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01x12 - Dog Gone Gorga! / The Milky Way Galaxy Games

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x12 - Dog Gone Gorga! / The Milky Way Galaxy Games

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[Applause]

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it's time to play come on Captain Buddha

let's welcome the day where's that cedar

ready to go

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to Glow speakers

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thank you

submitted for your approval what looks

to be an ordinary day in space but

beneath the calm surface of this

seemingly peaceful scene lurks a story

so fiendish so terrifying that I can't

bring myself to tell it so here's a

different one which is also good and

doesn't scare me

now I think we're all agreed that

darktruder has been a thorn in our side

long enough I'll say so

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he ruins everything and I'm tired of

cleaning up all the messes he makes

Cedar's right we've got to act now but

it won't be easy sometimes I wish you'd

just go away me too way off into the

solar system

then we're all agreed Intruder is

definitely off our holiday card list

huh hey

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he says he doesn't want to be a bother

anymore he's gone to live someplace in

the solar system why would golike think

he's a barber well there was that

incident with my slipper this morning

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foreign

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I don't know but we're going to find him

and bring him back this is a job for the

Zula Patrol my little guy all alone out

there he must be missing us terribly

here we go

it's been light years look at all that

stuff in the solar system we'll never

find him now now Zeta let's not panic

With a Little Help from the maltipedia

we should be able to come up with a plan

to find Gorga

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now the solar system is made up of the

Sun the nine planets asteroids comets

dust particles and everything else that

orbits or goes around the Sun

kind of like a giant Merry-Go-Round a

bit that everything's going around the

Sun at different speeds lucky for us the

planets are all in a particular order

closest to the Sun is mercury followed

by Venus Earth and Mars they're known as

the rocky planet then comes Jupiter and

Saturn Uranus and Neptune they're called

the gas giants the smallest planet and

furthest from the Sun is Pluto known as

an icy Planet how are we supposed to

remember the order it's easy just

remember molto's very easy method just

stops US naming planets

I get it so we can start looking for

Gorga on Mercury the closest planet to

the Sun then continue to search the

other planets in order until we've

checked all nine

precisely let's get moving the solar

system is a big place there's no telling

what trouble Gorga might get into

hey you're welcome to hang with me

little doodling now no worries

snowboarding is a piece of cake okay

let's Boogie cause this rock is ready to

roll

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awesome jump dude you busted huge air

over that Gap all right cool face fuzz

dude come on if we hustle we'll have

time to surf the asteroid belt before

dinner

uh I get it extreme space Sports aren't

your bag huh

okay but anytime you want to shred the

Gnar on the Martian ice caps you know

where to find me we're looking for Gorga

Mercury we came to you first because

well you're closest to the Sun you got

that right Bola my friend I'm hot stuff

freezing cold when I'm not wanna see me

make cupcakes in my cravis uh no thanks

we need to look for Gorga oh yeah

haven't seen them you got any sprinkles

well maybe zeter's doing better on the

second planet from the sun Patrol ship

to zeter have you found Gorga no sign of

them anywhere on Venus

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we're on our way oh I sure hope malto's

having better luck with the next planet

from the sun earth

you're sure you haven't seen Gorka nope

cross my continents but I got so many

living things on me I might have missed

them maybe my moon saw them oh oh sure I

saw

was headed in that direction or was it

that direction no no it was definitely

that direction but you're sure you saw

him absolutely positively definitely

without a doubt

saw who oh

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you're it no you're it

hey he's fun why don't we take him home

with us can we keep him Bob can we can

we huh all the other dust particles have

pets now kids remember what happened

when you tried to adopt that black hole

we still can't find grandpa but you

promised we could have a pet well all

right come on boy

let's go home

maybe belongs to somebody else

someone's obviously taken very good care

of him I'm sure they love and miss him

very much I'm sure he loves and misses

them too

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have a pet of our own come on everyone

we might as well go home bye boy

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now now no one's gonna hurt you but we

