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03x09 - The Show Must Float On / The Truder Crown Affair

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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03x09 - The Show Must Float On / The Truder Crown Affair

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[Applause]

[Music]

it's time to play come on captain rula

let's welcome the day

where's that cedar ready to go

whizzy and wig are good to go

figures bubbling

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

mission control it's fun to learn

[Music]

it's fun to learn

[Music]

space oh

it gets awfully busy out here so always

look both ways before you cross the

galaxy

hey everyone

it's the first day of spring why i

believe you're right and that means

there's going to be a special guest on

the morning show welcome to good morning

zula how's my perky co-host today well i

just couldn't be perkier

well it's the first day of spring and

you know what that means do i ever

zulaians will gather tonight at lake

zulu to watch the annual ballet of the

water striders that's right so let's say

hello to zula's most famous water

strider creator of the ballet madame

plie

oh thank you so

much yes tonight is our fabulous water

ballet celebrating the arrival of spring

and you simply must be there

oh i've always wanted to see that let's

all go i don't get it how can they dance

on top of water won't they fall in not

at all it's possible because of surface

tension surface tension what's that

let's check the multimedia

[Music]

normally a needle will think if you put

it in water but if you lay it very

carefully across the top of the water it

will stay there why because the top of

the water acts like a skin thanks to

surface tension

surface tension happens because water

molecules teeny tiny bits of water are

attracted to each other we sure like to

stick together from up down and all

around

right and the force that holds them

together is called cohesion but what

about the molecules at the surface the

top of the water

there are no other water molecules above

them to pull them upward so they hold on

even tighter to the ones around and

below them i see the molecules on the

surface try to stick together like a

sheet of plastic wrap so when you put

the needle on top of the water that

sheet holds up the needle

exactly we call that surface tension but

if you push down you can break the

surface tension like ripping through

that plastic wrap then the needle sinks

some bugs like water striders can walk

on water because they're very very light

and their feet are covered with tiny

waterproof hairs that keep their feet

from breaking the water surface

i get it now

the water striders can do their dance on

the lake because of surface tension cool

let's go over to lake zulu now we'll

save good seats for everyone

remember

we are artists

we must lift the audience to the heights

of tingly emotion

now let us rehearse

[Music]

wow

[Music]

heights of the emotion striders not the

deaths

that's weird the water surface isn't

holding the dancers up something is

wrong with the water madame plie what

that's impossible

you see there is nothing wrong with it

okay there is something wrong with the

water

this is a catastrophe if the water won't

hold us we cannot dance

but the ballet absolutely must take

place tonight it is the most precious of

the zula traditions oh don't you worry

ma'am we'll have this figured out in no

time this is a job for the zula patrol

with my new sub microscopic teeny weeny

cam we can observe the water molecules

at the surface and find out what's going

on

huh that's funny they don't look very

close together but look they're starting

to move toward each other i guess

they're lonely actually that's because

of cohesion remember

water molecules like to stick together

hey what are those pink things must be

some other kind of molecule and they're

coming between the water molecules then

that's what's wrong with the water

whatever those pink molecules are

they're keeping the water molecules

apart precisely and that reduces surface

tension therefore the graceful water

striders think like bricks so

something's in the water that doesn't

belong there but what i don't know but

it sure can't be good for all the things

that live in the lake

malto you and gorga keep testing the

water we're going to check around the

lake for anything suspicious and please

hurry all my beautiful elegant ballet

will be sunk

courage dancers

[Music]

hey the lake looks even pinker from up

here at least the part with the theater

does but look the pink color leads off

in that direction that must be where

it's coming from let's go take a look

[Music]

hey look

it's coming from that cabin come on

[Music]

oh dear we've barely started our tests

and time is running out the show's

supposed to start any minute

[Music]

almost there

take cover it's the old pigeons with

water balloons trick take cover

i know i'll pose like a statue

[Music]

see no pigeon can resist a statue

or a chance to silk a hero

here birdie

wish you thought of that before i got

wet the pigeons came from that cabin it

looks like somebody doesn't want us here

let's find out who

[Music]

