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01x18 - Show of Force / Adventures In Pet Sitting

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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01x18 - Show of Force / Adventures In Pet Sitting

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it's time

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blue

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it's fun to learn

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till you find yourself

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space it's bigger than

well the biggest thing you can think of

so uh what are you thinking of

my rings well it's bigger than that

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what's the big rush slow down you're

going so fast you're straightening my

curls why can't you just admit you lost

another race today because i'm the

fastest villain in the universe how

could i have lost to the snail elons the

slowest aliens in the galaxy

their hero is a guy called slowly

mcsnail space it took him five minutes

just to tell me his name you know as

well as i do that villains never win

races especially when heroes are

involved

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let's all do the waves in a wave

leaves must really be strong to be able

to pick us all up and they don't even

have arms that's because they use force

whoa

can we use force to get rid of things

with arms

of course we use force in a number of

ways let me show you more about force in

the multopedia

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force is what causes something to move

like wig pushing with the on that swing

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and if i may think so

forth can also make things speed up

or slow them down

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or change direction oh

or even stop

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wow that was fun force can really get

you moving fast hey that gives me an

idea why don't we hold a race yeah the

racers can build cars that use different

kinds of force to make them move oh

excellent we can call it the show of

force race

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hmm

and i know just what i'm going to build

perfect thanks for the help g*ng why

don't we take our new pogo flower for a

test job

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hello my bouncing buddy what's up what's

down what's up again using the force of

squeeze springs to make this car go is

the really clever idea peter i bet we

can make it go even faster and higher

with six zula patrollers bouncing it

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sweet mother of hamus who are you and

what did you do with dog troda

traxie it's me

this is my new disguise so i can enter

the zulu patrol show of force race i

don't get it

all the bad guys in the universe are

rooting for me

why 10 super villains work night and day

just to build my race car you know

for a bunch of baddies

they're really sweet guys

sometimes i really worry about you

hey it's iris welcome to the show of

horse race say hello to my zulein

cyclops horse cloppy

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does he like to race you bad and he

likes apples even more as long as i

don't run out clappy will use the force

of pulling to take this car to the

winner's circle

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all right chester and lily's lord

entered our race too

check out our rocky roadster we'll use

the force of gravity the invisible force

that pulls everything toward the center

of the planet gravity will pull on this

heavy race car made of rock and we'll

slide our way downhill to the finish

line

bonjourno fellow racers fabio festerinos

my name heroic racings of my game

welcome to our show of horse race mr

fast dorito

what do you call your car oh

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it's lifted up by the force of a hot air

yours for the cars okay races get ready

get set

uh go

i'm not the cheating i just want to make

sure there's nothing harmful into the

road

what a nice guy

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the ground is flat here our rocky

roadster won't move if we can't slide

down a hill i knew there was some kind

of problem in our design

that's okay lily we'll push and pull our

car all the way to the finish line using

the force of our own lord's strength

what luck tracksy those swords save me

the trouble of messing up their car

uh i wouldn't get too happy yet if i

were you boss i got my eye on that

eyeball

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all this sweet sneakiness is making me

hungry

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what's going on

mr vasterino just stopped clapping from

running wild

mr fasterino you're my hero uh

when i saw those pies fall out of the

sky out of nowhere i immediately did my

heroic duty huh pies falling from the

sky

hmm

that is odd but

since there are no villains in this race

it couldn't be a dirty trick good thing

too everyone knows bad guys always lose

what about that old sword dashing master

of a mayhem dark ruder you're right he'd

be the only villain who'd waste his time

trying

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as soon as cloppy eats your way free mr

fasterino you can return to the race but

i'm afraid i'm going to have to quit

galapagos racing days

come on traxie there's nothing like a

little stretching of the rules to put us

in the lead

watch out for that

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are they okay we're fine i think lily

and i are gonna sit the rest of this

race out

have fun g*ng well mr fasterino it looks

like it's down to good guys versus good

guy oh joy

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the fourth of wind is making it too hard

to move forward fast

but this wind is just what i need to

give me a lift with my paper plane power

now all i need is wind from behind me

that's fabio is brilliant see how his

racer uses the force of the air to push

him along and give him lift

there's the finish line i'll have to use

the anchor to stop us

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this is a job for the zula patrol

i don't understand

you were going to win how could we not

help a fellow racer in trouble

that's

just about the sappiest thing i've ever

heard

boy am i glad i only have to say that

once dark truder i should have known

congratulations zulu patrol you also

made history by helping me to become the

first villain to ever win a race

after we stopped to help you that's so

not nice

i

won

me

give me my prize much as i don't like it

you did win i therefore present you with

this trophy for first place a plastic

toy car

that's all

you've got to be kidding me come on we

owe it to ourselves to finish this race

like good sports

take your cheesy trophy back who needs

it since you won't accept the prize i

officially award it to

the zulu

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sorry i'm late with the rest of the

