01x13 - Heroes and Zeroes/Stress for Success

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Coming to vanquish the foe
with a mighty blow ♪

♪ So don't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause things won't be
like they've been before ♪

♪ "Here I come
to save the day" ♪

♪ Thank goodness
Mighty Mouse is on his way ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh... ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Just like a bolt
from the blue ♪

♪ With a heart that's true ♪

♪ Fighting evil,
fighting crime ♪

♪ And always there
in the nick of time ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ And he will prove
that crime will never pay ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today! ♪

NARRATOR:
It was destined to go down

as the biggest heist
in the history of Mouseville.

The robbery of the century,
the sum total of all crimes.

Nobody counted
on this happening.

E pluribus unum!

All the numbers have
vanished from this money!

NARRATOR:
But it didn't stop there.

Numbers all over town
were missing.

The little round
fuse-colored ball

in the corner pocket.

Well, what do you have?

I've got nothing.

Neither do I.

[sobbing]

Goodness. What is the
matter, little girl?

I don't know which bus
to take anymore.

There's no numbers
on any of them.

Well, what time
does the bus come?

I don't know!

What's your street address?

I don't know!

What's the capital
of North Dakota?

Bismarck.

NARRATOR:
What twisted genius was
accountable for all this?

What did it all add up to?

Get along, little digits!

Yah, yah!

Who could've calculated
such a crime?

Why, it's Big Murray and...

And...

Hey, would you please
move the milk?

Yes, yes, that.

Thank you.

And his wife,
Polly Pineblossom.

[snorting]

This numbers racket
is my best scheme yet.

That's nice, dear.

More melba toast?

Soon the entire city
of Mouseville

will be on their knees,
begging for mercy.

[phone rings]

[snorts] Hello?

Big Murray speaking.

This is the entire
city of Mouseville.

We're on our knees
begging for mercy.

Oh, I'll be right over.

Hear me, citizens

of Mouseville!

This is Big Murray.

If you want to see your
precious integers again,

then deliver me
one million dollars

in small unmarked bills.

Sorry, Big Murray, but we can't
give you a million dollars!

Why not?!

Since you have all the numbers,

we don't know how much
a million dollars is.

[gasps]

Huh?
Huh?

Curses!

My scheme has failed.

Now, what am I gonna do
with all these numbers?

That's nice, dear.

Do you want another patty melt?

[popping sounds]

Oh, no, they're multiplying!

NARRATOR:
Will the whole world
be outnumbered?

Who can stop this madness?!

♪ Here I come to save the day! ♪

NARRATOR:
Why, it's Mighty Mouse!

Hmm... missing numbers.

Perhaps I should
seek the assistance

of a few good numerical experts.

"Man, Man, Man, Man & Man."

"Certified Mighty Accounting."

This looks like the place.

[origami clucking]

Gosh, am I bored.

Oh, we haven't had
a customer in weeks!

Why, if someone knocked
on that door right now,

I'd dress up in tights
and act like a fool

for the rest of the show.

[knocking on door, Mighty Mouse
humming theme song]

Excuse me, but I'm in need of...

May we help you?

Yes.

Hey, I remember you guys!

You're the Mighty Heroes!

NARRATOR:
And the call goes out
to the Mighty Heroes.

[fireworks whistling
and popping]

Strong Man,

Cuckoo Man,

Tornado Man,

Rope Man

and Diaper Man!

Well, things have sure
changed since the '60s.

We're accountants now.

We all got tired
of the fast lane

and decided to settle down
and do a nice 9:00 to 5:00 job.

Need help with your taxes?

No, actually, I need
your help in solving

this missing numbers caper.

Well, there's not much
we can do as accountants.

Say, why don't you
become superheroes again?

I could really use
a hand in this case.

Ah, sorry, Mighty Mouse.

We're all washed up.

We're has-beens.

Oh, what kind of talk is that?

There's trouble in the city,

and the call goes out
to the Mighty Heroes!

Besides, superheroes
get free doughnuts.

ALL:
We'll do it!

Come on, heroes, let's help
Mighty Mouse bust this crime.

Gung-h*!

I hope this was a good idea.

No, don't!

You don't want to go in there!

More lemonade, dear?

[groaning]

Ever had one of those days?

First order of business
is to find those numbers.

Look, down there!

Yes, Diaper Man, this is
some beautiful view, isn't it?

No, not the view, Cuckoo Man.

That herd of stampeding numbers!

They're heading
straight for Mouseville!

If we don't stop them,

they'll trample
the entire city!

What are we waiting
for, heroes?

Let's corral
that thundering herd.

Wait for me!

Follow me, Strong Man.

Right behind you,
not-so-little buddy!

Stop!

You all right, Diaper Man?

A little wind
will slow them down!

I'm with you, Tornado Man.

Whoops!

Sorry about that, Tornado.

[yelling]

That's all right.

Hold on, Mighty Mouse,
I'm coming!

Whoops!

Oh, no!

[laughing]
Pardon me, Mighty Mouse.

STRONG MAN:
Oh, no!

The numbers are
heading up Main Street!

I'll cut them off at the pass!

[shrieks]

Oh, no!

The Mild Cheddar Tower!

We'll get you out
in a jiffy, Strong Man.

Gee, this is easier
than it looks!

I'll round them up.

Whoops.

Quick, Tornado Man,
start spinning.

[panting]

It's a good thing
I got my second wind.

[chuckling]
By golly, we did it!

All the numbers are present

and accounted for,
Mighty Mouse!

I couldn't have
done it without you.

But we're still have
to get these numbers

back to their rightful owners.

And I have just the solution.

GIRL:
Oh, my, look at this.

I can't wait
to go in there.

I've been waiting
in line for two hours.

