00x05 - Bjorken Telephone

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race our

teams got

chummy with sharks some more than others

once they finished making castles in the

sand it was a boat race from the

mediterranean to the coast of iceland

it looked like last place belonged to

our surfer dudes

but it was the geniuses who choked on

their own massive brains

and got eliminated cool choke on their

brains this week

there's zero chance of it being me ready

to kick it

good cause it's time for the redonkulous

race

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welcome back to iceland where today's

starting line is yesterday's chill zone

and chill it is my walnuts are frozen

solid

the first team to depart will be the ice

dancers

go take a bus to the geyser field of

guys k*ll and locate the dawn box

the geysers of gases gill are part of an

active volcano field tucked under a

skimpy 20 centimeter layer of siliceous

sinter

whatever that is sounds dangerous though

coming in first has given us a taste for

gold we hope to be at the top of the

podium from here

on and i love that taste of gold in the

morning

hurry come on where's our boss we're

gonna lose our lead

hi don't even think about getting on the

bus before us

you can't stop me from thinking it get

out of my head oh yeah

yeah uh guys the bus

our first teams head off as another team

gets psyched up

but for some the fear and panic is

clearly visible on their faces

i said the fear and panic fear

and panic fear and panic

spider better and i'm only mildly afraid

of spiders

you should see me around a werewolf

i'm super optimistic about our chances

right now i know

we're proving you can race without

hurting anyone

or anything there's the dawn box

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it's an all-in broken icelandic

telephone

for this all in teams need to hold down

the button on this speaker box to hear

me say

please give me my next travel tip in

icelandic with perfect pronunciation

then they must run across the geothermal

field of hot springs

and repeat the sentence to this

icelandic local

uh sweet sister of ducks what are you

wearing

say the sentence right you get the next

tip say it wrong and you have to go

all the way back to hear the sentence

again

open your ears here it comes vince

gave up mayor mina travel

no need kiddo let's hustle

my mind is a steel trap once i know

something it's really

when's my birthday summer time october

six more teams head for the geyser field

leaving only three that have yet to

begin the race

wow just follow my lead son

all you have to do is time it right and

we will be talking to that beautiful

swan lady

oh did i say beautiful i i mean she was

you know wearing a beautiful swan honey

i miss you

now travel

outbanding wontons rice uh garlic shrimp

house noodles and egg rolls please no

time

let's move bus number two has arrived as

our last three teams have finally

departed

starting out in last place is tough

especially cause brody's so messed up

guy got a few too many sharks from that

speed bed

but i can do all the heavy lifting it's

too early to give up and go home

surfers don't quit right dude

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vettel national park and find the next

dawn box

the ice dancers have the lead but now

they'll have to wait

the helicopter will only depart once six

teams are aboard

this reminds me of um last winter when

shelley locked me out of the car for

buying her the wrong kind of tea

he got frostbite and nearly lost three

toes over a tee

he deserves better than that a rabid

goat deserves better than that

don't stop tell my parents i lived a

good life

[Applause]

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well you gotta admit your language is

pretty darn ridiculous

i cannot be expected to memorize

something i only heard once

what you've got to be kidding me

gave a may or mean up travel out bending

yay

thanks i had to get it right i didn't

want to be culturally

insensitive yeah that's how wars start

and w*r is bad

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geysers are hot water this top is cold

wash

only no one told me there would be real

danger

hurry almost there bud you can do it

saltwater helps mickey's eczema

sometimes it gets so bad his knees look

like armadillos

are you finished no mom trashed the

icelandic talking so

i made her go back by herself insomnias

gave a mare

me no travel outbanding most of our

favorite bands are from iceland

so yeah we speak the language

we're good let's go

this time i'll remember it huh what

that lady's goosey dress distracted me

i had the first half of the sense you

were supposed to remember the second

half

all the way around butt stain

that girl is so into me you wish she's

in a meat jerky

as if you're dreaming you're the one who

needs to wake up

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is that an original patroki oh fierce

doesn't hurt that you have the bod to

pull it off seriously

the helicopter needs two more teams

before it can lift off

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i memorized the first half and steph

took the second half

we share everything except french fries

if he ever touches my fries

benzene the gas gave a mare mean a

travel able endearing

oh abending you were so close

i know i was close she totally should

have given us the tip oh

hey we're doing great it's okay no

i don't let you down you don't let me

down and that's what love is

no mistakes ever

been

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you interrupted me and almost ruined our

