00x01 - Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Episode 1 - "None Down, Eighteen to Go Part 1"

[bunniefuu]

this is toronto the capital of north

america birthplace of funk

where the albino panther roams free

beneath my manly size 13 brogues 18

teams are arriving at this historic

train station ready to embark on a race

around the world i'm your host don and

this is the redonkulous race

[Music]

welcome to the redonkulous race right

now 18 teams from across the country

are readying themselves to embark on a

race to the death

not to the death okay let's meet the

teams that

aren't racing to the death carry and

devin

best friends i met devin in the sandbox

and we haven't spent a day apart since

if anyone can win this race it's us yeah

i know carrie so well

it's like we're what are you doing hmm

oh uh blink check for the camera

race kelly and taylor mom and daughter

so a i'm really hot obviously

and b i'm pretty much the best at

everything i do

so unless my mom messes things up we're

totally gonna win this race

taylor and her friends love when i hang

with some i'm known as the

cool mom we're so tight people always

mistake us for sisters

wait what emma and kitty actual sisters

i'm studying international law so that's

gonna give us a real edge

which is good because we're here to win

and to see the world

meet hot guys and have some fun if

there's time for that which there won't

be so

let's focus on winning okay good

crimson and ennui two exceptionally pale

teens

okay that's just unnerving owen and noah

seasoned reality tv participants

don't leave me hanging noah and i met on

total drama and we've all been on

tons of reality shows since then like

meltdown kitchen

and scare tractor and fashionista

flip-flop

don't know how you got on that one i'm

just so

psyched to be reunited with my little

buddy come here

mickey and jay identical twins who are

used to overcoming adversity

we've both been through a lot but we're

not cursed whatever's right before

cursed

that's us like when i was six i fell

into a burrowing owl's nest and one of

the baby owls flew into my ear

to this day everything on this side

sounds like oh

we're constantly fighting adversity and

overcoming it

sorry we got to switch sides you're just

the totally in love daters stephanie and

ryan stephanie and i met at the gym

two months and six days ago and we've

been going steady ever since

we're so excited neither of us has ever

traveled before

there's so much to discover like what

did chocolate protein bars taste like in

china i was just wondering that no way

jose and jock ice dancers we know how to

win

we've won gold everywhere except the

olympics

he dropped me so we only got silver

i don't want to talk about it chuck

silver is his least favorite color jeff

and brody lifelong friends and surfer

dudes

going around the world on someone else's

dawn so

we hey bridgette love you babe

my girl and i did total drama but she's

surfing her way around australia right

now so

boom entree my bud brody yeah guy

bros forever gnb for the w

i n right this way teams over here

also competing dwayne and dwayne jr

father and son oh i spend a lot of time

at the old office there so this race is

a

perfect chance for junior and i to

squeeze in a little father-son bonding

time

right buddho uh yeah sure dad hey um

are there any other kids my age in this

thing oh uh

sanders and macarthur ambitious police

cadets we're tough as nails and we'll go

to the extreme to win this thing

definitely as long as we don't break any

international laws i'm okay with

breaking a few

lorenzo and chet new step brothers my

dad married his mom last year but we

still

hate each other so they're making us do

this jerks don't call my mom a jerk

jerk shut your word jerk also racing

tom and jen highly attractive fashion

bloggers

with impeccable taste i told you not to

let the teams write their own

head all our cards followers out there

wish us luck

i bet jen we could win the race but i

didn't think she'd actually take me up

on it

i put my mind to something and it

happens rock and spud

the rockers spud wasn't sure about doing

this because he's not super fit or

good at much of anything except rocking

out

[Music]

so i said you just rock bud i'll

carry you

lori and miles granola loving hippy

dippy friends

we want to win so we can donate to our

favorite charities

save the hunchback walrus goat milk eco

warriors people for the ethical

treatment of ants

so many great causes melody and mary

scientific geniuses who say they will

use their winnings to support the

science community

astrophysics is underfunded reality

shows offer monetary prizes

conundrum solved leonard and tammy

dedicated live-action role players

whatever that is

pocket tale island was tough but with

tammy's new spells

huzzah will you claim the dragon's eye

that's dwarvish for 1 million

[Music]

