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02x14 - Lists

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x14 - Lists

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thank you s is that it finished jolly

good thanks a lot oh hi there hey great

excitement today great I have turned

over a new Leaf haven't I you see I have

swapped all of

this for this this is a personal planner

and in here I've got everything that's

what it I've got names and addresses

facts figures telephone numbers but the

most important thing of all is this this

is a list of the things I'm going to do

today and it is timed down to the last

Split Second Su you could do far worse

than actually copy me why don't you go

to your bedroom make yourself a little

list okay oh come back listen more

important than making the list that's

the easy part the difficult part is

sticking to it see if you can do that go

on off you go time to synchronize my

watch and check the time at 8:30

precisely I meant to be um getting

washed in the

bathroom that's

it got to go and get washed in the

bathroom got to stick to the list well

Su took Matthew's advice and set to to

make himself a

list s also decided to make herself a

list uh 925 half a cup of tea 9:30 ring

Auntie Brenda 9:45 mug of coffee sweep

on the other hand didn't seem interested

in making a list of his own he did

however show a considerable interest in

su's list he wanted to know what suti

was writing down but suti wouldn't let

him see as a matter of fact all sweep

got for his troubles was a poke on the

Hooter see what I mean

now that's what I call a

Hooter look do you twoo mind not hooting

and honking quite so much I've got a

list to

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make what sweep what quickly what is