prize judge it took me forever to polish

all this gold tell me this isn't

happening

all your villain friends are gonna be

thrilled when they find out you turned

down a prize worth a fortune you know

something traxie

now would be as good a time as any to

show the zulu patrol what we do best

when we lose

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i'm sure tudor will return another day

to pester our zula patrol heroes but he

won't stand a chance against such a

mighty force of good kindness

did that joke seem a little forced

i thought so

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come on in it's time for our malto

moment

today we'll show how things are pushed

and pulled do you remember what we call

this

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not really do you know

that's right

fourth

now let's see what force can do

force is what causes something to move

or change direction

or even stop

i guess we can stop here too

bye for now

you

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it's time

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fingers

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun

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ah the pathless realms of space the

infinite boundless void dotted with

billions of twinkling stars sure makes a

cool poster doesn't it

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there you go your broken skateboard's

wheel is as good as new thanks moto who

knew i'd end up running a fix-it shop

for simple machines a skateboard is a

simple machine

no

however parts of it are simple machines

the wheel and axle is a simple machine

which is held on with another simple

machine the screw

but i thought a machine was something

that made a lot of noise like a washing

machine well that's one type of machine

but simple machines have few or no

moving parts they are tools that make

work easier right now let me show you in

my multopedia

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there's a simple machine now the screw

a screw is a rod with ridges that wind

around itself

some screws are used to hold things

together

those sharp twisted edges wind round and

round in the metal making the screw

almost impossible to pull up and out

handy for holding things tight other

screws are used to learn racing by

changing the turning motion into a

lifting

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now we're using another simple machine

the wheel and axle right motor right wig

the axle is a rod that goes through the

wheel this rod lets the wheel turn the

wheel and axle make it easier to move

things from place to place like us on

these skateboards

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underneath

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oh

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oh

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it's coming from outside

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hey look it's the lord family

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where are you folks going with all that

gear we're off on a family holiday we're

going to the cram nebula but i guess we

should call it the crabby nebula the

hotel won't allow fatsy we're in a jam

we need someone to pet sit gloopy for

the next few days we know wizzy and wig

love the big fella can we watch you can

we take really good care of them

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we'd be glad to watch gloopy till you

get back

thanks you guys are the best now here

are his favorite snacks cookies pretzel

sticks and licorice twists

oh

loopy likes his licorice old and hard

here's gloopy's leash and his favorite

chew toys

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those swords and their blobby buddy have

given me the opportunity to realize my

most dastardly plan yet i'm going to

steal zulu patrol headquarters

you need a hobby never try stand

collecting

this is perfect i'll get all their

gizmos and gadgets and that cool star

poster of maltos

you know you can buy those in stores

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oh

nice blobby thing good blobby thing

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not now gorga we have to take gloopy on

his walk

we better strap some of those snacks on

top of the ship just in case he gets

hungry on his walk

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well i think loopy's had enough of a

walk we should turn back

i'm going to have to bring her down hang

on everyone oh goofy oh boy

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petunias is this

a monkey wrench

but how

dark trooter's initial he's up to his

old tricks this is a job for the zula

patrol let's go get him cedar wait

walking back will take hours

there is another way to go with the help

of simple machines remember how the

wheel and axle make it easier to move

things but we didn't bring our

skateboards no

but we did bring cookies and pretzels

dicks

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all aboard okay groupie

the wheels and axles allow bloopy to

drag our ship home without it rubbing on

the ground that makes moving it much

easier and faster

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it's a super strength steel net we can't

get through

troopers trapped him in a force field

groupie crunch

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[Laughter]

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in moments their beloved headquarters

and all their nifty gizmos will be mine

oh mine

don't you ever just chuckle

he's going to steal our building we've

got to stop him i think a simple machine

may be the answer once more let's hear

it moto

these licorice twists make perfect

screws they've got ready-made threads

around the outside

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perfect thanks gorga he's a pet he's a

pencil sharpener he's amazing

we'll screw our headquarters to the

ground so trudeau won't be able to pull

it out

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this is

these screws will hold our headquarters

so tight that truda will never be able

to get it loose

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i'm sure glad we had both of you around

today

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and let's not forget our simple machines

the wheel and axle and the screw well

well well isn't that wonderful pet

sitting seems to have saved the day for

the zulu patrol

you know i i need someone to feed my

hermit crab jolene next weekend i wonder

if they might be available

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and now it's time for our malto moment

remember a simple machine makes work

easier can you name the simple machines

we used today

there was the wheel and axle which makes

it easier to move things from place to

place and what else

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i know

the chew toy

not quite

do you know

that's right the screw which is used to

hold things together

bye bye for now

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