00x04 - Mediterranean Homesick Blues

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last time on the redonkulous race

teams traveled to paris where their

wills were tested their artistic limits

were pushed their bravery was challenged

and owen ate more cheese

than scientifically possible in the end

it was the police cadets who locked up

first place

but for tennis rivals jerry and pete it

was game set

somebody light a match cause man

did they stink cool stinking up today oh

they've all got potential

stay tuned cause it's time for the

redonkulous race

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yesterday's chill zone was the louvre

which is today's starting point

teams will start in the order they

finished which means cadets are

whoa whoa whoa yesterday's winners go

first ice capades

yeah relax silver streak wait your turn

i've got my eye on those ice dancers

give them an inch and they'll take the

whole race

take the train to kalanchoi on the

mediterranean coast and search the

station for your next travel tip

come on teams must take the train south

to kalanka

kalantamo skirts the mediterranean on

the south of france with sand so

fine you want it to get in your shorts

the red cliffs are just one of the many

sites that make this a popular tourist

spot

did i mention that the beaches are

awesome because they are

hey give me that back

hey uh hey uh i'm dwayne

hi i'm carrie

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nice to meet you dwayne senior i see

you've already met junior

this kid what a great little guy dad

i mean he acts up sometimes but that

happens as they near puberty come on

homie

all righty good luck to you

my dad always finds a way to embarrass

me oh come on that's not true son

you're just being self-conscious oh

before i forget i washed your lucky

there are undies many cavs why won't

they stop no prob

i got this

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[Applause]

police we are commandeering this vehicle

maggot

got one i'm a little concerned

macarthur can be kind of um aggressive

what

i dare you to say that again

i'm kidding lighten up seriously do it

lighten up

the subway it's the fastest way to the

train station

our strategy is pretty simple instead of

trying to figure out how to get

somewhere ourselves

we just follow a team that's smarter

than us and pretty much everyone is

smarter than us

so yeah

all right teammate of mine let's have

some fun no

let's not have fun let's come in first

for a change train station let's go

stop it

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i need direction sanders there's no map

in the glove box

time for bad cop

train station directions

hey way to go son wasn't sure you'd be

able to keep up with yours

yours truly

okay just hold up

there it is saw this in a movie once

hold on this

is for parking in a fire zone can you

give a ticket outside of your

jurisdiction

what what's this excessive complaining

that is not an actual offense while owen

and noah are the last to take off from

the starting line

the first five teams are about to leave

the station

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the rest of the teams race to catch the

next train south

the south of france is where the most

glamorous people in the world hang out

it's like paris with glossier lipstick

oh

no please please please tell me i have

it phew

got it spray tan you even have to ask

take lebron to canal canal to germain

jermaine to belmont turn left on the

grand

reverse onto barrow and then you turn

back to lagrange to dunkirk

we weren't exactly popular in high

school but memorizing the street maps of

every urban center is just as fun as

going to parties

or dates or being a cheerleader or

taking non-science electives or choices

are paying off

we can out-think all the other teams

boom

i took the subway he took a taxi can you

tell lorenzo

that the time he wasn't with me was the

best part of the trip so far

oh yeah please tell chet that before he

was in my life was the best part of my

life so far

hey can you take a picture of me and my

sister this is a race kit

not a vacay just one picture of me and

my big sister and friends

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your skin pigmentation looks like it's

received too much dihydroxyacetone

as group two waits at the train station

group one has just arrived at the beach

there's the dawn box

it's about your watch whose turn is it

yours

what's the challenge who wants to swim

with

sharks

in this bottom watch challenge whoever

didn't draw the caricature in paris must

swim to this part of the mediterranean

and retrieve a travel tip from the

dorsal fin of a great

white circle

to try that again you'll get a taste of

this huh wanna dance with the widow

maker

note eating teammates will result in

disqualification

wow they really thought of everything

be right back homie i hope crush it bro

consider it crushed the bots or watch

challenges are the worst

i'm so afraid i'm gonna goof up and get

us both turfed

but this one is perfect for me i was

swimming captain all six years of high

school

easy peasy yeah guy sharks shmarks

swim with sharks man did i dodge a

b*llet or what

still here sorry just glad i'm not you

what's the hold up get bouncing that'll

put a fire in her belly

turns out swimming in shark infested

water is way harder on the old body than

sitting at a desk all day oh no

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wow nice move

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as the teams from train number one

battle with the top of the aquatic food

chain

train number two has arrived weren't

there five teams on board

i'm actually kind of proud of my dad

takes gus to swim towards the shark

oh junior this isn't your dad's first

shark rodeo pal no no

now if anything those sharks should have

been scared of the dwain man

sorry about that you okay

you draw a caricature i slow my own barf

and swim with sharks

oh this is so unfair only if you're you

baby if one of those sharks eats you i

will eat that shark so that we will

always be together

hi everyone hope you didn't miss us we

step

off the train in can just to breathe it

in and right there

on the platform the prince of monaco he

asks where we're headed

one thing leads to another cat ride with

a prince

thanks for the ride your highness

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she is beauty grace and strength every