chances but i got it right

yeah this time you did lucky us next

time you try to help

don't help okay the first six teams are

aloft while the remaining nine teams

are just trying to stay alive my my

foot's caught

oh

will they survive my money's on the

geyser find out when we return to

the redonkulous race as most of the

teams struggle to finish the geyser

challenge

alive the top six have reached the ice

caves in scavtevettel national park

where their next challenge awaits

it's an either or feast or fossil

an either or challenge requires teams to

complete one of two tasks

in this case teams can either dine on a

traditional icelandic feast

or they can find and retrieve one of the

intact fossils

embedded in the icy walls of this ice

cave once their chosen task is complete

teams must bring their intact fossil or

empty platter

to the chill zone the last team to

arrive may

be out of the race

the other teams picked the fossil thing

so we didn't

because whatever

icelandic thanksgiving feasts consist of

putrefied shark

pickled herring cured ram broiled puffin

and singed sheepheads yikes what are

they giving thanks for

okay then thanks for the input

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uh the van no the ensemblergast

dave ah no it's it's it's been sandler

gas gate

finn come on spud you heard it help me

oh that was forever ago man who can

remember ah

ah the assembly yes deva mir meena

travel out bendy

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what did you say i have no idea none

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ah fossil

whoa you think something that had been

around for a million years would know

how to take a punch am i right

we decided to free the fossil using

reiki energy we just have to be careful

not to use too much we just want to free

it not

bring it back to life yes come on

if we get sent home today i'm never

talking to you again unless i need money

or something

then sam lagasse gave a mere meena

travel outbanding

oh way to not ruin everything for a

change

my gosh mom don't sulk it was a

compliment hello

the next seven teams are now headed for

the ice caves

okay this will keep it intact until we

reach the chill zone help me push

see this is going great meanwhile

no nino nini travel yeah movie travel it

will be travel outstanding

meepa travel depanting dude i'm ending

okay

poopy travel i'm ending

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meena travel i'll bending

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boom that's what i'm talking about fist

bump

13 of the 15 teams are now working on

the second

challenge but father and son have yet to

complete challenge number one uh

vincent lagasse travel abending

we were already so far behind i couldn't

risk you um

us messing it up again huh

you were gonna say you meaning me oh boy

i'm insulted i totally knew my part of

the sentence

okay say it i don't feel like it uh-huh

whoa dude no

uh-uh not happening we're going fastlane

because eo barf

don't say bye

slow down dad it's super icy i used to

curl kiddo so i know ice

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if you had a face as chipotle as mine

would you want it hit with an ice pick

no we'll eat the feast

we got this feels weird to feed brody

like he's a little niblet

but it's a team challenge and the guy is

a human trash can

he'll eat anything

hey eat something man huh

oh no thanks i'm not hungry

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wow first place you're the winners

you won

are you trying to ruin the show is that

your plan get out of here

you're bad kids as soon as i saw the

platter i knew we were going to come

in first i'm so excited first place

wow i could pee myself you just did

first place is taken but last place is

still up for grabs and nobody wants it

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ew for serious i am already on high barf

alert over here don't say barf

don't think just chew aye aye

get it cause it's a this is so gross

second place third

fourth whoa

maybe i'll take this one

my hands are freezing let's take a break

to thank all the fossil spirits guiding

us

we have to honor fossil spirits someday

we'll be fossil spirits too

fifth place oh yes make out

you're in sixth you're seventh but

you've earned a one-hour penalty please

step aside

wait what after getting the icelandic

sentence wrong you were both supposed to

go back through the geyser field but

only kelly did

oh way to go mom i sat around waiting

for you so long my butt fell asleep and

now we get a penalty

you ruin my life

hey hey how about that and you were

worried we were gonna come and laugh

i thought we had to chip the fossil out

of the ice wall

ah something feels wrong about this the

only thing wrong would be us getting

eliminated now come on

it's got to be around here somewhere

seventh place

father and son you're the eighth team to

arrive

wait that's our fossil i knew

something was wrong oh fine

here you go no sharesies you'll have to

try again

but don't care but don't care but don't

care the goddess of karma

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i don't normally allow myself to

experience negative emotions

but i'm sure my aura is very purple

right

now not the first time i've been cursed

luckily

i don't believe in goddesses or karma so

i think we're all good

we'll never be able to reiki another

fossil in time then we'll have to

eat the feast what

night

tent this is all your fault you're the

mom

or whatever you can't just let me do

anything i want because i'm beautiful

come on act like a parent take charge

okay

from now on what i say goes

you can't tell me what to do teenagers

wait for me honey

hurry rock they're eating faster than us

me

they're eating faster than me you're 11.

oh poop on a bird that was close

[Laughter]

eating that stuff was like the hardest

thing ever

other than like math or getting my

driver's license

i can't believe i just did that there

are animals inside me right now

and i'm pretty sure they don't want us

to come in last mine wants out right

now 12th

you live to see another day i don't

think we'll be around much longer and

we'll probably be eliminated from the

show soon too

that's what i was talking about oh oh

this just got really heavy for sure our

penalty is up now

not yet oh and here they come

penalty over 13 rockers in 14.

phew well my little meat eating vegans

you are the last team to arrive

so many animals

i just hate so many

animals

but this is a non-elimination round you

get to stay

i date animals for nothing

brazil

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