00x17 - Lord of the Ring Toss

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

our teams were full of beans who knew so

many people hated beans

emma told noah they could get back

together once the race was over

total bull is what happened next but

dwayne and junior

really connected then caught several

connecting flights home

after being eliminated only eight teams

remain

so things are bound to get fierce

starting right now

on the redonkulous race

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we're back in southern alberta and

yesterday's winners are grabbing today's

first tip

winning two in a row is awesome but

we're not counting our chickens before

the car

truth yo but only one team can win so

i hope it's us whoa i was totally

thinking the same thing just not out

loud

cool we're flying to the arctic circle

awesome

circles are my favorite shape dude the

arctic circle

home to the world's harshest climate

whitest animals and favorite storybook

characters

teams must fly here by cessna two teams

per flight

to get their next tip and they'll be

chilled to the bone to find out there's

another boomerang in play

find this attached to your tip and you

can make another team

repeat the first challenge just our way

of adding some

oh that's cold to the cold

good luck guys yeah rocket what was that

second doesn't win a million bucks we've

only been first once because you keep

dragging us down

me you're the one who wouldn't eat any

beans wow whoa

look who's playing the blame game

hi guys what's up hey you know

the goths really kicked butt in alberta

think we should try to form an alliance

with them

alliances are just invitations to get

stabbed in the back

you can never really know anyone as soon

as you think you do

wham they rip your heart from your chest

and they eat it

okay so is that a no

you are so friendly with the besties you

practically smiled

they're survivors like us i felt a

kinship

do we try to form an alliance no

hey i don't like the way that kitty girl

acts nice

yeah nice is for participation ribbons

not million dollar prizes do they want

to win or not

all teams are now heading towards the

heart of the arctic circle

where the ice is nearly as thick as the

tension between our teams

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these tiny planes are safe right buddy

i read somewhere that 86 of small planes

crash

when you're a professional ice dancer

you either learn how to play mind games

or you learn how to say i used to be a

nice dancer

playing number one carrying the surfers

and gators has made it to the arctic

circle oh it's a boxer watch

i rode the bull in alberta so this one

is you

find a ring somewhere hidden in the snow

and toss one onto a narwhal

oh narwhal huh so what's a narwhal

in this botcher watch botchers must find

a hoop somewhere hidden around this

location

and successfully toss it on to the tusk

of a narwhal

like so once they finish the task

teams must ride one of these snowmobiles

east until they find the next dawn box

this is the last chance for teams to use

the boomerang to send one team back to

repeat the challenge

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this is incredible a boomerang is

literally a game changer

you can vault yourself into first place

if you play it right and

the team you use it on is practically

guaranteed to go home

as long as we have it we're the most

powerful team in the game

uh thank you captain obvious okay you

know what

no no no no no no no no no no

got one

we're gonna be here all day if you throw

like that it was my first try

awesome searching dude you're the man

uh you demand too this is horrible

i can't even find a ring no worries

compadre

oh i mean usually i'm the one letting us

down

this is a nice change well that's true

huh i guess i'm pulling a broodie

yes i put us into first place can we go

now or do you want to stay and build a

statue of yourself

every time ryan finally manages to do

something right the whole world has to

drop everything so we can all

celebrate his major achievement you know

what

you're a joy vampire you

suck the joy right out of everything if

i had a time machine

i'd go back to our first date and slap

myself

i found a ring

whoa dude wait until you see a water

unicorn

oh right right huh sorry as the haters

move on

and jeff struggles more teams arrive to

collect their tips

i got this one homie whatever

when did devon get so cool

it's a good thing i'm doing this botcher

watch i think devin's reached stage four

of breaking up with shelley

rock bottom yeah

stage four

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[Applause]

okay that was pure luck but we don't

have to tell them that

pull over let me do this you drive like

an old lady can you please

stop insulting everything i do can you

please stop insulting everything i do

real mature real mature pull over and

let me drive

i do not sound like that i do not sound

like that stop it stop

it

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some teams are coming close but close

only counts in horseshoes

and airborne viruses

i ringed a narwhal yay let's go

man this is so intense we were in first

but now two teams are ahead of us

ah i wish we could trade places the only

thing worse than

botching a botch is watching a botch

don't give up jeff you can do this

hmm there are only seven teams left to

crush

with the power of my mind ding

now serving the surfers come on come on

oh hey are you just still here uh i

thought your partner was the weak link

on your team

but maybe not

wait this is our only chance to use the

boomerang uh but no one is ahead of us

we're winning let's just go no let's

wait for the next team to show up and

send them back that challenge was really

hard another team might not show up for

hours you did it

how hard can it be hey i got us into the

lead

which is more than you've ever done for

us are you

kidding me it's an all-in for this

all-in challenge

teams need to work together to saw

blocks of snow and assemble them into an

igloo

once they get a thumbs up from this

local it's a foot race due

east until they reach the chill zone

where i'll be surrounded by as many

portable heaters as the crew can provide

seriously go find heaters great now the

goths are ahead of us where to blow our

lead

why can't you do something right for a

change and use the boomerang

i build a rag ryan what we're all the

same team

it's sad when love turns to poison

that's nice the rules don't say anything

about being

unable to boomerang themselves so i'll

allow it

but since it's a botcher watch this time

stephanie has to ring the narwhal

great now i can show ryan how stupid

easy it is to put a hoop on a giant fish

you are such a blah

great i can't wait to watch that when we

return on

the redonkulous race

okay dude you're doing great

this was a total low point for me in the

broadster i've never disappointed him

before

oh bro and i never want to do it again

yes oh hey good luck i hope you don't

lose your best friend because you're so

bad at this

at the mind game olympics i would most

definitely take the gold

dude i'm sorry if i ever made you feel

bad about

watching a challenge and i'm sorry if

i'm making you feel like you're letting

me down cause you

aren't no you couldn't oh man

who cares about the ring talks and now

we got a pro hug

you rained it so wait

yes as more teams complete the first

challenge

the haters head back to complete it

again

i guess the gas boomeranged ryan and

stephanie i'm

impressed hey devon

maybe next challenge you can help me out

a bit helplessness

is a sign of depression wow

devin's rock bottom must be in a box in

a hole

at the base of the grand canyon you know

bro we went from first place to six on

my watch

but i'm gonna make up for that starting

fight

uh for the record that did not go the

way i thought it would

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uh let's just build a mound of snow and

