01x01 - Olivia Measures Up Olivia Plays Hotel

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I'm finally tall enough to go on the big

rides at the amusement park

I am - that doesn't count

you're on tippy-toes mom I can go on the

big kid rides this you can't I will see

in but there will be plenty of things

for everyone to do yeah I made it I made

it - sorry yours don't count not tall

enough oh it's okay sweetie I'll take

you on the kiddie roller coaster

hey there's things that are better about

being the older sister and things that

are better about being the little

brother like the older sister gets to

stay up later and be taller and the

little brother gets to well hmm well

there must be something that's better

about being the younger one I'll keep

thinking about it

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okay

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I was just thinking during the ride that

when you're grownups

it'll probably be much bigger than you

bigger than me

probably a lot bigger most likely Hey

rule of life number 47 school glue has

many uses so what does everyone want to

drink milk please no that's a good

choice milk will make you big and tall

tall hey Ian water is much more

refreshing than milk why don't you have

some ice-cold water no milk

how about lemonade milk or a super-sized

juice cup in the special deluxe

take-home heavy-duty souvenir bucket

with a toy surprise inside and a

three-foot loop-d-loop straw

milk but I'll have it in the supersize

Cup and the special deluxe take-home

heavy-duty souvenir bucket with a toy

surprise inside in a 3-foot loop-d-loop

straw you're done with this aren't you

oh look there's the man who guesses your

age I bet he'll think I'm at least 10

let's see now I would say that you were

four sweetie

he guessed wrong that means you win a

prize

kids look it's the world's tallest and

smallest person

I bet the tallest person drink a whole

lot of milk okay kids it's time to go

home I need to grow a lot or Anna's

gonna be bigger than me but your minute

I've got an idea

okay now you take my legs and pull that

way I'll stretch I don't think he can

get taller from come on let's try it you

have to pull harder

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did I do it am i taller mom look Ian I

think you're having a growth spurt Ian

we need to have a little talk if you

keep growing like this they're going to

be all kinds of things you won't be able

to do very true like what well you won't

be able to ride your bike or play

hide-and-seek good one eight nine ten

okay right here not here I come or even

play baseball that sounds terrible what

can I do to stop throwing you can

control how much you grow with your own

thoughts if you try very hard not to

grow maybe you won't very true I'm gonna

try I'm glad we had our little talk dad

how tall will I be hmm great question

Ian well let's look at a growth chart

for the average male and female figuring

an average rate of childhood growth of

what wait a second how many tomatoes

would you say you eat a year

every day alright yeah altitude and then

that's it

all I want to know is how tall you think

I'll be when I grow up

oh well that's simple I'd say about my

height can you ride a bike I can and you

play baseball right third base in center

field how about hide-and-seek are you

good at that close your eyes for a sec

I'm very good at it thanks dad I decided

I'm gonna go ahead and go you're making

a big mistake

little brothers should not be bigger

than their big sisters don't forget

tomorrow is picture day so make sure to

comb your ears and wear something nice

today

we're going to practice for the class

picture now please form a line in front

of me one at a time one at a time stand

in front of this line if you're taller

than this line please go and stand in

the back row if you're shorter than this

line please stand in the front row

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Olivia get in the front row please

mother says I'm growing like a weed I

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can't wait till I get taller when you

jump you're very tall

thank you it's not so great in the back

row anyway don't worry about me I have a

plan

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Olivia I need you to understand

something

I understand lots of things yes you do

but I need you to understand one more

even if ian is taller than you when you

grow up you will always be as big sister

can you tell me a story about when you

were little well one of the best ways to

grow big and tall is to get enough sleep

how about I tell you a story over

breakfast tomorrow but I'm not tired I

know good night Olivia good night dad

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are you okay

indeed I am Olivia in fact I'm better

than okay because today is turkey day

and we'll be celebrating one of my

favorite animals but turkey I always

wanted my own turkey but my parents were

goldfish people but turkeys are fun

that's what I always told them so I

decided if I couldn't have a turkey I

could at least learn to speak their

language I don't like to boast but I

happen to be a champion turkey Warbler

which is a fancy-pants way of saying I

can talk to turkeys so that's the noisy

we're making it sounded like singing I

would love to sing with turkeys

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never

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Mrs Hagen Miller I want to learn to sing

