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03x12 - The Lizard Who Came to Dinner / Island of The Endotherms

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

03x12 - The Lizard Who Came to Dinner / Island of The Endotherms

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space it's really big so big we don't

know everything that's out there don't

touch that asteroid you don't know where

it's been

but scientists have ways of exploring

places to which they can't travel

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everyone come quick i've discovered a

new planet take a walk it's traveling

around that distant sun do you think

anyone lives there let's find out road

trip

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much too far away flooring unknown

places can be dangerous that planet

might have unsafe air

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all the pressure could flatten you like

a plutonium pancake

i guess we'll never know

well i didn't say that this is a job for

spacey is glorious

a space probe built just for a situation

like this let's check the multipedia

i can go where zoolands and earthlings

cannot

i can explore any place i am programmed

to

i will use my cameras and rock analysis

tools to analyze everything i see and

gather information about the planet

including possible life on it

to bring back to us

not exactly for spacey it's like most

probes it's a one-way trip but he'll

transmit the information and pictures to

us much like a television signal i also

have video games and basic cable

and by discovering how other worlds are

like and unlike our own we'll learn more

about ourselves

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goodbye

goodbye spaces

take care of yourself

don't forget to transmit

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spicy slug pizza

something's approaching zuma i've never

seen anything like it is it a ufo no

this looks like an extremely

indescribable extraterrestrial incoming

object good galaxy an e-i-e-i-o everyone

to the ship

i accept the coordinates to take us to

where that thing's landing 79.3 degrees

up then down mark 118 degrees around and

around zula patrol blast off

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i knew those coordinates sounded

familiar

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what is it

watch it

why it's the probe

you mean like spacious explorer

yes but it has technology with which i'm

not familiar and look at this badge

purple with pink polka dots just like

the planet you discovered exactly this

pro may have come from there just as we

want to learn about them they must want

to learn about us

let's call him zoop

hey zoops

he knows his name

well glad to meet you zoo whoa whoa

okay okay that's enough

just wants to take our picture everybody

smile and say please

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this is so exciting an opportunity to

closely examine alien technology just be

careful malto we don't know anything

about the beings who made it

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amazing he's studying it to figure out

how it works

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i hope that wasn't something special

oh no just one of a kind

you just ate your lunch well who can

resist spicy slug pizza he's keeping

things that are valuable to him

interesting

are you sure he isn't dangerous

absolutely

zoop is simply exhibiting classic pro

behavior like all probes that are sent

into space he's simply programmed to be

curious

loop's function is to explore examine

photographs and take samples

a transmission from spaceus it landed on

the planet begin transmission

i don't see anybody we don't know where

on the planet he landed he could be in

the middle of a desert over that hill

might be a city or an ocean

according to spaceus readings the air

and temperature on the planet can

support life as we know it wow that's

really something

that planet appears to be made up mostly

of powdered breakfast beverage and

transmission speaking of probes where

did zoop go

attention zula patrol zoop is loose

inside headquarters be on the alert

hello

hello

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i can't believe this he's all over the

place he messed up all my stuff please

everyone try to understand

you said it gorga but zoop is only doing

what he's been programmed to do yeah

well i'm programmed to go after anyone

who touches my stuff i wonder if it

might all be part of a nefarious plan to

spy on us we have no reason to think

that i admit there have been minor

inconveniences but really what harm has

zoop done

now what the power's off

that zook must have gotten to the power

generator without power the station

can't function

not to worry

remember we have a backup generator you

see everything's fine unless

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that's the piece that powers our

generator come on g*ng this is a job for

the zula patrol

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i want that fibulizer back

now

the change in your tone of voice has

activated some sort of self-defense

system

i'd advise calming down

no can do moto we need that visualizer

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a little help here

we appear to be dealing with a

child-like mind

all that's running around is making me

hungry hungry

hmm

i need one of your freeze-dried pizzas

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what

he just wants to be friends

ah

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goodbye

hey zoop don't go we're just getting to

know each other yeah we could be friends

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another transmission from spaceus

explorius

let's see

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looks like spacey has found a good home

you know we were making the wrong

conclusions about the beings who sent

zoop we should have learned more about

them before calling them unfriendly

they're actually nice they were just

using their space probe to explore the

same thing as we were doing with our

probe spaceus explorius now what's next

slugnut a goes into slide z

hobble bolt q attaches to wing spring

three

this is gonna take a while

and so spacious explorius and the probe

named zouk have helped both planets in

their search for knowledge and

understanding

hey i wonder if a probe could help me

search for my socks

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hello knowledge buffs don't be shy come

on in

that's better now it's time for our

malto moment

what do you call something that probes

into space annoy

not quite do you know the answer

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that's right

something that probes into space is

called a space probe and today we

discovered that we can send probes to

places scientists can't go and what do

these probes gather

that's right probes gather information

and send it back so that we can learn

all kinds of useful things

whoops

for instance thanks to probe scientists

now know that the temperature of venus

is 900 degrees it's so hot that

astronauts will probably never ever go

there at least not in bare feet ouch

bye bye for now

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