00x10 - New Beijinging

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

we struck emotional gold in dubai carrie

gave up on the game of love the

ex-daters tried to give each other the

silent treatment

which was a refreshing change from when

they were psychoing out loud

and kelly finally gave taylor a time out

which cost them the race

but hey a healthy relationship with your

daughter's worth a million bucks

not and last but not least a new

alliance was born

is it more than just an alliance your

guess is as good as mine

but mine matters more because i'm on tv

this is the redonkulous race

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all right it's time to say bye bye to

dubai

sisters you're up first ready go

find your next tip at the world famous

bird's nest stadium

never heard of it well it's right here

in beijing china

home to 25 million people oddly enough

we'll see none of them

the first eight teams grab their travel

tips taxis and tickets

and get seats on the first flight to

beijing the stragglers on flight 2

have an extra hour to talk strategy

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watching devin sleep is so awesome he

sometimes

mumbles the sweetest things

rainbow zebras took my wallet i said

sometimes

hey carrie since dev's snoozing i gotta

know

you gonna make a move on that what oh

well

devin and i are friends i know but this

opportunity

isn't gonna last forever that's what i

keep thinking

the whole reason i entered this race was

to show him we had a connection

something special ah

i just wanted the peanuts oh

why didn't i just tell him i love him in

hawaii

oh man i'm gonna be alone forever

but when i force myself to face it

i'd rather let him have a life with

shelley than not be in my life at all

oh good you're okay i had a dream

that you and i lived in a tree house and

it caught fire just you and me

living together yeah well uh i was a

three-headed tiger and you were a monkey

in a tuxedo but

it was you weird

we lived together

i know our strategy was slow and steady

but

isn't our strategy to party on uh

no but we need a new strategy anyway so

how about

party on harder spud we gotta go faster

like

okay i'll tell the pilot no spot i meant

oh man i'm starting to think like maybe

there's such thing as too easygoing

i gotta find a way to motivate this guy

we could have been on the first plane

but someone had to go potty at the

airport

and that someone hasn't been eating

enough vegetables so that someone

had trouble without making it sound like

it was me it was him

flight number one has reached beijing

and the teams are being shuttled to

their next destination

thanks again for letting us take the win

yesterday

no problem just don't expect us to

return the favor we have an alliance but

it's still a competition

yep she's awesome

noah and emma sitting in a tree

okay yes ow you

like him admit it noah i do not

like him why not because he's

weird-looking he's not weird-looking

he's totally hot so it's because he's

boring noah is not

boring he's got a great twisted sense of

humor fun sarcastic streak a cool moody

exterior

his butt he's like two perfect apples

suspended in midair

oh no i like him

found the dive box

it's an all in fly over the bird's nest

stadium and tandem jump through the

donut hole to receive your next tip

donuts

the donut disappointed

when are we gonna have another eating

challenge i'm so hungry i could eat a

house made of donuts

with chocolate shingles and a white

pretzel fence

so uh so i guess they have our backs

oh yep that was horrible that was

actually really adorable

i need other leftist hawaiian lava rock

can bring me

yesterday we came in fourth we shouldn't

be down in the dirt with the losers

we should tower above them like the

goddesses we are

did that sound egotistical

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hey how hard can it be

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that shock for you always trailing

behind but still

he's an asset to the team okay

this time less streaming more steering

i'll see what i can do but no guarantees

come on hurry spud hey

wanna chuckle oinky

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new strategy spud loves choco oinkies he

do

anything for one chocolate covered poor

grindy goodness

so i cleaned out the airport vending

machine this will make up the pace

oh it's another all-in an all-in with a

twist

to receive their next tip from this

vendor one team member must assemble and

deep fry a skewer of beijing

street food and their partner has to eat

it

who's gonna scarf it and who's gonna

barf it find out when we return on

the redonkulous race

so what's good today dude are the

crickets fresh

bats are the most beautiful creatures on

earth i

had to set them free

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oh my god why is shark so clumsy today

don't give him any sympathy you'll just

encourage him

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out of it this is a competition our fans

are watching

eat the pain and smile okay

that was incredible

i am not great with heights or falling

from them which

i think is reasonable i'm just really

glad carrie was there to see me through

it

shelley she would have totally bailed

hey what's that

what what's what oh uh

guess it was nothing so

how do you like movies or

i so wasn't trying to interrupt i just

landed on you by accident

well thanks for that now i have no idea

if she likes movies

everyone likes movies i'm just trying to

get to know her so i can ask her out

what can i do to help

hmm let's see oh i know

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nothing

uh i'm not sure if i can

it's okay relax i'll eat it you just

skewer up some worms and

i can't even say worms when we were kids

her sister dared her to eat

a worm she did it and then she barfed

for six days straight were you talking

about

worms yes

yeah i walked into that one come on stay

still will you

sneaky little rascals maybe i'll just

grab one

don't you worry about me i'll be quick

as a panther just you one

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wow

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we did it oink me not until we're out of

