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01x11 - Olivia Paints a Mural Olivia's Day at the Office

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x11 - Olivia Paints a Mural Olivia's Day at the Office

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Modern Art

come on everyone there's lots more to

see

what is this supposed to be oh this is a

wonderful example of modern art okay

modern art lets each person see

something different when they look at

the painting well I just see splashes of

paint hmm nope I don't see anything this

way either I love this one it's always

been one of my favorites too

what's the name of the painter mr. Edgar

Degas he loved to paint dancers I bet if

I was a ballerina Monsieur de Gaulle

would have painted me

ah Mademoiselle Olivia's a gorgeous

better however and my gorgeous painting

you there

Thank You mr. daga okay

now it's my turn to paint you go home

right now what's the matter sweetie I

need to get home and start painting we

still have lots of paintings to see here

but oh no oh looks like someone's

getting tired and I guess we'll have to

come back to the museum another day full

of life number 74 a crying baby is not

always a bad thing want to snack me no

Too Small

thanks mom I have some painting to do

too small still too small

what do you think of it so far I think

it's magnificent too but not magnificent

enough I wish I have something bigger to

paint on no there's nothing here to make

for dinner we're going to have to go to

the grocery store Carrie what have you

gotten into Olivia your room is a mess

and you are too but I'm a great artist

sweetie part of being a great artist is

cleaning up after yourself

I bet miss Suzie God didn't have to

clean up after himself just straighten

up a little and then I need to pop you

in a quick bath before we go to the

grocery store darling I'm running to the

grocery store with the kids you keep an

eye on William I'll keep both eyes on

him

Paint a Mural

Wow that's the biggest painting I ever

saw and it's a really good painting

because you can tell they're elephants I

really love that painting it's called a

mural sweetie that's a painting on a

wall isn't it bad to paint on walls not

when you're an artist and you've been

paid to by the person who owns the

building

I wish I could paint a mural what should

we have for dinner tonight macaroni and

cheese macaroni and cheese macaroni and

cheese is only one color yellow

who cares it tastes good how about a big

dinner salad but that's just green I've

got an idea

follow me

pher apples cheese blueberries pumpkin

lettuce eggplant and cottage cheese what

am I supposed to make out of this a red

yellow blue orange purple green and

white dinner oh yeah no one understands

a true artist you know what maybe I can

make some sort of dinner from these

ingredients what is that apple cheese

blueberry pumpkin lettuce eggplant

cottage cheese delight what do you think

hmm I am I think it's way too pretty to

eat honey thanks dad

Stand Still

cool you're making a mural of our whole

family I need you to pose for me stand

still while I look at you so I can paint

you how's this

just stand the way you really want to

make a normal face you have to stay

still I had an itch

hmm stay still

I'm trying hang on I have an idea

what's that for

this will stay still forever you mean

you don't need me to pose anymore

nope sorry I just needed to get that out

of my system you know what you would be

good at what you can be my assistant

right now I need the big paintbrush on

the easel and a washcloth to clean my

brush and some fruit in a bowl and a

glass of ice one you're excellent at

being an assistant what do you think I

think you're excellent at being an

artist thank you when I grow up I'll be

a famous artist and I will paint the

biggest paintings in the world

Olivia hi mom

do you like my barrel I'm almost done

with it they're all done it's a very

good mural but you're a mess again back

in the tub okay look mom

Olivias Mural

William looks like mustard again you

know what Olivia I think you're right

it's very tiring to be an artist it's

very tiring to be the mother of an

artist two hands it requires a lot of

baths

hi i'm home everybody-- dad I can't wait

to show you what I made Olivia that is a

wonderful painting it isn't a painting

it's a mural or it would be if someone

had paid me to paint it on the wall but

since they didn't I did it on paper well

to me it's your masterpiece that's what

I think

well time to get ready for bed I'll be

right back to read you a story

Wow what is that you'll see just like in

the museum just like in the museum

now how many book should I read you

tonight no books I think I just want to

lie here and admire my mural oh how

about just one book you can read to me

tomorrow night two books tomorrow night

three books yay mm-hmm

goodnight Livie night

[Music]

oops Ian please try to stay clean well

at least until you get to Daddy's office

to bet it wasn't bring an alien to

workday that would be cool Ian then

Daddy wouldn't be able to bring us speak

for yourself Earth

girl Harry no chew toys at the table

that's okay he probably thinks I need a

toy phone at the

office oh speaking of which we should be

off goodbye

darling goodbye darling goodbye

darling goodbye have a good day at work

[Music]

