best!

Good, good, I like that!
Turn your head a little more this way!

Yeah, just like that!

Oh, hi, Mr. Kinoyama!
What can I do for you?

Wow, you've got beautiful hair!

Huh?

S.. Sir?!

What's the matter with Mr. Kinoyama?

Looks like he's in a slump.

He was complaining to me that he hasn't been
able to find any good models lately.

Th.. This is it!

I can feel it coming!
I can feel artistic inspiration!

Sunako?

Sunako?

This is a nice place, isn't it?

Everyone says this place is haunted.

What?!

Just kidding! It's just a rumor! I'm sorry!

It's haunted?

Where is my head?

The fresh blood of a young maiden!

Sh.. She looks happy.

I guess we successfully cleared Level 1 .

But at any rate, who would've thought she'd
end up in a magazine like this?

Not only that, a photographer who happened
to see it asked Sunako to be a model.

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Not only that, a photographer who happened
to see it asked Sunako to be a model.

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Guess things are looking up for us too!

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Guess things are looking up for us too!

MysteriousBeautiful Girl Miss 'N'
Do you really think so?

Do you really think so?

Huh?

You're Sunako Nakahara, correct?
Please come this way.

Thank you for the invite!

Sunako is a model?!

No way in hell!

NOOOOO!

Be still! I can't apply foundation like this!

Hurry up and take your clothes off!

I said, no!

Mr. Kinoyama, can a girl like
that really handle this?

For that matter, is she really even human?

Are you saying you don't trust me?

N.. Not at all!

When it comes to photographing
beautiful women,

no one's better than Kinoyama,
the international photographer!

And the only person who can spark
my sensibilities and make it go...

"Badabing!" is this girl!

"Badabing," you say?

And get this!

The girl is the niece of Miss Nakahara, who's
known as the Mary Antoinette of the East!

Good day!

Really?!

Considering how great
Miss Nakahara's beauty is,

her niece is just like an
ill-fated beautiful little girl,

who's offered as a sacrifice
to a monster, right?

I'm not sure...

Mr. Kinoyama!

She's ready.

Oh!

She's ready! My Claudia!

Wh.. What the hell is that?!

Well, because...

You morons!

Even a vampire wouldn't go for that!

What are you going to do about this now?
I mean, just do something!

Do something in the next ten minutes!

You'd better take responsibility!
Commit harakiri! Apologize to me!

Apologize to me right now!

Hey, Mr. Kinoyama, Mr. Kinoyama!

That's it! Look! That's it!

Shut up! Don't change the subject!
That's it! Look! That's it!

Shut up! Don't change the subject!
Mr. Kinoyama! Please, Mr. Kinoyama!

Mr. Kinoyama! Please, Mr. Kinoyama!

Hey, hey, come on, hey, come on.

Mr. Vampire, hey, come on.
Mr. Ghost, you come too, please.

Mr. Headless you come on too.
I have a delicious sacrifice.

There's something wrong with that girl!
She's definitely a weirdo!

I don't care! Let's just go with it!

Who knows, she might be
extremely photogenic!

"Photogenic" ?! He's a photographer
for god's sake!

Let's begin the test sh**t!

Yes, sir!

Look, just give me all the light you have!
We might be able to get away with it!

Actually, I'm surprised she came with
us without even complaining!

That's because...

What did you tell her?

Well, I told her that the people from
the supernatural research group

were wondering if she'd be
interested in a tour.

Takenaga, you're pretty sneaky, aren't you?

Best of all, they'll pay her 500,000 yen!
She'd be crazy not to do it!

But they're going to take
pictures of her, right?

What if they find out that she's ...

Sh.. Should we go check it out?

Wait!

You're gonna ruin the makeup!

The dress cost 100,000 yen!

Noooo! I hate cameras! I hate the flash!

Th.. This isn't good!

Kyohei, catch her!

Huh? Okay!

I'm sorry, guys.

Huh?

We promise we'll make it right.

So don't worry!

Cute... These guys are so cute!

I can feel my eyes being cleansed!

How old are you guys? Still in high school?

Which agency do you work for?

Are you guys amateurs?
Interested in show biz?

Wanna model for a living?

Where's the model? Where is she?

I got her!

Hey, let me go! Let me go!

Jeez, you wouldn't believe how fast she is!

Fabulous!

This face... This skin...

The stature... The length of his legs!

He's like the ultimate subject, who was
born to be photographed by me,

the international photographer!

How about it? Do you want to be my model?

He's gone!

Huh?

Model

He wants to take pictures of me?
Give me a break!

By at any rate, this really does
look like a place she'd love.

I guess no one will find me in here.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No, no, nooooooo!

No good at all!

Absolutely no good!

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

When you want to look great in a picture...

What should your eyes be focused on?

Wrong!

Do you know which side
is your " good side" ?

