00x12 - My Way or Zimbabwe

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last time on the redonkulous race

things got heated the goths found the

source of all the ice dancers bad luck

jose's unlucky hawaiian lava rock rock

was surprised when his bud spud

surprisingly rocked

and to save noah emma nudged the twins

into last place

and off the show where will we go next

and who's going to hate it the most

find out right now on the redonkulous

race

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welcome back to finland's chill zone

where yesterday's triumphant winners

the rockers are ready to receive today's

first travel tip

it's so heavy man i still can't believe

it we're in first place

we're in first all right we're

k*lling it

go to helsinki airport and catch the

next flight to

zimbabwe

located in southwestern africa zimbabwe

has stunning flora exotic fauna

and majestic scenery once teams land

they have to drive here

to victoria falls which is nearly twice

the height of niagara falls

hear that north america your waterfalls

are getting

owned

nice work partner taxi

taxi i can do this without your help can

you

really there isn't much we agree on

anymore i agree with that

yeah right you're just trying to make me

look dumb all teams have hit the dawn

box and are at the airport waiting for

their next flight

ow paper cut gee sorry sporto but

holding on to the important stuff is a

dad's job i can hold my own team

i know you can i'm just not sure you

should now when you're a dad you can

hold as much stuff as you want

for now let's go find you a bandage and

a lollipop

it's a paper cut i'm fine so fine a

lollipop wouldn't help

dad i'm not a baby candy's not going to

work a balloon

dad why is it so hard for you to

understand

we need the next flight to hawaii and we

only want to be there for like 10

minutes

and then we need to fly from hawaii to

zimbabwe but it making no sense

okay fine we making no sense now stop

the opinion and give us our tickets

jack is mad at me i'd like an apology

why should i apologize

obviously i didn't know it was bad luck

when i took it from the island apology

accepted

thank you jacques and jose are off to

hawaii as the other teams head for

africa

once they land they must drive these

jeeps to their next destination

head to victoria falls where the zambezi

river borders zambia

and zimbabwe if we take mosi otunya

we're golden got it dude i want to stay

in first place

we're in first place all right

we're k*lling it

you navigate and i'll drive cool me

devin

you carry

so adorbs what nothing

go us

africa wowsers i've always wanted to go

on safari

yeah this is seriously cool i just want

to get up and see it ah

you stay on that keister mister seats

are for sitting

my dad still treats me like i'm five but

i'm practically a man

check out my chest hair where right

there i mean

it's it's blonde so you know it's hard

to see in this light

it's there trust me kids

i am not a kid

why aren't you two making out anymore

huh got tired of them

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okay that's really distracting just sit

there and navigate

it's a little something i like to call

strategy

we study human behavior at the academy

so i know how much stress a person can

take before they lose it

and these two are close really close

one more little shove and it's welcome

to crazy town

would you pass them already she keeps

blocking me what do you want me to do

run them off the road yes

uh fine there's a shortcut what's your

cut there's no rose

so what take off your chicken hat and

drive chickens

don't wear hats ah i'm calling you a

coward well i'm calling you a whack job

whoa i didn't get an a in psych for

nothing

you drive like a chicken-headed little

girl but

book book

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[Applause]

uh hey guys how's it going

spud your reaction time is improving

thanks man is anybody else here yet

no we got here first we're in first

place

yes yes yes yes

you were in first place told you my

shortcut would almost k*ll us

yes yes it did

we're going on a selfie safari

for this all-in challenge teams must

take the waterproof cameras in their

glove compartments

then get into a raft and ride over the

falls while taking an epic selfie

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miss the shot and it's a long climb back

to try again

then float down river to zambezi

national park

home of the elusive white rhino where

you'll take a picture

with the rhino once teams have their

selfies it's a foot race here to the

carpet of completion where i'll inspect

their photos

the last team to arrive may be headed

home

wicked cool yeah don't worry you'll be

safe

hey all we need are crash test dummies

that look exactly like us

and can take selfies while the team's

tied for first place consider their

options

the last place ice dancers are stuck

between a lava rock and a far away place

okay is this where you found it i think

so

let's just do it wait you can't just

dump it out

we need some kind of ceremony an

offering

uh fine

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look a sign we've been forgiven

back to the airport this game isn't

going to win itself

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it's just like when we rode the gigantic

roller coaster six times in a row like

wow and then we were all

but this time we haven't been chowing

down

on the funnel cakes and banquet burgers

so it should be

easy yeah or at least not as messy

is that tight enough here i'll make it a

little tighter

it's fine i'll do it

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here let's just get a few more life

jackets on your belly

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i just want him to be safe is that so

wrong

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get in the box let me finish my apple

get in the boat you wouldn't

you're pure evil

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i'm not sure if this comes through on