it what's my list about oh for goodness

sake sweep mind your own business and

let me get on with

mine

what what will you do I don't know but

if you don't want to make a list then

you must find some other way of

occupying your tiny little mind mustn't

you now excuse me I want to get on with

my

list so sweep was left looking for

something to occupy his tiny little

mind he seemed to be in luck he found a

little Whisper of bright blue wool

coming from out of Sue's wardrobe he

decided to pull it up to his bedroom to

have a closer

look while Sue continued with her list

7:30 following dinner a mug of hot

chocolate 7:40 ring Auntie Kathleen 8:00

glass of water 8:50 and suti continued

with

his what sweep I do wish you wouldn't

interrupt sweep what's

that what's what all that blue wool what

is

it it's blue wool I can see it's blue

wool where is it coming

from my wardrobe oh no oh I can't

believe

it oh this was my best

jumper it's a bit

small well it didn't used to be small

until you Unwound it all you great

steaming PE

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bra

10:00 Supermarket shopping done that

10:45 coffee there we are do you know

it's transformed my life as this having

a list to run it by mind you the secret

is that you must stick to the list

rigidly absolutely you mustn't let

anything change what's written down here

that is the secret hi on su's coming

he's got his list as well let me give

you a hand with it goodness me it's a

long list you must have organized the

next 20 years of your life judging by

the length of this what does it say

roller skates Walkman computer computer

games what sort of a list is this it's a

birthday list it's an extremely big what

what's that who is that Matthew it's

only me what's all this paper it's it's

su's birthday list hang on let me oh

have you have you made a list as well

Sue have you yes Matthew I have oh don't

tell me birthday list another one celery

hairbrush washing up Liquid more boot

polished what this is a very funny

birthday list isn't it sue it isn't my

birthday list Matthew it's a shopping

list for the supermarket oh I see by the

way where's where's sweep oh him he's

upstairs recovering from a slight

disagreement he had with my jumper the

dozy dog oh Sue you and sweep haven't

had another argument have you look go on

up to the bedroom and make it up with

him go on up you go now go on all right

Matthew but what should I say to him

well I don't know Sue um help him to do

something why don't you make a little

list with him help him to make a list

okay what sort of little list well I

don't know what about what about a

birthday list cuz sui enjoyed doing that

didn't you y okay birthday list oh

really if you insist well I do actually

off you go go on you know those two they

fight like cat and dog you know more

like pandarin dog you got what's that oh

it's it's my 10 1050 1050 what is it

1050 make pancakes why does it say that

it's still look there make pancakes 1050

and what time is

it it's $150 right make pancakes stick

to the list oh if you want to help you

can help not by getting the ingredients

together they're here on a list you like

pancakes so do I I'll love them go on

get the ingredients together go oh do

come out from there

sweep oh come on sweep I've said I'm

sorry there's no need to enter for the

marathon longdistance

sulk you're not I think you are look

come on Matthew told me to come up here

and make it up with you he suggested I

help you to make a

list you don't like list

well I think you might quite enjoy this

list it's a birthday

list that's right sweep a birthday

list what you have to do well just

decide what it is that you'd really like

for your birthday tell me and I'll write

the things down in a list that's what

Matthew told me to do help you to make a

birthday list he thinks lists are the

best thing since sliced

bread

I think lists are the best thing since

sliced bread such you'll be back any

second now with the last of the

ingredients oh there you are the flower

jolly good well look suti uh that's

everything on the list and if we follow

this list here we shouldn't go far wrong

everything's down there so uh first it

says measure out 4 oz of flour can would

you like to do that just measure out 4

oz of flour I bet this is going to take

some parents back a few years isn't it

just four that's it you see nothing yet

of course that's enough right fine thank

you and if you just like to check it

with the weight so that's it it's very

steady it's a big weight for a little

bear see what I mean look NE never mind

never mind never mind checking the

weight we'll just guess it just guess it

here we are use that put that in there 4

oz about about that much all right let's

put that down there uh what's it say

next so break egg into dish okay so uh

go and get an egg from over there that's

it one egg break it into the dish we it

hang wait just whoa you're going to

break the dish put that down you better

start it off so go and get something

just start it off they make very tough

eggs listen don't do that would all

right use that just crack the shell go

ahead crack hang on just crack the shell

just s please no Hang on we're going to

need teamwork here I'll hold on to the

egg okay and then I'll count one two

three and then I'll nod my head and when

I nod my head hit it

if it was good enough for my father it's

good enough for me right after three

there's the hammer one two three hit it

oh

ow I didn't mean hit my head I me hit

the egg it's very simple it's only a

fragile little egg and you

can't I've done it for you yes you're

right I have done it for you I hope that

sweep and Sue are having a better time

than we

are so let me see if I've got this

straight this is your birthday list

these are the 10 things you most want

for your birthday is that

correct number one a

bone number

two a

bone number three 4 5 6 7 8 9 bones oh

sweep this is a pathetic list it's just

silly and

stupid you don't like list well that say

maybe but Matthew told me to come up

here and help you to make one so oh

forget it I tried you're hopeless sweet

just

hopeless yes you're hopeless and useless

and stupid and I give

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up

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this is hopeless suty we've got to beat