Turn your " better side" slightly
towards the camera!

Correct!

For an ID photo, leave a white handkerchief
on your lap for better looking skin!

What will happen if I put a blue one there?

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Heroimu, hessaimu, heroimu, hessaimu...
No, no, no, no!

Heroimu, hessaimu, heroimu, hessaimu...
Mr. Kinoyama, just calm down!

Mr. Kinoyama, just calm down!

Why don't you just use those guys as models?

You don't get it, do you?

The vanity girl is the theme of this project!

How could you even suggest
that I use male models?!

I'm the best in the world when
it comes to photographing

beautiful young girls for god's sake!

Huh?

Sunako, aren't you tired? Are you okay?

I wanna go home, but I wanna stay here too.

It'll be over soon, so hang in there! Okay?

Do you want some water?

Mr. Kinoyama?

You!

Me?!

Eureka!

What does that mean?
I've heard that line before.

That's the word Archimedes
shouted in the bathroom.

It means "I found it!"
in Greek.

Make him up!

Yes, sir!

Yes!

I thought he'd never ask!

What? What? What? What?

It's coming... It's finally coming...

The historic moment when Kinoyama,
the international photographer,

overcomes the wall that he himself
has created is upon us!

Noooo!
overcomes the wall that he himself
has created is upon us!

Noooo!

Oh my god, your skin is so smooth!

Come on, take it all off!

I'm going to help you do just that!

Wow, your hair is so silky!
It's such a waste to put a wig over it!

But... But...

Yuki, you're so cute!

Hey, aren't we going to help him?
Yuki, you're so cute!

Hey, aren't we going to help him?

Just wait, I'm curious to see
what's going to happen.

Yuki?!

W.. Wait, Yuki!

Th.. That was just a joke.

I can't take this! I can't take this anymore!

Just like at the school festival, why am I
always the one who has to dress like this?!

Don't take it so hard, Yuki.

You were handpicked by a photographer
of worldwide renown!

Isn't that right, Takenaga?

You think so?

He's right, Yuki! You look very lovely!

Sob, sob, sob, sob! Sob, sob, sob, sob!

What are you doing making
him feel even worse?!
Sob, sob, sob, sob! Sob, sob, sob, sob!

My bad...
Sob, sob, sob, sob! Sob, sob, sob, sob!

Not like that! Give me more vain allure!

Allure? I can't do that!

Look at me right here! Right here!
Be more feminine!

Amazing! This is amazing, Mr. Kinoyama!

There's no doubt, you're the
international girl k*ller!

Not enough... It's still not enough allure!

Hey, make those two up too!

What?

Do you have a tarantula friend?

Oh, well...

I panicked for nothing.

Gorgeous! Gorgeous!

Hey, let me wear fangs!

I bet you'd look so good with them!

You have beautiful hair!

All right, let's sh**t!

Why aren't they dressed in drag?

Good, good, good, just like that!

Give me different poses!
Put your hand on his shoulder!

Not like that! Twist your hip!

That's it! Move your face closer to it!

Good! Let's take a break!

Do you want to come visit
my room some day?

Oh...

Here you go, Sunako. It's hot cocoa.

Thanks.

This seriously sucks!

I'm the only one they make dress like this!

But check this out! I fought hard
to keep my jeans on at least.

Hey, do you think I look that much like a girl?

At times like this, if I was tough like Kyohei,
I guess I'd be able to say stuff like,

"Don't give me that crap, you son of a b*tch!"
or "Get the hell out of here,"

but I can't be like that, so...

On the other hand, Takenaga and Ranmaru
always seem to be doing their own thing

and having fun, and I guess things would be
much easier if I could be more like them.

I'm kinda like you too.

But you're cool, Sunako.

When it comes down to it, you
say what's on your mind.

It makes me kinda jealous.

But it's not like that...

Oh, there you are.

Let's have a meeting while they
touch up your makeup.

Oh, okay.

I'm telling you, you really
saved us on this one.

Now I'm confident that my next photo
exhibition is going to be a big success.

Good for you.

Yeah, but boy, that girl
Sunako Nakahara is something else.

She's the worst of the worst.

What a rip-off!

You're the one who asked Sunako to be a model,
even though you never met her before.

I don't think she deserves to be
talked about like that!

That's why she's a rip-off!

I was totally fooled by her
photos in the magazine!

I didn't think she was that ugly!

Let's send her home!

She's so unpleasant that I can't
even concentrate! You know?

I'll just be counting on you for the rest.
Now I've got a new concept.

I'm going to keep the momentum
and snap away!

H.. Hey...

I quit.

What?

Wait! What are you talking about?

Jeez, what am I going to do with you?

Hey, Yuki, you know what?

Sunako...

They said this place isn't haunted anymore,

so let's go home.

Hold on a second.