can't have you gallivanting around the

solar system now can we

oh you're not getting a thing out of me

see I'm Mars fourth planet from the sun

I know my rights I'll never squeal never

but we just wondered if you've seen

Gorga yeah calm down Maisie you'll melt

your ice caps don't pay any attention to

that red ball of Rusty besides if gorgo

is looking for a new home he'd most

likely want to move to me oh yeah sure

boom like a bloated ball of gas actually

I'm mostly liquid with some gas but I'm

still the biggest planet in the solar

system man and uh I have many moons

right Saturn right I believe the

official count is oodles if we do see

God I'll be sure to give you a ring get

it give you a ring well

about the fourth planet Mars fifth

planet Jupiter and sixth planet Saturn

how'd you remember that

Eve just starts

I'm naming planets no side of them on

Uranus but why would Gorga even want to

go to that planet it rotates sideways

the Neptune's winds would have blown him

away

I checked Pluto but there's nothing

there but ice and rock that means we've

searched all nine planets of the solar

system from Mercury to Pluto not to

mention a lot of the moon's asteroids

comets and dust particles traveling

around the sun too there's no place in

the solar system we haven't looked it

except for one the anti-galactic pet

catcher all right

sub lost pets but he has one of the

fastest ships in the universe no one's

ever been able to catch up to him before

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thank you

no one's ever come even close to

catching me before so I figured it must

have been something pretty important

we're looking for Gorga a member of our

Patrol we think you might have picked

him up

there's a pet in there all right but

it's not him

looks like we lost him forever

I wish I could tell Gorga how much I

care about him we all miss him yeah the

Zula Patrol just isn't designed

this is all I have left to remember him

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not now Gorda

oh boy oh boy oh boy am I glad to see

you

where did you come from he was in the

front seat with me the little guy knew

so much about the solar system he helped

me navigate

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what about this other pet Mister well

Gaga here had a great idea

bro

you know when it comes right down to it

there's nothing like the place we call

home and the aliens we call family as

long as we stick together there's

nothing we can't do

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except maybe this

come on everyone let's go home

to all appearances of just an alien and

his pet heading home covered with drool

in a small town called space

okay everyone it's time for our Malta

moment the solar system is made up of

the Sun and everything that travels

around the Sun including planets

asteroids comets and dust particles do

you know how many planets there are in

the solar system

22

not quite do you know

that's right there are nine planets in

the solar system that was going to be my

next guess do you remember the order of

the planet starting from the fun I

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till you find yourself

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celebration

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ah Zula home to Zula Patrol headquarters

Mighty symbol of all that is good in the

Galaxy when the Zula patrols around you

can always count on Plenty of peace and

quiet

foreign

okay so make that a little piece and

hardly any quiet

it's my ragged

y I like a mommy she did that's the

second thing of mine you ruined today

look at my helmet

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we are sorry we thought you'd like it

well at any rate you're just in time to

try out my latest invention not rocket

powered meatballs again remember what

happened the last time

great galaxies no this time I've

invented something that will really come

in handy

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flowers what are we supposed to do with

flowers They're Not Just Flowers they're

Upsy daisies

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very funny but isn't there a way you

could invent something that might come

in handy I'm only one Mission away from

getting my Galactic Ace Medal did I hear

someone mention the word Mission because

we've just been selected to take the

galactic Globe to the Milky Way galaxy

games the Milky Way galaxy games what's

that that's a competition where the best

athletes from across the Galaxy come

together to compete I'm carrying the

galactic Globe is quite an honor it's

been used to open the galactic games for

thousands of years but the game starts

tomorrow at the planetary stadium and

that's all the way on the other side of

the Milky Way galaxy but we're only

taking the Globe Park way we're picking

it up here in the solar system near

Earth then we'll take it to another

contact way over here who'll carry it to

the games great that'll get my Galactic

A*DS medal for trash

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it's a Galaxy a galaxy is a big group of

stars dust gas planets and other space

objects and they're all held together by

gravity the invisible force that holds

all big things in the Galaxy together

the Milky Way galaxy look like Malto

let me show you in the multipedia

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funny thing over there with the big

