haha
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thank you
it's four o'clock in the morning
on the most exciting day of the year
Christmas day
oh sorry
Christmas
and Matthew is fast asleep bless his
little cotton socks
I'm not asleep at all
and another thing my socks aren't cotton
the wall sorry it's all right I haven't
been able to get to sleep at all because
I'm so excited you see
it's Christmas
so excited I keep thinking about the
tree that we put up last night well
decorations all the presents do you want
to see it all
see what I mean isn't this a beautiful
Christmas tree and all the presents
underneath oh but that's not all there's
one more present the one from
sweep and Sue to me they've hidden it
behind the sofa but I know where it is
let's go and have a look at it
so exciting it's really heavy and really
big look at that to Matthew I wonder
what it is it's a surprise Merry
Christmas
such a sweep and sue you three well that
is a surprise do you know something this
is the nicest Christmas present I've
ever received
can we go to the theater now oh yes
we're going to see the Bernie Clifton
Christmas show later on no it's far too
early to go now sweet oh
our Christmas party now Matthew it's too
early for that as well Sue
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can we open a present oh yes well I
suppose that I've opened one so it's
only fair that you should open one all
right jump out of the box and I'll see
you across at the breakfast okay but
mind you just one present each only one
let's have a look here uh there's one
for
sweep and Sue I've got a feeling that
this is gonna turn out to be one of the
best Christmases ever
there you are where's City oh there now
listen sue you can go first because it's
ladies first the one on the corner there
just give it a good tug give it a good
tug Let's help her unwrap it come on
boys
that's true it's a new dress and hat
just what I want matching hat isn't that
nice what about sweep it's coming it's
coming don't worry can you pull that
sweet spot that let's have a look oh
look at that a new bone what about you
don't worry Sushi don't be impatient
pull the ribbon pull the ribbon that's
it let's have a look in here shall we
see what you've got but look a new magic
wand are you all happy with your
presents thank you Matthew yeah well
that's the three main presents opened of
course ah but there are four main
presents Matthew what do you mean well
hiding ourselves inside that box was
really only a little little joke we've
actually got to you a real present have
you really well where is it
you're going to Magic it all right let's
use the new magic wand
oh look at that a set of handbells
real ones as well extra minutes Are You
Gonna Stand help us to play them Sue
well no if you want to excuse me I'm
catering my friends and tell them about
my new dress all right then what about
you sweet
you're gonna lick your bone all right
then off you go sotty that just leaves
you and meal pal what should we play
yeah home sweet home come on
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they'll love this stuff is lovely
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yellow one all right
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well done
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oh this is that that is very nice indeed
am I gonna sing
sing um all right home is where the
heart is that's an excellent choice very
nice for Christmas you can help by
playing the bells and I'll play along
with you okay home is where the heart is
now home is where your heart is
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always
alone
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everything's okay
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home
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or you're ever on your own
it might cheer you up again if you think
things propose
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sooties that was brilliant it's a very
sad song in fact
brought a tear to my eyes
if you come and look and looking in my
new dress I'm coming soon coming oh
that's lovely Sue that looks
good for the best Christmas ever yes it
hasn't
don't forget the party this afternoon
and the show it's true
I really can't
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a blubbering
I've just sung in a very emotional song
you know what we could do with somebody
said cheer us up shouldn't be like this
at Christmas time
who can that be at this time in the
morning who could it be it's Father
Christmas come back to us because
it's very funny Sue very dry
you all know
what is Father Christmas I can't believe
what are you doing here well I was
flying along in the sky on my sleigh yes
when suddenly I heard a beautiful song
oh that's Matthew and Father
Christmas Father Christmas I can't
believe what I'm seeing not really
Father Christmas
look it's Richard Goodell the magician
Merry Christmas Richard Merry Christmas
glad you came around because we need
cheering up you know well there's no
better way than to cheer somebody up at
Christmas than a bit of magic do you got
a glass of water I could borrow at all
have we got any water some on the
windowsill it's quite right there's a
glass of water here you're very lucky
Richard we also need a
10-pound note lucky because you've got
one right all we have to do is to roll
it up into a little tube yes watch this
and to give a magic blow come on Blow
oh it's my friend's the fish it's
amazing
it's Christmas time have you got another
trick Rich another trick yes can't drink
can't drink can't you not Christmas
cards playing cards you've got to choose
one of them all right tell me when to
stop as we go through anywhere at all
right stop that's there that one all
right take the card out this one look
don't show me right tell his name
