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01x02 - Tradition Evolves with Innovation and Experimentation

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Apocalypse Hotel". Aired: April 11, 2025 – June 27, 2025.*
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In the year 2057, an unknown aerial contagion dubbed "infortunium pollution" begins to spread around Earth, rendering the air unbreathable to primate-based species, including humans.

01x02 - Tradition Evolves with Innovation and Experimentation

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We offer our beloved guests

our heartfelt hospitality and

our brightest smiles, every single day.

Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.

Episode 2

Tradition Evolves With Innovation

and Experimentation

I don't believe we have a reservation for you.

Do you need a room for the night?

No Matches

No Matches

No Matches

No Matches

Goshukuhaku de yoroshii desu ka?

Qingwen nin shi yao zhusu ma?

Souhaitez-vous passer la nuit ici ?

Desidera pernottare qui?

Kya aapko raat ke liye ek kamra chahiye?

Okay, what now?

Do you need somewhere to sleep?

So you do need somewhere to sleep.

We'd be delighted to help you.

Please fill out this registration card, then.

Please fill this out.

Sir, I'm sorry to ask,

but could you please state your name verbally?

I'm Ya-chi-yo.

You are?

Mr. Nojyujarmar. Is that right?

Understood, Mr. Nojyujarmar.

Here's your room key.

Huh?

I understand.

I'll show you to your room.

This is your room for the night.

Please feel free to use

the appliances and amenities.

We'll replenish them during cleaning,

so you needn't trouble yourself.

This contains the rules for our hotel

and instructions on how to use

our various facilities.

But please feel free to contact me

if you need anything.

In addition

Our restaurant is available to you.

3F Restaurant

Welcome to Stella Maris.

Our goal is to present to our guests flavors

that are a fusion of traditional and contemporary.

Be it a casual lunch, a romantic dinner, or a special celebration,

we hope to help you create an unforgettable memory

that lasts for the ages. Our robot chefs, programmed with recipes

from all eras all across the globe, are ready to serve you a wide

variety of dishes with an Italian touch. Japanese traditional cuisine

as well as new-age robotic creations alike will be prepared for you

using fresh ingredients procured locally in Ginza. We strive to satisfy

your cravings with the perfect selection from a wide-ranging menu.

Please stop by whenever

you need anything to eat.

This is your bathroom.

That's right! We have shampoo hats!

You wish to use it, I assume?

Huh?

You do wish to use a shampoo hat, yes?

I have big news, team!

We actually can run this hotel

with a room missing its shampoo hat!

As of today, Room 405 is designated

exclusively for extraterrestrial guests!

Hold on, missy.

Do extraterrestrials even count as guests?

Huh?

True, we do not allow animals

to stay with us, even as pets.

However, as our regulations do not

touch upon extraterrestrial beings,

we cannot treat them the same as animals.

As a special measure, we'll update

how we define hotel guests

and add extraterrestrials to the category.

As guests, they must be offered

the fullest extent of our hotel's service.

With that said, let's offer

our first guest in a century

our heartfelt hospitality

and our brightest smiles.

Your main course is ready.

Did you enjoy your meal?

Would you like to have more of the same?

Welcome back.

Your clothes appear to be worse for wear.

Would you like to avail yourself

of our laundry service?

Sir.

Your laundry is ready.

Why wouldn't he let me

open the doors for him?

Today marks the third day of his stay,

but I'm not sure if he's satisfied

with his experience.

I don't know if we've really

been able to communicate.

Sure, it stands to reason that he

would leave if he was unhappy,

but it's not like there are any

other hotels operating in this area.

Doorman Robot?!

What is this?

What a surprise!

A hotel still running 'round these parts?

I don't believe it!

Tradition Evolves With Innovation

and Experimentation

Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.

Hey! "Welcome," you say?

Stop that. I'm no guest, babeh.

Huh?

Before introductions, may I ask

Is this dude gonna be okay?

Thanks as always, missy.

What, does this keep happening?

I wish I could help somehow

I couldn't ask for a better way to go out

than while opening doors for our guests.

Well, apparently he's not a guest.

What?!

Close call, eh?

So, who are you?

Who am I? You ask who I am?!

You stand before the great

Environment Checker Robot!

"Environment Checker," you say?

Yes!

As humanity said goodbye to Earth,

they stationed some bots across the globe,

hoping to return someday!

And that is us, the Environment Checker Robots!

Across the globe

For years, we partied hard

over the airwaves,

but I even lost contact with the

one in Oceania a while back.

Now I'm a standalone bot.

I'm the only one left that can check

the planet's elements like air and water,

and decide if they're suitable

for human life to prosper!