CUCKOO MAN:
Yes, Mrs. Burp.

We'll send you a half-dozen,
long-stemmed number sevens.

Here you go,
Mr. Bank Manager.

Here's all the ones
and zeroes you wanted.

Thank you.

Next!

Please take
a number.

Ya-hoo!

How can we ever thank
you, Mighty Mouse,

for helping us
regain our dignity?

Think nothing of it,
and as for you,

how could you?

Oh, it's not his fault,
Mighty Mouse.

He's not evil,
just misunderstood.

Say, do you know a homeless waif

whom he could shower
with kindness

and material possessions?

Far out!

Well, Polly, I do believe

I know just such a child.

Polly and Big Murray,
I'd like you to meet

Diaper Man!

Daddy?!

Let's go fishing,
my son.

My son!

The bait's on me.

Congratulations,
Diaper Man.

Thanks, Mighty,

but don't call me
Diaper Man anymore, okay?

I'm 36 years old.

From now on, call me...

Plastic Training Pants Man.

[crickets chirping]

[scribbling on paper
with pencil]

Whew! These new W-4 forms
are no piece of cake,

let me tell you.

Aah!

What?! Can it be morning
already?

[rooster crowing]

5:00?! Ugh!

That'll give me just
one hour's sleep before work.

[yawning]

[whistle blowing]

Stand back.

We have an accident victim here.

[yawns]

Hello, Pearl.

Good heavens, Mike,
you look beat.

Here, let me get
this off you.

Oh, I'm okay.

I-I've got
to get back to work.

No. I insist

you see a doctor and take
the rest of the day off.

[train whistle blowing]

Uh-oh, trouble!

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom ♪

Holy cow!
♪ Zoom, zoom ♪

[starter cranking,
engine stalling

[train whistle blowing]
Help!

Mighty Mouse!

There's a train coming,

and this ceramic Abe Lincoln

will be smashed for certain.

I've got to do something fast,

or else it's double overtime

for all the king's horses
and all the king's men.

♪ Ba, ba! ♪

[train chugging]

[expl*sive pop]

[train whistle blowing]

Runaway train!

The brakes are out!

[birds chirping]

If there's one thing
that really riles me,

it's a train that can't resist

smashing into a giant,
ceramic Abe Lincoln.

[train whistle blowing]

[train whistle blowing]

Huh?

[engine starts]

Well, I'll be.

It was flooded, that's all.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[yawns]

Mm.

I'm tired.

Oh, maybe Pearl was right.

I should see a doctor.

DOCTOR:
You're overworked,

Mighty Mouse.

Your nostrils
have turned inside out.

You need
to get plenty of rest.

Do nothing strenuous
for a while.

Take it easy.

Then come back

and see me tomorrow.

But what about
when people are in trouble

and need my help?

You should only bother
with extreme emergencies

until you get
rested up.

Too much hero stuff now,

and you'll be a limp, wasted,

twitching wreck.

Golly, you mean like pudding
with no backbone?

MIGHTY MOUSE:
$800?!

Wow.

I guess
I have been overdoing it lately.

I'd better take
the doctor's advice.

[rumbling]
Wait.

This sounds like one
of those emergencies

the doctor warned me about.

Ooh.

I shouldn't have stayed up
so late last night.

Oh!

[expl*sive pop]

Oh!

I could have taped
all of those videos.

[screaming]

[grunting]

I'm tired. Take this.

[cheering]

FEMALE:
Children, don't go playing

and get back to class!

Mind your
teacher, kids.

I have got
to go now.

Well, I had to step in
that time,

but now I must get myself
40 winks.

[yawning]

[snoring with trailing whistle]

[playing upbeat, jazzy tune]

♪ It's the night,
it's the stars ♪

♪ It's the moon up above ♪

♪ It's the girl,
she's a pearl. ♪

[singing Italian opera]

[whistling opera tune]

[continues singing opera]

♪ It's the night,
it's the stars ♪

♪ It's the girl. ♪

Ha!

[snoring]

Mm. Mm.

[snoring and mumbling]

[malevolent cackling]

♪ Beyond here lies
the helpless maid ♪

♪ Mighty Mouse
can't give her aid ♪

♪ I hear a car approaching ♪

♪ I wonder what's my fate ♪

♪ Can it be Oil Can Harry? ♪

♪ Is Mighty Mouse too late? ♪

♪ Fear not, Pearl Pureheart,
I'm on my way. ♪

[devious laughter]

[cackling]

[laughing]

Hmm?

Uh. Whew.

What a nightmare.

A little water
should help me relax.

[snoring]

This time, folks,
I'll fix him for good.

[laughing]

Ha, ha!

Mine at last.

Help!

PEARL:
Help! Help!

[snoring]

WOMAN'S VOICE:
This is some nightmare,

huh, Mighty Mouse?

[cackling]

[snapping]

[snapping]

[snapping]

[mumbling]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[skidding]

[groaning]

[snoring and mumbling]

MIGHTY MOUSE:
Whoa!

Help!

♪ Help, oh, help ♪

♪ Help me, Might Mouse, help! ♪

Help!

♪ Oh, thank you,
kind sir ♪

♪ You arrived
just in time ♪

♪ And the villain shall pay
for his crime, the cad ♪

BOTH:
♪ And the villain shall pay
for his crime! ♪

Curses. Foiled again.

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

[snoring and whistling]

Wha... What an awful night!

Nightmares, no sleep.

[rumbling]
What's this?

Uh-oh!

[grunting]

Hmm.

It's almost time
to see the doc again.

DOCTOR:
Well, Mighty Mouse,

I have only one thing
to say to you.

Uh, what?

Congratulations.

Whatever you did to
relax, keep it up.

You're in better shape now
than ever.

Hmm.

[yawning]