move like a swan that makes other swans

feel ugly

dwayne might be drowning but he's right

for this all-in challenge

teams have to build a sand replica of

the palace of versailles

when local sand castle prodigy sandy

mccassil's

probably a fake name decides their

castle's good enough he'll hand over the

next travel tip

about time my grandmother can dog pedal

faster than you

bringing it back alive

that bites

no sharks aren't afraid of me but they

are

afraid of magnets technically it's not

fear

of course not i was being facetious

charge metals and salt water create a

weak electrical field which disrupts the

shark's electro reception sensors

we should explain salt water is an ionic

solution it contains particles with

unpaired electrons

i wish we had a dry erase board speaking

of dry can we cut to something more

exciting

thank you

the third train has arrived and as more

teams begin the second challenge

the surfer dudes are still trying to

finish the first one

i don't see him anywhere shark dude

could you at least chase me towards

shore

i guess i'll do pretty much anything to

win i need the money

for my parents they're not getting any

younger and they really want me out of

their basement

if i win i can build my own basement

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i was worried about dad before but now

he's really going for it

building is what men were born to do you

sure this has to be big

you want to take a chance on losing here

we go big or we go home

did you hear that go big or go home

we're scientists we know how important

the planning stage is

agreed we're building a sand castle here

this isn't kid stuff

not good enough are you kidding me it's

the best castle ever

hey i was building sand castles while

you were still making them in your pants

pal

yes any chance you guys are dolphins

i heard somewhere that sharks can smell

fear or was it

dogs that can smell it

i was scared but glad it was me in the

water and not kid

if anything ever happened to her ah

they disqualify us immediately if we win

the money

i'm gonna start a charity dedicated to

the preservation of these long

misunderstood ocean creatures

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i'm totally scratching sharks off my

preservation list

my grandmother told me once if you swim

into a shark's mouth you just

keep on swimming all the teams have

reunited and begun work on their sand

chateaus

except for brody and jeff

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all right where is he little judge tiny

opinionated man

here we go yes

okay grab a speedboat and follow the gps

to the chill zone on the southern tip of

iceland

iceland the southernmost dock of this

frigid island is the finish line for

this segment of the race

the last team to meet me on the carpet

of completion could be heading home

hurry oh look at the cute little castle

hold the sand phone it doesn't have to

be big

ah new plant doesn't have to be big

come on let's grab a different boat ah

come on you just gotta adjust the uh

thingy mechanism there hmm my dad tried

to attach a bell to my bike once

when he was done the wheels were gone

just

gone it was a swedish bell very tricky

instructions

had to take the whole darn bike apart

hey was that the summer you walked

everywhere

yep i cannot believe the first two boats

we picked are broken

you have to turn the key then press the

start button

must be one of those swedish boats

that was crazy wild

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we'll switch every 12 seconds one

mississippi

mississippi you're counting too fast

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oh no we got a problem

any faster and the motor will die slow

and steady wins the race

i guess you better have a permit to

barbecue on that thing

wayne junior you're the first to arrive

at this chill zone yes

we are the best unfortunately you broke

a rule when you read the travel tip

before reuniting with junior on the

beach

what surely we can uh work something out

here huh

hey you like coupons 25 cents off eggy

muffins at mcdonald's

or free fries with oh this one's expired

20-minute penalty oh

more teams head to the boats but others

get hung up on details 373

996 cubic yards done now to build a

perfect model with our data

we'll have to wing it i never wing i

don't know how

jacques jose you've come in first

i expected more insanity glad to see

you're keeping it professional

we're the best we did it champions of

the world

yes yes

jennifer thomas you've arrived in second

place

however you didn't arrive in

kloncktomobwa by train as instructed you

traveled by yacht instead

20-minute penalty whatevs we wrote a

yacht and partied with a prince

on a yacht don so wishes he was us

owen and noah you're in second place yes

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third dude

we're dead last

did you hear something no you need to

focus

of course fourth fifth

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who are you and who are you are you on

this show 10

11 12 13.

looks like we might be headed home it's

so unfair that it's because of a faulty

motor not something we did wrong

we're a great team yeah we really are

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oh man no one

i never should have let myself get stuck

in that shark's mouth

now we're gonna be eliminated because of

me that was my

biggest fear hey hey hey hey bro

we win as a team we lose

as a team we're a team man and i'm not

sure what i'm trying to say because

i'm really disappointed right now

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dude that worked do it again

there it is i

can see the dock so close guy

a few more

the chill zone could really use a sofa

is all i'm saying so oh here they are

carrie devon 14th place

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it's okay dawn we already knew just

blast us with the bad news

jeff brody i'm sorry to say this but you

are

second last aka 15th place aka still in

the race

whoa oh you hear that bro

oh ahoy geniuses

i'm afraid the other teams have reached

the chill zone you

are out of the race i'm in a helicopter

this is so cool how ironic our strength

and urban planning was also our downfall

that just proves how flawed this show is

but we played our part

i suppose geniuses aren't always as

smart as they think

you told the joke i did wonderful

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