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01x17 - The Big Mess / Telescooped

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x17 - The Big Mess / Telescooped

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space where you'll find mystery

adventure excitement and

the zula patrol

yeah i'm done

that's um

all there is on my script

so start already

fascinating it's amazing how good one

self creatures

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peter said you needed us to move

something oh that's right my

multipanically grown eggplant has been

quite successful and i wonder if you

could take it into the kitchen sure

which one that one

wow

this should easily satisfy our eggplant

needs for the year i've got recipes for

eggplant nog eggplant foo young

i think you're going to have to move

this one

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fine just fine and it seems nothing was

damaged

my microscope

not a scratch good as new

i don't know what i'd do without it why

is that moto why because a microscope is

one of the most valuable tools a

scientist can have let's check the

multipedia

microscopes allow scientists to get a

closer look at things by making tiny

stuff look much bigger by looking

through a microscope you can see the

teeny creatures that live in a drop of

pond water and study how they behave

hey watch it where'd you learn to drive

oh you can see the crystal structure in

a single grain of salt

the microscope is used today by chemists

biologists teachers and all sorts of

researchers

it has helped doctors cure illnesses

scientists study rocks that show the

history of our planet and even helped

police find clues to solve crime

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and that's just a few uses because the

microscope gives us a closer look at

small things it helps us better

understand all living things making our

world a safer and healthier place

today's work assignments zeter gives

spaceship trillion-mile oil change me

check roof for meteorite damage all

right remind wizzy and wig to clean the

room

maybe i'll have to move that to the top

of the list

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expect you can't save the universe every

week and keep your room clean

ew gross this pizza box is rolling stuff

hold red emergency let's go

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i don't see anything wrong on the

monitors then why have all the alarms

gone haywire

oh my word

this is a job for the zula patrol

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that's the last alarm

hey where are whizzy and wig still

looking for their scooter i guess what

do you think made everything go berserk

like that it would have to be a very

strong energy source perhaps i can track

it with this

it follows energy trails i call it my

energy trail follower

just as i thought now let's see where it

leads us

the energy came from that goop of moldy

goo

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that must have been one spicy pizza how

exciting this calls for special

equipment my trusty microscope what

would i do without it oh my oh my my my

my what is it moto

it's what's causing the energy trail

take a look

whoa

roaring retro rockets it's an itty-bitty

city the mold must have combined with

the chemistry set and the radiation from

that space rock to create

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i don't think we're on zula anymore but

we are i can hardly believe it but these

are the same tiny creatures that can be

seen through my microscope which means

somehow we're in that itty-bitty city

there they are

oh

you four come with us

resistance is futile fruitless and

generally considered bad manners

down boy

we'd better find out whether they're

friendly

or not

i'm betting not

that's a mad scientist laugh if i've

ever heard one

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uh and that's a mad scientist's big

entrance

who are you

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dr filberg paramecium at your service

mad scientist and head of the itty bitty

city committee

back to your room skippy

well whoever you are i demand you let us

go oh sorry no can do

you see i have to keep you from

destroying our city when you started to

clean i made all your machines go

haywire to stop you when that didn't

work i shrank you down to my thighs now

you can never leave never

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but we wouldn't hurt your city we're the

good guys you are whoa

my mistake okay you can go

welcome to itty bitty

the biggest little city in a pizza box

well uh now that we know uh

eeny beanie whitsey it seems

we'll certainly protect it when we get

back to the big world

what a relief but you can't go back just

yet

shrinking folks gobbles up power like

you wouldn't believe

i can't send you back until my

equipment's recharged what is the source

of your energy solar fission fusion no

arnie

oh boy is it lunchtime not quite yet

arnie peddle faster i need more power

fascinating i see you have a microscope

many i use them in my research all the

time

you do

so do i

it's after paramecium why do you need a

microscope you're already so small

because there are even smaller worlds

than itty bitty opolis which can only be

seen with a microscope see for yourself

through my microscope you can see

professor molly q a molecule scientist

working in her lab and through her

microscope you can see professor adam

the atom

that's the big world alarm hey

where is everybody

oh no

well i guess we better finish cleaning

if we gets near the microscope we'll all

end up in the dust bag we must stop them

itty bitty apples can't exist in a

vacuum can't you sh**t up beams like

before i still haven't got enough power

for anything fancy like that if only

there was some way to let wizzy and wig

know we're down here hmm we think think

they think oh

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we have just enough power to send a

simple life beam into the big world

theoretically it could be bounced off

several shiny surfaces the spotlighting

the microscope and getting whizzy and

wigs attention excuse me dr phil the

paramecium uh in that case you'll need

the tri-planet laser dart champion okay

let's light that puppy up

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i need a cookie

well here we go

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quick look in the microscope

maybe we better hold off on the cleaning

a little longer

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will always remain safe and secure and

with maltose microscope we can keep in

touch with our itsy-bitsy new friends

yes who knows what civilizations are

living in the dust bunnies in your room

why not get a microscope and take a peek

but don't tell me

it's too icky

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well now it's time for a malto moment

