01x15 - Dina-Sore

[bunniefuu]

Oh, boy, what a dull, boring job this

museum watchman is. Nothing ever

happens around here. The guy has a

hard time just staying awake and nothing

to look at but the old prehistoric

dinosaur.

Nasty night outside.

Yep, the most boring job in the

city.

Gesundheit. Gesundheit.

Holy mackerel.

The lightning must have brought that

Tyrannosaurus to life. Help.

Help, an escape, Tyrannosaurus!

Help! Help

A giant Tyrannosaurus is attacking the

city! Run for your life!

HuhHelp! He's attacking

me! Run for my life!

What's that, Clarence?Looks like a

Tyrannosaurus. Oh, boy, the chief will

never believe this. I don't believe it

myself. Car 26 calling the chief.

What is it, Clarence?There is a

Tyrannosaurus heading up Maple Street.

A Tyrannosaurus, huhExpect me to believe

that. Do you think I am crazy?

Hey, Tyrannosaurus, call the army. Call

the Marines.

This is the Chief of Police. Get me Adam

Ant and Harry. It's an extreme

emergency. Besides, it's a toll

call.

Hello, Adam Ant speaking.

This is the Chief. Oh, hi there,

Chief. What's the problem?

Hey, Tyrannosaurus. But there

aren't any. They are extinct. Well,

this one got himself unextincted, and

he's terrorizing the city. Okay,

Chief, I'll take over. Tell everyone to

relax. Adamant is on the way. But

first, a few exercises.

That's better. Now, here I come,

Mr. Tyrannosaurus.

Wa-op and Adam! Adam!

I hope this case isn't too big for Atom

Ant. OK, big boy,

you better come quietly. I'd hate to get

rough with you.

Sorry, Ty, but you just can't go around

scaring everybody. I'll take you

somewhere where you won't bother anyone.

Hey, wait a minute. I don't know where.

He just doesn't fit any place. Whoops.

Now don't get rough with me, big boy.

I'm warning you, you're just no match for

the world's mightiest aunt. I guess he's

just got to learn by a painfulexperience.

Now perhaps we can talk this whole

problem out.

I think this dinosaur is really

getting sore.

Sure hate to do this, but he doesn't seem

to be getting the message. So here

goes.

You and I are just going to have this out

once and for all. Yes, Sir.

It looks like a showdown, folks, between

the monster and Atom Ant. They're heading

for the ballpark for a knock down, drag

out, no holds barred battle.

They're both in the park, now sizing each

other up. Atom Ant is on the pitcher's

wound. The dinosaur leads with a hard

foot stomp to the body.

And Atom Ant is down, folks. He's

down. He's not moving,

but I'm a strong finisher. And now

for the big finish. So up. And Adam.

Adam.

Adam Amate is up again. He's got the

monster by the tail. The

monster's down. Now he's up.

Now he's down. Now he's up

again. What a fight, folks. For those of

you who have color sets,

it's a beautiful scene.

I believe he's ready to quit. That's

it, folks. The fight is over. There he

goes. The monster has quit. He's headed

for the ocean where these creatures

originally came from. He's swimming out

to sea. It's unlikely we'll ever see him

again. Ladies and gentlemen, his honor,

the mayor of our fair city. I'd like to

thank you on behalf of all the citizens

of the city. You saved Atom

and. Oh, that's OK, Mayor. That's what

I'm here for. Remember, when danger

threatens, just look me up. I'm in the

book. So long. Up and Adam.

Adam. Ant.

There he goes, folks. The incredible

Adam Ant.