now we also need five more one two three
four five and we'll place your card here
mix it up just a bit now would you like
to see what I got for Christmas let's
put this down there okay
I got a very special Christmas present
and I bought him along with me today him
what is it do you like him oh that's
lovely what is it well I've decided to
call him Oscar with a robot yes but he's
also a very very clever robot and we'll
find out why here we go off you go Oscar
he's going to see if he can run along
there and if he thinks he can find your
card he should be able to to stop
somehow let's have a look he's getting
very excited I think you've just knocked
it never mind he doesn't want any of
those
um he's doing well still ah hang on oh
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Oscar's got so dirty feet just look at
that he's left dirty little footprint
marks
um I hope that wasn't you dude Richard I
must say you've cheered us all up
enormously great really amazing I'll
cheered you up though why is Soddy
crying you're crying what's the matter
you're crying for all the people that
won't be happy this Christmas but
everybody should be happy at Christmas
of course they should
see he says all the boys and girls who
are going to spend Christmas in hospital
oh I haven't thought of that
I know still see why don't you and
Matthew go down to the hospital and see
if you can cheer up some of the patients
Richard that's a great idea such a good
idea are you gonna come with us Richard
oh no this is a job for you and sutty
after all if there's anyone who can
cheer children up at Christmas time it's
study you're right come on study I'll go
and get dressed and then we'll go to the
hospital well this is Great Ormond
Street Hospital City
is there anybody to ask there's a nurse
over there Merry Christmas is it
possible for City and I to visit the
children in the hospital yes of course
come with me thank you very much
really good
Merry Christmas
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I've brought a little friend to see you
he's inside this box does anybody know
who's inside the Box
city are you sure
well look it's about time to meet it so
I bet I think the best way to get him
out is I'll count one two three you all
shout for because he's a little
bit shy I'll count one two three ready
one two three
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only tell me
it's
are we here yes we're great Ormond
Street children's hospital and all these
boys and girls are gathered here to see
you
he said he's got a little Christmas
present for you all to share would you
like to have the present
I can't hear you would you like to have
the present
I don't know what it is but apparently
you don't do that no don't squirt them
don't squirt that man please
you are a very naughty boy
show it forgive him because it's
Christmas time
all right you've forgiven there sussie
well I must say it's been very nice
meeting you all I hope you all have a
smashing Christmas
yes so would I say he says he'd like to
go and meet some other children up in
the wards but really I don't know how
we're going to do that I mean who do we
know that's going to show us where the
wards are
hello oh hello
who did you want to go up to the wards
yes we would very much can you show us
where they are I think we can go up
there I'll show you where they are thank
you very much we will indeed thanks very
much
beautiful hello hello hello
all that pretty little girl there what's
up my little girl's name Tasman yeah
Tesla there's a little somebody in this
box here that would like to meet you
would you can you knock on the top of
the box
oh
look who it is who's that that little
girl's called taslin what's Richard in
for what do you mean for Richard tests
for a fever for fever does that mean
that you you get very sort of hot yeah
you can easily cool him down no you're
not a doctor please you're not a no
don't don't please don't do that
there we are
together
would you like to open it up
and we'll see whether your studies as
naughty as my city shall we you're not
naughty at all
can you put that on your hand Tommy
it on this one
oh that's lovely can you also to give my
city a cuddle
I need a cuddle bring it back to my side
oh
oh stroking with your head I see what
since you said he can give you a kiss
give him a nice big kiss give me a kiss
that was lovely John yeah
oh yes can we have a hat please sister
oh well here's the Hat whoops there we
are can you take that yeah John that's
for you
yeah and a rosette as well here I look
that's for you John
take that there's a good boy
can you stroke his hand you're gonna
give us your hand
lovely there I look Paul that's for you
okay no don't take it away from me
that's for you don't take it away from
him you want to take it home no you
can't no that's for you okay what's your
name you're Gavin are you how old are
you Gavin seven seven years old
how come he's smiling so much in
hospital because hospitals are very nice
places you can't have me in here okay
would you like to put your arm around
social and give it a nice big cuddle
give them a nice big
that's lovely it's nice and soft isn't
he do you know who this is look give you
a kiss you can you give us a nice
picture
smashing and a little smile you think he
deserves a sushi would you like a
all of your own
he's gonna get one anyway here we are
look this is for you
yeah yeah there's a city
yeah you hang on to that hang on to it
hold it hold it and you expect a
Christmas kiss for that I think you'll
probably get one give him a proper kiss
and a couple Luke kiss
lovely Merry Christmas get out of
hospital soon bye-bye bye-bye you're
gonna wave to us
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come on so if you need to come sweep
soup listen we had a great time at the
hospital really I think we managed to
cheer up most of the boys and girls