the mixture for 4 minutes and we've only

got 2 minutes left you can beat it at

Double speed are you sure you can do

that all right well thanks very much

there's a spoon I hope he can I was just

going to say s

please would you please be s s can

you I was going to say can you be

careful but it doesn't seem to matter

very much now does it let's have a look

see what oh is that all there is left

look at that and look at

me and listen to that what oh no it's

the watch where's the planet where 12:15

we' got the Vicor coming for lunch the

vica's coming for lunch for goodness

sake we we'll tag this up later let's go

and do the lounge come on got the Vicor

coming for lunch the Vicor goodness

sake ah where's my list I've got to

stick to my list goodness sake

take look at the state of me thank

goodness for list that's all I can say

in the old days of course you see I

would have been throwing the breakfast

bar sorting that out tidying it up

whereas in reality it's the lounge that

needs doing because they got the vica

coming for tear you see look at the

state of this place as so you f me to

death then can I have a word with you

please a word with me I'll have a look

just a minute yes I can see you two

weeks on Friday for quar an hour two we

this is important it's about sweet's

list well this is important actually sue

my list I got to stick to it I have to

hang on a minute just Excuse me yes

you're sounding very muffled distant

what oh sorry sorry who is it Vic Vic

who oh

vica vica you're not well not at all no

no no no problem I don't no I don't mind

no I'm a very flexible sort of person I

don't mind if you're not coming around I

am not

sulking there you are s look this is

terrible this is really serious I mean

you know it's very distressing he's not

is this Matthew what what is it it's

sweeps list I found it by the front door

sweeps list I bet it's a silly birthday

list one find favorite bone great start

to a list isn't it two get savings out

of bank three catch a bust to somewhere

else four find a family who doesn't

think I'm

stupid five stop making silly lists

Matthew what do you think it means do

you think it's just a minute just a

minute I think that this means that

sweeps run away from

home I've had it with list they're

partly responsible for this happening

that is me and lists finished look come

on so you stay here by the telephone Su

stop thinking about silly list and let's

start to think about sweep he's run away

from home let's go and find him come on

take the hat off stay here s it's all

right sweet we're coming we're

coming

sweet sweep where is sweep

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sweep could be almost anywhere it's so

difficult to

spot

sweep sweep it's not looking needing

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hter I blame myself well actually I

really blame all this business with the

lists that's what's to

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[Applause]

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blame please

sweep excuse me have you seen sweep

anywhere no

sweep this is terrible he's going to be

confused he's going to be frightened

there's no sign of me sweet oh suty

listen suty have you seen him anywhere

is he is he up

there look I'll going ask these kids

over here don't move don't move excuse

me have you seen sweep anywhere no no

yeah he's run away from home you know

I'm very worried about he's about that

big you know who I mean yeah you haven't

seen

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him have you seen sweep anywhere we're

looking for him all over have you seen

him anywhere no I haven't seen him

anywhere do you know what he looks like

small and gray little black ears are you

going that way yeah well you have a look

that way and S I'll look this way okay

thanks a lot

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boys Ellie we've lost sweep do you know

what sweep looks like yes tell you what

we'll look this way can you have a look

down the street that way yes okay see

you

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Ellie s things aren't looking good at

all he's been missing for over an hour

now all our friends have been looking

have you seen sweep at all no are you

sure have you seen him no have you seen

him anywhere

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no has anybody seen

sweet where is he

excuse it's this sweet this sweet no I'm

sorry this isn't sweet I know it's a

little doggy and it's got long black

ears very s eyes but it's not sweet

Wonder can

be look sweep

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sweep I've got

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it sweep

sweep that was close you know you should

never ever wonderand without a grownup

it can be very dangerous sweet are you

all

right come on let's go home shall

we honestly sweet we're all really sorry

if we made you feel unwanted or unloved

it's not so really you know I think you

know that don't you sweet I'm sorry if I

hurt your feelings I was just in a bad

mood that's all it's all right soe it's

all right it can happen to anybody We're

all sorry come on into bed now come on

all three of you you as well sue you

sweep come on S into bed because it's

time to settle down and go to sleep okay

good night you three good

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night

sweep what are you doing up at this

time you couldn't

sleep all right well you can stay and

share my Coco wait come here come here

listen you are one very lucky dog you

know in future if You' got a problem

don't run away from it stay and talk

about it I'm glad you're

home you too and me oh good and and you

as well I'm glad we're all agreed readed

you just frightened about one thing

what's worrying you you're worried in

case I start to make lists again now I

don't think there's very much chance of

doing that actually making list can be a

very good thing to do but I am finished

with list we hope you've enjoyed the

show join us again soon yes you can make

a note of it make a list about it I'm

through with these come on screw them up

shopping lists and birthday lists it's

getting out of hand there's one for you

Su if you don't watch out they're going

to take

control another one for you sweet but

just one thing I must insist don't

misunderstand there Sue this is only my

opinion you must make your

own I finally decided I don't need to

write things down put them away Su the

most important list of all is in my

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mind I don't need a plan planning out I

just need friends

around if you could see inside my head

then you would

find but you're the top of my

list you're such a lot of

fun it's you're the top and that won't

stop you're my number

one cuz you're my favorite

people I like you such a

lot and in the end you can't be friends

and you're the best i'

got yeah all right you can they want to

wave bye-bye W wave bye-bye that's it

see you again soon soon why don't you

say the next verse you have the next

verse all right you finally decided you

don't need to write things down it's

true I don't need to write them down

anymore