and jerry and pete retired pro tennis

players and friendly rivals

we are both very competitive but for

half a mil each

game on maybe we'll get some new

sponsorships

anyone need a pitch man for seniors

laxatives

[Laughter]

welcome contestants this is the starting

line for your 26 part race around the

world

each part ends at a chill zone get there

fast

because the last team to stand on the

carpet of completion may be cut from the

competition

but the first team to reach our last

chill zone will win

one million dollars

look over here this is our redonkulous

tip box

also known as the dawn box press this

button to get the travel tips that will

lead you through the redonkulous race

ready teams on your marks get set

race watch the face

race on foot to the sea and tower and

find the dawn box

to get your next tip there's the tower

and here comes the competition

oh my bad oh nasty are you guys okay

there's the darn box

it's an either or what's either

or an either or

gives teams the choice of two challenges

they either

climb 144 flights of stairs to reach the

world's tallest observation deck

that's just under a billion stairs or

scares

take the elevator then get the scare of

a lifetime by doing a skywalk

all the way around the outside of the

tower not to worry though

they'll be wearing helmets and as an

extra precaution

we had a safety rail installed

teams must finish either task and find

this local guide to receive their next

tip

144 flights of stairs yeah we'll do

scares

scares i'm scared

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stairs mickey gets nosebleeds when he

goes up too high too fast

it makes it pretty tough to take flights

or you know go up really tall towers

papercut first in

all right way to go junior give me a

high five

[Music]

oops for a skinny tower there sure are a

lot of floors

hey who pushed all the buttons gotta

take the stairs or we could just wait

hustle this will probably still be

faster

anyone asked if we chose stairs it

always stairs

while father and son and the adversity

twins commit to climbing the

unconscionable number of stairs

more teams choose scares but they're in

for a long wait

hey hey fashion blog followers we would

like to talk about today's fashion faux

pas which

is overalls ugh nasty

i know right like get with today

i don't see any other teams we're in

first place

let's hit the skywalk and strut all the

way to the winner's circle

we are so the team to beat

oh yes you do the ridiculous race will

return

those who abandoned the elevator are in

for a painful climb

and frankly that'll be more fun to watch

on the upside

we're definitely not in last place on

the downside

that probably won't be true for long

[Music]