with a turkey

that's wonderful Olivia but you might

want to learn to talk to them before you

sing with them why making a weird noise

that's just how you talk to turkeys I'm

trying to say hello Turkey I'm Olivia

come out and play

nope no turkeys I guess I'd better keep

trying

is that a turkey let's find out a shoe

looks a lot like Perry hmm maybe it

takes a really special turkey call ha ha

very funny in Turkey you know the

choo-choo is hitting great for your

mouth dad I didn't I talk Turkey well

that's great Olivia it isn't easy to

talk Turkey you know I do a pretty good

gobble gobble myself gobble gobble

huh William gobble gobble let me show

you how it's done dad that's a turkey I

know I have a way with animals

okay let's see crystal fine china

oona napkins Oh what else do I need for

a wedding there's a theater I've got

this mom

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Arius Olivia can you do your little call

and get your friend to come out okay

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wow you call and he answers she says

he's sorry there he had to go Olivia in

anyway I'm sure the turkey is is happy

to be back outside huh I'm gonna miss

that little guy ah I was expecting a

delivery did that turkey ring the

doorbell wow you really do have a way

with animals I think he really likes you

can he stay maybe just for tonight he's

such a good Turkey can we keep him

forever did you know that turkeys are

one of the smartest birds

no I didn't hey heat me bacon that's it

he has to go don't worry mom I brought

him here I'll get rid of him

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now what I have this recorder and I'm

gonna record a very special message

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and we'll run this way he didn't even

leave the doorbells Todd that Turkey is

good he'll never go on his own we just

have to find him new homes but someone

he likes more than these yeah but even

if we do

who wants a turkey for a pet Mrs Hagen

Miller always wanted a turkey if we

introduced them maybe he'll like her

more than me

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good morning class please take your

seats everyone

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who is your handsome friend and where

did he come from

I calls him like this Oh Olivia you have

a gift

no wonder you called and this little

fella came your rug gobbling glorious

little fellow

- wanna give it a try oh I would love to

a bit more like this Mrs Hagen Muller

let's try it together

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oh my that was wonderful

I think it worked he likes her are you

sure you don't mind if I adopted this

beautiful bird

I'm sure oh and he really likes popcorn

he can have all the popcorn he wants

gobbled it open

do you think the turkey misses me oh I'm

sure he misses you a lot Olivia but

he'll be happy living with Mrs Hagen

Miller Turkey very funny in but you get

back to bed go to sleep you too Olivia

gobble gobble gobble dad okay

gobble out a lot of wobble close enough

good night Olivia good night Olivia your

big day but how can I sleep there's

still so much to do it looks like I'm

sucked in sighs noggin

tomorrow

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hey Francine watch my super slick

curveball kick this my super fake you

out kick let me show you my super fake

you out kick Julien you're supposed to

be the goalie ah I can't help it my foot

is itchy but you have a soccer game this

afternoon team will lose if you worry

about your itchy foot don't remind me

the problem is the more I scratch the

more it itches maybe you should go to a

doctor great idea

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Olivia at your service

no offense Olivia but maybe I should go

to a real doctor Julien I'm just as good

as a real doctor

isn't that right Ian yep Ian bumped his

funny bone it feels better right

actually my arm fell asleep now let's

take a look at this point

when did your foot first start itching

just when we started practicing for

soccer hmm reflexes are good let's take

a listen oh boy I don't like the sound

of that my feet make noise I'm afraid so

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let's take a look in your ear but what

does my ear have to do with my foot

lots I learned all about it in doctor

school now it's just what I thought

Julian I have some bad news

Oh No what's wrong with him Olivia

Julian I'm afraid you have a case of

itchy foot itis I could have told you

that yes but remember I'm the doctor and

you're not lucky for you I know how to

cure AG foot itis we'll need to start

treatment right away can I be the nurse

sure do you like it to where a nurse is

hot yep can I be a nurse sure but you

have to wear a hat too I don't mind

nurse cottage cheese we're all out of

cottage cheese how about yogurt it's not

as good but it'll work okay Julian stick

your foot into the yogurt for real yep

doctor's orders

how does it feel now like an itchy

floating cold yogurt we're going to have

to try something stronger baby food

strain squash and rice strains carrots

strained mangoes

yup baby food smells gross everything

about babies smells gross okay put your

foot into the sock look Perry wants to

help here I'm tired of being a nurse

anyway

how long does my foot off to stay in

this stuff that's long enough

how's it feel itchy and orange this is

worse than I thought

looks like I'm gonna have to try the

pickle treatment is relish okay sure

it's just chopped up pickles put your

foot in this punch bowl really really

how does it feel now kind of the same

cold slimy itchy Perry no those are for

Julian full of life number 38 just

because a dog looks cute in a nurse's

hat doesn't mean he's a very good nurse

what happened to my clean kitchen sorry

about the mess mom but I'm doing some

very important work well that's great

sweetie

is that my punch bowl yep Julian was

soaking his foot in it I think you kids

should take your important work outside

good idea I was just about to open a

foot-and-mouth clinic after you clean

this mess up

I'm going to feed William some lunch and

then Julian's mother asked if we could

take him to a soccer game what'll it be

William strain squash rice strained

carrots which are gone how about a

bottle

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hi Harold hi Daisy

what are you doing Julian has to come to

my foot in mouth clinic to have his

itchy foot itis cured itchy footitis is

it contagious

very sorry Olivia I can't stand that

itch anymore

going home forget about my soccer game

Julian your team needs you just give me

another chance I promise I can cure you

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does it hurt when you stand on it

