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01x09 - Body Slam

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mummies Alive!". Aired: September 15 – November 25, 1997.*
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In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.

01x09 - Body Slam

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a little boy Nam press found the secret

out this year that he was once a pharaoh

when Egyptians ruled the world and Nam

scar tries to get him day and night but

has more Guardians to protect his very

life HEC

by

theis of the world

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is it soup yet you tell

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me it tastes like the water in an

elephant's muddy footprint then it's

ready new amulet it clashes with the

robe it is Doom for jakal it will feed

on the life force of jakal draining his

power and turning him into a dry

lifeless mommy exactly I'll plant it on

him secretly hidden in his bandages what

a brilliant plan Scarab I'd applaud you

if I had hands that is hea that's it

uh-oh why deliver this myself when I can

have one of my minions give me a hand

you're about to do something crazyy

aren't

you that's so rough

you know you really should do something

about those

Nails deliver this to jakal my

pet now we just need to create a little

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distraction that was somebody slam no

Gibb the Earth Spirit must be angry

again I could beat that

wrestler are you sure no contest he's

only this tall we interrupt our regular

programming with a special bulletin

police are responding to a reported

expl*si*n at the Bay Area

Museum right on schedule um uh all right

you uh hands uh up way to strike fear in

their hearts Joe my hands are the least

of your

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worries what a

stiff

Scarab jakar also right on schedule with

the strength of Ra

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let's kick t

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scarabs bugging out yes but he left his

friends behind

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go thanks Arman hey don't mention it any

way I can lend a hand hey what in

Ros I could have sworn I felt something

nah I guess it was

nothing Butterfingers must I do

everything

can't count on your own Spirit who can

you trust look on the bright side at

least the amulet was planted on one of

the

mummies true one less mummy to deal with

but Amon is strong I hope it won't take

too long to drain his

strength see it's easy easy for you to

say you're not the one with a mouth full

of carpet but the floor is Stone never

mind it would take too long to explain

let's just try it again are you sure

even a gyps can't make up for my

advantage of strength let's just get

this over

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with hey I did it you're making

excellent

progress that is enough for today the

lesson is

over o saw loser Mighty Armon perhaps

he's cheated he didn't make the proper

move I should not have been thrown I'm

just tired tired since when do you get

tired well how about something to eat

I'm not

hungry well there's another

first it's the world championship no

holds for toughest Gladiator in the

Universe competition do you want

everyone to know how tough you are do

you have something to prove to yourself

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is this the world's toughest Gladiator

contest fill out this entry form who are

you the mommy I am one of them sorry no

tag teams sign

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here I'd work on that handwriting if I

were you

here they are the toic fighters of the

universe and tonight we decide who's

number one there still slots open so

come on down and sign up Armon torn limb

from limb on Life TV that would be

something to see but even with the

amulet draining his strength can these

puny modern Warriors manage it show the

world what you're made of made

of yes and that gives me an

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idea bronze is your flesh and melon

bronze flows through you Spirit of Talus

man of bronze I summon

you why do you summon me little man a

contest is being held to judge who is

the world's Mightiest

Warrior no one is mightier than TS

somehow I thought you'd say

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that I have to go in there

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I've come for the contest you just made

the deadline the contest starts in an

hour nice T I am bronze I'll

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say hey Arman

Armon hey guys where's Armon it's time

for my gyps

lesson he's resting in his sarcophagus

even the lion must sleep more like a bat

he's been in there all day I think

something's wrong it's not like Armand

to sleep all day netin is right first

rapsy beats him into gypso then he won't

eat and he sleeps all day something is

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wrong empty well sort of where could he

be perhaps we should consult the magic

box it may show

us you still don't get it the TV doesn't

show everybody in the

world they're just TV shows with actors

and perhaps it's you who doesn't

understand the magic he's old he's Dusty

he's wrapped in God it's the

mmy he's big he's mean he's so scary

that he has to wear mask it's the mask

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Destroyer way to go arm on toss him into

the Jeep seats uhoh looks like the

mummy's in trouble

uhoh ooh he'll need the those bandages

when the Destroyer gets through with

them I once saw Arman lift a cow over

his head effortlessly and carry it into

the

kitchen and it looks like the Destroyer

setting up for

up money slam

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what a

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fighter I think we should get down to

the arena Arman may need us the hunter

stalked the lion for his own reasons

lion what lion Arman is trying to prove

to himself that he is still a great

fighter our help would Destro his

confidence maybe you're right how much

danger can Arman be in he's just

fighting Ordinary People and we're back

for our next round of competition this

guy tellos is really

something is he filter

what when they made him they broke the

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move it looks like the money is slowing

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down got to end this fight so

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tired what a move the money wins again

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in oh my

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eyes uhoh

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huh I did fear a

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thing uhoh

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and it's another win for the

money I think standing between him and

the championship is Talos the man of

bronze The Amulet is working armon's

strength is almost gone he's weak as a

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kitten that's right not it's time to go

to the arena and watch Talis Crush Armon

into a pile of rag

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this is it the final match the fight to

decide the world toughest Gladiator

first up he's tough he's crafty he heals

from Egypt the

mommy

huh mommy down here

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Jak call we got to do something perhaps

you're right the Challenger weighing his

500 lb before the scales broke the man

of bronze

H even for a wrestler that guy doesn't

look

real somehow I have a feeling that

Scarab is behind this then we've got to

save our one

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sorry shows sold out not for me it

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isn't get up and fight that is easy for

you to say so you give up then no I've

never surrendered in my life uh-oh

well I admire your spirit does that mean

you want to be my friend

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no looks like scar beat us

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here well feeling and it'll run down

armar not so tough now are you you leave

it He's Mine the contest is not over

until I have destroyed him interfere and

I will destroy you too am devour Amon

why I this in Greater lesson turn on me

will you I made you what you are go

ahead take your best shot I love it when

they ask for it

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no more free lunch

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mut are you okay Arman

tired very

tired with the strength of Ra

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looks like a grudge

match I can destroy you

all ignore

him he's going to be hard to

ignore for once wrath I have to

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agree we should Retreat we have nothing

to gain by fighting Telos somehow I

doubt he's going to go away on his

own bring on the world nothing can

defeat

me we must stop him before he flattens

the city all right let's kick some giant

bronze Tutt

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the

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plug w

bdge we

cling you miserable insects I'll crush

you like

bugs huh my strength it is back your

tness is mine now tellos with the

strength of

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raw I about rematch

TS winner take

all Arman the plug in is heal it's your

only chance

okay Tellis time we pull your

blug he wasn't so tough Arman we must go

but I won don't I get a trophy you have

yourself respect what more could a

person need a trophy would be nice why

don't we hit a drive-thru and buy you

dinner great I got to keep my strength

up

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a little boy Nam Presley found a secret

out this year that he was once a pharaoh

when Egyptians ruled the world and now

some sorcerer named Scarab tries to get

him day and night but Presley has for

Guardians to protect his very life he

has the M from 1525 BC he has the M

protection for the new R SE has the M

they're hanging by The Frisco Bay the

Protectors of the world

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today from 1525 BC he the protection for

the bar te he has the they're hanging by

the Western gate he has the they're

going to S the world today the Egyptian

way the is alive