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05x10 - Mickey's Mail Mix-Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x10 - Mickey's Mail Mix-Up

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Hey, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside
my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go!

[loon howls]

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ cheerful music playing]

[chorus singing]
♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-Daisy!
-Here.

-Goofy!
-Here.

-Pluto!
-[barks]

-Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-Mickey!
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse+!

[laughs]

[Mickey]
"Mickey's Mail Mix-Up!"

[bell ringing]

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the Clubhouse.

-It's great to see 'ya.
-[dings]

Oh, boy.

That sound means
we've got mail!

[cranking, dings]

Gee, it looks like
this package

was supposed to be delivered
to Clarabelle at the Moo Mart.

-Hmm...
-[cranking]

-[dings]
-Oh!

And there's more mail.

[Mickey]
That's strange.

The only mail that usually
gets delivered here is... [chuckles]

-...for me.
-[dings]

[cranking]

[chuckles nervously, sighs]

Hi, Mickey.
Did you get any mail today?

I've been waiting for a package
that never came.

-[expl*si*n]
-Oh, dear!

Mickey, are you all right?

[Pluto barking, pants]

[barks, pants]

Oh. [chuckles]
[stammers] I'm okay, Minnie.

Oh, but I'm not sure
the mailbox is.

[Little Helper squeaking]

-[Little Helper squeaks]
-Oh. [laughs]

That tickles, Little Helper.

-But thanks.
-[Little Helper squeaks]

[Pluto barks, sniffing]

-[barks]
-[Minnie] Wait a minute.

That looks like the package
I've been waiting for.

Oh.

[chuckles]
Oh, how silly.

[Pluto snickers]

[chew toy squeaks]

Goodness, Mickey.
There's so much mail for our friends.

I wonder why it all came
to the Clubhouse.

I'm not sure.

It seems like
some sort of mail mix-up.

Maybe Professor Von Drake might know
something about this.

[chuckles softly]
Let's call him.

[trilling, beeping]

Hi, Professor.

[gasps]
Clubhouse friends!

Professor Von Drake
cannot chitchat right now!

I gotta fix my new invention
I got here!

[static]

[computer voice] Please do not adjust
your Mousekedoer screen.

The Professor will be back
a bit later.

Gosh.
He does seem awfully busy.

-I wonder what's going on.
-[ringing]

Hello, Mickey and Minnie.

Hi, Clarabelle.

My mail never came,

and I've been waiting on an important
package for my bake sale today.

Did you get any mail?

As a matter of fact,

I think your package
might be here.

-Um, somewhere.
-[trilling, beeping, ringing]

Yeah, hi.
Did anyone get mail today?

-[ringing]
-Hiya, Mickey.

My mail never came today!

-[ringing]
-My mail didn't come.

-[ringing]
-Not a single letter, I tell you!

Don't worry, everybody.

All of your mail is here.

And I have a great idea.

We can deliver it to 'ya.

-You can?
-[pals cheer]

-Yippee!
-I love this mouse!

We will need some help though. [chuckles]

Will you help us deliver the mail
to our friends?

Hot dog!

Come on, we need some Mouseketools
to get this mail delivered.

[♪ funky upbeat music playing]

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke h* ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinkin'
and a solvin' work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

♪ Oh, Toodles,
it's time to get to it ♪

[chuckles]

♪ Show us the mouseketools
to help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska,
Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools,
Mouseketools! ♪

♪ Here are
your Mouseketools! ♪

[Mickey]
We have a ball of yarn.

-[Minnie] A baby elephant.
-[elephant trumpets]

[Minnie giggles]
Adorable.

[Mickey]
A magnet. Ooh, science-y.

[Minnie]
And a Mystery Mousekepal.

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools,
the mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em,
Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here
for meedles and youdles ♪

[chuckles]

♪ And all we have to say
is Oh Toodles! ♪

♪ All we have to say
is Oh Toodles! ♪

[gears winding
and bell ringing]

Now that we've got
our Mouseketools,

we can deliver the mail.

-But, how to start?
-[Minnie] Hmm.

We should
sort the mail by color.

