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01x19 - Olivia and Her Alien Brother Olivia's Lemonade Stand

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x19 - Olivia and Her Alien Brother Olivia's Lemonade Stand

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look what i made with my pancake

it's olivia

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that doesn't look like me that looks

like a space alien

take me to your leader

no really good pancake portrait is

complete without bows

okay now it's time for your little

artist to eat your food

mom are you sure ian is a member of our

family

yes sweetie i'm positive cause he acts

like he's from another planet

another planet that's funny i was just

reading about this new exhibit at the

planetarium and it sounds well

out of this world

get it

out of this

world

you know it might be nice to take a trip

into the city today we can spend some

quality time together as a family

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ian

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stop it ian olivia settle down

i didn't do anything i didn't say

anything

see he's copying me no i'm not i just

told mom i didn't do anything

kids let's have a quiet contest and see

who can not talk the longest huh no

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you made william cry huh you talked

first

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okay not a moment too soon looks like

we've arrived at our destination

whoa

the planetarium

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look at that blowing the dark planets

i really like those glow-in-the-dark

planets

if i had glow-in-the-dark planets i'd

probably go to bed early every night

just so i could look at them

they're educational too

no glow in the dark planets today

sweetie but don't forget the lady at the

ticket counter gave you a

glow-in-the-dark sticker

oh yeah at least it won't have to go to

bed early now

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still i sure would like that

glow-in-the-dark mobile

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wow there's the milky way and the big

dipper

and cassiopeia

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that's right little guy and recently a

new earth-like planet was discovered

just outside of our solar system why

don't you and your sister take a look

through the telescope maybe you can spot

it let me see let me see

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my turn

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did you know blood is not a planet

anymore and mercury is the hottest

planet in the solar system well sounds

like your little guy knows a lot about

space where does he get it from

hmm well uh

not us

hmm

where does he get it from

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who are you who are you

where are you from where are you from

what big eyes you have my what big eyes

you have mom ian's an alien it's not

polite to call your brother name

sweetheart

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[Applause]

rule of life number 111

no matter what planet your brother is

from he's probably still going to have

bad manners

so how's it guess what ian's an alien

from outer space

wow that must be some planetarium

it all makes sense the strange way he

acts the stuff he knows about space how

he always copies me

it's obviously studying intelligent life

forms on earth

what do your parents think about ian

being an alien i don't think they know

that's ian quick we need to put these on

what are these alien mind blockers we

don't want him to know what we're

thinking

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see

i told you he's from outer space what

about perry

ian's probably using perry's special

doggy hearing to help him communicate

with his home planet

it's all starting to make sense

where are we going

to spy on ian

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it's locked

can you see anything

wow go away earthling annoying older

sisters are not allowed

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this might help us here

what do you think he's doing in there

probably building something to rid the

world of older sisters

i have to find out what that space alien

pretending to be my brother is up to

you might as well give up olivia he's

not going to let you in his room i've

got to do something older sisters all

over the world are counting on me

so

how are you planning to get up there

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if i can't get into ian's room then i'll

just wait right here for him to come out

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bye

good luck

ian come back here no it's not ready yet

what's not ready yet

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hey

watch it

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please hurry my alien brother is getting

away

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now i've got you

what do you plan to do with me space

alien

quiet earthling or else

or else what

or else i'll give you

this

glow-in-the-dark planets

i made them for you myself thanks ian

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how's this a little to the left daddy

yeah how's this olivia okay higher no

no lower

now go back over to the right yeah okay

that's perfect

you know ian's design is really quite

inventive you have to admire his

creativity you're right

maybe having an alien for a brother

isn't so bad after all

good night livy

alien

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oh

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lemons lemons

water water

sugar sugar

spoon spoon

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fresh squeezed lemonade everyone's gonna

want to buy some of this i know i would

if i had any money don't worry ian

lemonade makers get it for free

after i set up my lemonade stand

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nice sign thank you julian i've dreamed

of opening my very own lemonade stand my

whole life

that's a long time

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olivia's lemony lemonade stand is open

for business

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now i need you to be totally honest