no just itches does it it's more when

you stand on it or less dr. Olivia we

have three more patients and you're not

gonna believe it

don't tell me they all have itchy foot

itis wow you really are a good doctor

I'll get to them as soon as I can

these other patients need me dr. Olivia

Harald Hockenberry in bed 13 this elbow

is starting to itch oh no it's yellow

itis it's worse than I thought

get him to rub mustard and dish soap on

his elbow attention please

this is dr. Olivia thank you for coming

to my clinic I think I have found the

cure for achy footitis it's a whole new

kind of medicine

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Julian are you serious about curing your

itch yes doctor then you'll have to get

up and dance and I'm not really the

dancing type in that case nurse get me

the squatchiest wool sock you have okay

are you sure this is gonna work I'm not

a doctor for nothing put this on owl

this is scratchy no kidding you can have

it if you want

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the scratchy sock is scratching my itch

thanks Olivia and you're not such a bad

dancer either okay kids let's go don't

want to be late for Julien's soccer game

nice sock Julian sorry I was just

checking on one of my patients and they

all lived happily ever after

that's it for tonight Olivia one more

please ah

I'm tired tonight you know what you

should do to not be tired anymore

what's that dr. Olivia read another book

if you wear me out you wear me out too

good night sweetie

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I never seen so much

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snow exciting news children because of

this unexpected blizzard school has been

cancelled for the rest of the

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day does that mean we get to go out in

the schoolyard and play no it means you

all get to go home early while I hit the

slopes with my cousin Ginger now let's

get our things and get dressed mustn't

keep your parents and cousin Ginger

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waiting I wish it would snow like this

every day then we'd never have to go to

school Mom if I didn't have to go to

school anymore would I still have to

take a bath

yes rule of Life number 42 if it weren't

for mothers little brothers would be

very stinky in Francine Julian I spoke

with your parents and you're going to

stay at our house until they're able to

get home from work it could take them a

while with all this snow I love

blizzards a whole day to play together

and I know the perfect

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game welcome to the hotel Olivia please

come in and make yourself at home w wow

it's so big oh this is nothing you

should see my other

hotels I wonder where Olivia

is sorry to keep you waiting what what

can I do for you today I'd like a room

in your hotel please me too I mean a

different room maybe one with the TV I

want a TV too that shouldn't be a

problem what's that sound you mean the

wind it sounds like a

ghost oh no there are no ghosts at the

hotel Olivia please follow me we'll be

taking the

elevator after you

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now each of the rooms come with fluffy

towels little chocolates on the pillows

and room service and they make your bed

for you I like the sound of that we get

to eat in our room that's just one of

those things that makes the hotel Olivia

the fanciest hotel in the

world this is our

stop

kindly follow

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me this is your room

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Francine no offense Olivia but I'd like

another room this one smells like boy

but this is the room I picked out for

you I'll take it already smell like a

boy

anyway kindly follow

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me and this is your room I love it now

here's the bed and the window what's

that for uh that's in case you brought a

pet monkey now over here are your little

chocolates and towels and if you want to

be left alone just hang this don't

bother me sign on your door this is the

best hotel

ever excuse me I think I have another

guest sorry to keep you waiting what can

I do for you today I'd like a room

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please I'm sorry but the hotel Olivia is

full all the rooms are taken no fair mom

Olivia says all the rooms in her hotel

are taken Olivia this is a very big

hotel I'm sure you can find a room for

your

brother all right follow

me it's pretty small oh this isn't your

room this is the

bathtub go on try it out you'll love the

privacy and the Soaps are free uh I have

to use the bathroom oh one more thing

you have to leave your hotel room when

other guests need to use the bathroom

never mind I don't want to stay at this

hotel anymore more anyway besides I

heard there were

ghosts ghosts he's making that up

Francine there are no ghosts or pesky

little brothers at my hotel I

promise are these grilled cheese

sandwiches going to be enough for your

guests H maybe we should give them a

pickle too good

idea and how about a big vanilla cupcake

with pink frosting I'm out of those at

the moment

please I want the hotel Olivia to be the

best in the whole

world H I guess it's a good day to bake

pink frosting

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right here's the sandwich you