We can put everyone's letters and packages

in a matching
colored mail bag.

Great idea, Minnie.

Who are these packages for?

Right! Clarabelle!

And which color mail bag
should we put Clarabelle's mail into?

[chuckles]
You got it.

The yellow bag.

These letters
go to Donald.

So which color mail bag
should we put Donald's mail into?

Right. The blue one.

-Aw, look. [chuckles]
-[pants]

Pluto wants to help.

Did Pluto choose the right bag
to put Goofy's package into?

[chuckles]
Not quite.

[whimpers]

Which color bag should we put Goofy's
mail into?

Right. The orange bag.

[whines happily]

Gee, we've still got
a lot of mail to sort.

We're gonna need more help.

-[Little Helper squeaks]
-[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ One sunny day, what did we find? ♪

♪ Mail mixed up
of every kind ♪

♪ By mistake it came
the Clubhouse way ♪

♪ But we'll sort
and deliver ♪

♪ Without delay ♪

♪ Without delay ♪

♪ Sorting mail with friends ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Oh, what a sight! ♪

[Minnie giggles]

♪ Sorting mail with friends ♪

♪ Gotta make sure ♪

♪ It's sorted and packed ♪

♪ Just right ♪

[Little Helper squeaks]

Thanks, Little Helper.

[Little Helper squeaks]
"Have a nice trip!"

Hmm. Where shall
we go first, Minnie?

Let's take a look at our delivery list.

Which of our friends
is first on our delivery list?

[Minnie] That's right.
Clarabelle at the Moo Mart.

As Clarabelle would say,
"Let's get a moo-ve on!"

[both chuckle]

[Pluto barks]

♪ Mail friends ♪

[both]
♪ That's how we'll be ♪

♪ Delivering mail ♪

[both]
♪ Just us three ♪

♪ To friends so dear
and live so far ♪

♪ Let's get started ♪

♪ Join us
in the Toon Car ♪

-[both] ♪ So join the mail friends ♪
-[Pluto barks]

-[both] ♪ And sing along ♪
-[barks]

-[both] ♪ Join the mail friends ♪
-[barks]

♪ With bags of mail,
we can't go wrong ♪

[both] ♪ Being a good friend is the key ♪

♪ So come on,
join in ♪

-♪ Let's make our delivery ♪
-[Pluto barks]

-[Pluto whimpering]
-Uh, what is it, pal?

[gasps]
Buttons and envelopes, Mickey!

-The mail!
-[tires screech]

[Pluto barking]

We need a Mouseketool
to keep the bags closed

so we don't lose
any more mail.

Everybody say,
"Oh, Toodles!"

[both]
Oh, Toodles!

-[♪ playful music playing]
-[bell rings]

[Mickey]
We've got a ball of yarn.

A baby elephant.

A magnet.

And a Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to keep the mail bags closed?

[dings]

[Minnie]
Great choice!

We can tie the mail bags
closed with yarn!

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

[bells ringing]

-[Pluto whines]
-[Minnie chuckles]

Okay, Pluto.
We need your help

cutting the yarn
into pieces.

Just one more to go.

-All done.
-Woohoo!

The bags are all tied.

[Pluto barks]

[car honks]

You made it! And without
a moo-ment to spare.

[Clarabelle]
Oh, this is it.

Let's get moo-ving.

[♪ lively music playing]

Oh, how beautiful is that.

Thank you
for delivering my mail.

These are for you.

-Thanks, Clarabelle.
-Thank you.

-[Pluto barks]
-Oh. [laughs]

And one
for you too, Pluto.

Let's check
our delivery list.

[Minnie]
Who's next?

Right. We'll deliver

Goofy and Donald's mail
to Star Lake.

[seatbelt clicks]

-[chickens clucking]
-[tires screech]

Oh, dear.

There's a whole flock
of chickens blocking the road.

Let's count to see
how many there are.

-[Minnie] One.
-[clucks]

-Two.
-[clucks]

-Three.
-[clucks]

-Four.
-[clucks]

-Five.
-[clucks]

-Six.
-[clucks]

Six chickens
blocking the way.

