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01x04 - Ferocious Flea

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show". Aired: October 2, 1965 – September 7, 1967.*
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The Atom Ant Show featured the tiny superhero Atom Ant, with additional segments The Hillbilly Bears and Precious Pupp. The Secret Squirrel Show features the master spy Secret Squirrel, backed up with Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch.

01x04 - Ferocious Flea

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, look at that. A flea circus.

Wow. Ferocious flea. World's

strongest insect. He lifts

automobiles. How about that?Let's go see

the show. Beat it, kids. No show today.

All right, you fleas, you can take the

day off.

Maybe you'd all like to go to the dog

show. Hey,

Ferocious Flea, quit fooling with my desk

and come over here. OK,

boss, I'll put it right down.

OK, ferocious, I want to go over our

plan. It's all set, boss. Here's the

caper. You drive downtown

with your dog to the bank. Of

course, I am on the dog where no one will

see me. When the coast is clear, I hop

off the dog and carry the suitcase into

the vault where I fill the suitcase with

nice new money.

Then, watching from a chance, I return

the suitcase to you, jump back on the

dog, and away we go.

Read all about it. Big bank

robbery. Robbers leave no

clues.

More banks robbed. Police

search for invisible robber. Any

luck, Sergeant?Not a thing. An invisible

robber is hard to find. Mr. Mayor, this

invisible bank robber has us baffled.

What can we do?There's only one thing to

do. Call in Atom Ant.

Atom Ant?Great. But how do you contact

him?Every panic button in the country is

connected to Atom Ant's headquarters. I

don't know how he does it, but every call

gets his personal attention.

Uh oh. Someone's pushed their panic

button.

Code 6, Sequence XBLM.

Just as I thought. A call from the city

that's having that epidemic of bank

robberies. They're in a hurry, so I'll

get in my atom smasher and atomize myself

to the mayor's office.

Good to see you, Araman. Likewise, Mayor.

Now what is your problem?

Sorry, Animat. There were no clues.

Nonsense, officer. Every robber leaves

clues. Uh ha!

Footprints. From the spacing, I'd

say they were made by a hopping insect.

They're too small to be grasshopper

prints. More like...

What's that dog hair doing there?

Dog hair. That's it. They're flea prints.

Thank you, officer. I should have some

news for you. Good luck,

Adamant. Any flea

strong enough to rob a bank probably

works in a flea circus.

I'll check the phone book.

Not many listings under flea circus.

Whoa, here's one.

Ferocious flea. He lifts

automobiles. I have a

hunch that's not all he's lifting. I'd

better check on him.

Ferocious Flea?Now he isn't around

today. He went downtown with the boss.

Ferocious Flea has hit it real big

lately, but I don't know where he gets

the money. You're pretty

good for an Ant. Want a job?I might.

A little makeup. Snip your antenna off

and you could pass for a flea. I would

want the strongman spot in the show. A

strongman spot?Why, that's Ferocious

Flee's spot. And if he ever heard you, I

heard. So that's who's going to take my

job. Put it there, Chum.

No hard feelings, Chum. Huh

Why, that will make ferocious, ferocious.

My pity that poor Ant. Want to play

rough, ehOutside with you.

Now I'll finish you off with this bottle.

OK, ferocious, if that's the way you want

to play.

Uh oh. No fair. No

fair. Oh

boy, is that aunt asking for it.

I hadn't intended to fight dirty, but

you'll leave me no choice.

I'll put a stop to this.

Oh boy, that could give a guy a throbbing

headache. Now I'll fix

that Ant. A

few more bank jobs and I'll be able to

retire. Take that

and that and that.

And you take this and

this. No, no, no,

not my safe.

Oh, no, noAll my clean, stolen money

getting dirty. That's a confession.

You're under arrest. Wait, Officer, let

me explain. I had a good reason for doing

this. What reason?I don't have money.

Here's

his accomplice, Officer. Adam

Ant. I heard you were on this case. Adam

Ant. Now they tell me. No wonder I

couldn't win. Uh oh.

Someone else has pushed their panic

button. When they call this a push-button

age, they're not kidding. Up and

Adam, Adamant!