ordered I didn't order a sandwich I

ordered a frozen yogurt pop oh this must

be for the guest in room 17 be right

back can I play not right now Ian I'm

very

busy here's your sandwich

Francine oh good I was getting really

hungry and could you make the bed now

I've messed it

up Hey Olivia per you left a gross chew

toy in my room would you come and get

rid of it uh be right there oh and room

service may I get a glass of milk in

just a minute uh who turned off all the

lights the store must have not the power

out or a

ghosted I told you Francine we don't

have

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ghosts come on Julian I'll take care of

that chew toy now want to come with us

Francine no I'll stay

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here

oo are you sure it was a chew toy you

stepped on positive it had dog slobber

on it and everything

ghost it was the ghost I saw

it I just saw it

too where I don't see anything I don't

want to stay in this hotel anymore

neither do I Olivia mom told me to tell

you if she can't finish the cupcakes

until the power comes back on what's

wrong with you guys we saw a ghost I

told you there were

ghosts if I do have a ghost in my hotel

then I'm just going to have to get rid

of

it what does the ghost don't meter say

nothing so

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far the ghost is up there maybe I should

wait downstairs you know in case the

ghost tries to get away or something

good

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idea boo Olivia Olivia

Olivia Qui

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help aha I knew

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itan what's going on Ian was pretending

to be a ghost and scaring all my hotel

guests well Olivia maybe Ian just wanted

to play too sorry sorry Ian I know how

would you like to be the room service

waiter

cool oh good the power's back

on room

service all

right

Julian and Francine's parents got home

okay but they said it was okay for them

to spend the night oh good because I

promised everyone that the hotel Olivia

has amazing pancakes for breakfast I

mean if you don't mind helping me not at

all it sounds like the hotel Olivia was

a big success it was but it's not as

much fun as Hotel Mom that's very nice

to know good night Mom good night

Olivia

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all pack Olivia all

almost

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done it's just for the weekend dear but

Mom I never know what I might

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need of course I'll need my best

toy of

course Ian you don't need to bring food

but this is my Grandma will have plenty

of food for us no this is it's what

grandmothers do this is my

suitcase that's it yep

will they let you on the plane with all

that they'll have to but what if they

don't not let me fly my first time on a

plane are you

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kidding Dad I'm

ready kids I've got some bad news

there's a big storm moving in and our

flight has been cancelled looks like

we're driving to Grandma's driving I'm

afraid so Olivia

there must be a plane we can

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take welcome aboard air Olivia a fancy

flight Olivia it's time to

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go what is she putting

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here

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Hey Olivia getting ready to take off

yeah but not in the plane we're driving

too bad lucky I brought these

walkie-talkies

excellent testing 1 2 3 come in Olivia

do you read me over

read you loud and clear over all aboard

kids bye

Julian I get the side with the snacks

they're in the

middle uh that's William front

middle I'm approaching the

vehicle I'm entering the vehicle I'm now

inside the vehicle over Roger

that

here we

go are we there yet honey how can we be

there if we haven't left the

driveway my brother poked me Po him back

Roger will do over

and you're breaking

up I can't

hear Olivia you poy

over

Olivia that was Ian my little bother

over and out I bet you wish you'd taken

that plane to your grandma's over and

out welcome aboard air Olivia's flight

to

Grandma's Ian are we there yet

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no

see you

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later are we there yet just a few more

hours oh please let it be

true

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Olivia

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air Olivia flight ner you're now on a

direct course to Grandma's house wins 30

knots out of the Northeast thank you air

traffic control have a great flight I

know the passengers are in good hands

with you Captain Olivia does anyone have

to use the bathroom I

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do Pit

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Stop

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La

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huh all done let's hit the

road

my favorite ice

pop it's for the two of you to share can

I have

some sure you can have the bottom half

but I like the red part at the top so do

I just one bite oliv Olivia no no

careful with

the

we'll never get to

Grandma's it would have been so much

better to

fly here on air Olivia everyone even

pesky little bothers travels in

style sweet

dreams would you like to enjoy a

movie hey I don't suppose you have any

popcorn oh thank

you

oh this is by far the most wonderful

flight I've ever taken thank you Mom I

mean happy

customer time to begin Landing buckle up

everyone we're directly above grandma's

house and starting our

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descent all right co-pilot time for me

