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00x14 - Down and Outback

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Total Drama". Aired: July 8, 2007 to present.*
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.

00x14 - Down and Outback

Post by bunniefuu »

last time on the redonkulous race

our teams were sent to the big house and

friends became enemies

enemies became friends and with the

power of love inside him

devin won the chance to call his special

lady and she dumped him

wait for it there it is it was really

sad

and it still is which team's gonna get

dumped this week

ah this is too sad to watch

that's better this is the redonkulous

race

[Music]

we're back in australia and the winners

of last round are the first to take a

travel tip

hey maybe grabbing the first tip will

cheer you up

you want to try just you want to try

grabbing it

i can get it yeah i'll i'll just get it

shelley dumped devin which is horrible

but also amazing he might not think it's

amazing yet

but he will just watch

come on it's not the end of the world

you've got

so many people who care about you

hey you're right i mean i bet she didn't

even dump me

i probably misheard her uh just wait

till i tell shelly about this

we are gonna laugh and laugh

well that backfired move already me my

awesome blower up

we used to hate each other big time but

now we're super bros ultimate supreme

edition

we have our own theme song

we even made tattoos of each other's

faces with markers

permanent markers uh i thought we were

doing our own faces

it's an all in bunny bagging bunny

bagging

yes bunny bagging these fluffy fellers

seem cute but they're considered

thieving rodents to australian farmers

the aussies put up fences but they still

get in each team

must collect 10 rabbits in a sack and

turn them into this jolly fellow

and as an added bonus somewhere on this

farm is an albino bunny

the team that finds it can skip directly

to the next challenge

let's save this firm

don't worry bud we'll get those rabbits

a little help not now i'm busy glaring

huh they boomeranged us we boomerang

them

i want revenge winning's no longer

enough i need to be the one that makes

them lose

i think winning is still enough you're

wrong

oh hey there buddy

do you mind if i borrow some of your

makeup

don't pretend to be friendly it's gross

but you can use my makeup if you tell me

where you scored that unitard

all right fluffy ears just keep doing

what you're doing

oh my ankle i needed that

dude you okay it's all right i got two

legs so i can

again man why are there so many rabbit

holes around here

i got you

[Music]

wow big strong man caught a bunny

we only got two there's gotta be an

easier

whoa what is are we doing

crimson it's happening again

cute and fluffy animals love ennui it's

adorable

i don't want to talk about it we hate

adorable

uh your affection revolts me

there's one rabbit uh

i thought it was a kangaroo but chet's

the smart one

i mean i didn't want to look dumb i've

never seen a rabbit like this before

maybe it's the albino i didn't think was

the albino rabbit because it wasn't

white or a rabbit

but lorenzo the smart one so

yep and albino rabbit that's what that

is

make it stop is anything more painful

than this

does this hurt

okay uh does this hurt

oh i know it's wrong i don't know what

i'm doing

so i'm like the front man of the band

and spud's more like

the soda machine at the concert venue if

he's gonna step

up he's got to do it right now here

bunny

it's tasty see hmm

freeze everyone down on the ground hands

behind your ears

that's right bunnies the salad bars

closed

i don't understand i was giving up one

of our rabbits going to sabotage them

watch and learn

that's last one it's the ring leader

but we have more than enough rabbits

right here we got a runner

[Music]

take that junior pigs

yes shelley is gonna be so proud i don't

think she's going to

care she broke up with you remember

carrie come on that was a

misunderstanding

i remember her breaking up with you no

she didn't

i heard her voice and she literally i

can't hear you

[Music]

why do people let breakups affect them

just forget it and move on

get over it and get on with it that's

what i just said and i said it better

[Music]

i feel like this isn't going well relax

dudes just going through the seven

stages seven stages of what of

heartbreak

my band next to vomit wrote the

wickedest ballad about it

okay what are the stages i'll just sing

you the song

two three four

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

that's where you're going

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

police emergency i'm appropriating this

vehicle

your crop destroying days are over

[Music]

wow

[Music]

wow

well well look what's up on this dock

what you want me to look over there i'm

not falling for

we got ten rabbits wow

did you see that tractor take a dive oh

wait

deadly i wonder who's driving macarthur

oh that's why i heard her scream help me

brody ah i'm coming

dude wait we need to oh

stay little bunnies

we've got our ten rabbits oh so

evil tricking those surfers is as easy

as a triple south cow in saskatchewan

are the lyrics coming does the song have

lyrics

lyrics nah this is the instrumental

version

but the seven solos are named after the

seven stages of heartbreak

which are right now devin's oh no

uh that's stage one when he becomes mr

angry pants

you'll know he's gone to stage two so

if i want him to get over shelley faster

i should make him get mad at her thanks

bud

dude catch it what for

all right i'll get it i'll get it

here now tip us glide asunder from the

great down

under that's right teams must now take

one of these gliders and fly away from

australia

to this chill zone at new zealand's

aspiring mountain

will our teams know there's a new

zealand they will good

[Music]

as the ice dancers hurtle into first

place more teams find unique ways to bag

their bunnies

some good some great

some not so great

[Music]

