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01x10 - How Now Bow Wow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show". Aired: October 2, 1965 – September 7, 1967.*
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The Atom Ant Show featured the tiny superhero Atom Ant, with additional segments The Hillbilly Bears and Precious Pupp. The Secret Squirrel Show features the master spy Secret Squirrel, backed up with Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch.

01x10 - How Now Bow Wow

Post by bunniefuu »

The annual dog show

awards your dog first prize,

Colonel. He is the most valuable dog in

the show. Absolutely priceless. Oh,

thank you, Sir. And my priceless dog

thanks you too. Did you

hear that, ferociously?That's the

priceless butt we gave you dog nap.

Good, I'm itching for action, boss. Well,

hop to it. Right-o, boss.

There is no other dog in the world like

my dog. My

priceless dog! Come back here,

stop! Okay, boss, I got him.

We'll head for the hideout. I'm right

behind you.

Help! Stop those there dogs and

apples! We'll cut through the

park to our hideout, Ferocious. Right,

boss.

Help! Police!

Help! Help Stop them! Don't

let them get away!

Help! Police! Somebody!

Sounds like trouble up there. I'd better

tune him in on my antenna.

Uh-oh.

SOSDOGNAPPERS.

Dog nappers.

ATOMANT.

Adamant. Yes, Yes that's me.

ATLP. Help. It's a dog

napping and they need help. Adamant.

Awkward. Adam!

It sounds like bone brains work and his

sidekick Ferocious Flee.

This fleabag hotel must be their hideout.

Who's there?It's a messenger with your

just reward. Ohh

Already?Gosh, we haven't even

sent the ransom note yet. Coming!

Careful, boss, it may be a trick.

Hey, hey, nobody's here.

Correction, Sir. I resent being called a

nobody.

Hey, who turned out the lights?Now

to rescue the dog.

OK, priceless pooch, let's go home.

Put him down ferociously. He's coming

with me. Oh, no, he isn't. He's mine.

Hey, come back with my dog, Adamant.

I'm returning him to his rightful owner.

And the rightful owner is me. Not so.

Isho isn't Itch is too.

Get up, flee. I can beat you fair and

square. True.

So I'll get some help, like this chair.

Like I always say, ifcan't beat 'em,

bash 'em.

Better give up, ferocious. I always

spring back. You wanna bet?

It's a lead pipe since you won't be so

springy this time.

Under! My pleasure.

Uh-oh, looks like I came out on the short

end of this. You're

so right.

You missed. Now I'm going to drive

you into the ground.

Hold it, hold it. Let's stop before

someone gets hurt. Now, are you going to

give up or not?I

presume your answer

is no. Right. I've hit you with

everything I've got, but don't go away.

This ought to do the trick.

Oh, no, not the kitchen sink.

How corny.

Good work, ferocious. That's the end of

Adam Ant. Right, boss.

You goofed, ferocious. You forgot to put

the plug in. You're both under arrest.

That ant isn't human.

Flee for your life, flee.

Be right with you, boss, soon as I take

care of this guy. Perfectly. I'm

going to split an

atom. Adam Ant, that is. You

just never give up, do you, ferocious?

Ready. Aim. Fire.

OK, Adam Ant, I give up.

One down and one to go.

I've got to find a new hideout.

Now then, we shall see what it's like to

run up against the strong arm of the law.

Oh no, you again?

The police will take care of those two.

Let's head for home, priceless.

My priceless pup.

How did you ever escape, Sir?It was

I, Adamant, who rescued your dog. But no

reward, please. Your joy is my

payment. Egad a

bug and near my priceless

pup.

Hey, wait, it's

me. I'm

Adamant.

Oh, well.

Even heroes have to learn to take

it.