01x06 - The Two Olivias Olivia Tends to the Sick

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good morning children we have a new girl

joining our class today can the new girl

sit next to me I can show the new girl

her cubby I'll be our desk partner when

we do art actually Olivia that would be

very nice because you two have a lot in

common as a matter of fact there's

something about you that is absolutely

identical

Olivia meet Olivia hi what her name is

Olivia but my name is Olivia you're both

named Olivia all right Olivia go and

have a seat next to

Olivia now it's time for math who knows

what 4 + 2

is yes

Olivia me she was looking at me but she

pointed to

me okay okay from now on to avoid

confusion Olivia will be Olivia 1 and

our no Olivia will be Olivia

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2 this here town just isn't big enough

for two Olivia

yeah what are you going to do about

it we're going to have a

duel we stand back to back take 10 Paces

turn and the duel begins whoever loses

clears out of town

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anytime How can there be anyone else

named Olivia Olivia is a very popular

name well it isn't fair her parents

didn't ask if they could use my name oh

sweetie it's a good thing it means a lot

of people like the name a few years ago

the name Olivia was the fifth most

popular girl's name now it's the third

most popular every year more and more

people are naming their babies Olivia

maybe one day everybody will be named

Olivia everybody

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would you please pass the salt

Olivia this is a really good dinner

Olivia thank you

Olivia how was work today Olivia great

Olivia how was your

day package for Olivia that's

me rule of Life number 28 I know this is

hard to believe but more of something

isn't always better

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look at how many people are called dad I

don't mind that do

I your turn

Olivia thanks

Daisy oh sorry I meant this Olivia

Olivia too

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H I'm having a play date with Olivia

today Olivia

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two all of you made such wonderful

drawings hey you got mine by mistake

here I like yours better let's trade but

I like my drawing better don't be mean

to Olivia Olivia

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mom I decided something important mhm

I'm changing my name to Pam why would

you do that because I don't know any

other pams I'd be the only one well if

you want to call yourself Pam you can

okay Pam it

is and from now on my name is Pam with

no number after it don't

forget Mrs Hogan meller I changed my

name to Pam my mom said it's okay that's

fine Olivia Pam that's fine

Pam hey pam pam pam what Julian nothing

I just wanted to try it out all right

who knows how many days are in the week

Olivia seven Monday Tuesday you get a

gold star

yes Olivia too answered the

question but I had my hand up first she

called on Olivia your name is

Pam I don't know if Pam is the right

name for me you don't want to be called

Pam anymore I just don't feel very pamh

but I always feel Olivia is definitely

you're definitely Olivia

is I decided to be an Olivia again I'm

glad all Olivas are special but you're

an especially special Olivia to

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me one 1

2

3 4 5 6 7

8 9 10

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[Applause]

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o i i' I've got

it

hooray that was some catch your catch is

pretty good too let's call it a tie from

now on this is a two Olivia town

so how do you like our school Olivia too

it's pretty good I'm glad you like it

Hey Olivia 1 I'll give you your painting

back if you want it thanks you know what

I was thinking maybe we should make an

Olivia club that sounds great let's have

a play date after school so we can get

started only Olivia's allowed

so what should we do first let's talk

about why we love the name Olivia

well I like that it starts with an O

because not that many names deal and

it's not short like Pam so when someone

says Olivia you have more time to hear

them and it isn't a boy's

name so what should we do now

hi what are you doing can I come in no

Ian this is a club for Olivia's so

unless your name is Olivia you can't

come in

okay I know do you want to sing a song I

Don't Like singing you don't like

singing hi can I play no Francine's

allowed only

Olivas okay want to play hide and go

seek not really want to play

Checkers nah a club with just Olivia

isn't very fun after

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all we're ready to play now tag you're

it

Olivia tag your it

Olivia hey D you're it

Olivia time to go to bed h M why do you

think a bed is called a bed well it's

just a word someone made up like Olivia

is a word meaning me and Dad is a word

meaning you yes so I guess names aren't

that important right Dad that's right

good night sweetie aick aick that's a

word I made up that means you really

should read me a

book Good Night Olivia good night Dad

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hey Francine watch my super slick

curveball

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kick yes go yay and this is my super

fake you out kick

go let me show you my super fake you out

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kick goal Julian you're supposed to be

