01x15 - The Egyp-Tsu Kid

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a little boy Nam Prest found his secret

out this year that he was once a pharaoh

when Egyptians ruled the world and

things SC tries to get him day and night

but has Guardians to protect hisc

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are Hand by

the of the world to

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as young rapsy would say this Carnival

place is most cool yes there is Modern

Magic here big deal Braun rules no as

our Prince put it brains rule mere

strength has never been a match for a

powerful mind says who try kicking Tut

with your brain it would get all squishy

and gooey stop bickering like jackals we

are here to learn new Customs then learn

this we don't give handouts to bums bums

how dare you we are royal Guardians to

the Pharaoh oh forgive me your highness

if I were you I'd have a talk with the

Royal Taylor I'll scram all of you H the

nerve come come on Raph we may have

learned all we can at this traveling

spectacle

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house this is your lucky day Mr Sullivan

I've decided to buy your Carnival it's

not for sale thank you for resisting

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me every Carnival needs a freak

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Show and when the boy Pharaoh is drawn

to the carnival as all sniffling

children are I will seize the spirit

within him and attain eternal life if

the mummies don't stop you again just

let them

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try hey man the Carnival's coming on

Saturday I've got two free passes all

right hey when are you guys going well

uh I only have two tickets huh had two

tickets hey give them

back enjoy your meal and don't show your

Potato Head at the carnival or I'll have

to mash

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it Braun rules I'm sorry it's still

brains Braun Brains Brains Brains hi

guys my prince what

happened oh my it's nothing oh uh I I

fell down and hit my eye is there

something you are not telling us okay

this bully clobbered me and made me look

like a geek in front of my friends is

that what you wanted to hear Arman our

young prince needs to learn to better

defend himself it would be my honor

strategy first rushing into a fight

invites disaster he must outthink his

opponent sorry wrath but outthinking

tiny is never been my

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problem once you master Ayu you can

defeat your enemy many

ways you mean I can clobber tiny with

that club but this no it's my

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lunch and

remember that egyps is an art of Defense

not attack it uses the aggressor

strengths against him ready position

how's

this great if you're a

pretzel I can do do that oh no forget

that for now try to kick me but I I

don't want to hurt you do it hya

I'll never learn I'll just be Tiny's

punching bag till I graduate never give

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up let me see you break this

board what are you crazy the Young

Prince will break his hand do not worry

I cut the board even you could break

it I don't know Arman that board looks

pretty tough and so do you my prince oh

well maybe a lot of girls will sign my

cast I did it I did it go Presley go

Presley watch out tiny I'm a fighting

machine wait my friends wait well now

look what you did you'd better keep an

eye on him so he doesn't get hurt

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there's the carnival Walter we'll be the

first kids in town to see it why can't

we uh wait till it's open like everybody

else what are you afraid of course not

who's out there I bet it's tiny

Turner I don't care if it's Tina Turner

I want to go home don't worry I'll

protect us

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ah hands off pal I know he chipsu let

him

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go ouch ouch forget about him let me go

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two against one I love those

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odds Arman is that you yes thank the

gods that I followed you and your friend

Walter

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he just needs some

rest and a

bath are you sure it was Tiny who

attacked the prince think so but it was

foggy we must teach that bully a lesson

he'll never forget no I have to fight my

own battles I didn't take the training

seriously before

Armon will you give me another

chance I am not ready oh I

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understand now I'm

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ready teach me to kick and punch soon

but first we must build up your strength

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my friend it works I know

hypu there is still much to learn what

did you do teach me that

move grab jump and flip then

lock be patient o Prince the pyramids

were not built in a

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day uh listen I'm sorry but you missed a

spot no problem

now that's what I call S day service

don't let him push you around mommies

have

rights I don't see why you guys have to

watch me all the time it is our duty to

protect you yeah I guess so I'm going to

get some popcorn want anything now that

you ask how about a hot dog some pizza

and a bucket of those chocolate covered

raisins

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Presley wait are you going to the

carnival uh yeah I'm eating Walter but

tiny told you not to show up that's why

I'm going you got guts can I go uh I

guess

so hey Walter hi guys you better be

careful I saw tiny and Chuck a while ago

I'm not letting those jerks boil our fun

come one come all see the fabulous fak

show gross me out the

door step right up the next show is

about to begin that was him who the boy

Prince the young Pharaoh you know the

kid with Spirit yes my ticket to

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Paradise get me The

Prince and the great snow cone all this

yelling is making me

FY give it a shot tough

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guy I can take tiny no problem let's

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go this looks like fun it you like

barfing

let's

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go

hey I warned you not to

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come back off tiny you caught me off

guard in the woods but I can see you now

what are you talking about I wasn't in

no woods now stand

still don't make me flatten

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you party's over

jump jump flip and CB

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don't get you Presley nobody makes me

look

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stupid nobody has

to that was so cool where'd you learn

those moves uh you know watching TV and

junk so let's have some fun no one's

going to bother us

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now Foolish Boy without the mommies to

help you your spirit is

mine how could you let the prince slip

out of the theater why blame me at least

it's just a bully after rsis not

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Scarab this is great I could ride all

night oh no you can't we're getting off

now we can't we're moving trust me we're

saf for jumping h

a you won't Escape me this time no time

to explain just

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run look there's our

Prince and

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Scarab with the strength of Ra

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K look Cornelia more freaks what was the

problem up there Presley you don't want

to know i' better lay off

dessert but I think we're safe

now then again let's go

ah Presley stop it why are we

running you're

mine there's one

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reason and there's a few

more I got you

now back off

scarehead stop them

talk about a glass jaw escape with your

friends while I whip these boys into

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shape who are these

people they're uh with the carnival come

on Let Them Fight we go after the

boy quick in here

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what a great Carnival they got ghouls

coming at us from everywhere uh right

great

Carnival stay

away relax dummy they're not real it's

payback time Punk where's your fancy

moves now

tiny you don't know what you're getting

into here right like I'm real

scared got

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you give me your spirit don't don't hurt

me please uh Master you ought to know

that don't

interrupt spirit of life eternal Escape

unworthy flesh let him

go

what uh wrong boy Prince oh mighty

one you heard him Mister let me

go how kind of you to come kindness had

nothing to do with

it looks like no spirit transfers

today what a guy maybe now you'll let me

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be let go I clobbered you once I'll do

it again you will clobber no one you

will give me life I am

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Immortal no you're old and ugly

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wait a

minute I'll teach you to interfere

please

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don't here you are did those Carnival

guys hurt

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you go we will take care of

Scarab you got to give this place an a

for

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realism time for a little Braun

well you stopped

Scarab but you stopped us too I didn't

hear you thinking of anything

better what are we doing in here I don't

know but it's got to be your fault

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man you should have seen Presley handle

those dudes it was

awesome Co I am proud of young rapsy he

showed great strength against Scarab he

showed great wisdom Braun B brains Braun

brains Braun brains Braun Braun brains

gotcha I meant Braun

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a little boy named Presley found the

secret out this year that he was once a

pharaoh when Egyptians rule the world

and have some sorcerer named Scarab

tries to get him day and night but

Presley has for Guardians to protect his

very life he has the mother 1525 BC he

has the protection for the new R se he

has the love are hanging by The Frisco

Bay Protectors of the world

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today from 1545

BC protction for the he they're hanging

by the Western gate he they're going to

sa the world today the Egyptian way the

alive