lump in the middle

not that funny sheep thing Moto that one

that's the Milky Way galaxy wig that

lump in the middle is the center of the

Galaxy called the central bulge right

and galaxies have different shapes the

Milky Way is in the shape of a spiral it

looks like it's twisty those twists are

called arms Earth and the rest of the

solar system are right there in the arm

called the Orion arm

come on

Earth Here We Go

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there it is it's that band of white

light you can barely see it and that and

that's just part of the Milky Way the

rest of it is too far away to see from

Earth

so we've got a big trip ahead of us pack

your space cases team we're setting out

across the Milky Way galaxy

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it feels like we've been traveling

forever are we there yet uh no hmm whoa

zeter I think we were supposed to turn

left at that star back there well how

was I supposed to know there's more than

300 billion of them in the Milky Way

that's way more than all the grains of

sand in my sandbox okay everyone we're

entering the solar system

hey there's Earth We're supposed to meet

an asteroid here

Tater watch out

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solar Patrol dudes long time no see what

brings you to this part of the Milky Way

galaxy hey Surfer buddy we're here to

pick up the galactic glow whoa like what

a gnarly coincidence I'm supposed to be

some zouletians here to deliver the

galactic Globe uh Surfer asteroid I

think you were supposed to be meeting us

no way way in that case dudes and

doodetts here you go

thanks Surfer asteroid that's it

good luck and may the rest of your

journey be safe and most motivations

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according to the math this is the place

but where's our contact

s

hey Carlos you must be our next contact

hi there Zula patrollers sorry no

autographs today I'm in a rush but wait

you're supposed to take this Galactic

Globe to the Milky Way galaxy games oh I

haven't got time for that anymore I am

posing for the cover of Cosmos and I'm

running to get my tail buffed you'll

have to take care of it yourselves but

well I'm delighted you got to see me no

no gonna spin

we're supposed to do there's only one

thing we can do deliver the globe the

opening of the Galaxy games depends on

us the this is a job for the Zula Patrol

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head for that big cloud up ahead

oh

where are we Motel well according to my

map we should be close to the center of

the Milky Way and what are all these

whirly things around us okay

you wouldn't expect to see them way out

here unless of course you were extremely

close to uh oh stop black hole who

wishes

we do your Mighty vastness the Zula

Patrol If we don't pass we'll never make

it to the Galaxy games on time

anyway galaxies depending on us your

request is impossible but there must be

something you can do some way to let us

pass well there is one way you must

solve the great riddle of the black hole

it is already so great that even I

myself do not know the answer here is

the riddle I gift you all is the key

I'll give it to me to give to me if I

don't laugh I fear alas there is no way

for you to pass

what is your gift okay team who's got an

idea for a gift that would make the

black hole laugh

hmm

how about these oh no no

no no no no no not those silly flowers

that Moto invented

I'll never get my Galactic Ace medal why

couldn't you have invented something

useful I think they're pretty

black hole may we present you with these

uplifting flowers

oh

wow

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oh I haven't laughed that hard in over a

million

and now I finally know the answer to

that silly riddle you've given me a

valuable gift that has made me laugh

thank you

you're free to pass but take a very wide

path around me getting too close

thank you black hole and here are your

flowers

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good luck travel safely and if you're

ever in the center of the Milky Way

galaxy be sure to drop in good work team

we did it yeah

this Immortals invention that really did

come in handy

the playum and not a moment too soon the

games are just about to begin come on

team let's do it

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yes

welcome home from the Milky Way galaxy

the Galaxy games show us that by

trusting and working together we can do

great things that Galactic eighth medal

is going to look great on your flight

suit thanks Moto you really do have

great inventions

really then you can be the first to try

my latest invention the spin till your

silly Lily

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Patrol has proven that when it comes to

traveling across a Galaxy there's no way

like the Milky Way

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greetings space fans around the Galaxy

it's time for the Malto moment now who

remembers what the Milky Way galaxy is

made of

oh that's right the Milky Way is made of

Daws dust gas and other space objects

like planets including Earth and they're

all held together by rubber bands

no no they're held together by gravity

the invisible force that holds stuff

together if we're someplace far away

from Bright fitty lights we can see part

of the Milky Way with our own eyes and

if you use a telescope or a pair of

binoculars you might even be able to see

Carlos the comet posing for pictures