Truly a symbol of hope for all mankind!

Hope

Exactamundo!

And lately, the environment around here's

undergone a drastic change.

I went, "Yo, what's happening?"

and came to take a look-see.

And what do I find?

Some strange ship flying around

What's more, its pilot

was still alive and on the move.

Which brings us to now:

I am here!

Anything show up lately?

Only our guest.

It seems he came here from another planet.

That's totally the owner of that ship!

What is he doing?

No clue.

Okay, I'll get rid of him in a jiffy.

Wait a second!

Don't you worry.

We were programmed with this function.

That is a guest of this hotel!

Can you say for sure that he's

a welcome guest for Earth too?

Huh?

Get blown to smithereens.

You mustn't. Whatever his objective,

he is still a guest of this hotel!

Okay.

I won't do anything

as long as he's your guest.

But the moment he's not, he goes bang.

I'm gonna stick around for a while, babeh.

Hey, Yachi-YO!

I wanna ask ya,

what're you still doing this for?

There ain't a single human around anymore.

We'd keep this hotel up and running

until the day humanity returns.

That's the promise we made with the owner.

Ha! Are you serious?

What?

Over the past century or so,

I've checked my assigned area

and sent hundreds of thousands of

environmental reports to outer space.

To this day?

I send frequent reports.

And what is humanity saying?

For the past few decades

I haven't gotten a single response.

Huh?

No word at all! Absolutely nothing!

The probability of humanity returning

in the next 100 years is 0.000000002%!

Source: me!

And forget coming back—

we don't even know if they've survived.

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What?!

It's all over.

Humanity's not coming back.

I don't understand our guest.

It's all over.

Maybe I shouldn't've told her?

Ouch!

Here you are.

Scorpionfish and lobster poêlé.

Welcome back.

Please enjoy your stay.

The Ten Commandments of Gingarou

1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.

2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.

3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.

4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.

5. Our only vice is service.

6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.

7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.

8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.

9. Bow down deep but always aim high.

10. A true hotel is always storied.

President, Gingarou Hotel

As always, let us welcome our guests

with a smile today.

Offer our beloved guests our heartfelt

hospitality and our brightest smiles.

Hey!

That alien's gonna die

before I get to k*ll him!

Wha?

I hear you got a real dressing-down.

The guest yelled at me for

42 minutes and 7 seconds,

and the assistant manager for

78 minutes and 24 seconds.

Sounds like a rough time.

It seems I'm defective.

I do not understand the needs of our guests.

Please dispose of me at once.

When I first mentioned introducing

you robots into the hotel's operations,

lots of people laughed at me,

saying it was impossible—

that there was a zero percent

probability of success.

Zero percent?

Yes. But I went ahead with it anyway.

Why is that?

When it comes to humans

and robots coexisting,

calculating the probabilities

isn't the way to go.

You consider the possibilities.

Listen, let this be

the one thing you take away.

Hey, did you break?

Possibilities over probabilities!

And what do ya mean by that?

According to my AI,

the Gingarou Hotel stood a zero percent

chance of survival without a shampoo hat.

But our alien guest didn't

need a shampoo hat at all.

And?

That's it.

I don't get it, babeh.

Harmony, respect, purity, and tranquility—

the four crucial elements of tea ceremonies.

Welcome and respect one another,

approach everything with purity of heart,

and finally, maintain a calm

and peaceful mind at all times.

These words open up the possibility of coming

to an understanding with anyone you meet.

That's what the owner said to me.

Listen, let this be

the one thing you take away.

Instead of the probability

your wish won't be granted,

believe in the possibility of it coming true.

Feel free to let your AI guide you on your way.

Just like tea does in these ceremonies.

Help yourself.

How did you enjoy your time with us?

Is this a gift for us?

Sir.

Please wait.

We haven't settled the bill yet.

Receipt

Total Amount

for

the duration of stay

We confirm receipt of the above amount.

Breakdown

Amount (tax excl.)

Consumption Tax

Here is your total bill for the room

and the various services.

You don't have any money?

Okay, so he's not a guest.

Time to get rid of him, babeh!

No.

This is an Earth currency.

I, along with all of our staff,

eagerly await your next stay with us.

Ha! His next stay, huh?

Yes. Once a guest, forever a guest.

Good work, team.

Let's make sure we provide the utmost

hospitality to our next guest as well.

Right.

Extra Mission "Receive an

Alien Guest" complete.

Easter Egg Program

Extra Mission

"Receive an Alien Guest" complete.

New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.

New function "Water Kettle" unlocked.

Wow!

That'll make eatin' instant noodles a breeze!

Yeehaw!