[Music]

hello I can't hear you I'm on the subway

on my way to work yes I've got a really

important job as an uh dad what is your

job called again I'm an architect

sweetie oh yeah I've got a job as an

architect

you know designing houses and buildings

and stuff Ian there's a frog in

your I know his name is Cedric why are

you bringing him to Dad's work I was

afraid mom would find him you know she

doesn't like frogs okay kids this is our

[Music]

stop good morning sir good morning Sam

what do we have here this is my daughter

Olivia and my son Ian pleased to meet

you you I like your badge well this must

be your lucky day I happen to have one

especially for you what do you say I

love that it matches my outfit yeah

besides that thank you Mr security

guard uh what was that uh Ian's funny

way of saying thank you H you might have

a future as a ventriloquist

Ian I get to push the elevator buttons

3 2 1

Blaster uh I think we've gone past dad's

office Ian I know how to get to Dad's

office we're taking a shortcut everybody

hang on Roger

that next stop dad's

office

[Music]

okay kids that's enough with the buttons

it will take us all day to get up to the

office at this

rate yay we're at the office

finally this way

[Laughter]

[Music]

guys

wow you can practically see our house

from up

here well is our most talented architect

here oh hello Mr beeswax I'd like you to

meet my children Olivia and Ian kids

this is Mr

beeswax hello Mr

[Music]

beeswax it's bring your child to workday

oh that explains all of the children in

the copy room Ian wanted it to be bring

an alien to workday but I talked him out

of it and I'm glad you did and now is

your model for the new aquarium ready I

need to show it to the board of

directors this afternoon this afternoon

but I thought I had much more time to

finish it so did I you have until 3:00 I

know you can do

it oh that's not very much time can we

[Music]

help what I need you to do is take these

files and empty the paper inside into

this recycling bin then put the empty

file folder in this

box that's it but what about your model

we can help with that yeah thank you

honey but I have to do that one on my

own you're getting pretty good at that

trick I okay I'll be back to check on

you in a little

[Music]

while this is kind of

[Music]

fun not as much fun as building a model

of an

aquarium rule of Life number 41 what's

the point of bringing kids to work if

they can't

[Music]

help sedric says he'll help

too back it up Cedric we're building an

aquarium for Dad

Ian tell Cedric the cement is supposed

to go over

[Music]

there come back Cedric don't worry he'll

be okay besides you heard Mr beeswax we

have to have this model done by 3:00 but

what if Cedric decides to hop home he

won't get very far he can't even reach

the elevator buttons let's go get more

stuff for our

[Music]

model hi I'm Olivia and this is my

brother Ian want to come help us build a

model sure you haven't seen a frog have

you

supplies let's get started on the

aquarium

[Music]

model hi want to help

[Music]

okay uh-oh I think we were supposed to

put that beam over there but I just

finished sticking this one on

[Music]

but that's where the humongous fish tank

is going to go what's going to go on

there a frog a frog I don't like frogs

don't worry we have to catch it first

but it's going to be huge people from

all over will want to come to our

aquarium to see it get away from

[Music]

me I think someone found cedri we'd

better go get it

let's bring the

[Music]

aquarium get it away from

me don't worry said couldn't hurt a fly

well maybe a fly but not someone as big

as

you what's going on out here sorry about

that Mr beeswax but my brother lost his

frog well he found a frog first then he

lost it again he on the office his name

is Cedric we would have looked for him

but we are too busy making a model for

the aquarium here you go

Cedric sorry about this Mr beeswax I was

distracted with the aquarium

project did you make this model Olivia

yes with help for my construction

workers there are some very interesting

ideas here oh you've got a very talented

young architect on your hands now who

wants Pizza y

woohoo

[Music]