until City brought his water p*stol out
of course but they hang on why are you
crying what's the matter
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it's a Bernie Clifton Christmas show yes
at the party Matthew on the Christmas
Show and The Party The the two things to
look forward to what's the matter why
you're crying well what when I rang up
they were completely sold out there
isn't a single seat left we're too late
we can't go oh we can't go to the show
well what's wrong with the party
absolutely
absolutely Matthew but I thought sweep
was organizing the food yes
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and you thought that Sue was organizing
the food yes so no food
we'll have to cancel it hang on sutty
that magic wand you got for Christmas go
and fetch it now please if I could just
borrow that for one second let's have a
thank you very much let's try the magic
spell ready
let's get busy
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we're here who needs tickets well you've
got the magic wands and we've got the
best seats in the house as well at the
Bernie Clifton Christmas show
foreign
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well I was going to tell a Christmas
story yes and
perhaps could have helped me you see but
the problem is you see now that the
ostrich has lost all the sound effects
for the story the special effects on
everything oh look can't we help Susie
ask Bernie what to do what do you want
us to do then I wondered if perhaps
whether the boys and girls would help me
to make all the sounds and special
effects would you help me boys and girls
I'll leave it to you Matthew okay then
buddy that's nice boys and girls will
you help Bernie to make the sound
effects
he's over there he can't hear you will
you help him
yeah great that's smashing oh he's
coming back give him a cheer
hey thank you boys all right Oswald all
right Oswald you carry on with your bird
seed while I tell the boys and girls a
story now remember boys and girls this
is a story but Oswald has lost all the
sound effects so I want you to help me
so here goes Christmas Eve and Father
Christmas was walking from his house to
the reindeer Stables to get all the
reindeers ready to take all the toys to
the boys and girls all over the world
and as he's walking across the
snow-covered field to the reindeers
tables
it's very very cold and the wind was
blowing a bit hard and we did some wind
noises more more noise
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wind was blowing so hard it was picking
up the snow in Little flurries I'm
blowing the snow in his face
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that's it yeah on Father Christmas stuff
my word I didn't realize I had such bad
dandruff I'll sit down because there's
none of it coming up soon right well
then that was Father Christmas covered
in dandruff and snow and everything and
do you know what happened next boys and
girls it started to rain rain
Matthew
we haven't got any rain in fact we need
some rain the rain effect you've got the
rain effect you're in luck so he's gonna
rain
please
please oh I should have known that would
have happened
Father Christmas is on his way to the
reindeer stables and as he got close to
the Stables they could hear a strange
sound he could hear some sneezing
oh
what had happened was all the reindeers
had got the flu and Father Christmas was
very upset because they wouldn't be able
to deliver the toys to all the boys and
girls because it was Christmas Eve just
then on the roof he heard a strange
sound it was something slithering
slither.io
wonderful he went outside and do you
know what was up on the roof boys and
girls
what no no snakes no no snakes anything
else no plenty of snow
there was an ostrich on the roof
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you know why I'm just not ignored
because the ostrich was wearing skis
Father Christmas said to the office what
have you done in my roof on the office
said I'm on my winter holidays I'm doing
a bit of skiing suddenly Father
Christmas Had a Brain Wave he waved to
his brain
will you help me to deliver all the toys
of the boys and girls around the world
because all the reindeers have got the
flu the Oswald the ostrich said not off
he said I will not only that I'll
whistle for me mates and they'll help
you as well right he whistled
and Over the Horizon came all these
ostriches on skis and in no time at all
that hits themselves up to the sl*ves
and they were pulling the sl*ves all
around the world so that the boys and
girls would get the toys on Christmas
Eve all the reindeers that were poorly
sick sat up in bed with hot water
bottles and gave the ostriches a round
of applause like this
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well done Bernie wasn't that good well
I'll tell you what you've made us smile
Bernie you really have we're all having
a great time really well sure yes oh
absolutely
she's crying so why are you crying
because
funny had some time
Christmas isn't Christmas without we
can't have the party but wait a minute
wait a minute because something that got
delivered to me on Christmas Eve yes was
a magic balloon balloons aren't magical
this is a magic balloon you just watch
and see what happens yeah
hey look at this we can have a part of
this Bernie over there and is
sweet hi Bernie and there's Richard over
there with Sue hey does everybody want
to have a party
all right let's have a party then come
on
here we are look
Christmas time is the time for some
celebration
Santa's in town Christmas time is a time
for some jubilization
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surprises
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a fantastic day
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is
going with us
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