What do you think you're doing?
You have to explain what's going on.

Don't tell me you got bothered by me
talking bad about the girl?

Ridiculous!

Do whatever you want!

What the hell?

Mr. Kinoyama, what's going on?

What the hell is your problem?!

You're a man, but you look
like a frickin' doll!

But you can't even act like a girl!
That's just rude!

Whoa! You're talking like a woman!

His anger meter has reached its max!

Make up your damn mind, you half-a*s man!

Half-a*s... Half-a*s... Half-a*s...

Hey, Yuki! Get a hold of yourself!
Half-a*s... Half-a*s... Half-a*s...

Hey, Yuki! Get a hold of yourself!

Th.. That's my camera!

My expensive camera!

Mr. Kinoyama, please keep your composure!
My expensive camera!

Mr. Kinoyama, please keep your composure!

Y.. Y.. You'd better pay for it!

Huh?

Pay for it? Pay for what? Pay how much?

I... I'd better run!

What was that?

So, there is a ghost?

Ghost?!

How exciting!

Hey, Sunako! Be careful!

It's no use. She's on cloud nine.

Kyohei!

You tried to bail out without us, didn't you?
I won't forgive you for that!

Be.. Because we have to pay for...

Hey, Kyohei!

No ghost...

Sunako, let's get out of here.

Hold it right there!

Do any of you have the slightest idea what
it means to be photographed by me?!

It would no longer be a dream to
instantly enter the limelight

and stand there in front of the whole world!

We're not interested.

What?

Mr. Kinoyama, are you okay with this?

They're really going to run away!

Y.. Yes, sir!

I had no idea that's what happened.

If I hadn't been injured, I'd have
kicked the cameraman's a*s!

Actually, I'm glad you were injured.

Hey, aren't you angry?

I'm over it! Sunako got angry for me anyway.

I guess it's all right if you say so.

Hey!

We got the money! 500,000 yen!

Huh? But why?

You did it, Yuki!

Stop it!

An invitation to his photo
exhibition is in here too.

What should we do? Wanna go check it out?

No way! I don't like that guy!

But we can't just take the
money and do nothing.

Sure, let's go check it out!

There are more people in here than I expected.

Yeah, I guess he's popular.

Huh?

Excuse me, you're the guys
in the photos, right?

All four of you look really cool!

C.. Cool?

The four of us?

Dinner Under the Moon

When did he take that?

Boy, he got us, didn't he?

"D.. Dinner"?!

Am I their food?!

How dare he take this without permission?

Calm down! At least he paid us, you know!

Good for you!

Auntie?!

I got the invitation, so I stopped by.

It's fabulous!

Everyone's saying that this will end up
being one of his masterpieces.

Hey, give back the money!

You haven't paid the rent
for a while, you know.

I got hurt doing this!
I had to get seven stitches!

I have medical expenses!

Get out of here.
I have medical expenses!

Get out of here.

Damn!

One, two, three...

Listen to me when I'm talking to you!

That's 500,000 yen even! Thanks!

She's a demon.

I see a demon in front of me.

Okay, I have to go now! I've got an akasuri
body-scrub appointment in Korea!

You guys continue to take care
of Sunako for me, okay!

Ahn nyung hee ke se yo!
Ttoe maha-na bho-she-da!

Guys! So you made it!

I truly owe you guys big-time!

This exhibition is a huge success,
all thanks to you!

I'm just glad that it didn't damage
the reputation of Kinoyama,

the international photographer.

Should I just beat his a*s up
to vent my anger?

I'm not going to stop you.

By the way, didn't that captivatingly
beautiful girl Sunako come?

These guys want to interview her.

Oh, tres bien, Sunako!

Beautiful, Sunako!

Khorosho, Sunako!

Now that I think about it, we did force her
to get in the cab with us, but...

She... She's not here! She didn't come!

She said she didn't feel good or something.

I want this!

The Beautiful One's Banquet

What I managed to obliterate

Was a bunch of blades

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

With felt petals, waiting

I can't see you anymore, waiting, waiting

I just keep on waiting in a sea without you

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

The felt petals, waiting

We won't see each other anymore

Waiting, waiting

I will probably be waiting in a sea without you

Hell no, I'm not gonna do the housework!

Don't say that!

This button needs to be sewed back on!

I'll take care of that!
This button needs to be sewed back on!

I'll take care of that!

My shirt is wrinkled!

I'll take care of that!
My shirt is wrinkled!

I'll take care of that!

I'm hungry!

I'll take care of that!
I'm hungry!

I'll take care of that!

What kind of robot is that?

Chi-chiki-chi!

I'm scared! I'm so scared!

Dreamy Halloween
Next time on The Wallflower:
" Dreamy Halloween" !

Next time on The Wallflower:
" Dreamy Halloween" !

She's a weirdo!

Chi-chiki-chi!