Great counting!

-[barks]
-You're right, Pluto.

It looks like we need a Mouseketool
to help clear the road.

Everybody say,
"Oh, Toodles!"

[both]
Oh, Toodles!

-[bell rings]
-[♪ playful music playing]

[Minnie]
We've got a baby elephant.

A magnet.

And a Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool
can help us

get the chickens
safely off the road?

[Mickey]
Hmm, it doesn't seem like

a baby elephant
or magnet, right?

Maybe the Mystery Mousekepal
can help.

Today's Mystery Mousekepal
is...

Crossing Guard Clara Cluck!

[Minnie] A crossing guard helps everyone

get across
the street safely.

Even a flock of chickens.
[chuckles]

We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

[bell ringing]

-[car honks]
-[tires screech]

-Hi, Clara.
-[Clara bawks]

[Clara bawking]

[chickens clucking]

Let's count them
to make sure

all six chickens
get off the road.

[Minnie] One, two, three, four, five, six.

[Clara bawks]

Looks like
we got them all.

Great counting, everybody.

Thank you, Crossing Guard Clara Cluck.

[Clara laughs, bawks]

-[Mickey and Minnie] Buh-bye!
-[Clara bawks]

-Next stop, Star Lake.
-[Pluto barks]

-Hiya, Goofy.
-[Minnie] Hi, Goofy.

Howdy, everybody!

We have
a special delivery for you.

Gawrsh. That big package
must be the anchor

to my rowboat
I've been waiting for.

Toss it here!

Are you sure, Goofy?
It's pretty heavy.

I'll be sure to catch it.

We're gonna need your help
picking up Goofy's package.

When I say "lift," lift your arms up high!

Ready?

[Mickey straining]
And lift. Lift. Lift!

-[♪ triumphant music playing]
-That's it. You did it.

-[both grunting]
-[Goofy groans]

Yowzers!

Gee, Mick. You got any of those
Mouseke-watchu-ma call 'ems

to stop the water?
This doesn't look good.

Everybody say,
"Oh, Toodles!"

[pals]
Oh, Toodles!

-[bell rings]
-[♪ playful music playing]

[Goofy] We've got a baby elephant
and a magnet.

Which Mouseketool is big enough
to cover the hole in my boat?

[Mickey] It seems silly.
[chuckles nervously]

But do you think the baby elephant
is big enough

to sit on the hole
to cover it up?

[Goofy] That little guy
is definitely bigger than the magnet.

I'm willing
to give it a try.

[Mickey] Great!
We've got ears, say "Cheers!"

[doorbell ringing]

Gawrsh.
It worked!

-Thanks, little elephant.
-[trumpets]

-[bubbling]
-H'yuck!

[Goofy]
Refreshing.

Gee, I'd better
get back to fishing.

I even got a new pal
to go fishing with, too.

Thanks for all the help.

And for
bringing me my mail.

Bye, Goofy.

[seatbelt clicks]

-[car honks]
-What?

Well, hiya, Donald.

We have your mail for you.

Oh, good!

I need it!

Aha!

Oh, boy!

Thank you so much.

[chuckles]
You got it, Donald.

[Donald]
That's better.

Ah...

Now whose turn is it
to get mail?

[Minnie] Right!
Daisy and Pete are next.

At the Amphitheater.

[car engine revs]

[car engine revs]

I'm very sorry, miss.

But no tickets,
no entry.

Uh, but my tickets
never came in the mail.

Well, if I had
a bologna sandwich

for every time
I heard that,

I'll tell you what,
I'd have a lot of bologna sandwiches.

Now I'm sorry,
but the rules are rules.

You'll need tickets
to get in.

-Hello, everyone!
-We have a delivery.

Happy doodles!

Let's see.

Letter, letter,
coupons, junk mail.

Oh, goody goody!

[Daisy]
Here are the tickets.

Well...

All right.

Enjoy the show!

-Thanks for the mail!
-Yes. Oh, thank you.

Oh, I almost forgot.
I'm just curious.

Was there any mail
for, you know, me?

[laughs, sniffs]

Any mail?