oh great thanks for being slow now we're

in a race for last

place when we get home hire yourself a

personal trainer

great idea sweetie i know that's why i

thought of it

sweet form dudes keep it up they seem

nice no alliances

remember jay doesn't think we should

form any alliances we're soft

meat really soft meat

thighs on fire oh so queasy

so you're one of those skinny fat people

can't climb 10 flights of stairs without

spewing

chunks huh what do you do yoga

as most of the teams continue to climb

or wait

and wait and wait some more

the fashion bloggers are first to reach

the observation deck but the scare

might be too much for them we can't go

out on that death walk

i am fashionably felt the wind will blow

me away

with the return of the elevator the

competition is heating up

rude wow nice robe

it has cloaking powers observe

disappear a cast convince the cars

can't see me anymore can you um

i'm gonna go over there helmets

are you crazy you want us to ruin our

hair no i did not sign up for that

plus aubergine really isn't my color

it's not trust

doing great bro our calves are going to

be so toned after this

yeah solely we're going to look like

greek gods from the

to knees down fans we love you

let me down i can do this i beg to

differ chicken legs

it's all in the glutes i only use the

stair machine at the gym

i'm basically 80 glutes at this point

they've taken over the rest of my

muscles

you see this those glutes it's all

glutes

after an hour of stair climbing some of

our contestants are

really losing it

if we come and laugh it's your fault

doofus

hurry up and climb faster slow poke

stop freezing on my back sweat ball

stay with me mickey eyes wide it's okay

mommy

i don't need to new elephant this is why

we don't visit a lot of skyscrapers

there's the skywalk come on hold on

i need to make sure my helmet is

disinfected before we do this

okay you've always wanted to conquer

your fear of heights right

i'm not scared of heights i'm scared of

falling

big difference don't worry it's a tv

competition it's got to be safe

now we're in the lead latest news

you can do it i believe in you that

makes one of us

oh make way for two more sorry no room

ow

this elevator sounds awful

smells awful

[Music]

that's it just keep putting one foot in

front of the other

i'm so proud of you devon i couldn't do

it without you pal

i'm not going to die not going to die

not going this is

so cool focus this is life or death

come on look at what we're doing it's

incredible

i feel so alive yeah make sure they put

that quote in your gravestone

promise me you'll never let go never can

you believe people pay to do this

we're doing this for you mother earth

don't k*ll us

the last elevator has arrived but while

those teams still have to take the

dreaded skywalk

teams who took the stairs are literally

leaping into the lead

first place

catch a flight with a zip ride that line

to your tip

huh kesky teams must take a flimsy zip

line over lake ontario to this island

airport and snag their next tip along

the way

the line was tested this morning by our

intern andrew condolences again to his

family

yes oh man thank goodness

ah girl now my artificial need just came

out

gotta say agreeing to do this show was a

great idea we've been through way

tougher battles than any of these kids

so what if they've got more zing more

ambition more blind optimism more

this show was a terrible idea finally

yep now it's your turn carry me what ha

i'm joking you couldn't carry a loaf of

bread

looks like a lot of teams are dealing

with some dead weight da are you

referring to me

zipline i've always wanted to do that

zipline

i never wanted to do that

thank you we love you messy

who are you waving to there's no one

here

our fans give us the love and energy we

need to perform under extreme pressure

without them my partner jacques would

never be able to overcome his

many faults um why do you say many like

that

you know why right book two seats on

that next flight to morocco

there are three flights heading for

morocco departing 30 minutes apart

teams who make it on to the first flight

have the distinct advantage of arriving

first

teams on the last flight should probably

question why they even entered this race

because wow really every reality show

i've been on

i've lost this time no excuses no

distractions

i got my eye on the cheddar and to taste

the foods

winning wow we did it

you are the best oh

i had to do the race with carrie she's

smart

fast determined huh and my girlfriend

shelly was busy

need a hand that was for wimbledon 77

[Music]

you need to put on a few pounds

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maybe doing this show wasn't such a good

idea

maybe dude check this out

sorry the wind was howling like

and the spit whipped his face and then

there was a bird

first one to grab a tip gets the top

bunk back in our dorm room

i already have the top bunk not for long

[Applause]

yeah we did it

good job we did it baby

watch your step sweet cheeks i love it

when you get old gentlemen like

well that was illuminating

based on the splatter the wind velocity

was 45 knots

20 more and we'd be splattered

morocco

[Music]

just keep breathing bro hand it out let

me hear it

as more teams reach the tarmac and get

seats on flights one and two

the race to not come in last intensifies

almost there mickey stay with me i am a

dandy princess

come on bro we gotta move oh oh

potassium

need potassium does anybody have a

banana

get off i snagged it i read it sorry

thanks for breaking our fall dudes

morocco guy

awesome wow i can't believe we did it

oh uh sorry take the next flight to

morocco

come on

the teams have arrived and the flights

have been booked

flight number one will carry father and

son best friends

daters police cadets ice dancers and the

reality tv pros

flight number two carries the sisters

vegans fashion bloggers

mom and daughter rockers and geniuses

and flight number three has the larpers

goths surfer dudes adversity twins

step brothers and tennis rivals who will

win the first jaunt in our race

tune in next time to find out the

redonkulous race

is to be continued

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