i figured maybe it was time to give that

poor albino a rest

totally i mean we didn't want to hurt it

yeah they're probably endangered

hey hey look no not by no ears grab it

got it oh

is this your mom there there nice rabbit

[Music]

i hate albinos take these away from

us i never want to see

any of those fluffy ba*ls of lame again

it's weird though how could something so

cute destroy a whole continent

they're like a plague a happy hopping

wave of famine and death

[Music]

there goes second place and we still

only have two rabbits

uh steph they're so

cute not as cute as you oh

i got you i got you

bogus

hey i caught one we fall dude

check out the snake earth to spud

we're supposed to be catching rabbits

what we got

all we need right here i've owned a lot

of snakes

i'm a pro at iding bulges i can tell if

it swallowed my phone

some kid's bike the neighbor's cat maybe

you should stop letting your snake out

of the house

two one dude you just

pulled this off single-handed still

in this

[Music]

we still got a jet though

why not

ah you're alive you can't run off and

leave me without backup

i lost all the other rabbits relax and

have the albino

see oh it's a fake

it was faking bad bunny easy sweet

cheeks

the bunny didn't do this but i know who

did

ice dancers you're in first place

yeah the gold is finally ours

again there's no gold but congrats you

won using skill

and good sportsmanship kidding your win

is highly suspect i just don't care

enough to look into it

the race for first is over but the race

for not last

sure isn't as more teams glide to the

chill zone

some talk strategy don't talk to me i

wasn't

some don't and one team has a new member

this is loki he's on our team now he's

named after the dark norse god because

he destroys

lives he's also super low-key which

works for us

see

you know at times like this i miss

having someone to blame for everything

maybe we're allergic to albinos hey yeah

there's no other way a buddy could get

the better of us

what the dark is that thing oh it looks

like a giant

maggot turn it off hey hey

congratulations you two nabbed the

albino bunny you can head straight to

the next challenge

really okay maybe we should

just lie here for a bit more until he

finishes eating

while they take a breather more teams

take off

and even more teams reach the carpet of

completion

but two teams are lagging far far

behind we're the only ones left that's

cool

we got dibs on the whole place yeah and

we're tied for last

i will gladly share our bunnies with you

wherever they are

oh man all our bunnies escaped

cedar sack weird we can't think about

that now

we gotta bag a buttload of rabbits fast

and i know how

let's do this

these are for cow my team and

the surfers sweet thanks

wow all the clouds totally look like

stuff

like that's a vanilla milkshake and

that's totally a marshmallow

dude mountain none of them look like a

do something

[Music]

it's cool we're alive and all but next

time i'll fly the plane

wow what a perfect day for a glide

really

i'm amazed you're not too i don't know

angry

to fly what could i be angry about

oh i don't know it's just that shelley's

out there laughing

partying you know playing tennis all

over town

no no she's just i mean it's just

i'm sure she's who takes tennis lessons

anyway

someone's getting angry you know what

i'm gonna go call her back right now

[Music]

wasn't me

when i hold it i get all sweaty

that doesn't happen to you no ah

ugh what stinks oh look the chill zone

let's go

as more and more teams reach the chill

zone the final two

are really feeling the pressure i'm

so glad we caught that albino and got

away from that bigger

darker two-headed albino yep

nothing but beautiful peaceful oh come

on

[Music]

hey we made it

almost spud it's no use i can't figure

out how to get this seat belt undone

just leave me to die what no way

dude it's like your mother always says

if anyone's gonna get you

k*lled it's me

ah we're gonna get off this rocker die

giant i'm gonna save my bad now

cause this is gonna be bad

the k*ll zone it's right there

i don't think i can make it

[Applause]

[Music]

the second last team is racing to the

carpet it looks like it's all over for

the rockers

well this was the closest race we've

ever had our judges are really going to

have to go over this one to make sure

we don't have any judges who's the guy

at the craft table

well no he's eating a bagel this may

take some time

chet i just want you to know if we end

up losing

i'm gonna be a massive jerk about it me

too

hey what are we waiting for he's

deciding who lost what

racers after close inspection i've

decided that the rockers

oh we're not the last ones here the

stepbrothers lose

and it's all thanks to my bud spud

wow i never did anything i meant to

before

this rules we totally didn't lose stop

playing that farewell footage

we're not reminiscing and you can't make

us

we hate this show we're gonna make our

own race show oh yeah

yeah and they'll all be ninjas and

they'll go to fireworks factories

in you're space my bro

you're so my bro hug it out bro oh yeah

yeah baby

but before we wrap up i have a special

announcement to make

today's episode is a double elimination

round

the rockers are also going home what

oh man

[Laughter]

why'd you waste time reviewing footage

if you were just gonna boot both of us

because i forgot obviously getting

kicked off was lame

but i'm proud of spud at first i was all

dude and then i was all no way

and then i was like what

thanks dude maybe we'll win this thing

we just lost

oh yeah right i really could have used

the million

you guys want to come over and play rock

storm on our game box

[Music]

yes

[Music]