all right whoever you are come out this

is the zula patrol the uni patrol well

why didn't you say so the names pops

sorry for the unfriendly welcome thought

you were trespassers

look there's the pink stuff that oh

that's just soap i make it from plants

i've been doing my spring cleaning

makes the place sparkle and keeps my

hands soft and supple that soap is going

down the hill and into the lake

that's what's turning the lake pink

which means soap must reduce the surface

tension of water

malto it's bula the pink stuff is soap

can soap reduce surface tension

positively

soap breaks the bonds between water

molecules so they can't form the natural

elastic layer fine job of investigating

but how can cleaning a one-room shack

use enough soap to pollute a whole lake

say do you suppose it had something to

do with that

that's my new wilderness laundromat for

shepherds

i'm thinking of starting a chat

mystery salt

pops we'll have to ask you to drain all

this soap into a proper collection

container no problem i'll have it

cleaner than a fish in the film

motto we'll stop the soap here by aiming

it into a container instead of the lake

the soap is made from plants so the tiny

organisms that live in the lake should

quickly gobble up the soap that's still

there right by getting rid of the soap

in the lake there may yet be time to

save the water ballet

[Music]

it's working the tiny organisms in the

lake are getting rid of the soap

unfortunately the ballet is starting

late

but now it is showtime

[Applause]

and you'll end up all wet when teeny

bits of water called molecules

[Music]

tension just like a plastic sheet with

delicate precision the dancers hit the

beat they're light and bright and lovely

and they

[Music]

by dancing in

[Applause]

now that's a show

i just have to pay my respects to that

classy mad damn pleiade

howdy do little lady your kids sure came

dave oh well thank you so much you're

obviously someone who can appreciate the

classic tale of truth and beauty has

told through the magic of movement

the dancing was good too

hey you that goes in the garbage not the

lake

now don't you fret ma'am i'm not letting

anyone miss up your pretty little lake

ever again

so the zula patrol cleaned up the mess

pops cleaned up his act and i made a

clean getaway by using the word clean so

many times

[Music]

welcome to the malto moment the top

layer of water has something called

surface tension do you know what causes

surface tension too much coffee

no way

it happens because water molecules are

attracted to each other with a force

called cohesion

but a molecule at the surface has no

water molecules above it to pull it

upward so it holds on tighter to those

around and below it the molecules on the

surface try to stick together like a

sheet of plastic wrap so when you put

something very light on top of the water

that sheet holds it up

see you next time

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

it's time to play come on captain rula

let's welcome the day

where's that cedar ready to go

whizzy and wig are good to go

figures bubbling

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

mission control it's fun to learn

[Music]

it's fun to learn

[Music]

what a beautiful day

perfect for diving into a new zulu

adventure

very funny can somebody pass me a towel

ready to race boats wig good luck no way

your puny stick boat can keep up with my

solid metal excess wig mark

[Music]

thanks gorga but that wasn't much of a

race how about a do-over yeah

that says wig mark too will do a lot

better it's genuine clay

[Music]

ah

the only race i'm winning is a race to

the bottom you need a boat like mine

made of wood come on

can make you one and we know my boat

floats

that takes care of the repairs

oh there's a part left over oh you found

my sleeping mask

[Music]

am i interrupting something who is that

princess marina oh please no bowing and

it's queen marina or it will be when i'm

crowned tomorrow

i'm hoping you can all come to the

crowning ceremony on the zlatan isles

it's been too long since i've seen my

old friends the zula patrol we would be

honored your majesty

great oh end up bula nice hat

oh thanks

[Music]

dragon alert

like it i bought all the boat from lars

at the viking bowling lane

[Music]

hey

this boat's way bigger than my ss wig

work but it's not sinking i guess that's

because it's wood and most wood flutes

but don't other things float too

actually all kinds of things float even

some you might not expect let's check

the maltopedia

[Music]

an object will usually act the same way

each time you put it in water solid iron

thinks

but solid cork is buoyant that means it

floats

once you know what kinds of things are

buoyant you can make pretty good

predictions about what else will float

or sink which one do you think will

float well the marble is small but it's

made of glass so i think it'll sink yeah

but look how big that ball of wax is

it's got to sink

[Music]