the goalie I can't help it my foot is

itchy but you have a soccer game this

afternoon your team will lose if you

worry about your itchy foot don't remind

me the problem is the more I scratch the

more it itches maybe you should go to to

a doctor great

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idea Dr Olivia At Your Service uh no

offense Olivia but maybe I should go to

a real doctor Julian I'm just as good as

a real doctor isn't that right Ian yep

Ian bumped his Funny Bone it feels

better right actually my arm fell asleep

now let's take a look at this foot

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when did your foot first start itching

just when we started practicing for

soccer

H reflexes are good let's take a

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listen oh boy I don't like the sound of

that my feet make noise I'm afraid so

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let's take a look in your ear but what

does my ear have to do with my foot a

lots I learned all about it in doctor

school now say a

a it's just what I

thought Julian I have some bad

news oh no what's wrong with him Olivia

Julian I'm afraid you have a cake Cas of

itchy foot

itis I could have told you that yes but

remember I'm the doctor and you're not

lucky for you I know how to cure itchy

foot itis we'll need to start treatment

right away can I be the nurse sure do I

get to wear a nurse's hat yep yippee can

I be a nurse sure but you have to wear a

hat too I don't

mind nurse cottage cheese

we're all out of cottage cheese how

about yogurt it's not as good but it'll

work okay Julian stick your foot into

the yogurt for real yep doctor's

orders how does it feel now like an

itchy foot and cold yogurt we're going

to have to try something

stronger baby food strained squash and

rice strained carrots strained m

goes yuck baby food smells gross

everything about babies smells gross

okay put your foot into the

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sock look Perry wants to help here I'm

tired of being a nurse anyway how long

does my foot have to stay in this

stuff that's long enough

how's it feel itchy and orange this is

worse than I thought looks like I'm

going to have to try the pickle

treatment is relish okay sure it's just

chopped up

pickles put your foot in this punch

bowl really

really how does it feel now

kind of the same cold slimy

itchy Perry no those are for

Julian rule of Life number 38 just

because a dog looks cute in a nurse's

hat doesn't mean he's a very good nurse

what happened to my clean kitchen sorry

about the mess mom but I'm doing some

very important work well that's great

sweetie is that my punch bowl yep Julian

was so his foot in it I think you kids

should take your important work outside

good idea I was just about to open a

foot in mouth Clinic after you clean

this mess up I'm going to feed William

some lunch and then Julian's mother

asked if we could take him to a soccer

game what will it be William strained

squash and rice strained

carrots which are

gone how about a bottle

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hi Harold hi Daisy what are you

doing Julian has to come to my foot and

mouth Clinic to have his itchy foot itis

cured itchy foot itis is it contagious

very sorry Olivia I can't stand an itch

anymore I'm going home forget about my

soccer game Julian your team needs you

just give me another chance I promise I

can he

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you does it hurt when you stand on it no

just itches does it itch more when you

stand on it or less Dr Olivia you have

three more patients and you're not going

to believe it don't tell me they all

have itchy foot itis wow you really are

a good doctor I'll get to them as soon

as I can these other patients need

me Dr Ola Harold hackenberry in bed 13

says his elbow is starting to itch oh no

itchy Elbo itis it's worse than I

thought get him to rub mustard and dish

soap on his

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elbow attention please this is Dr

Olivia thank you for coming to my clinic

I think I have found the cure for itchy

footitis it's a whole new kind of

medicine

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if you want to car your H got up and

dance just like your pants are full of

ANS just wiggle jiggle kick and wiggle

wiggle jiggle kick and wiggle shake

shake shake until you giggle if you want

to cure your inch get up a

dance if you want to cure your is get up

and

dance just like your pants are full of

an

just wiggle jiggle kick and Wile wiggle

jiggle kick and wle shake shake shake

until you giggle if you want to cure

your itch get up and

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dance Julian are you serious about

curing your itch yes

doctor then you'll have to get up and

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dance dance I'm not really the dancing

type in that case nurse get me the

scratchiest wool sock you have okay are

you sure this is going to work I'm not a

doctor for

nothing put this

on ow this is scratchy no kidding you

can have it if you

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want it works the scratchy sock is

scratching my itch thanks Olivia and

you're not such a bad dancer either okay

kids let's go don't want to be late for

Julian's soccer game nice sock

[Applause]