hollow it out

fluffy white snow it's not our thing

sanders if you take any longer i'm gonna

have to charge you overtime

seriously hurry up see there's only one

team

left you just put our necks on the

chopping block

stay out of my way i'm gonna show you

how quickly this challenge can be done

by someone with skills

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wow

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that's it partner you show that snow

who's boss

the cadets are a good team and even they

are having a hard time with the ring

toss oh

please this is child's play all i need

is one ring

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you were saying my aim was perfect the

wind took it off course

they boomerang themselves even for me

that's dark what would it take to want

to boomerang your own team

maybe they realized it's all meaningless

because death is inevitable

yeah that might do it hey now we hollow

it out

okay let's find a good spot to set up

hey

hey i'm sorry did you say

hey or here both okay

hey guys hi emma

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go ahead genius show me how it's done

way to yell in my ear and ruin my shot

are you trying to make us lose are you

really

asking me that while the haters and the

police cadets fight to get out of last

place

first place is still up for grabs as all

the other teams are now working on the

igloo challenge

detention seed we planted has sprouted

now it's time to make it cow bloom

listen you need to pick it up brody told

jacques that you've been dragging him

down

oh is he upset about the snowmobile

thing too

fairy why wouldn't brody tell me he was

upset with me

unless he's really upset with me oh man

i gotta kick it into overdrive

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whoa slow and steady dude no

we're too far behind

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dude

36 time is the charm you could be a

little more supportive since you're the

one who frustrated me into boomeranging

us

if we're sent home today i'm suing you

for half a million dollars

good luck with that because i'm gonna

suit your partner

not in the last place not in last place

as the cadets float away the teams ahead

of them continue to work away

you want to form an alliance what it's

tempting

he's dark enough but is she thanks

but we don't do alliances whatev

phew that was close

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oh man i don't want to be the reason we

get sent home

it's not your fault it's mine maybe it's

nobody's fault bro

really yeah maybe we just gotta chill on

the stress

and finish this igloo thing we're not

falters we're surfers dude yeah

we can do this

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i can't believe how badly that backfired

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yes sure but that doesn't make up for i

know

i boomeranged us stop living in the past

in the past

i dated you so i have no plans to ever

live there again

the temperature of the water might k*ll

us but we got no choice

you go first what

too cold whoa sweet

i used to hate all mammals but this

narwhal is pretty cool

uh we're mammals i know

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we did it man

hey you we're done

wow first place

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all i said was first place first place

is good what's his problem

sometimes the dudes just gotta cry don

help

little help here we know that the ice

dancers were messing with our brains

that's below the belt guys and you know

it's below the belt

socks socks reek yo we don't

care what the other teams dude we're

gonna play fair

right till the end we'll win the million

still be best bods and do it our way

this b*mb

wow we finished before noah and owen

should we stick around and help them

build their

second place is pretty darn good this is

what i think of second place

stop you're hurting chilly billy

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the next team we choose to destroy won't

be so lucky

we're not the last team here so stop

mining and start building

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as more and more teams finally get the

thumbs up and some are doing other stuff

the last place cadets finally arrived to

start the igloo challenge

i'll stack you grab the saw and make me

blocks until i say stop

on it we have one advantage over the

haters

we're a team that can work together

thanks for not mentioning i put us in

jeopardy by messing up the ring toss

thing

yeah i figured it went without saying

third place

fourth you're in fifth

it doesn't fit stop wasting time uh

we'd be finished already if you hadn't

are you still

talking about that ah ancient history

we don't finish this igloo will be

ancient history if we end up being

eliminated after everything that

happened

the fighting the breakup the boomerang

i'm not sure our relationship will

survive it

i know you're in sixth which means the

police cadets and the haters

are facing possible elimination the

pressure is on

block placing block block

you need to cut faster i'm going as fast

as i can put those perfectly sculpted

muscles of yours to work

stop yelling your beautiful flawless

face off at me here

thank you i need three more blocks to

finish the baby's room

to speed things up and because i'm

freezing

the last two teams can ride their

snowmobiles to the chill zone

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the way that race ended in a messy heap

of pain is rather symbolic of your

relationship

ryan stephanie you're the last team to

arrive

sending you home is exactly what i do if

this were an elimination round but it's

not

you're safe i'm so happy right now

i wasn't ready to go home i still have

some feelings for stephanie i also have

feelings for ryan

and we are a good team it was this

competition that broke us up

totally if we went someplace where there

was no stress hardship or challenges

i think we'd be happy and together

forever i forgive you for boomeranging

us

forgive me do you know how many times

you've almost gotten us eliminated

even if that were true which it isn't at

least i never hurt our team on purpose

no you just hurt us by being bad at

everything oh

you're impossible the hate is back on

the redonkulous race

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