say if i wanted to look at something

very very small like my friend dr

paramethium what would i use

that's right a microscope

i'm going to look through mine now

hi there malto you remember arnie amoeba

hiya

well i got to split

it's getting crowded in here see you

next time you look through your

microscope you'll always find big

adventure when you're looking through

a microscope

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till you find yourself

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thank you

space the Eternal void the vast lonely

emptiness the infinite nothingness of

hmm then what am I doing out here

talking to myself hello anybody

hmm now this is interesting a lot

strangely shaped asteroid in a still

unexplored region of space

hmm I must make a note of this

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hmm a large strangely shaped asteroid in

a still unexplored region of space

it's simply amazing what telescopes

allow you to discover can I take a look

at us right now

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he has a pretty big job for you two why

don't you take a break and I'll finish

it after I fix this circuit board

job too big for us right quick yeah whiz

let's show her

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hey

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uh yeah Professor autofocus just called

ah my old friend zula's most famous

astronomer how nice no it's trouble he

says his giant telescope is just

vanished this is getting weird that's

the fourth call today about a missing

telescope yeah it's like someone's

taking every scope on Zula oh my how to

threatening I just don't know what I do

without my trusty old tele scope

it's gone

this is a job for the Zula Patrol

my telescope was right here Moto and

then it just vanished now don't you

worry we'll get it back we're dusting

the entire room for fingerprints

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are there any other telescopes in the

building

Autumn that I missed hey I'll soon

correct that little mistake

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some of these antiques are nearly 400

years old

oh I needed upstairs please let me know

the minute you discover anything I'm

just lost without my telescope what's so

special about telescopes anyway molto

excellent question wizzy perhaps the

multi-pedia can help answer it

if you look at the sky at night you'll

see what we scientists call lots of cool

stuff stars planets the moon but there's

also a lot of things you can't see

that's because they're too far away or

not bright enough to see that's when you

need a telescope

let's go collect light a lot more light

than our eyes can collect and all that

life makes far away things look brighter

a telescope also magnifies or makes

things look bigger so a telescope makes

things look bigger closer and brighter

check out Jupiter without a telescope

it's not very big right now check out

Jupiter with a telescope wow

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double wow indeed I telescope can amaze

us by showing us planets like Jupiter

close up even though they are far away

just look at Saturn's beautiful Rings or

the moon or stars or Raven whole

galaxies now I know how scientists have

discovered so much about space yeah by

using telescopes they make far away

things look bigger closer and brighter

now that you've seen what telescopes can

show you let me show you the oldest

telescope in the museum almost 400 years

old it's from Earth this was scientist

Isaac Newton's telescope the first one

made with mirrors you mean there's more

than one way to make a telescope oh my

yes one kind uses mirrors to reflect or

bounce back the light in the other kind

the light goes through a special sword

of glass that bends the light boy I'd

sure like to see how this works from the

inside

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advisorizer

from the inside

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fascinating see how the telescope uses

two mirrors to reflect or bounce the

light

hey what's happening

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foreign

then no one will be able to

be able to especially the meddling Zula

Patrol

darktruder I should have known

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my pride and joy safe and sound but

we're not moldo how do we get ourselves

in all these telescopes back to Zula

when we're bug-sized follow us

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you've already cleaned once today come

back later

I think I'm undertruder's old gym socks

you know what to do yeah

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wow these new games have such real

looking space creatures it's almost like

they're in the room

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they fly

food go away Scott

laughs

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nice work Gorga

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game over track see it's time to finish

my plan by destroying all the telescopes

I've stolen when I'm done no one will

ever be able to find my Hideout time to

warm up my telescope Mashers

yeah

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I know how we can stop him but we'll

need Newton's telescope first

maybe you should have with you and wig

that mirror might be too big we can do

it now let's reflect the light so it

shines on the door switch

just as I thought all of truder's

devices work by remote controls that use

light

my telescope Masher is ready to mash

now where is that robot with those

telescopes

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the flight controls are up there I'll

need teamwork to reach them coming right

up

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look through those telescopes and give

me directions

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oh God

Wiz do you see what I see yeah bigger

closer and brighter than ever Zula

Straight Ahead ready to teleport back to

Zula yes indeed everyone into the

telescope

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we did it thanks to Newton's Telescope

yes I'm glad we brought it back good as

new uh I mean old now time to resize the

rise ourselves

everyone my large telescope is

reappeared how did you ever do it well

we couldn't have done it without wizzy

and wig seems they're just small enough

for any big job you said it Cedar but

I'm sure we haven't heard the last of

truder whoa

droid's computer so that he'll be far

far away before he gets out of his

workout room then we'll probably need a

really powerful let's go to find him

but I never use this room

I'm gonna get split ends from this

who says that things never work out for

darktruder on this show get it work out

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now it's time for our Malto moment so

what is it the telescopes do best

um cartwheels

not quite do you know

right they make far away things look

bigger closer and brighter that's

because they collect more light than our

own eyes can collect and they have

special parts that magnify or make

things look bigger

well in the long run it looks like trude

is in for a long run Tata everyone

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