to land this

bird hey guys how's it looking up

ahead some rainclouds ahead I better go

around

them this is Captain Olivia speaking I

want to thank you for flying with us

today and always remember to travel air

Olivia a fancy flight are we there

yet are we there

yet

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yes Grandma I thought you'd never get

here me too how was the drive a little

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tiring Olivia not for me I

flew how Grand come on in I want to hear

all about

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it well Olivia you made it through the

car

trip book time not tonight sweetie I

think we're all too tired then two books

tomorrow I'll make it three really how

about four don't push your luck Missy

Good Night

Olivia good night

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Mom good

morning I have some very exciting

news today we will all choose our class

jobs yes

Olivia I'd like to be the teacher well

that job is already taken the jobs you

can choose from are lights monitor does

the lights monitor get to turn the

lights on yes and do they get to turn

the light off yes now sit in your chair

no hands in the

air

again the jobs you can choose from are

chair monitor desk monitor whiteboard

Monitor and last but certainly not

least classroom pet

monitor Francine I want to be the pet

Monitor and touch that icky frog yuck I

want to be the lights monitor during

recess I'd like you all to think about

which job you

like Julian which job do you want I

don't really want any of them I think

you'd be a good whiteboard monitor

you're very neat and tidy thanks but no

thanks I can't wait to start being the

classroom pet monitor I'm going to do

every single thing that Mrs hog and

Muller asked me to do and

more

I hope you all gave this some thought

during

recess now who would like to be desk

monitor all right Otto I've written you

down for desk monitor chair

monitor thank you Oscar for volunteering

for chair monitor whiteboard

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monitor all righty Julian will be

whiteboard monitor now who wants to be

the classroom pet monitor that job

involves helping me take care of our

classroom animals it's one of the most

important jobs the most important job I

want to be pet monitor too you said you

wanted to be lights monitor well I

changed my mind I want each of you for

homework tonight to think of a short

speech telling the class why you want

the job you chose and why you would be

good at

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it what are you going to say in your

speech tomorrow I don't want to make a

speech in front of the class

H I've got it you won't have to say

anything you can show the class why

you'd be a good whiteboard monitor all

you have to do is

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draw

Julian would you like to come up and

tell us why you'd be a good whiteboard

monitor uh instead of saying a

speech I'd like to show

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you

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thank

you Julian that was brilliant Otto and

Oscar please come

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up chairs and desks should be neat if

you don't understand we can repeat desk

and chairs should be straight we can do

the job just

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great good job boys now let's here from

Alexandra who would like to be lights

monitor I am very good with lights I

turned no one's in my house on and off

all the

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time thank

you come on up

Olivia I should be classroom pet monitor

because I want to take care of the

animals and they want me to take care of

them these are our class pets can you

say no to what they want

y all right Francine let's hear what you

have to

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say instead of telling you how good I am

at taking care of animals I'm going to

show you I FR my cat gwendelyn today see

how shiny gwendel and's coat is that's

because I brush it every day and see how

she's not too skinny but not too plump

that's because I feed her just the right

amount and she can even do tricks speak

gwendaline all right since we have two

volunteers we're going to vote for who

will be classroom pet monitor this month

whoever doesn't win will be pet monitor

next month now raise your hand if you

want a living to be pet monitor

first and now those who want Francine to

have the job this

month all right Francine will be our pet

monitor but I would do such a good

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job not too hot and not too cold perfect

oh Olivia you're the best Pat monitor

we've ever had that's true and because

you're doing such a good job I'm

bringing in a few more animals for you

to take care

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of

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excuse me

Olivia we need to straighten the

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desk if you want I can help you catch

flies for our frog at recess gross I'm

not going to catch some icky lies but

you'll help the lizard shed his skin if

he needs you to right do

what here I'll show

you here Francine why don't you hold him

for a

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second

away W wo wo

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woow hey you're scaring our sweet little

lizard I'll take care of

you there you

go Olivia I think you should be pet

monitor yes I mean thank you

Francine

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yes Olivia since I'm so good with

animals do you think we could get a few

more like maybe a sea lion or an

elephant I'm afraid

not rule of life number 55 if your

teacher says no to a sea lion or an

elephant a tiger is probably out of the

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question and then the lizard got out and

then Francine knocked over the desks and

the chairs and then the lizard started

running away but then I stopped all the

kids from scaring him and then Francine

said I could be the pet monitor because

I was so good with the

pets this sounds like a very exciting

story sweetie but let's finish it

tomorrow time for bed now

okay but you're happy on pet monitor

right I couldn't be more thrilled I

couldn't be more thrilled either Good

Night Olivia night

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Mom

ol

ol

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hallah