last place

oh come on

fine go get it there goes

faster boy i'll get it i'll get it

my mom says i'm a light eater when the

lights go on i

start eating

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cooking up something disgusting for

someone you love is so

hard but when it comes to not in love

man is it fun

uh are you okay dad oh of course i am mr

president

did you perfect

the medic says it'll wear off eventually

but we can't just wait around or we'll

get eliminated

looks like i'm in charge again oh no

come back here how are you feeling i

can't feel

my face good

it's about your watch whoever didn't die

for rings in hawaii

must pull their teammate by rickshaw all

the way here to the great wall of china

using only this rudimentary map last

team to find the chill zone hidden

somewhere along the wall

and check in could be checking out

three teams have moved on carrie you

need to start skewering it

okay i prepped you eat is that a

question

no you prep i eat not a question

go wow i figure if i act just like emma

she'll see we'd make a great couple i've

got this all figured out

could you be meaner to your partner stop

being so bossy

why is this so hard now do you want my

help

casa noah how how could you possibly

help

well my experience with girls has taught

me to

always do one really important thing and

that is

a simple trick everyone should know be

subtle

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noah likes you i don't care

why i don't

no work with me emma work with me

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your lame cooking couldn't slow me down

whoa

baby c*ck breath

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huh

look devin it must be a sign

whoa if i had that many arms i could

play guitar

drums in bass all at the same time man

hurry up i think a choco oink would

really help me pick it up you know

yeah one of these i sure hope there's

some left

when we aren't in last place

you can't can't what

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first place here we've gone yes

i know it's a race but don't be gross

i feel sorry

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that's my bucket dude you are so bad at

this

i could have taken the smoother road but

i decided to go with one that's most

like our relationship

cracked twisted and fallen apart

which way should we split up good idea

i'll go with macarthur

dude i meant one team goes right and the

other team goes left

it's not brody's fault he's crushing on

me doctors say my pheromones are

stronger than a jet engine built by

grizzly bears

what that doesn't even make sense

oh right because you're a bear expert

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which way this map is useless

three more teams to finish the eating

challenge leaving our last two skewered

up teams

step aside barfy i'm cooking but i can't

do the eat

the eating have faith homie have faith

but it's not chicken doesn't matter say

it like you mean it

over and over make your mind believe

it's chicken okay

it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken

it's chicken

it's chicken it's chicken it's chicken

that's

it now taste the chicken i can ask choco

oink

no dude we're still in last

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once i ate deep fried tofu i was like

yeah

but this thing was like

but you like him so why are you sh**ting

him down it's a competition

relationships mess things up or they

make them better

but that's the problem you never know

i'm here to win there will be no

relationships

oh no our wheel

it's destroyed we're gonna be eliminated

hey you guys need a hand hi emma back

normal

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that part wasn't supposed to be out loud

i was talking to myself

how could this get more awkward also to

myself please stop okay

let's go left oh no no we don't

stephanie's always wrong so whatever she

says we should do

the opposite fine i think we should let

you live

we're going right you don't tell me whoa

this has got to be wrong we should turn

around 180

let's do it oh yeah

is this too fast noah no it's good

doesn't that hurt oh yes i'm i'm in

tremendous pain

but emma's very pretty that was out loud

again

i hope this doesn't affect your feelings

for each other

you're in first place congratulations

yes oh right how's your hand

it's fine this one not so much oh that's

horrible

come here what you did was

really nice does this feel better it's

actually really painful but don't stop

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oh no was that out loud you didn't say

anything oh

good

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oh my dad has to pull the rickshaw no

problem santa

i'll pull your sleigh where are my legs

there that should hold it until

seriously did you just down all the

choco oinks

maybe i needed those to motivate you

to eat them all done that's a bad spot

hey do you want to waste this sugar high

or ride it

a few years ago spud ate a whole box of

chocolate covered coffee beats

yeah i did over 3 000 consecutive power

slides

yeah man it was like

hold up i'm supposed to pull this

only one team can come in second ladies

first

no you first guys an alliance should be

fair and it's your turn

i like you just get on the carpet you

dork

i hope someone has cause this face has

sprung a leak

we almost done delivering the presents

presents

oh right oh

that was not chicken i love

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again yes fourth always comes after

third the numbers are sequential

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tenth place eleventh

rockers i'm afraid you're the last team

to arrive

oh we were so close if it makes you feel

any better you would have been penalized

into last place

anyway rock was supposed to pull the

rickshaw told ya

i guess that makes me feel a little

better sorry i blew it for us

nah man it's my fault if i'm gonna use

treats to train you like a dog

i can't be surprised when you go nuts

and trash the kitchen

and poop in my shoes dude i promise to

never do that last part

well that makes the race more pleasant

because this was a non-elimination round

you're still in oh victory room

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not really a victory who will be next to

go

probably them but there's only one way

to be sure tune in for the next episode

of

the redonkulous race

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