[both]
Mm-hmm.

-I got one right here for 'ya.
-[Pete chuckles]

It's from Mama Pete.

Oh... [sobs]

Oh, she really misses me.

[screams] Bunny slippers? Oh, come on.

Does she know me well
or what?

[slippers squeak]

Come on, Mickey.
Only one more package to go.

Can you tell us
who the last delivery goes to?

[Minnie]
That's right.

Professor Von Drake
at his lab.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

[both]
♪ We delivered the mail ♪

[Mickey]
♪ Oh, what a day! ♪

[both] ♪ With one more stop
along the way ♪

♪ It was lots of work ♪

[Mickey]
♪ But worth the while! ♪

[both]
♪ To deliver the mail ♪

-♪ And make our friends smile ♪
-[Pluto barks]

[Mickey]
Uh, hiya, Professor.

[Minnie]
Hi, Professor.

Are you okay in there?

Yes, wonderful in here,
is what!

I am working
on my latest invention.

The Von Drake Mighty Magnificent
Mail Mover!

Which was supposed to go
and deliver the mail to everyone,

but it all went a little
upsy-daisy on me.

Not nice.

Wow.
[chuckles]

Is that why
everybody's mail

was delivered
to the Clubhouse today?

That is exactly
the reason why, didn't you?

Come, come.
Take a look.

Observe, as you are
seeing over here.

The pointer which selects
where the mail will get delivered

is stuck on the handsome picture
of Mickey.

So all of the mail today
is going to you, Mickey Mouse,

at the Clubhouse.

-Uh-huh. Now we know.
-[Von Drake strains]

But not anymore.
You see, I have blocked it already.

What did you did
with all the mail, hmm?

We put on our delivery caps
and delivered it to all of our friends.

There's actually
one last package.

-For you, Professor.
-[Pluto whines]

Oh, boy!

That must be the package
I was looking for.

It contains
the parts I require

to fix my perfluffke machine.

[Pluto barks, pants]

[Pluto barking]

[howls, barks]

[whines]

Oh, dear. How will we find
the package now?

Oh, gee. It looks like
we need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say,
"Oh, Toodles!"

[all]
Oh, Toodles!

-[♪ playful music playing]
-[bell rings]

[Mickey] It looks like we've only
got the magnet left.

Oh, I'm not sure
how that would help.

[Von Drake] Because the parts
inside the package are metal,

so if you're pointing the magnet
at the pile of mail,

the metal parts will gonna
stick to the magnet.

How about that?

[Mickey]
That's great, Professor.

We picked
all our Mouseketools today.

Say, "Super cheers!"

[bell rings]

Thanks, Toodles.

Point the magnet
at the pile...

-[crackling]
-Wow. I think the magnet

found the metal gears.

Whoa!

It worked!

Great job, everybody!

Oh, boy!
[chuckles]

Well, we got
one big blue gear,

and one medium
yellow gear,

plus also one little
small red gear. How cute.

[Von Drake]
A-ha.

So, which gear
would go into this spot?

The small red gear,
medium yellow gear,

or big blue gear?

Correct you are, didn't you!

The big blue gear!

[makes trumpet noises]

[Mickey]
How about this spot?

Will the small red gear
or the medium yellow gear go here?

Right. The small red gear
fits perfectly.

[Minnie]
And we know which gear

will fit into
the last spot, right?

The medium yellow gear,
of course!

[Von Drake]
Yippee!

The machine is working!

Woo, go.

Oh, there!

You see that? That is how
it's supposed to be working.

The Von Drake Mighty Magnificent
Mail Mover

is all fixed and there will be
no more mail mix-ups.

Gee.
That's swell, Professor.

I wanna thank you all
for helping me fix my invention.

And thanks for helping us deliver
all that mail to our friends.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

Now it's time
to stand up,

and do the Hot Dog Dance!

[♪ cheerful upbeat
music playing]

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears,
it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog! ♪

It's sure great that our pals
got their mail today.

How about you?
Did you get mail today?

Hot dog!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day,
what you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out,
stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene,
we're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse! ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

[♪ closing theme music playing]