the wax floated

but it's a lot bigger than a marble size

isn't everything it also matters what an

object is made of let's take a close

look at the course

see all that space in the cork it's full

of air which helps an object float

because air is lighter than water

now let's look at the iron weight things

are a lot tighter in here no space for

anything so it sinks now that you know

that get ready to predict which of these

objects is buoyant a rock

a plastic bottle cap

a coin

[Music]

a peanut float

[Music]

malto cannonball

[Music]

now i have lots of ideas for my boat

maybe i'll make it out of wood

or wax

but definitely not

metal

huh

but i thought metal sinks

why is that metal ship floating

we'll have to check that out

everyone oh i'm so glad you're here i

need a break from all this royal court

stuff let's dance

oh uh count have you met my friends yet

zula patrol may i introduce count von

troodles mr accent all the oodles

good to meet you

um did your hair just spring back up on

your head

yeah

i shampooed it today and now it's got

more bounce

come on g*ng dance floor's waiting

[Music]

now that's what i call a sunken treasure

that's the royal family crown they keep

it under water until it's time for the

coronation the tradition says whoever

wears the crown as the sun is going down

will be ruler of the isles and the sea

for many miles i guess that'll be you

marina that's what they tell me

[Music]

what's he doing those won't all float

floating

or sinking

guess which it will do

for objects and water

it's one of the two

a comb or

a candle will float if you got em

unlike a brick which just sinks to the

bottom

if iron and cork are dropped in a moat

the first one will sing but the second

one will float the second one will float

[Music]

looks like you've got a new friend gorga

oh no

my crown it's gone

oh my stars but if she doesn't have that

crown by sunset she won't become queen

don't worry marina if someone's taking

it we'll find it hey

come on hurry he's getting away

oh we'll never catch up to him

[Music]

that's why gorga always

speed up you're ruining my cinematic

moment

uh sorry trudy but that ship has sailed

we've got company

ahoy

prepare to be boarded

[Music]

count von trudeau's we've got some

questions to ask you care to explain why

you were going villain getaway speed

have you seen a missing crown

and what's the capital of denmark it's

for my crossword puzzle

crown

like this one oh my that's princess

marinas oh i'm afraid there's been a big

misunderstanding

i thought this crown was mine jaw

yeah so

i have one just like it the very ends is

here you know

well then i guess this was an honest

mistake count the princess will be glad

to have this back

glad

you saved my kingdom

let the celebration resume

what's wrong with i can't figure it out

liz last time we looked at this crown it

was on the bottom of the tank it sank

because it was solid but now it's

floating which means it must be hollow

that means this crown is a fake

but sunset is only minutes away whoever

has the real crown will be ruler of the

isles

[Music]

this is a job for the zula patrol

i did it draxie

soon i'll be king of the zulien isles

so what does that make me hair to the

throne as king i'll have whatever i want

jewels wrenches popcorn in bed

uh don't count your popcorn before it's

popped big boy not so adoring subjects

ahoy

oh the zulu patrol

well it's too late in a few minutes i'll

be king

[Music]

attention all sailors be on the lookout

for a solid gold crown

found it it's extremely dangerous wait

dangerous when removed from the zooland

isles it may make the wearer itchy hmm

i am kind of itchy and dizzy

and even less smart

well i think we're safe there traxie i

have to get this crown off before i lose

my intelligence

[Music]

there

i'm safe

great idea bula your fake message

tripped him into tossing the crown

overboard but how will we get it back it

just sank in the ocean

[Applause]

good thinking gorga now let's get this

crown where it belongs

thank you my subjects and for my first

royal decree as queen i declare this

sooner patrol

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

the real crown and the fake crown were

both metal but the hollow one floated i

bet my hollow metal boat can float too

you're on the right track wig real metal

boats are hollow with lots of air space

in them like the hollow crown since air

floats the boat floats

so izzy you ready to challenge the ss

wig mark three to a race what are we

waiting for

hmm

i have a sinking feeling this is the end

of the episode

hello buoyant buddies welcome to the

malto moment uh you sure this boat won't

sink don't worry my wooden boat is

buoyant that means it floats an object

will either float or think in water

right

my solid metal boat sinks but my hollow

metal boat floats because it's filled

with air

and air is lighter than water so it

helps float my boat

i'm on the boat that floats i'm on the

boat

oh my see you next time

[Music]