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Julian come on come

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on way to go Julian

W Olivia are you going to play with us

or what sorry I was just checking on one

of my

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patients and they all lived happily ever

after well that's it for tonight Olivia

one more

please I'm tired tonight you know what

you should do to not be tired anymore

what's that Dr Olivia read another book

you wear me out you wear me out too good

night

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sweetie Ian are you finished almost

Could you hurry what's the rush livie we

have art class today with Miss Davis

it's my favorite class and she's my

favorite teacher next to Mrs Hogan

Mueller

ready okay let's go

kids good morning today is art class and

here's your art teacher Miss Davis Hi

class good morning Miss

Davis they're all

yours hi Miss Davis hi Olivia what are

we going to do today painting sculpting

drawing we're going to make a collage

using my two most favorite art supplies

Sparkles and drum roll

please glitter

Tada Olivia Alexandra would you like to

help me pass out supplies

sure class I have some news I'm going to

be gone for the next 3 weeks

a because I'm getting married and going

on my

honeymoon do you need any help with the

wedding I have some great ideas that's

so nice of you to offer to help me with

the wedding Olivia but it's all taken

care of oh but there is one thing I do

need to make my wedding perfect what is

it I need the whole class to come

yay and and I'm going to give Miss Davis

the biggest wedding present in the whole

world that's a very nice idea exactly

how much money do you have

saved

um

H um I just remembered I don't have any

money maybe you can earn some that's a

great idea I'm going to have a car wash

I can wash all the neighbors cars and

that sounds like too big a project even

for Olivia how about kids car wash but

kids don't have cars they might not have

cars but I have another

idea step right up to Olivia's bike and

scooter

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wash hello Julian would you like our

regular or extra fancy wash what's the

difference for the fancy wash we do both

Wheels I guess the fancy wash

there you go Julian SP and span you're

very good bicycle washer Olivia

thanks

next I'd like a wash and a wax that

costs extra Francine no problem it costs

money to get a wash what do you think I

think I like my tri icle better

dirty

next hi Olivia hi Oto hi Oscar we like a

bike

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wash what are you thinking of getting

Miss Davis something really

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big camels are big h

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cars are even bigger h m

bye planes are really

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big I thought they had some nice things

but I didn't have enough for any of the

presents I wanted

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I have a great idea how about a dog

walking business but I could walk any

kind of animal anyone wanted me to

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hey you just had lunch

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wao

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uh-oh rule of Life number 55 if you want

to have a dog walking business it's

better to just stick to walking

dogs thanks Mrs Casey I'll give smudge a

good long walk come on smudge don't

forget to stay in the

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driveway I thought this would be a lot

more

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interesting 1 2 3 so what are you

thinking of buying Miss Davis do you

think a real airplane is a good idea hm

let me think about that wait a minute

where was

I one two how about a castle who

wouldn't want that could be really hard

to find one for sale but I want to get

her a big present you know what Livy it

isn't the size of the present that

matters it's the thought that counts I

guess but I still wish I could get her a

really big present

and if we all chip in we can get Miss

Davis an amazing wedding present what

are we going to get her something really

big like what well I already thought

about a car a castle and an airplane but

I think there's still going to be too

much but I'll find something fantastic I

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promise everyone chipped in now I bet we

have enough money money for anything in

the

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store I can't believe I still didn't

have enough money for something really

big don't worry sweetie Miss Davis is

going to love that

perfume

mom sh I thought of something really big

that Miss Davis will love and it

includes her favorite things and it

won't cost anything that's wonderful

dear what is it it's going to be a big

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surprise hi guys come

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in Harold can you please paint that part

over here do you think she'll like it

she's going to love it oh yeah that's

wonderful now we just have to glue this

a little bit over

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here

perfect I Now pronounce you husband and

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wife come

on 1 2

3 happy wedding congrat congatulations

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and one more thing oh children what a

beautiful and big gift thank you so

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much and here's a picture of Dad and me

on our wedding day and here's grandma

eating some wedding cake oh we had a

beautiful wedding cake I bet it would

have been even more beautiful if I had

picked it out it probably would have

good night sweetie good night Mom

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hallelujah hallelujah

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oh

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hey francine watch my super slick

curveball kick

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let me show you my super fake your out

kick

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julian you're supposed to be the goalie