H is that your model Dad yes it is I'm

worried it's not as interesting as yours

although I did borrow one of your ideas

well it's hard to beat a masterpiece

wouldn't you say just let me know if you

need us to make any more

models and on that day the king invited

every person in the Kingdom to join in

celebration did an architect design that

castle well yes did an architect design

our house yes I think I want to be an

architect when I grow up so that I can

design a house for you and Dad but we

like this house yeah but someday you may

need more room for all the frogs Ian

likes to bring home did your brother

bring home another frog uh yes but he

named him after grandpa I better have a

talk with your brother good night

sweetie good night

Mom

[Music]

good night

[Music]

Cedric look what I made with my

pancake it's

Olivia that doesn't look like me that

looks like a space

alien take me to your leader

no really good pancake portrait is

complete without

bows okay now it's time for you little

artist to eat your

food Mom are you sure Ian is a member of

our family yes sweetie I'm positive cuz

he acts like he's from another

planet

beep another that's funny I was just

reading about this new exhibit at the

planetarium and it sounds well out of

this

world get it out of this world you know

it might be nice to take a trip into the

city today we can spend some quality

time together as a

[Music]

family

Ian

stop it Ian Olivia settle down I didn't

do anything I didn't say anything see

he's copying me no I'm not I just told

Mom I didn't do anything kids let's have

a quiet contest and see who cannot talk

the longest huh

[Music]

no yeah

yeah

[Music]

you made William cry huh you talked

[Music]

first okay not a moment too soon looks

like we've arrived at our destination W

the

[Music]

planetarium look at that blow

in-the-dark

planets I really like make those

glow-in-the-dark

planets if I had glow-in-the-dark

planets I'd probably go to bed early

every night just so I could look at them

they're educational too no

glow-in-the-dark planets today sweetie

but don't forget the lady at the ticket

counter gave you a glow-in-the darkk

sticker oh yeah at least they won't have

to go to bed early

now still I sure would like that

glow-in-the-dark

mobile wow there's the Milky Way and the

Big Dipper and

copia that's right little guy and

recently a new earthlike planet was

discovered just outside of our solar

system why don't you and your sister

take a look through the telescope maybe

you can spot it let me see let me

see

[Music]

my

[Music]

turn did you know Pluto's not a planet

anymore and muku is the hottest planet

in the solar system well sounds like

your little guy knows a lot about space

where does he get it

from hm well uh not

us

hm where does he get it

from maybe he's an alien beep

[Music]

blers who are you who are you where are

you from where are you from what big

eyes you have my what big eyes you have

Mom Ian's an alien it's not polite to

call your brother name

[Music]

[Applause]

sweetheart rule of Life number

111 no matter what planet your brother

is from he's probably still going to

have Bad

Manners so how's your guess what Ian's

an alien from outer space wow that must

be some

planetarium it all makes sense the

strange way he acts the stuff he knows

about space how he always copies me it's

obvious he's studying intelligent life

forms on Earth what do your parents

think about Ian being an alien I don't

think they

know that's Ian quick we need to put

these on what are these alien mind

blockers you don't want him to know what

we're

thinking

[Music]

see I told you he's from outer space

what about Perry Ian's probably using

Perry's special doggy hearing to help

him communicate with his home planet

it's all starting to make

[Music]

sense where are we going to spy on

[Music]

Ian it's

locked can you see

anything w w go away Earthling annoying

older sisters are not

allowed this might help us here what do

you think he's doing doing in there

probably building something to rid the

world of older

sisters I have to find out what that

space alien pretending to be my brother

is up to you might as well give up

Olivia he's not going to let you in his

room I've got to do something older

sisters all over the world are counting

on

me so how are you planning to get up

there

[Music]

if I can't get into Ian's room then I'll

just wait right here for him to come

[Music]

out bye good luck

Ian come back here no it's not ready yet

what's not ready

[Music]

yet hey W watch it

[Music]

[Music]

please hurry my alien brother is getting

away

[Music]

aha now I've got you

whoa aha now I've got you what do you

plan to do with me space alien quiet

Earthling or else or else what or else

I'll give

you

this glowin thear

planets I made them for you myself

thanks

[Music]