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isn't it delicious oh

sour

well lemonade's supposed to be sour not

this sour

but you know some people like sour i

like sour pickles how sour can it be

okay

it's a little sour i better fix this

before customers get here you mean like

mrs haagenmuller

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go fill this cup with sugar and bring it

back

say please

please now hurry

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mom where's the sugar

in the cabinet next to the salt

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here's the sugar

are you sure that's enough

julian i've been helping mom make

lemonade practically my whole life

good morning mrs hogg and mueller would

you like a cup of my lemony lemonade

yes please oh

there's nothing more delightful than a

delicious glass of lemonade on a hot

summer's day i made it myself i helped

well then i'm sure it will be quite

refreshing

in fact i'll take two

what do you think

too

salty

wow i've never seen her face do that is

your lemonade sour

yep that's why i call it olivia super

sour lemonade i love anything super sour

i love anything super super sour then

you both come to the right place

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oh salty it tastes like ocean

ian you gave me salt not sugar how was i

supposed to know they're both white this

one is my super sour kind of salty but i

have two other pictures of super sour

lemonade coming right up

francine strawberry lemonade get your

strawberry lemonade here

try my fresh strawberry lemonade it's

pink and yummy and unsalted

hello olivia love your outfit it's so

yellow

would you like some strawberry lemonade

no thank you i have my own lemonade

stand oh i didn't know you had a

lemonade stand you sure you don't want

some

no thank you i'll take it

i'll be right back with more paper cups

everybody i had no idea it would be such

a hit

this stuff is pretty good

i don't want a lemonade stand anymore

anyway but olivia you wanted one your

whole life i mean

i don't want just a lemonade stand

anymore

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it's olivia's

olivia's restaurant

thanks for coming

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welcome to olivia's where the food is

delicious and everything is served with

super sour lemonade

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come on we've got work to do

welcome to olivia's restaurant

if i'm cooking and julian's walking

around with a towel on his arm what are

you doing it's my restaurant my job is

to walk around and sing and make sure

people are having fun

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customers ian start cooking julian start

doing weird stuff

good afternoon daisy

hello harold welcome to olivia's

restaurant do you have a reservation um

no

i guess i can fit you in follow me

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the cr*cker and banana appetizer is very

good tonight your waiter will be right

with you to start here are two cups of

olivia's super sour salt-free lemonade

mmm really sour

i can hardly move my tongue

i'm supposed to tell you this is today's

special fruity cereal nuggets with gravy

yum

i'll be right back with the main course

uh spaghetti and raisins

this is the best restaurant ever

hi oscar hi otto

i hope this table is okay

rule of life number 52 never seat your

customers under an angry squirrel with

acorns oh no we like it it's cool

unless they insist

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mom i'm a chef

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excuse me do you have any sour pink

grapefruit jelly beans no sorry but we

do have olivia super sour lemonade no

thank you how about pink marshmallow

watermelon kebabs they only eat or drink

pink food

pink food that's the one thing we don't

have

two glasses of your strawberry lemonade

extra pink please you finally want to

try my lemonade olivia

it's for some of my customers at my

restaurant

they only eat or drink pink food

oh

but i am kind of thirsty

can you make it three

this is really good francine

thank you but running a lemonade stand

isn't as much fun as i thought having a

restaurant is lots more fun

even if it is kind of messy

i don't mind messy

sometimes

why don't we become partners

it'll be olivia's restaurant featuring

francine's pink strawberry lemonade

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if you're tired of the same old box of

juice then come to olivia's restaurant

home of francine strawberry lemonade hit

it

olivia

strawberry lemonade

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well that's it for tonight

please

just one more

olivia this is a cookbook

i know

honey it could take all night to read a

cookbook

that's okay

how about we save it for tomorrow

well

all right

good night sweetie

good night mom

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