screen but sometimes ryan annoys me a

little bit

nice swing sister just one question how

you gonna get that team selfie now

man i love that team talk about no holds

bart

as more teams face their fears our last

place team

is in fear of getting eliminated you'll

need to fly this thing

faster you're not allowed in here uh do

you know who we are

aren't you those figure skaters who lost

the gold at the olympics

just fly faster

what a trip i was all like

and the falls are going and then spud

went

and that was all then just

you should write books man cause that's

like

story stuff junior

junior come on sport where are you

hey have you seen my son i don't know

maybe he's over there

maybe it's a vegetarian lion

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most of our teams have made or are now

making their epic leap over epic

victoria falls

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could i get a little bit of help here

hey if you don't find this dance

motivating then there ain't

much else i can do for you there's no

way that lion a junior

my son is fine the family rule is if you

get separated go back to the last place

you saw each other so i'm gonna go back

up to the top of the falls

oh he'll be there yeah he will

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i knew you were going to catch up oh uh

hey what's up kid where's your dad we

got separated

and the family rule is if you get

separated go to your destination

uh do you mind if i tag along oh you

don't want to get in this boat

stephanie might hit you with an oar and

shove you off a cliff are you still

talking about that man but get over it

how did you guys manage to get a selfie

wow that's impressive you hear that

impressive he doesn't know any better

he's just a child

actually i've got a chest hair so so

he's already more of a man than you

ryan while most of the other teams have

already started the rhino challenge

our last place ice dancers have finally

landed in africa

out of our way waitress we're in a race

well i only bought you around because

you have no leadership skills

guts or common sense so uh thanks for

the list please i've saved this from

elimination way more often than you have

but i should go are you insane i must be

i was dating you maybe find my dad why

do you have to remind me i'd already

blocked that out

anyway you're not listening so you are

the worst guy

again good luck with everything

i don't like to judge but those two

probably shouldn't have kids

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there i'll get a selfie with it

you can't just walk up to it it's a

giant it will k*ll you

ah please i've done dogs my whole life

see the trick with animals

is to show them that you're in charge

this has nothing to do with dogs

hey rhino sit

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that is weird cuz you know with dogs

rhinos are not dogs

look on three

one two

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if i'd known i was going to get tackled

while i was peeing in a bush in africa i

would have held it in

are you sure you're okay i'm fine

i mean i'm fine where's your dad we got

separated

no biggie you're out here all alone

yep just me and my chest hair

hey these look like rhino tracks wow

good eye junior yeah

most men probably wouldn't have got that

lucky i was here

huh are you waiting for him to die of

old age before you touch him

if you don't like it why don't you show

me how it's done

fine watch and learn chicken hats

stand still

nothing to it if we had more time i'd

ask him to give you some personal

hygiene tips

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i guess 45 minutes of running is too

much for a rhino huh

okay there's the sign for the chill zone

let's roll

as the first of our teams head for the

chill zone our last place team is

finally reaching the first

challenge stop there's someone on the

road

my son have you seen my son

no haven't seen him so

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i lost junior he's gone gone wow your

wife is going to k*ll you

well i deserve it what is the number one

rule of parenting

what is it don't let your child ruin

your chance of winning a gold medal

yes what no don't let your kid get eaten

by a lion while you're in a raft going

over a waterfall

that seems uh specific who cares about a

dumb gold medal

now can i run him over please

there's the chill zone

you guys hold still i'll take it

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say cheese

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hurry let's go when i kissed the rhino i

pretended it was carrie

that's not weird at all okay man-to-man

would you be mad if i asked her out

huh no we're just friends but she

doesn't date younger guys anyway so

oh man really oh sorry buddy but hey

give it a couple years she might change

your mind

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check out first place to the police

cadets second to the surfer dudes

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jeff one question how do you keep your

hat on while plunging over the world's

highest falls

white stallion glue will hold mold and

won't cost you gold

haters you're in third place yeah all

right

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ow sorry i forgot i hate you the hating

is really working for us so

i don't want to mess that up yeah and i

do hate her i don't care how hot she is

same muscular sculpted arms and rock

hard abs or not

i hate them like i'd hate a fork in the

eye

carrie and devin you're in fourth place

junior

i'm sorry but both team members must be

present before you can be counted

my dad's not here uh-oh

fifth place sixth your seventh

eighth ninth place it took forever to

find a rhino but still

nine things so bad we're in ninth place

yeah all right we're

k*lling it

nine teams down only two remain well

one and a half come on dad where are you

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we did not fly all the way to hawaii for

nothing

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here come the ice dancers i guess dad

and i are done for

maybe not look

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dad are you okay

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hello buddy am i happy to see you i'm

sorry we didn't finish the challenge pal

but

i i couldn't take pictures i just had to

find you

who says we didn't finish tenth place

so proud of you now

we just need to make sure your mom never

sees this episode

never all right dad that's enough

and stay down jacques and jose

we know 11th last

eliminated we just want our fans and our

country to know

do we try our very best and we wish good

news

it's a non-elimination round

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our luck has changed we're back and

stronger than ever

now nothing will stop us on our quest

for gold

all those other teams are going down

well that's all kinds of creepy but can

they creep their way back to the podium

find out next time on the redonkulous

race

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