Ian how's this a little to the left

Daddy how's this Olivia okay higher no

no

lower now go back over to the right okay

that's

perfect you know Ian's design is really

quite inventive you have to admire his

creativity you're right maybe having an

alien for a brother isn't so bad after

all good night

Livy

[Music]

alien 1 2 three eyes on

me children welcome back I asked you all

to bring in a photo of what you did on

vacation who would like to go

[Music]

first

Harold my family went to Tiny train town

but I didn't get to ride any trains

because I walked into a tree I had to go

to the first aid station but here's a

picture of the nice nurse

[Music]

lady thank you Harold who would like to

go

next

Olivia well I went on a safari for

vacation and I took lots of pictures of

wild animals here's a ferocious wild

cat here he's stalking his prey but

luckily his prey escaped

Olivia you have captured the very

essence of feline Beauty on film why

those pictures should be in a museum

thank you Mrs Hogan Mueller I've decided

I'm going to be a nature photographer

when I grow

up yes Francine those aren't really

nature pictures they're her cat Edwin

cats are part of nature too a very

important part yes but they're not wild

animals may I show my photo now

for my vacation I went to the button

Museum they had pink buttons blue

buttons white buttons all different

kinds of buttons I thought Edwin looked

pretty ferocious in your pictures butons

well if I'm going to be a nature

photographer I have to take pictures of

real wild animals real wild

animals fell we'll just have to find

some out I had buttons in my

hair

okay Julian the camera is ready to go

see any wild animals

[Music]

yet there's

one cool it's a common tree frog I've

got to go in

closer good but not wild

enough

[Music]

h

now this is

[Music]

wild

who I I was looking for

Dragons I thought you were a wild animal

nope just a normal dragon

slayer rule of Life number 30 just

because your little brother eats like a

wild animal doesn't mean he is one

[Music]

Julian there's something in that bush

let's get a

[Music]

picture whatever it was is gone let's

see if we got

anything see this proves that there's a

wild animal in the backyard um what am I

looking at that bit of fur in the corner

we just need to wait for whatever it is

to to come back that's why we need

[Music]

supplies yogurt apples peanut butter no

peanut butter for me had it for

breakfast it's not for us it's for that

wild

animal and grab those bananas in case he

has a monkey for her friend

[Music]

okay okay kids you're all set

we need to hide our tent so the wild

animal doesn't see it and run

away good thinking but remember the most

important thing about photographing

nature is patience professional nature

photographers sometimes wait days or

even weeks to get a shot we can do

that

did you hear

[Music]

that

[Music]

Olivia Olivia have you seen

gwendaline no and I'm kind of busy right

now Francine we're on a safari but I

haven't seen her for hours not since I

dressed her up in doll clothes you dress

up your cat we were having a tea party I

even made her little fish

sticks Francine wait are you sure

gwendel and's not in the house positive

oh no

what well I hate to tell you this

Francine but there's a wild animal out

here

look what is it we're not sure

[Music]

look it's gone Olivia look Paul prins

and they're fresh let's follow

them let me come

wa shh we don't want the wild animal to

hear

us too late it went in there but Olivia

how are we going to get through there

did you bring your dragon slayer sword

you mean this thank you I'll give it

right

[Music]

back

[Music]

this will be the best wild animal

picture ever

[Music]

taken look over

there I knew it there's a wild animal in

there

there qualin you're safe from the wild

[Music]

animal wait a minute I think gwendaline

was the wild animal her F matches and

she has the same green eyes sorry Olivia

I know you were hoping to find a real

wild

animal I don't care if there was a real

wild animal or not Mrs H was right your

pictures belong in a

museum H my pictures hanging in the

Olivia Museum of

[Music]

[Applause]

Nature

or would you like to have it yes yes

thanks Olivia you're the best nature

photogra

[Music]

forever that was a good story mom but

I'm not sleepy yet you've had quite a

day Olivia chasing wild animals around

is is hard work I know I bet it's a lot

easier being a mom

right maybe Good Night Olivia good night

[Music]

Mom

ol

ol

hallah

hallah