ah i can't help it my foot is itchy

but you have a soccer game this

afternoon your team will lose if you

worry about your itchy foot don't remind

me the problem is the more i scratch the

more it itches

maybe you should go to a doctor great

idea

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dr olivia at your service uh no offense

olivia

but maybe i should go to a real doctor

julian i'm just as good as a real doctor

isn't that right ian yep

and bumped his funny bone

it feels better right actually my arm

fell asleep

now let's take a look at this foot

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when did your foot first start itching

just when we started practicing for

soccer

hmm

reflexes are good let's take a listen

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oh boy

i don't like the sound of that my feet

make noise

i'm afraid so

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let's take a look in your ear

but what does my ear have to do with my

foot

lots i learned all about it in doctor

school

now say ah

it's just what i thought

julian

i have some bad news

oh no what's wrong with him olivia

julian i'm afraid you have a case of

itchy foot itis

i could have told you that yes but

remember i'm the doctor and you're not

lucky for you i know how to cure itchy

foot itis

we'll need to start treatment right away

can i be the nurse sure do i get to wear

a nurse's hat yep yippee

can i be a nurse

sure but you have to wear a hat too i

don't mind

nurse cottage cheese

we're all out of cottage cheese how

about yogurt it's not as good but it'll

work

okay julian stick your foot into the

yogurt for real yep doctor's orders

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how does it feel now like an itchy foot

in cold yogurt we're going to have to

try something stronger

baby food

strain squash and rice strained carrots

strained mangoes

yuck baby food smells gross everything

about babies smells gross

okay put your foot into the sock

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look perry wants to help here i'm tired

of being a nurse anyway how long does my

foot have to stay in this stuff

that's long enough

how's it feel

itchy and orange

this is worse than i thought

looks like i'm gonna have to try

the pickle treatment

is relish okay

sure it's just chopped up pickles

put your foot in this punch bowl

really

really

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how does it feel now kind of the same

cold

slimy itchy

perry no

those are for julian

rule of life number 38 just because a

dog looks cute in a nurse's hat doesn't

mean he's a very good nurse

what happened to my clean kitchen

sorry about the mess mom but i'm doing

some very important work well that's

great sweetie

is that my punch bowl

yep julian was soaking his foot in it

i think you kids should take your

important work outside good idea i was

just about to open a foot and mouth

clinic after you clean this mess up

i'm going to feed william some lunch and

then julian's mother asked if we could

take him to a soccer game what'll it be

william strain squash and rice strained

carrots

which are gone

how about a bottle

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hi harold hi daisy what are you doing

julian has to come to my foot and mouth

clinic to have his itchy foot itis cured

itchy fluiditis is it contagious

very

sorry olivia i can't stand the itch

anymore going home forget about my

soccer game

julian your team needs you just give me

another chance i promise i can cure you

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does it hurt when you stand on it no

just itches

does it it's more when you stand on it

or less

dr olivia you have three more patients

and you're not gonna believe it don't

tell me they all have itchy foot itis

wow you really are a good doctor

i'll get to them as soon as i can these

other patients need me

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dr olivia harold hawkenberry in bed 13

says his elbow is starting to itch

oh no

itchy elbowitis

it's worse than i thought get him to rub

mustard and dish soap on his elbow

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attention please this is dr olivia

thank you for coming to my clinic i

think i have found the cure for itchy

footitis it's a whole new kind of

medicine

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like your pants are full of hands

just wiggle jiggle kick and wiggle

wiggle jiggle kick and wiggle shake

shake shake until you giggle if you want

to cure your itch get up and dance

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just wiggle jiggle kick and wiggle

wiggle

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julian are you serious about curing your

itch

yes doctor

then you'll have to get up and dance

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and i'm not really the dancing type in

that case nurse get me the scratchiest

wool sock you have

okay are you sure this is gonna work i'm

not a doctor for nothing

put this on

ow this is scratchy no kidding you can

have it if you want

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it works the scratchy sock is scratching

my itch thanks olivia and you're not

such a bad dancer either okay kids let's

go don't want to be late for julian's

soccer game

nice sock julian

[Applause]

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way to go julian

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olivia are you gonna play with us or

what

sorry i was just checking on one of my

patients

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and they all lived happily ever after

well that's it for tonight olivia one

more please

ah i'm tired tonight you know what you

should do to not be tired anymore

what's that dr olivia read another book

you wear me out

you wear me out too

good night sweetie

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oh

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